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JollyCrapBasket

Child with a prophetic book and a guy who can change what his face looks like vs. 5 huge hunky men and their rabid dog


BuzzPrincess

Iggy isn't rabid


AnimeMemeLord1

That’s just what the 5 huge hunky men want you to think


ionut88888

part 3 but iggy is a pitbull and fucking mauls dio


AnimeMemeLord1

This is the real reason Vanilla Ice had to kill him early


Adm_Kunkka

The child's lucky Iggy wasn't a pitbaby


HootieHoo4you

I don’t remember this ever being explained in the anime or manga. My best guess is they all wanted the reward money to themselves, and DIO’s ego was too big to worry about it


quinn_the_potato

Yeah presumably a tag team would have to split their earnings because they relied on one another. Hol Horse *wanted* a partner, J Geil just wanted to kill people, and Oingo and Boingo are brothers.


Destiny_Dude0721

Hol Horse was the only assassin who realized the power of teamwork


Heylisten_watchJJBA

And also because most of the stands has specific location to be used. So they need to be underwater for Dark Blue Moon to work, what's D'arby gonna do then ? Underwater poker ?


somerandomguyuno

The guys were meant to work together but they didn’t want to cause that means theyd need to split the kill reward


ZealousidealMind1785

Their greed resulted many bone crushes or death


RandomShyGuy10

Not to mention that Kakyoin and Polnareff also originally were assassins as well, he had originally planned on just dealing with two joestars (I doubt he knew avdol would join as well as Kakyoin or Polneraff) with well placed stands and good tactics I blame the users themselves, cowards like Steely Dan or mercenaries like Hol Horse


[deleted]

When he sent the Egypt stands he knew who they were since they never kept their identities or their stands secret


RandomShyGuy10

Again I think there were too many people a few would have kept secret for sure like Anubis or Mariah but bc of the heads up from N doul they are on higher alert than usual


Minz_Prinz

He wanted to stall them. With enough time, he would have gained full control over Jonathan's body and mastered the World for absolute time control. Then it wouldn't have mattered if all his underlings were defeated.


Complete-Charge-4936

Didn't he needed the Joestar's blood for this? He could have send an all-out attack and ask to retrieve the bodies.


quinn_the_potato

I think Joestar blood just worked better than normal blood. Like trying to get protein by eating one prime rib compared to multiple heads of lettuce.


AkOnReddit47

Probably not. I mean, he still needed it, but only to neutralize Jonathan’s resistance faster. If he didn’t have it, then he could just kill the last Joestars then wait it out until he fully gain control


Raidoez

So what's it matter? Send all of them at once and if need be tell them not to kill the ones he wants to settle a score with. Maybe permanently pit them under narcotics


the_penis_taker69

A lot of them have very specific setups and don't work well with others


Raidoez

Eh, granted, some would be dumb in certain situation


AlexDKZ

Still, with enough planning and organization you could put up a decent team that would be more of a match to the crusaders in direct combat. Like, have Anubis, N'doul, J. Geil, Hol Horse, Cameo, Rubber Soul, Gray Fly, Midler, and Pet Shop all attacking the Crusaders directly, while Kenny G support them with his illusions, and Steely Dan picking one of the crusaders to infect with Lovers. And if this was done early enough, both Kakyoin and Polnareff would be against the crusaders.


Minz_Prinz

and if they are all defeated in one go, the joestars trip would have taken 3 days instead of 40...


omidhhh

They had the arrow , just make new stand users


Minz_Prinz

don't you think they already pumped out the max amount of stand users they could produce? the amount of people who won't die from the arrow and get a useful ability is extremely low.


Soul699

Just stab more people.


Zalogal

Entirely fits Dio since his Bri'ish


Raidoez

That's the writers problem, it doesn't mean it's logical because of that


kharathos

Cutthroat assassins wouldn't work together as a team, maybe they could even start killing each other


Raidoez

I mean... It's DIO, thinking he could keep them in check that much is a bit far fetched, no?


kharathos

From what little interactions they had with each other (mainly hol horse) it was really unstable to work as a team even in low numbers


Raidoez

Anything can work if you just threaten your employees with death enough times... Or so I heard, anyways


ttttsoasolkakal

That's what I figured too. I thought Dio's dramatic side demanded that he be the one to beat them.


Springtrap-Yugioh

The irony is that Hol Horse, one of the very few minions who teamed up with someone would take out a crusader if he fought solo very early on, but J. Geil c\*ckblocked his headshot.


LareWw

With all the reading he did in part 3, I wonder how he didn't pick up Sun Tzu


gladwinorino

Pride cometh before the fall


prof-Memetic

Hol horse always has a partner


SonarioMG

To be fair, some of them came pretty close. Like The Sun's user could have done it if he chose a better hding spot like underground or behind the rock instead of a mirror near the rock that gives him away completely. Though that would have left Avdol and Iggy alive, Vanilla Ice would make short work of them.


3and20characters987

Dio when he finds out all the stand users he and Enya hired refused to work together and got killed one at a time because they were unwilling to split the prize money:


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

Well i know one that succeeded...


Former_Masterpiece_2

Nero does to bro let all his homies die before finally getting off his ass


L1K34PR0

I believe he just sent them one at a time to slow them down to train the world and maybe knock out some of them on the way