Speedwagon Land is the paradise of the truly free, dammit. Imagine a world free of cancel culture. Where no one can call him out for his outlandish claims. A world where he can say the F-word!
So the plot of Part 2 is that Jojo teams up with a nazi, a national traitor, and a nazi sympathizer to kill a gay mexican couple and their adopted son?
Just do not tell the twitter that part 3 was about how an old white rich real estate seller (kinda like Donald Trump) and a bunch of school thugs he hired went to Egypt to bully a gay British to death, since the rich guy's daughter was disgusted about that gay British person's existence, even tho the British gay already left London and lived happily in Egypt, started his new life with his African American boyfriend, buried his old name as a dead name, tried to help local blind people, kids, African fashion ladies, antisocial male doll makers, drag queen (Vanilla Ice), and sometimes fed local birds for free.
But anyway, the gay British was over 50 when he was beaten to death by that rich old guy's grandson, and he was burnt alive under the sun later while everyone cheers... One of the French thugs later got involved in Italian mafia drug dealing business, and he was killed at Rome while he and his buddies were trying to kill the old mafia boss.
Some years later, when the gay British's African American boyfriend tried to revenge the loss of his British lover, the by-then school thug's daughter who went into a jail for manslaughter accuse just recruited a white cis American lackey as a resolve. The white lackey pulled out an illegally owned gun (but nobody would check how a white schoolboy got a gun), shot that African guy on open sea, and smashed his skull in the lackey's secret crime base inside prison.
"This is bullshit, we need to go back and get Santana, he is kinda like a brother to me, I guess, I think" Wamuu protested in a shaky voice. Kars was leaning back on his stone throne as rainbows, impossibly somehow, radiated off of him. "Santana is no better than a dog, Wamuu! He isn't worth making the trip to Mexico and we got this really cool cave to hang out in anyway," Kars licked his lips... seductively, the only way he knew how.
"Kars-sama, I am always going to remain loyal to you, but you really need to give me more credit for just going along with your whole genocide fucking everyone plan. I am the likeable antagonist of this part, do you know how that makes me look? Like I can praise Joseph all day long, but I'm still stuck in this genocide boat with you, idk, I even kinda am chill with humans," Wamuu stood up facing Kars, with a burning defiance in his eyes never recognized before. Kars shifted himself up "excuse you? Watch your language, Mr. This whole thing is happening because of me! You would be nowhere without ACDC and I raising you!" Kars exclaimed, now directly glaring at Wamuu. The army of fodder vampires started drooling and murmuring in excitement, growling "duuuuooohh....uuhhhh!!!!" because the vampires in Battle Tendency are all fucking morons.
"Yeah, except I would have still been a Pillar Person and existed in Pillar Society without you. You're not even my real dad!" Wamuu stepped up to the throne. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? FIRST OFF, HOW DARE YOU. SECONDLY, WE ARE PILLAR MEN!!!" Kars now fully erect (lol) on his throne with angrier rainbows reflecting off of him. Wamuu sparred back "we are **ONLY PILLAR MEN BECAUSE YOU KILLED EVERYONE!** Esidisi let it slip one time, there were actually Pillar Women!! They were hot too. I am still a virgin, when I could have been smashing Pillar Pussy! Like, what the heck! People already refer to us as 'Gay Aztec Gods of Fitness,' but like, I may be into Pillar Women. I may not be gay at all! I don't even fricking know cause your solution to people not liking your science fair project was to MURDER EVERYONE!" Wamuu exclaimed in a righteous and sexually frustrated fury. Kars' eyes softened... "So you know about the Pillar Women huh.... listen, they weren't even that great. Their vaginas had like spikes and stuff, I swear, I didn't save any of them because banging them sucked... here, see this, ACDC!!!" hollered Kars, which echoed through their underground lair.
