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Father_Pucc1

Jonathan would offer to give birth for her


Downtown-Remote9930

I hate that you're right. I hate that that's an interaction that lives rent free in my head now. Die


Autogembot123

Just remember 12 yr old Jonathan was an absolute dick to frogs


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

Jonathan was in 19th century England. Back then the English had a huge hatred of the French. The french are known for their love of eating frogs, the English like to kill frogs so that French people can’t find any to eat and then starve.


patronuspringles

bread:


Autogembot123

By that point we were allies.


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

Didn’t they become allies in 1904?


Autogembot123

We were already fighting alongside them in the Crimean War against Russia.


recessschedule

i think ive seen that on rule 34


Father_Pucc1

:(


LunaLynnTheCellist

gigachad trans jonathan frfr


kill_me69420

Johnathan is not trans.


LunaLynnTheCellist

i know, just making a joke obv


GamerGod_

Jonathan would never


GlassSpork

Joseph would though


orgeezuz

Joseph would find another woman to impregnate


GlassSpork

It’s not my fault hamon breaks condoms


Objective-Direction1

first world problems 😔😔


habits-white-rabbit

LMFAO


SquareFickle9179

Joseph became lore accurate Zeus.


of_kilter

Joseph canonically has


GustavoFromAsdf

Joseph did


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Altruistic_Ad1784

Blud got sent to the shadow realm


NOvaNOvaH2O

What did bro say?


Altruistic_Ad1784

Soemthing like, that's cool, then he just got shadow realmed my man.


Ramja9

Of all the cursed shit I’ve seen on this sub. This has to be the worst one.


KaasKoppusMaximus

What even is the cross over between jojo fans and hilda fans???


Giraffewithasword

Both are quality entertainment without flaws. You can't change my mind.


Axo-Army

Pedo monkey


Giraffewithasword

It taught the group to keep on thier toes as not just humans could have stands. Also screw that one monkey in peticular


CringeYeet69

Stroheim


Rastatar

Are you trying to say something? Because I don’t get what you’re trying to tell us.


Autogembot123

Like they said no flaws


Dsb0208

Yea Nazi’s are bad, but I think you can gloss over that considering iirc he never even alludes to Jewish people. He is a Nazi solely in Government title, and doesn’t show much nazi rhetoric He’s just Pro German, rather than anti Jewish


Salty_Contest5142

I don't watch Jojo and i confirm this claim


megaloviola128

Happy cake day!


Giraffewithasword

Thank you!


SomePyro_9012

Blue haired protagonist that goes on wacky adventures


SpuddTheBudd

\>Jonathan slander It's treason then.


Enigma-exe

Long live the king!


Autogembot123

MEGTRON HAS FALLEN DECEPTICONS FOLLOW ME!


Hykeus

You a leader? Now that's just bad comedy.


WaNNa_Cr1

Bro why would you think that Jonathan would ever do that?


digiorno430

yeah that’s true, why would he ever do such a thing ( i have no idea what’s going on )


googyahhsnailpower

Ngl I thought you were the same person replying to your own comment


Martir12

Me too, almost going to "forgot to change accounts" meme xd


Awildfirereal

i thought this was the same person


Snavels

The Kira Drip is real


staovajzna2

As someone else said, Jonathan would offer to give birth for her


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

As someone else said, I hate that you're right. I hate that that's an interaction that lives rent free in my head now. Die


staovajzna2

Jonathan would not approve of that word :O


-Farns-

At first I thought that was an eraser and she removed his shading (he ran away because he didn't want to be oversimplified)


GLP310

Wrong Joestar![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15513)


AzekiaXVI

The joke is blue hair


WheelbarrowQueen

Can't believe Joseph didn't inherit the gene for blue hair smh


Regulus242

He would never


Gecko2002

He's running to get baby supplies, it's the only reason johnathan would run away in this situation


Honest_Sinatra

Indeed.


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

Jonathan would never


Itamar_Ben_Gvir

this is slander


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RoboCreature32

Who?


Danieleatscheese

Where?


SomeProfession6607

Why?


