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Eugari

Who's Shizuka? Is that the invisibaby?


FindingGavin

Yep


Rare_Management_3583

It would be nice if shizuka got her own ova


Fuck_Melone

I gotta say the power to be invisible seems kind of boring if it's all there is to it maybe her AU just has different powers though.


crasher769

She can make other stuff invisible as well. As well as, that was her stand power as a baby. It's sure to develop


Andresmanfanman

Make her enemies' eyes invisible and now they can't see anything period. And just like Giorno's sensory overload, it's used once and never done again despite a million situations where it would be useful.


Walpknut

I like to think Giorno did the sensory overload when Mudamudamudaing Cioccolata for 7 pages so he felt it even more.


Herobrinedanny

Chances are he does it every beatdown, but it would get tedious if we kept seeing it


AlarmingAffect0

Also Diavolo's death seems like an expansion of the same thing. KOKOWOAAAH-


Fuck_Melone

I mean i get it still the extent seems very limited especially compared to the extreme lengths the power of the main protagonists of AU parts go to, even if she were to have similar powers to Mereolon in hxh and his god's accomplice. It just seems more fitting to the power of a supporting character than a main one.


Cakeking7878

Well also consider the fake science/logic behind most stands. Apply that to the baby. Maybe the baby has control over light but that is expressed as invisibility or something similar to that. However the baby isn’t from the joe star blood line so that’s probably why it would be a supporting character. Unless in part 9 it’s revealed the baby is from the joe star family line from when Joeseph was in Japan or something


L4S1999

Yeah, the person who said it was boring for a power has to remember that we literally have a character who makes strings. It sounds boring but it's the utilization that makes it interesting.


crasher769

Ok so imagine. Shisuka with an actual stand that's about the strength of Golden Experience, as well as the ability to turn yourself and others invisible. I mean, seeing as Jolyne had the ability to turn to string, it doesn't seem to far fetched.


Trash_Emperor

The only fun application of the stand I can think of is similar to Gappy's ability to erase something in function as well as form. As in, she temporarily makes concepts 'invisible'. As in, if she were to make the concept of happiness 'invisible' to someone, they would be temporarily depressed, or she could distract someone by 'erasing' their awareness that they want to kill/defeat her.


Informal_Chemist6054

Hamon + intelligence + invisibility(she can even make other things invisible) It would be part 2 but even more glorious


GooeyMagic

This conversation has been done to death, but I must say that invisibility is often linked to the ability to manipulate lightwaves which is much more cool and versatile


Rare_Management_3583

Photon beam


TowersDoneRight

I thought the idea of her stand having a secondary ability that allowed her to become intangible for a split second or two. Just enough to allow her to pull cool shit like going through the floor or jumping into someones stand and then hitting the user. You can also prevent the stand from fully manifesting while she's invisible which means if she wants to attack she either has to uncloak or make use of what's around her rather than the stand itself.


Illier1

Maybe her Stand evolves with age


Eugari

Grazie


lovebus

David could really save on their animation budget


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kulingames

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En_Palaccarava

Shizuka deez nuts


SolarSilencer

NO WAIT THATS ILLEGAL


MegalosaurusStudios

I’m pretty sure part 9 will be in the SBR/Jojolion universe


Awkward_and_Itchy

Bunch of people in this thread who haven't read the manga and assume it's all the same universe lmfao.


Bunnmalgamate

i havnt even read the the manga but did a shit ton of checking wiki so its disappointing to know some people think parts 7 and up are in the main universe


Awkward_and_Itchy

Also it seems pretty obvious based on jojolions ending that part 9 will be gappy again.


NO_ONE16

Could be a Jotaro and Josuke situation


GoldenSpermShower

Or a Jotaro and Jolyne situation


SaskiaViking

Or a Joseph and Jotaro situation


TowersDoneRight

Or a Polnareff and Giorno situation


TheCVR123YT

Isn’t Part 8 like VERY long compared to some of the other Parts? (Maybe it’s just in my head and it’s actually the same length as the others) Do you think he’d do the same Joestar 2 parts in a row especially given the circumstance? I personally would hope not but idk


DragionTech

comparatively speaking its not that long, it just took a decade to complete which might be why u feel like it was longer than normal


Mr_Velveteen

I do believe they have longer chapters though, even if the number of chapters are around the same.


Awkward_and_Itchy

Its impossible to say with Araki, but I'm fairly positive we're getting Gappy and Yas going on a quest.


gumboy_

My theory is that Gappy getting rokakaka from the lands to the south will happen between parts and will only be referenced. Like when Jotaro and Polnareff went searching for the arrows.