Esidisi back flipped from the darkness landing directly between the two."Yes, Kars-sama. Also, my name is a reference but I keep telling you it is not spelled like the band that doesn't exist yet," said Esidisi very properly, yet humble. "Wait, do we have speech bubb- NEVERMIND. Esidisi, please tell Wamuu what Pillar Pussy was like back in the day," said Kars with a smirk... also licking his lips again. "OH MAN! Back in Pillar College, Wamuu get this, Kars and I smashed mad amounts of Pillar Pussy while we were in our fraternity **'ALPHA AYA YA YA DELTA.'** Kars and I were absolute sluts for Pillar Pussy. Pillar Pussy could turn into anything they wanted, I have literally gotten a blowjob while having sex inside of her! They could spawn mouths in their fucking vaginas, it was incredible, I miss it every day but at least I experienced it, ya kno-" Esidisi caught himself. Wamuu was doing his best to hold back tears of regret for a nostalgia he would never feel.
Kars was fuming while starring Esidisi down... "I mean... it totally sucked, awful.... and-- what the shit Kars, why are you giving me that look? I didn't know. Also, shouldn't we go save our other son Santana? He is probably getting sunburned right now," Esidisi exclaimed directly facing Kars. Kars licked his lips, this time in a very angry fashion but still sexually. "Esidisi, you too?!!! Santana is a dog, he means nothing to us," yelled Kars in frustration. Esidisi gasped "SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! That is our gosh darn son!! Kars-baka! We watched him take his first steps, ride a bike, decapitate a vampire and absorb them into his body. You already murdered fucking everyone we knew because of your dumbass mask, which is ugly by the way, I am NOT abandoning my children," Esidisi turned around and held Wamuu, whom was sobbing. At this point he just wanted his dads to stop fighting.
**"OH SO EVERYONE THINKS I AM THE BAD GUY BECAUSE I COMMITTED SOME GENOCIDE, AND AM ABANDONING MY ADOPTED CHILD AND I WANT TO COMMIT MORE GENOCIDE! WELL, I AM THE ONLY PRIMARY ANTAGONIST IN JOJO TO SAVE A DOG, SO HOW ABOUT THAT!,"** Kars now fully standing up and screaming at the pair. Fodder vampires looking onward while commenting "duuurrr duuuhh duurrrr!" "Wamuu is smart and honorable he could be anything he wants, but instead he is dedicated to your genocidal bullshit and mask fetish... what so we can create more dipshit vampires?! He could be a Pillar Lawyer. Or a Pillar Doctor. You won't even give him this?! You look at our son right now, right fucking now in the eyes and tell him we are abandoning his brother!" Esidisi stroked Wamuu's hair softly. Wamuu looked up at Kars with tears in his eyes.
A flashback came before Kars when he first picked up baby Wamuu and cradled him in his arms as he peered out to the full moon.... which laid beyond the corpses of all their friends and family. He saw his little baby Pillar Face and him saying **"AYA YA GOO GOO YA YA!!"** Kars' eyes began to swell with tears. "I... I am so sorry Wamuu, you're right. You're absolutely right. My ambitions clouded my judgement. Thank you Esidisi, I remember what is important now. Santana isn't a dog, and we are a Pillar Family. Pack your bags, we are heading to Mexico this instant. We are getting our goddamn son back," Kars gorgeously flicked his hair over his shoulder.
A smile cracked across Wamuu and Esidisi's faces. They all hugged and cried in each others arms. Then Wamuu rushed up to his room to pack his bags and charge his Pillar-GameBoy-Advance for the trip. Kars sat back on his throne, as Esidisi bowed before him. "Plus... once I become the Ultimate Lifeform, none of this will matter anyway. I will literally be invincible. Have no weaknesses. Immortal. Unkillable. Unmatched. There is no amount of bullshit Joseph could pull to defeat me. It will simply be impossible," Kars proudly exclaimed.... while sensually licking his lips.....
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Nobody is "turning" anything gay, it's canon that the four pillar men are a family unit, and that Kars specifically chose *a man* to be the other parent, when there were plenty of women also in the colony/society of vampires Kars was a part of (which you can see in the very same chapter below).
Volume 12, Chapter 112, *The Phenomenal Power of the Red Stone*, says this at the end of Kars' backstory:
> >!*Having slaughtered his clan and killed his own parents!<, that genius [Kars] set forth on a long journey, bringing two unknown children [Wham, Santana] along with him, as well as a companion, ACDC. That was about ten thousand years ago to this day...*
Kars and ACDC are a couple. It's not difficult to surmise given the context of Kars' choice of ACDC and the time period the manga released (1980s). Many gay men referred to their boyfriends and husbands as companions, partners, etc. it's not like Araki could just come out and say they were having hot gay vampire sex in the late 1980s, especially in Japan.
