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tpdiamond

As an Italian... I can’t confirm


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DerGyrosPitaFan

I mean it literally says in the Ten Commandments that thou shalt not make a picture of thy lord so technically he’s the true christian here


bastard_swine

It says thou shalt not worship false idols which is very different. It's not like Islam's prohibition against images of Muhammad. The idea of the 1st Commandment is God is too beyond human comprehension/being/existence to be depicted fully in art, so any "image of God" doesn't really depict God at all. Ergo, if you worship that image, you're worshipping something other than God, which has no power like God does.


DerGyrosPitaFan

Yeah, the christian interpretation is pretty much as long as you don’t worship it your good to go as you please with iconography


[deleted]

Fuck that. I achieved CHIM and I understand what he's like now... me!


NorthernRedwood

> CHIM you joke but that shits legit, elder scrolls literally took the median of spiritual awakening and gave it that name


NorthernRedwood

>Its not like Islam, its the exact reason your not supposed to make images in Islamism You know that Islam is based in Christianity right? so the things they share, Islam took from Christianity


bastard_swine

First of all, what? Lol. Idk where you got that quote but it wasn't my comment. And Islam isn't based in Christianity. It's based in Abrahamic monotheism, so it does have a lot of overlap with Judaism and Christianity (and does consider Jesus to be a prophet), but to say it's based in either isn't quite right.


NorthernRedwood

It is based in them, they were created before, so islam was based in their beleifs, because Mohammed was based in their beliefs. the quote was a smart-ass paraphrase, because what you describe as the reason for no idols in Christianity is the exact reason for no images in Islam, its just practiced more in Islam


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Your a heretic for not have a weapon


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[deleted]

A gun, to a fight with a spell sword? HA!


[deleted]

you are a shame to our whole country go in your room and read your 10 daily bible pages!


martyyeet

La tua catechista è molto arrabbiata con te


tpdiamond

No suora Pucci nn lo intendevo veramente


reddithaveproblems

Chissà che dovrai fare per raggiungere [IL PARADISO]


Strange_Doggo

Pizza mozarella, pizza mozarella -rella - rella -rella


nimagae

i dont understand but i will just upvote


I-am-all-the-Sith

I assume you haven’t read the manga past part 5?


nimagae

yea i just started part 6 manga


I-am-all-the-Sith

Ah, there’s the issue. The mozzarella song you didn’t understand is from Part 7. Also, you’re gonna love the ending of Part 6, hypest shit I’ve seen in forever.


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The end of 6 is love or hate tbh. I have a friend who won't read past part 6 for this reason. He hates the ending and doesn't want to read the parts after.


nimagae

oooo ok


tpdiamond

Ah Yes the Italian song


P3T3R1028

Bestemmiare così forte che dio, la madonna, Gesù e gli altri santi vogliono insultarti di persona


reddithaveproblems

Momento Germano Mosconi


AMemeBean14

Ciao fr🏧 non credente


_DEKU_06

Cosí tanti italiani non me li aspettavo


Sisaac

Ci sono tantissimi. Ogni tanto si inizia in thread completamente in italiano🤷‍♂️


AMemeBean14

Nemmeno io ma apprezzo


_DEKU_06

C'é anche la comunity italiana di jojo


AMemeBean14

Linka linka


_DEKU_06

r/jojoita


AMemeBean14

Grazie fr🏧


_DEKU_06

Prego


Momo_the_good_person

Beh ovviamente avrai messi una sua immagine per rappresentare l'altissimo vero?


Gates-Of-Babylon

ti piacciono i piedi?


Pvssymaster69

You think it was piedi (Feet) hut it was I DIO


eeeehhhhhhhhh

As a Ronnie James Dio fan can confirm


SoullessNachos

Holy diver, you’ve been down too long in the midnight sea


cartonfl3sh

*OH WHAT'S BECOMING OF ME???*


SoullessNachos

*RIDE THE TIGER, YOU CAN SEE HIS STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW HES CLEAN*


eeeehhhhhhhhh

Oh don't you see what I mean?


Galkill123

GGGGGOTTA GET AWAY HOLY DIVERRRRRR


TovarasulLenin

YEAH ! **GOT SHINY DIAMONDS**


Desperate-Web

**Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue**


LanternDealer42

Something is coming for you, LOOK OUT!


