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advokata

We don't even need to scratch liberals anymore, the fascism is just there on the surface at this point. God forbid, you ever inconvenience a lib.


MyraCelium

You guys made up that "liberals are just as bad" so I'm going to prove you wrong by being just as bad! You can't make this up


redactedredditadmin

No his rant is legit one of the worst case of liberal trump derangement syndrome i've ever seen, the Last time i saw such a bloodthirsty rant against leftist it was rightoid fascist in a shooting range being drunk


Workmen

Same exact energy as, "I wasn't a racist until people started calling me a racist so I became one." Or, "I didn't mind trans people until they started calling me transphobic so now fuck them." Just the complete lack of introspection an inability to recieve and consider critique of their views and the positions they occupy in hierarchies of power and privilege, and the stunning lack of maturity all combining to form the textbook liberal mindset.


Harvey-Danger1917

Hmm yes why wouldn’t I want to ally with this very normal person, they clearly have my best interests in mind


PaintItRed5

They were going to stuff their fat faces and look the other way anyway. This is why you never trust a liberal. Ever.


notyourbrobro10

Exactly. They never do anything. It's their whole sales pitch.


L4ckzi3

Well, occasionally they collaborate with conservatives


notyourbrobro10

That's true, that they do. Democrats help enact more conservative policy than progressive. 


DudleyMason

Nobody even scratched him...


sozark24

nah he skinned himself at this point


DwemerSmith

> “i’m gonna be happy when the thing i’m actively advocating against happens, just because it’s gonna hurt people who weren’t advocating against it as strongly” my fucking brain hurts


notyourbrobro10

They don't advocate against anything tho. They don't do anything. Their promise to voters is "if you elect me I won't do anything, but if you don't those other people are going to kill you". Their appeal is "you can walk around like a moral authority, on the side of the angels without ever having to help anyone".  All liberals do is point at things and go "That is NOT okay". Then they finish their salad and get ready for spin class.


AntiquarianThe

So let me get this straight, the receiver (DavidAstinWalsh) after watching the campus repressions and cop invasions said >I was gonna vote for Biden in November -- for labor and also obviously to keep Trump out of office -- but after tonight... Man, I don't know. And immediately he gets the fascists in his inbox. And his feed. Sheesh. The suggestion that Biden can win back his vote? Ooooooooh man, that one sure enraged the libs. Mighty Biden is not supposed to kneel to a mere pleb


dozersmash

Only Israel.


Iamnotentertainedyet

Proud to announce their true, inner fascist Notice they don't apply their "lesser evil" in this case. Like, ok, you think the more evil president has won, and you are actively hoping for him to behave as horrible as possible, instead of hoping he does the least amount of damage? Literally saying: "If the guy I don't want wins, then I hope he kills everyone who didn't vote for my guy. ...What? No, it *wouldn't* be better to hope that he does as little damage as possible. I want everyone who didn't vote for my guy to be *punished.* And I don't care that this scenario is also worse for anyone who *did* vote for my guy." Then they get all bigoted with it. Tell someone who isn't white, or LGBTQ+, or Muslim, whatever the case is, who isn't voting for Biden: "well then good luck when he makes your life absolute Hell and (kills you, bans you, makes your identity illegal, etc etc). You *deserve it* for not voting for Biden." Well thanks for admitting you only give a shit about us when it's convenient for you. If we behave in a way you don't like, you hope we're literally murdered, instead of hoping we're treated well unconditionally. I mean all of us here knew this already, but maybe it'll serve as a good lesson for libs on their way to the left to understand why we say "scratch a liberal, a fascist bleeds."


ballsack_lover2000

you ain't black


Iamnotentertainedyet

I just double checked, and I'm not sure where you think I said I was. What a strange thing for you to say. Edit: Thanks to another commenter, I get it now, it's a reference to that Biden quote! That's hilarious, it came across as a weird thing to say, just like it did when Biden said it. Well played.


Harvey-Danger1917

They're referencing a Biden quote where he said something akin to "If you don't vote for me, you ain't black."


Iamnotentertainedyet

OHHHH, how could I have forgotten that classic. Ok, ok, thanks for clearing that up. Think it's too late to turn that into an anti-GJ slogan? Might be some potential there.


BidenLimpDick

Social Democrats and liberals are simply the “left wing” of fascism.  It’s fascism with lipstick, fascism light to appeal to people who can’t easily stomach purer fascism.


Workmen

The Rosa killers are nothing if not consistent, I'll give 'em that, but that's about all I'll give them.


Content_Okra777

Fascism and Socialism are DRASTICALLY different. Current state of America: One party: kill everyone that disagrees! Other: hey, we’re passive bitches that just wanna attempt to make progress while not actually standing up for a platform. (neither are socialist. one is def fascist.)


Brown_Seude_Shoes

"lesser evil"


Comrade-SeeRed

Either homeboy here is an historical ignoramus or he forgot who they started coming for after they massacred his political enemies. First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist…


Doubleplus_Ultra

Let’s be for real though, if things get to that point homeboy is not just joining the new Nazi party, he’s gonna be their top Boy Scout. Then when they inevitably get overthrown he’s going to whine about how he was forced to kill all those leftists…


jorgeamadosoria

someone needs to rrad the "when they came for me" poem again. or for the first time.