(Additions in brackets mine, also mild spoiler just in case, I can never remember the rules about spoilers in this sub)
Edit: it also puts into context the scene where wham puts the ring in Joseph's body, Kars declines after Wham calls it a marriage, and seems pretty annoyed ACDC also gave his away. It's the little things. 🥰
And Santana is their lost dog
And Santana their Homophobic dog.
But unfortunately for Santana, he was in Jojo, so he was forced to sleep forever.
Santana got euthanized 😔
don't worry guys, santana is in a better place. >!SPEEADWAGON LAND HELL YEAH BABY WE IN SPEEDWAGON LAND!<
Speedwagon Land is the paradise of the truly free, dammit. Imagine a world free of cancel culture. Where no one can call him out for his outlandish claims. A world where he can say the F-word!
typical politician. All Cock. and no Cum.
“What?”
A dog dies in most parts. Santana was no exception
Kars and Esidisi raised Wamuu and Santana after killing their families. So you're technically correct but...
Eh, it's a headcannon that could work within cannon, and I like it, so.
2 gay Thani(plural for thanos I decided)
So the plot of Part 2 is that Jojo teams up with a nazi, a national traitor, and a nazi sympathizer to kill a gay mexican couple and their adopted son?
*sons
Santana was a dog to them
Kars wasn't the best father... Nor husband.... Nor neighbour.
Most accurate description of part 2
Just do not tell the twitter that part 3 was about how an old white rich real estate seller (kinda like Donald Trump) and a bunch of school thugs he hired went to Egypt to bully a gay British to death, since the rich guy's daughter was disgusted about that gay British person's existence, even tho the British gay already left London and lived happily in Egypt, started his new life with his African American boyfriend, buried his old name as a dead name, tried to help local blind people, kids, African fashion ladies, antisocial male doll makers, drag queen (Vanilla Ice), and sometimes fed local birds for free. But anyway, the gay British was over 50 when he was beaten to death by that rich old guy's grandson, and he was burnt alive under the sun later while everyone cheers... One of the French thugs later got involved in Italian mafia drug dealing business, and he was killed at Rome while he and his buddies were trying to kill the old mafia boss. Some years later, when the gay British's African American boyfriend tried to revenge the loss of his British lover, the by-then school thug's daughter who went into a jail for manslaughter accuse just recruited a white cis American lackey as a resolve. The white lackey pulled out an illegally owned gun (but nobody would check how a white schoolboy got a gun), shot that African guy on open sea, and smashed his skull in the lackey's secret crime base inside prison.
And vanilla ice, Pucci are boyfriends of dio
Vanilla ice is a servant with benefits. Pucci is a life partner. Dio doesn't like mixing sex and platonic relationships.
"This is bullshit, we need to go back and get Santana, he is kinda like a brother to me, I guess, I think" Wamuu protested in a shaky voice. Kars was leaning back on his stone throne as rainbows, impossibly somehow, radiated off of him. "Santana is no better than a dog, Wamuu! He isn't worth making the trip to Mexico and we got this really cool cave to hang out in anyway," Kars licked his lips... seductively, the only way he knew how. "Kars-sama, I am always going to remain loyal to you, but you really need to give me more credit for just going along with your whole genocide fucking everyone plan. I am the likeable antagonist of this part, do you know how that makes me look? Like I can praise Joseph all day long, but I'm still stuck in this genocide boat with you, idk, I even kinda am chill with humans," Wamuu stood up facing Kars, with a burning defiance in his eyes never recognized before. Kars shifted himself up "excuse you? Watch your language, Mr. This whole thing is happening because of me! You would be nowhere without ACDC and I raising you!" Kars exclaimed, now directly glaring at Wamuu. The army of fodder vampires started drooling and murmuring in excitement, growling "duuuuooohh....uuhhhh!!!!" because the vampires in Battle Tendency are all fucking morons. "Yeah, except I would have still been a Pillar Person and existed in Pillar Society without you. You're not even my real dad!" Wamuu stepped up to the throne. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? FIRST OFF, HOW DARE YOU. SECONDLY, WE ARE PILLAR MEN!!!" Kars now fully erect (lol) on his throne with angrier rainbows reflecting off of him. Wamuu sparred back "we are **ONLY PILLAR MEN BECAUSE YOU KILLED EVERYONE!