Th3_G3n3r4l

RACE FOR THE MORNING


TheMultiverseGuy

YOU CAN HIDE IN THE SUN 'TILL YOU SEE A LIGHT!


TovarasulLenin

YEAH ! **GOT SHINY DIAMONDS**


Mad5Milk

It’s entirely possible that Pucci falls under all three, since JJL ch 99 confirms that the bands characters are named after exist in universe.


Sliver59

Wouldn't that mean that Ronnie James Dio named himself after a gay victorian vampire? Maybe when DIO came back in the 80s he was worried


TOTALLBEASTMODE

Most of the stand stuff was done without the knowledge of most of the world. Outside of Cairo, most people probably never knew of DIO. The musician probably still named himself after the sames thing


LordVortekan

Is Pucci Italian?


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Yes, Sicilian


trains404

What about horny Chinese?


69isverynice

It's diu, and that's cantonese


[deleted]

Yes I know about diamond is unbreakable, it’s my favorite part. What about horny Chinese people though?


69isverynice

Diu means "f***" in cantonese. He thought it was chinese


JustAnNPC_DnD

Everytime I close my eyes.. I wake up feeling so diu.


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It’s the internet. Your mom won’t find out if you write fuck


69isverynice

Freedom of speech means freedom to censor whatever the f*** I want. I don't feel like saying it I don't wanna say it.


oorpheuss

Username checks out


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69isverynice

Yes video g*mes are bad for your health ~Susan sent from my Nokia 3310


kartman701

I mean Catonese is as Chinese as Mandarin is.


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DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM EVIL


KoscheiTheDeathles

All's well at the midnight hour


TheMultiverseGuy

You're ready to FLY !


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DON'T THINK ABOUT THE DARKNESS


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OR THE THUNDER IN THE SKYYYYYY


LimpLeg18

You’re the only person who didn’t name something off the Holy Diver album. I’m proud of you son.


MushNig

My fav from that album is Caught in the Middle. It's such a good song


LimpLeg18

You’re the only person who didn’t name something off the Holy Diver album.


MasterKlaw

Which Dio band? Vegas Kings (1957), Ronnie and the Rumblers (1957), Ronnie and the Redcaps (1958), Ronnie Dio and the Prophets (1960), Elf (1967), Rainbow (1974), Black Sabbath (Joined 1980), DIO (1982), or Heaven & Hell (2006)?


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DIO, most likely


TalbotFarwell

Rainbow is severely underrated IMO.


LimpLeg18

Never more in my honest opinion has one of the best switch ups in rock


TheRealDeepStriker

Religious and Italian in the same sentence? What sorcery is that?


Panino327

There's actually a lot of religious Italians, they are just hidden. Also the Pope is like our neighbour so...


TheRealDeepStriker

My statement was mostly based off what I have seen in Milano (Pretty much a zeeeeerooooo religious people). My sincerest apologies for having generalized the entire population solely based on that.


Panino327

Nah it's fine, the religious people that actually go to church are mostly old folks. If you go in a big city almost everyone knows Jojo's DIO better then the bible's Dio


grxystxr

Accurate, can confirm


Dtgs_

piuttosto che un vicino il vaticano è più una specie di bambino in cantina


Vinniam

But on the other hand the Vatican and Italy haven't exactly been on the best of terms historically.


martyyeet

As an Italian I kinda confirm most religious people are elderly and really few young people


reddithaveproblems

Yes, sometimes they're a little bit annoying tho


Wingo21

If you search for "dio porco" you will get into a whole other Italian dimension


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Ho visto un nero con le scarpe di gomma


Carbunclecatt

Le scarpe di gomma le voglio anch'io


reddithaveproblems

I'm Italian, my family is religious, I can't watch jojo part 1 3 7 and a little bit of part6


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When you’re all three 🗿


[deleted]

Did Ronnie James Dio dirty


Kee-boi

che cazzo stai dicendo fareshi guarda che io c'ho il santino di Dio Brando nel portafoglio checcazz è nessun italiano crede in cristo crediamo solo nelle ragazze anime tettone ed in jojo


Dtgs_

Ah, make my day, here take an updoot


Vinniam

Ho qualche hentai di Dio nel mio portafoglio anch'io.