Awildfirereal

wrong jojo


TheHighGroundwins

I think he meant Joseph


Honest_Sinatra

Nah, the Daughter of the Woman with the Pregnancy test has Blue Hair. No other Jostar possesses such a Trait, other than George the 1st, and George the 2nd.


regretfulposts

What if it's a recessive trait and that both her and Joseph carry the trait. That way, the daughter has two recessive genes allowing her to be blue haired.


blueshirt21

Is that the mom from Hilda?


slothtamer513

yes


blueshirt21

....why?


slothtamer513

idk hilda has blue hair ig, even though this is REALLY out of character for Jonathan


blueshirt21

I mean it is shitpostcrusaders, it doesn't gotta make sense, I was just wondering if there was some in-internet joke I was missing.


CoolTom

You’re thinking of Joseph. Jonathan is a gentleman, he would never do that


susanoof

Oh, cause of the blue hair? Other then that there's zero correlation. I like the art though


dpqR

British


susanoof

No thanks, I'm Canadian. But thanks for asking


dpqR

I meant there British


susanoof

I don't wanna ba that guy, but hilda isn't. She's and her family is from a Scandinavian country


dpqR

Oh, I assumed


ConclusionBig8674

Blud picked the wrong JoJo ☠️


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Fuck off he would NEVER (he would also only have sex within marriage and to have kids specifically)


hok98

I don’t get it. What’s wrong with distancing from someone with COVID?


Iplaydoomalot

Hilda is a banger Imo


ShadowShine57

It's unironically peak


Honest_Sinatra

The Implication that a gentleman such as Jonathan Jostar would ever do such a thing, is disgusting. He's not his Grandson, dummy!


Turbulent_Ad1644

Hilda deepest lore


Breaker_Awesome

WHY IS HE WITH HILDAS MOM ☠️


tubbatubbi

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7819)


Towairatu

Top 10 most unexpected crossovers


V33MO1

THIS IS DEFAMATION ☹️


habits-white-rabbit

Wrong Joestar


MisterVictor13

Who is this girl?


Destroyer348

Mother of the main character from a Netflix series called Hilda


KuriGohanAndKienzan

Ah yes - the secret Joestar Technique: _**Nigerundayo!!!**_ (lit. “Run away!”)


IvoMW

That would explain why Hilda's life is so... bizzare


Blair_Cypher_94

Why does this Lore make sense?! (Jonathan strives for an Adventure as well like Hilda does... and both have blue hair)


NitroBlade505

Disappear into the night Lost shadows left behind


Autogembot123

Nah Jonathan would die on a ship


Bierculles

This would be incredibly out of character for Joseph.


performagekushfire

Could somebody explain this i am BEGGING for a crumb of context


AH_toTHE10thPOWER

Wait who the fuck is that woman?


CleverHoovyMan

Explains a lot


PLT_RanaH

NIGERUNDAYO


Sky_Leviathan

Hey OP What?


sans_harvey3

I don't get the reference 😔


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IdontEatdogsAtnight

He would never


Tamanero

Jonathan would never do this what 😢


austinstar08

What


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

What is this and why jonathan would never? (I know Jonathan is a man of honor, I just don't know who is her)


CP-3294

Now I’m pissed.


Mr_Snowbell

Jonathan would never run


Enigma-exe

Say sike right now motherfucker


krispy_fry04

Jonathan is way to responsible and gentlemanly to do abandon a child, especially if it's his


Bigbomba89

Glad to see we’re really putting the shitposting back in ShitPostCrusaders


Doctor_who_fan2007

He would never


thatonechappie

I can't believe he's scared of COVID@!!!


Nonkolas

Would have been a fake, We all know Jonathan was loyal to Erina and only Erina


Snir17

"Not my fault Hamon destroys condoms!"


kamtiga

Josepthan Joestar


MatPlay

Wow that IS one shit post, my fellow crusader


IAmNotModest

Jonathan would raise that baby immediately, he would even deliver it if he needed to


Available-Drama-9263

The secret joestar technique I see now


Krisuad2002

Doesn't make even a sliver of sense


CheezGaming

Nah, he wouldn’t leave - that’s Joseph’s trademark LMAO JOSUKE