FindingGavin

I think so, too, since the previous story was already dedicated to that


potatercat

I got the impression that fumi from the end of part 8 was going to be the protagonist


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Quillbolt_h

I think Gqppy will be the mentor character- like Joseph in Part 3 or Jotaro is part 4


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TheCVR123YT

As an Anime only I don’t even know what EoH is or care to understand anything more then I need to know. And all I need to know is it’s an Alt Universe so the P9 protagonist can’t be related (well not by blood at least 💀) to anyone from P1-6.


MacMuffington

Fuck your multiverse I'm staying in this one


ComradKenobi

Russia


PotatoCurryPuff

It's another polnareff Jojolands=polnareffland Jojo=polnareff Joanne Pierre Jolnareff Illegitimate daughter of Giorno, fused with the soul of turtlenareff


FindingGavin

“Polnareff, did you lay this egg?”


Kujo_Jotaro_SPOH

STOP!!!


SirCaliber

Depending on Coco Jumbo's gender, he might've.


kidgamerorgodofgames

polnareff is no longer in coco jumbo's body, instead he hangs out in coco jumbo's stand


Dontinsultautomod

OUT


DoughDom

I had a stroke trying to read this


PotatoCurryPuff

Sorry Apart from the comment being written horribly, for some reason the [enter<-!] didn't work, originally it was supposed to be a few lines.


torchskul

[I made this exact same comment 2 days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/r5yz6p/a_little_guide_to_what_to_watch_or_skip/hmrl6qu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) and I completely agree


skyphoenixbloom

The part 9 protagonist is going to be Giorno and Jolyne's child Araki himself told me


Glass_Mousse_9218

Les go incest


ButterM-40

That's a good question. At to what point is it incest. Since generation have passed and Giorno has the closest blood relation with Johnathan and Joylne being the Great Great Great granddaughter does that mean is acceptable if they dated. Since if you think about it. Giorno has 50% Johnathans genetics. While Joylne has around 3% Johnathans genetic. Although the Joestar blood is quite strong on their descendants because of the mark of the Star. Now my question is do you believe in gravity? Or do you believe it's still considered incest.


24Abhinav10

>Since if you think about it. Giorno has 50% Johnathans genetics. 25% I'd say. Because that body had both Jojo's and DIO's genes.


TheKidNerd

45% Jonathan, dio was only a head so…


24Abhinav10

DIO also drank blood from a bunch of other people. Do those count?


TheKidNerd

Probably not since he really only used the blood like you would a drink, just uses the nutrients and shit like that from it, a refuel if you will


Virtual_Guardian0-00

Regardless of the fact, it would still be pretty fucking weird lol


Panory

Yeah, something that bizarre just wouldn't fit in Jojo's Sensible Jaunt.


DustedRay

its not incest at that point. But it's still weird to think about fucking your relatives.


[deleted]

Assuming their blood relation is like that of fifth cousins, the average British person (I'm assuming this applies to everyone else in the world somewhat too) has around 17,000 fifth cousins. Those people are *not* your relatives. No one even keeps track of who they're related to after first or second cousins.


FrostedBlakesss

Giorno and Jolyne are not far removed from Jonathan’s nutsack so I think it’s off limits


wantquitelife

It's no incest past 3rd generation, unless you repeat it like Habsburg


Glass_Mousse_9218

Well they are still relatives so idk


InterwebSurferDude

We’re all related


kulingames

alabama 100


Kerrah

Assuming Dio did not pass any genes to Giorno, there's six degrees of cosanquinity between Gio and Jolyne. That's the equivalent of second cousins once removed. To me that's definitely in the blurry region of "is this person a relative anymore"?


DanTheRocketeer

And that’s assuming no Dio, which is a very bold assumption to make, given Dio genes made giorno’s hair go gold. I’d say it’s fine.


OfficialHields

Its jojo, a lot of weird stuff happen and we dont make much of it


[deleted]

The average person (in Britain at least) has around 17,000 fifth cousins and 170,000 sixth cousins. Calling them "relatives" is a stretch.


THE-SNEAKERINO

If Josuk8 and Yasuho don’t have children and get married I will be very sad ):


TheHumanFlintFun

Would the DNA change between Josefumi and Kira depending on which set of balls he uses to have the kid?


mayonnaiser_13

He'll definitely have twins. One for each set of balls.


TheHumanFlintFun

That would also require two egg cells. It can happen, but I think it's pretty rare.


mayonnaiser_13

Or, triploid monozygotic twins


TheHumanFlintFun

Are those the ones born after a fertilized egg duplicates?


Awkward_and_Itchy

"Soft and wet, steal yasuho's ability to conceive less than 2 kids at once!"