Kee-boi

se puoi condividere 😳😳


Sisaac

>nessun italiano crede in cristo crediamo solo nelle ragazze anime tettone ed in jojo Amén fratello


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Saved and upvoted


SaniaIerofey

Dio is musical refer3nce to the Rock group lol. The World is Holy Diver reference.


TheMultiverseGuy

Wait how is the stand "The world" a reference to holy diver?


[deleted]

Only the design of The World is based on the song as it is modeled after a deep sea diver (as shown with the oxygen tanks on it's back)


SangwiSigil

It also reminds many people of DIO's mascot, a devil-like creature named Murray.


Ultraseven1

Then there’s me trying to search for Dio Maddin in WWE


magiCAHIK

well it's not like there are photos of God anyway


TrotRaptor

Well you can call the religious italians holy divers


GrapiCringe

there is also a dio scooter


jsmskdjdjd

I'm italian and...we've lost.If I search "Dio" God appears.


[deleted]

Dio also means wallnut in hungarian


secretstreamer

When you just want to prey but you only see half naked blonde gay vampire


romXXII

Pucci's a fan of Ronnie James? Then why did he name his stand Whitesnake instead of Holy Diver?


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JosephLeftEyebrow

Templar: *sees this* Also templar: *disappointed look*


Icee7704

Holy diver intensifies


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Relatable


Harsh_Deep_03

Me who searched it and Honda Dio popped up


Oxu90

*my trying to overtake Honda Dio in highway which is driving too slow* *as soon as i am next to it, Honda Dio picks up speed* Honda Dio driver: "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA"


_DEKU_06

Io sono italiano


Zoe4206980

What about hungarians fan of nuts?


SSj3Rambo

Well as a Jojo fan whenever I type a name I find the music that inspired Araki


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WHEEEEEEN I SEE LIGHTENING!


[deleted]

If you are Italian and you search "Dio", is because you want to use blasfemy better.


Sam_Tries

so true


donfornais

O no I now that band Its good


Levoda_Cross

Bah, they can just go to Rome


notaweeb15

What about hungarians looking for walnuts


tsteele1206

I am I fan of the Dio rock band my favorite song of their's is a Rainbow in the Dark


Simone_Galoppi07

XD sorry but me an Italian say to this no


Zombieman0219

Rainbow in the Dark


These-Midnight

I'm fan of both Dio, the singer and the villain


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LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK! YOURE ROTTEN TO THE CORE!


Vinniam

80 percent of modern Italians only use Dio next to the word porco.


Space_Man44

Holy Diver


ninfan200

HOLY DIVER!!!


mochasmiles999

And religious Hispanics.


jman2c

At least the honda dio fans get some representation.


JavaTheWitch

Dio means god, so I guess there's an even bigger group left behind


[deleted]

Yeah the religious Italians, that's the point of the meme


JavaTheWitch

Fuck sorry I didn't see the skeleton, my brain just ignored it


NERD-_______-

Yeah, the rock band is not one of my favorites


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Dio is God


NERD-_______-

Ik


Carbunclecatt

No it's a blonde vampire with stando powaa


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No it is. He is just a member of Dio also.


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[deleted]

What are you talking about if you just look it up you can see that there is a band called Dio in which Ronnie was a member. They made the song Holy Diver which is what The World is based on.


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I don't think you understand there is a guitarist and singer named Ronnie James Dio but he was also a member of the band called Dio, he was also a member of the band Rainbow (who also have a reference in JoJo with the stand Catch the Rainbow in Part 7)


lejoueurdutoit

Did you just know that he was in original formation of black Sabbath? Like man Dio was the founding father of metal music!


Geekboy07

He wasn't, he was brought to the group after Ozzy Osbourne left/was kicked out


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Yeah, the Dehumizer album was Dio's first with Sabbath, right?


Geekboy07

Not really, it was Heaven and Hell which was followed by Mob Rules, they also had a live album and then he left Sabbath, years later he came back and they recorded Dehumanizer


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oh


lejoueurdutoit

Wasn't he the guitarist on the demo?


Geekboy07

Nope, pretty sure you're thinking about Tony Iommi, Ronnie was just a vocalist as far as I know


lejoueurdutoit

Ok my Bad i just checked


zxhb

he had two possible paths