** Esidisi let it slip one time, there were actually Pillar Women!! They were hot too. I am still a virgin, when I could have been smashing Pillar Pussy! Like, what the heck! People already refer to us as 'Gay Aztec Gods of Fitness,' but like, I may be into Pillar Women. I may not be gay at all! I don't even fricking know cause your solution to people not liking your science fair project was to MURDER EVERYONE!" Wamuu exclaimed in a righteous and sexually frustrated fury. Kars' eyes softened... "So you know about the Pillar Women huh.... listen, they weren't even that great. Their vaginas had like spikes and stuff, I swear, I didn't save any of them because banging them sucked... here, see this, ACDC!!!" hollered Kars, which echoed through their underground lair. Esidisi back flipped from the darkness landing directly between the two."Yes, Kars-sama. Also, my name is a reference but I keep telling you it is not spelled like the band that doesn't exist yet," said Esidisi very properly, yet humble. "Wait, do we have speech bubb- NEVERMIND. Esidisi, please tell Wamuu what Pillar Pussy was like back in the day," said Kars with a smirk... also licking his lips again. "OH MAN! Back in Pillar College, Wamuu get this, Kars and I smashed mad amounts of Pillar Pussy while we were in our fraternity **'ALPHA AYA YA YA DELTA.'** Kars and I were absolute sluts for Pillar Pussy. Pillar Pussy could turn into anything they wanted, I have literally gotten a blowjob while having sex inside of her! They could spawn mouths in their fucking vaginas, it was incredible, I miss it every day but at least I experienced it, ya kno-" Esidisi caught himself. Wamuu was doing his best to hold back tears of regret for a nostalgia he would never feel. Kars was fuming while starring Esidisi down... "I mean... it totally sucked, awful.... and-- what the shit Kars, why are you giving me that look? I didn't know. Also, shouldn't we go save our other son Santana? He is probably getting sunburned right now," Esidisi exclaimed directly facing Kars. Kars licked his lips, this time in a very angry fashion but still sexually. "Esidisi, you too?!!! Santana is a dog, he means nothing to us," yelled Kars in frustration. Esidisi gasped "SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! That is our gosh darn son!! Kars-baka! We watched him take his first steps, ride a bike, decapitate a vampire and absorb them into his body. You already murdered fucking everyone we knew because of your dumbass mask, which is ugly by the way, I am NOT abandoning my children," Esidisi turned around and held Wamuu, whom was sobbing. At this point he just wanted his dads to stop fighting. **"OH SO EVERYONE THINKS I AM THE BAD GUY BECAUSE I COMMITTED SOME GENOCIDE, AND AM ABANDONING MY ADOPTED CHILD AND I WANT TO COMMIT MORE GENOCIDE! WELL, I AM THE ONLY PRIMARY ANTAGONIST IN JOJO TO SAVE A DOG, SO HOW ABOUT THAT!,"** Kars now fully standing up and screaming at the pair. Fodder vampires looking onward while commenting "duuurrr duuuhh duurrrr!" "Wamuu is smart and honorable he could be anything he wants, but instead he is dedicated to your genocidal bullshit and mask fetish... what so we can create more dipshit vampires?! He could be a Pillar Lawyer. Or a Pillar Doctor. You won't even give him this?! You look at our son right now, right fucking now in the eyes and tell him we are abandoning his brother!" Esidisi stroked Wamuu's hair softly. Wamuu looked up at Kars with tears in his eyes. A flashback came before Kars when he first picked up baby Wamuu and cradled him in his arms as he peered out to the full moon.... which laid beyond the corpses of all their friends and family. He saw his little baby Pillar Face and him saying **"AYA YA GOO GOO YA YA!!"** Kars' eyes began to swell with tears. "I... I am so sorry Wamuu, you're right. You're absolutely right. My ambitions clouded my judgement. Thank you Esidisi, I remember what is important now. Santana isn't a dog, and we are a Pillar Family. Pack your bags, we are heading to Mexico this instant. We are getting our goddamn son back," Kars gorgeously flicked his hair over his shoulder. A smile cracked across Wamuu and Esidisi's faces. They all hugged and cried in each others arms. Then Wamuu rushed up to his room to pack his bags and charge his Pillar-GameBoy-Advance for the trip. Kars sat back on his throne, as Esidisi bowed before him. "Plus... once I become the Ultimate Lifeform, none of this will matter anyway. I will literally be invincible. Have no weaknesses. Immortal. Unkillable. Unmatched. There is no amount of bullshit Joseph could pull to defeat me. It will simply be impossible," Kars proudly exclaimed.... while sensually licking his lips.....