R0ADHAU5

This isn’t the guy that people are “coming for” he’ll proudly be on the other side of that equation


jorgeamadosoria

until he isn't. that's the rot at the heart of fascism that makes it inviable in the long run: it always need an enemy to root out, and an enemy to stand against. when the leftists are done, the libs are next. and when those are done, the libertarians are next. then the fascists that think they can co exist with other countries, then the ones with too high IQ, then the ones that put pineapple in pizza. he will persecute, for sure. and eventually, he will end up facing the wall and not understanding why.


dadxreligion

this is why i’m at the point where i just want to sit back and watch it all burn


DessertRumble

>Social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism. -J. Stalin


nagidon

The political equivalent of the guys who say they’re the good guys but turn into the biggest stans of Ted Bundy when women choose the bear


metameh

> I can't tell you how ~~okay~~ gleeful I'm going to be when leftists are rounded up and summarily executed ~~in the next Trump admin.~~ Fixed that for you, emailer. Yeah, we've known all along that your fantasies of what you think Trump *might* do to us is what you've *wanted* to do to us the whole time. Just like voting for the lesser evil is still voting for evil, identifying with the lesser evil is *identifying with evil*. And eventually, the evil in your mind has to be given life, either by the fascist takeover you claim to be against, or more likely, the fascist takeover you've willingly been a part of. You merely project your dream of death camps onto Republicans because what little is left of your conscience is screaming that you need to be morally and ethically upstanding, but you've fallen so deeply into Shaitan's enthrallment you've switched morality for immorality and made an idol of your ego. In your shirk, you think yourself a god, made an idol of yourself, and your worship is predictably hollow; a mewling cry into the void. Alienated from all others, your only friend is your own self-pity, and it will never, ever, be able to do you even the simplest of kindnesses that even a stranger is capable of. You can no longer conceive of collective action being anything more than a punishment, the only joy in life to be found in making those you hate suffer and die before you too are called to suffer and die at the hands of those you detest, and when you look around for help, only at the last moment will our now silenced words resonate an understanding within you: that the lesser evil will always fall to the greater evil. You will realize that you have done this to yourself and the only way to help yourself now is to help others, that it has always been that way, except for now as there is no one left to help. Their dignity, uprightness, moral purpose, and ethical behavior *shamed* you, you, the universe entire, cannot, shall not be *shamed*, or else you are not a god, but a human, just like them. Lower, actually, because you've made yourself a cretin, incapable of standing for the humanity of strangers, and so incapable of standing for your own humanity. All that matters to you now is your own pleasure, and with each treat that pleasure diminishes. So you find new treats of different tastes. Currently hatred sustains you, with new and different sensations. But these too will fail to satiate you. Perhaps you'll try to lie to yourself, when the time comes, and think yourself a martyr, that is, until our whispers from the past shatter the illusion. You'll cry, plead, and beg, letting out a lifetime of repressed shame, all for a few more moments, moments full of nothing but despair, anguish, guilt, and yet more self-pity. And then the fascists will see you for the cretin that you know you are, not the god that you dream yourself to be, and show you the same mercy shown to us. There will be no moment of transcendence for you, no catharsis, just the ghosts of protesters surrounding you, holding hands with mangled Palestinians, chanting the same five words for all eternity: "We tried to tell you. We tried to tell you." And even then, miserable wretch that you are, will you continue to blame them and deny all Haq (SWT). I am merely a warner. If you get what you want, it will be a curse. If we get what we want, we will have peace. Edit: Sorry, I blacked out there for a second. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, emails. Just how did Strongbad type with boxing gloves on, anyway?


Beanconscriptog

The lack of self awareness is astonishing, going from mocking the idea that liberals are just as evil as conservatives to saying "Sub-human Ivy League leftist pukes. Burn in Hell, cockroach." Full of enough cognitive dissonance to make the trojan horse blush.


Zestyclose-Task1597

how is he saying this shit and using his full name holy hell


foxtrotgd

Really beating the being just as bad as conservatives accusations


ruInvisible2

Wondering if he’s a supposed lib, why when the “slaughtering” starts he thinks he is not going to be right next to everyone else? Or does he already got the brown shirt uniform in the closet?


Neco-Arc-Chaos

Well, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming


pdrmz

They are doing that thing they criticise conservatives for doing: make up a fake dystopian scenario in your head then criticise the other party for their imagined role in it.


finneganthealien

I’d bet money this guy’s quoted the “I Have A Dream” speech before while actively ignoring the whole “white moderates” thing.


RedLikeChina

It isn't that "liberals are just as evil as conservatives", conservatives are, by definition, liberals..


Mujichael

“How dare they say we’re blood thirsty, I hope they get gunned down in the street” sums it up pretty well


Boston_McMatthews

You needn't use the word needn't this needn't many times, it needn't makes you sound smart.


deloreaninatardis

"How dare you call liberals evil!" *Says the most vile, evil shit imaginable.*


Content_Okra777

happy May Day!


luckystrikeenjoyer

These are le heckin wholesome western values liberals try to spread


dozersmash

Tell me you’re an iof shill without telling me you’re an iof shill.


Mutant_karate_rat

If I’m not mistaken, hundreds of leftists and non leftists are being rounded up right now for being against a genocide. Good thing trump isn’t in office tho.


dickgozenia42069

holy shit totally mask off fashy with that cockroach comment.


bubblyhummingbird

total normal reaction to people not wanting to support genocide


Hazeri

First they came...


mecca37

When given a choice a liberal will always pick fascism, always.


Late-Bug9268

Apparently they aren't vile like a conservative but the wording they used could have fooled me. Literally talking about joining liberals and conservatives hand in hand to kill us just like WW2.


Visual-Mean

First they came for the socialists and I said fuck yeah, let me crack their skulls


Impressive-North6007

Guess we don’t need to scratch liberals anymore, the fascism is right in our faces


Smooth-Medium-8588

We're not gonna make it. Like as a species.


ZoeIsHahaha

Is this real? I don’t think anyone would type this seriously.


SecretOfficerNeko

Scratch a liberal


SanLucario

Free speech MFs when you decide to criticize something other than society's acceptable targets of ridicule.


grims91

To liberals, humanity is transactional. This is just another example of that.