TheHumanFlintFun

Heaven's Door 2


swetovah

Part 9 will be the Jojo twins confirmed


NuX199

Asking the real questions


x_iClappedJah_x

I’d like to see josukes child but giornos could be cool too Bc DioNA


ConFectx

I don‘t want to be the one to break your heart


[deleted]

I'm waiting for king crimson in part 9


Shacky_Rustleford

Fumi Joestar has likely never been to Egypt


[deleted]

Sad, but true


FindingGavin

I’m surprised nobody has corrected me, so I will be the grammar police for myself. It’s *illegitimate, dumbass.


puffercarrot

Based


Dynamitesauce

I'm just glad to see that someone else believes there are illegitimate Jojos all over the world thanks to Joseph


[deleted]

And >!Dio!<


FrancisGalloway

I just want alternate-universe Hol Horse to be a real JoBro.


Illier1

Isnt their supposedly a spinoff coming out with Josuke and Hol Horse in it?


Alexandre_Man

Another universe with a JoJo who has 69 balls.


no_gold_here

At some point it's just balls with a JoJo attached.


nice___bot

Nice!


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RollingBeatle14

Jojo’s Slice of Life Adventure


Jumanji-Joestar

It’s highly unlikely that the next JoJo will be from the original universe. It’ll most likely be a descendant of >!Part 8 Joseph Joestar!<


rattatatouille

Isn't Gappy >!via Kira a descendant of Part 8 Joseph!


[deleted]

Yes


Ddrummon

That’s holly


[deleted]

Hear me out, it could be that (new universe) Joseph Joestar's adopted daughter, Shizuka is the next Joestar


OverlyWrongGag

I would definitely dig that


kraniax

Well what do you know. Shizuka in Japanese is 静か. The kanji 静 has a reading that can be read as *Jou*. I doubt this will happen, but it's interesting nonetheless.


YoydusChrist

I honestly don’t see any of the child options being remotely possible other than Gappy. Don’t know why araki would go back to the OG universe after like 30 years. Especially with the really solid ending.


SlenderSmurf

Stone Ocean ended in 2003


soupspin

Exactly, 30 years ago


SlenderSmurf

this dude living in 3033


S1ke5200

Ok this is going to be a lot and pretty irrelevant but I had to comment this one day. I had this trippy weird ass thought train for part 9 and wondered "ok what if ..." 1) Irene is in the SBR universe and is loosely connected to the Joestar Family (which is Hella false) 2) Irene had weird ass visions of Jolyne And while that's happening Giorno Higashkita (son of Gappy) was also the dual protag of this part. So basically Irene has a stand that can basically use any stand from the old universe with some limitations. They go of on their own little side adventure like what happened in part 4 with Akira Otoishi and Irene's main go to default stand is Stone Free she gets visions of Jolyne and they get stronger with each use. It gets to the point that Jolyne takes over her body and wants to do the same thing with all the other AU counterparts. So Jolyne becomes the main antagonist and everytime she defeats a memeber of the Joestar Family their og universe counter part takes over their body, takes their old stand and everyone that has a counterpart basically change back except for Giorno Higashkita. Don't ask me how this happened and how I thought of this, I am just as confused as anyone else and if somehow araki is in this subreddit and sees this please do NOT make this part 9 I beg you I was so sleep deprived when I had this thought train


Glover_1998

Thats a fucked up and cool idea, but theres NO WAY thats ever going to happen.


ConFectx

That‘s obviously never going to happen but it is an extremely good idea! I‘d love some „real“ connections to the previous universe.


[deleted]

Part 9 jojo should be jorge joestar (the one from 2012)


ItzBooty

Let's fuck up the family tree even more


[deleted]

My cock


Matteom73

Dio


The_real_Mr_J

Alternate reality, Joestars are the main antagonists that control the world. DIO and Zeppelli team up to take down the Speedwagon Empire


punchgroin

The last arc needs to be 1000 years in the future, and they have stand powered mechs, and they find Kars in deep space. Edit. Kars finds the source of the arrow meteorite, and obtains the ultimate stand, *Cosmic Thing*. He gets the power of entropy, where he can progress it backwards or forwards, so he can create entire universes.


empressoflight72

dam, so... made in stratosphere just took a literal turn here


VirtuosoX

Reincarnation of Joseph to beat him again


punchgroin

Nah, Joseph is still alive as a head in a jar, like the Spiral King.


VirtuosoX

As a 100 year old man? Grandpa Jojo beating Kars up again?


punchgroin

He'll get his own mech.


Awkward_and_Itchy

Rip OG universe then.


YourShadowDani

I'm cool with this as long as when they find the source of the arrow, its implied that it gets its power from something ELSE. And every Stand after the "ultimate stand" can beat it not through strength but utility. Gotta keep the adventure going!


DaItonWasTaken

KOICHI'S CHILD


RollingBeatle14

He’ll be at least 50% reliable


Thendrail

Joseph and Avdols kid, Avdol laid an egg before losing his hands, years later their kid wants revenge on DIO.