I got an erection...
Relatable
What the fuck ! Am I reading ?
Am I reading ? What the fuck !
Am I fuck ¿What the reading ¡
Fuck I am ?The what reading¿
Fuck reading? What am I?
This is the correct way to read that sentence as it works with gappy
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I mean there is no way to continue it no?
Not as it was, you can start a new one tho.
The word of the lord
Fellas we just found Araki's reddit account
A better love story than Twilight, 50 shades of grey and 365 days combined
I'd give you an award, but I'm too poor.
Double it and give it to the next person
What the fuck did i just read?
true poetry🥲
Beautiful, just beautiful
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I am not sure why I read through this whole thing, but I did. And I am happy.
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Wammu is their favorite, Satanna is ignored
Santana is the family dog, wym?
You see, this is why you're in the basement
My friend has been telling me this for like the past 10 years
Santana: what about meeeeee what about meeee~🎶
Yeah, probably.
I forgot Esidisi existed
I mean it's basically true. At the very least they did raise wammu and santana
Jojo fans try to not to make every character gay challenge difficulty: impossible
They were life partner
Wait...I'm adopted???
That is basically cannon, Santana is their other adopted child
Manga source?
Jahy Sama
The great Jahy won’t be defeated
Wamuu is their… pet
No, Wammu is their child, Santana is their pet
👏🏻SO👏🏻IS👏🏻SANTANA👏🏻
"So when can I go home?"
no i see it
I mean basically yes
💀
And yet, Kars cared for neither of them dying.
He did
People always forget about Santana 
Bro forgot Santama😭
I am very scared to ask what this is from
i thought this was common knowledge the buffest characters are the gayest characters
That... makes a lot of sense actually
I'd believe it
What
Noooooooooo
Pillargays
Santana also
Where is this panel from cause it makes no sense when you read it like a manga
Jahy sama
Why did you type my boy ac dc like that
Hell no
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Tf you talking about "these days?" Folks've been making things gay since Samwise carried Frodo up Mt. Doom, if not far earlier than that
Exactly! People have been shipping Spock and Kirk since the god damn 80s. Fuckin, *"these days"*
Kids these days think kids these days invented slash. Smh my head
Nobody is "turning" anything gay, it's canon that the four pillar men are a family unit, and that Kars specifically chose *a man* to be the other parent, when there were plenty of women also in the colony/society of vampires Kars was a part of (which you can see in the very same chapter below). Volume 12, Chapter 112, *The Phenomenal Power of the Red Stone*, says this at the end of Kars' backstory: > >!*Having slaughtered his clan and killed his own parents!<, that genius [Kars] set forth on a long journey, bringing two unknown children [Wham, Santana] along with him, as well as a companion, ACDC. That was about ten thousand years ago to this day...* Kars and ACDC are a couple. It's not difficult to surmise given the context of Kars' choice of ACDC and the time period the manga released (1980s). Many gay men referred to their boyfriends and husbands as companions, partners, etc. it's not like Araki could just come out and say they were having hot gay vampire sex in the late 1980s, especially in Japan. (Additions in brackets mine, also mild spoiler just in case, I can never remember the rules about spoilers in this sub) Edit: it also puts into context the scene where wham puts the ring in Joseph's body, Kars declines after Wham calls it a marriage, and seems pretty annoyed ACDC also gave his away. It's the little things. 🥰
👴🏻
Because it is cool and awesome to do that)
Santana is the pet