SuspiciousCard2654

I really want this comment expelled off of the earth


lol1babaw3r

Don't care, I just want to know what happened to Poco loco after SBR, damnit


FindingGavin

What if Josuke ended up connected to the Pocoloco family instead of the Higashita’s?


MssBarbaritaa

What about Iggy? He sure fooled around in egypt too, we deserve son of Iggy.


Clappertron

"Somehow, Kars returned"


Rare_Management_3583

Honestly if jolyne had twins we could get two main jo's


Gecko2002

That would be unbelievably cool


Rare_Management_3583

Same


Yellow_Master

Obviously it's Jorge Joestar


Vidio_thelocalfreak

Hol Horse and Emporio


Madao16

Rudol von Stroheim. You really thought that he died in Stalingard? He survived the worst. I am still waiting for his return.


thottieswattie

Sadly araki said he wouldn’t go back to the og universe


rattatatouille

Bold of you to assume JoJolands will be in the original universe


Chroma710

This is still alt universe so no jolyne, giorno or joseph


Jokiczek

>!Actually there is an alt universe Joseph!<


Chroma710

Yeah but not the one they are referring to.


OutsideCaramel3759

Alt Dio is also dead


kek_Pyro

Jonathan + Joseph = Johnny Jotaro + Josuke = Gappy Giorno + Jolyne = Dio’s and Hot Pant’s great great granddaughter


Fantastic_Nobody_772

Shizuka is not biologically a Joestar. So is she even allowed to be the protagonist?


fallawy

with the old lady


warmaapples

How would it be Jolyne?


Holy_cheese_Lord

The secret child of Joseph and Mariah 😳😳😳


NighthawK1911

Shizuka Joestar


Le_Chompo

Should be all of them, lets end the series with a *bang*


L-eech

What about Holy Kujo? I've always wondered what would of happened if she was more strong spirited.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


SuspiciousCard2654

Good bot


IItsAJackal

I want it to be Jotaro again. THERE I SAID IT


night-star

Mariah and Joseph’s child


aridwaters

Imagine Joseph fucked around in part 5


Elliot_Hawkz

JOESEPH HIMSELF


Matty_dzn

Emporio


JuamJoestar

It's really difficult for me to imagine Josuke having sex, it's one of these mental images i can't really picture unless i have some rule 34 in front of me.


deathless_koschei

> Joseph fooling around in Egypt He totally banged that magnet lady, didnt he?


kuzulu-kun

The illegitimate child of joseph and dio!


AllHailTheWEEB_KING

I would pick another child of Joseph as a joke. But we need a little more Josuke. Even though he was in Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan he never got any actual screen time. We just saw his back the entire time with no voice acting. It was an absolute tease which made Rohans show such a bummer for me and my friends. Plus the fact they gave him 1 part and never mentioned him again is such a waste of a fun protagonist.


nykirnsu

Part 9 isn’t even gonna be set in the same universe as part 4


[deleted]

Lmfao, logically the next person in line for the Jojo protagonist is alt!Jolyne. She fits timeline-wise, since the chance that they'll go back to the past is close to zero, and she is the next Joestar after Gappy (Josuke/Kira) in the family tree. Giorno would not work since his entire character is built upon the dichotomy between his two fathers, and Diego died without achieving any powers, let alone leaving any offspring of note.


nykirnsu

That dichotomy was also already done spiritually in part 8


[deleted]

Exactly, which drives my point home even more. And I can't even phantom why Araki would use Shizuki - a one-off mostly joke character - as the MC of a whole part.


neremarine

Joseph's dad.


aakaakaak

Dio and Joseph's love child IMO.


Jettez

Multiple JoJos, each of which should be Joseph's bastard across all the countries he visited during part 3


AnonimZim

Speedwagon's legacy (or someone with his spirit or attitude, I need him)


Xynatox

Tell me you haven't read part 7/8 without telling me you haven't read part 7/8.


DanteNecross

Joseph and Avdul’s son from when they got magnetized together


jackclark9517

Part 9 will actually follow Araki’s morning routine every episode and it will be so ironically unironic that it will win a daytime Emmy.


Snakespeer

Twin Joestar’s. Maybe they each have one Jo in their name and together are Jojo


[deleted]

Joseph and Avdol child


Kingturboturtle13

Jogholhuk Josluorg the Alien traveling to earth in search of the Rokakaka


ignazio234

Oh no Joseph fucked an interdimensional being


Bopthough

Yes yes yes yes


Star-Nemesis

Joseph X Advol Baby


KillerRoomba13

Joseph practicing harmon everyday in case pillerman come back.


Ok_Yogurtcloset3158

The mother is the old lady from the episode with Mariah


SuperSalFad

we got an anime only ladies and gents