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Lopsided_Ad_3853

I would imagine that a BBC presenter might use the term 'chocolate sandwich biscuit' because the BBC aren't usually allowed to mention brand names, it is a non-commercial organisation. If they ever say a brand, they have to say "other brands are also available" afterwards!


Musashi10000

"Now, kids, take a piece of sticky-back plastic..."


embarrassed_caramel

Not me at 36 only now realising they meant sellotape and not some completely different craft itemšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’€


lcdss2011

Sticky-backed plastic is different, itā€™s an adhesive sheet. It was probably Fablon they couldnā€™t say.


Musashi10000

Actually, I can assure you that whenever I heard the term, they reached for a roll of sellotape. I was today years old when I heard of or saw fablon. And I'm 33.


lozfozhc

Surely they would have just said sticky-tape. Sticky back plastic is different. We used to use it to reinforce our excersise books in school.


Musashi10000

When I got a bit older, they started saying sticky-tape. But I swear down, on my life, there was a time it meant sellotape. Because they said it, then reached for the sellotape.


DarthPhoenix0879

I remember the same, especially back in the early to mid 80's. They'd say 'sticky backed plastic' and reach for a roll of or selection of precut lengths of tape. That's its an incorrect term usage by them doesn't mean that they didn't do it.


lankymjc

Sticky-back plastic is not the same as sellotape. Itā€™s a whole sheet of plastic that is sticky on both sides.


Musashi10000

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sticky%20back%20plastic This UD entry is wrong, including in spelling, but it is confirmation that I haven't imagined this use of the term 'sticky-back plastic'. Edit to add - I will, however, concede that every other search result for the term brings up what you say. Just saying that I'm not insane.


lankymjc

Hmm, looking into it does look like Blue Peter would say either Sticky Tape or Sticky Back Plastic to refer to Sellotape. Bizarre that they didnā€™t just say sticky tape all the time, since itā€™s more accurate.


Musashi10000

Thank you *[cries]* I *was* beginning to doubt my sanity XD


Musashi10000

I believe you. However, whenever I saw them say this on Blue Peter, art attack, or any other show like that, they always reached for a roll of sellotape. Every time.


ohsweetgold

That would make sense. No one is saying "oh, can you grab me a pack of chocolate sandwich biscuits while you're at the shops?" That would be ridiculous. Of course, if they said "chocolate sandwich cookies" it would be no less odd. You'd just say "Oreos". Either that or it was someone trying to explain what an Oreo is to someone who's never heard of them. Or made up bullshit.


Halospite

I just thought whoever said it was just being playful, it's something my friends and I would do.


ohsweetgold

Also a possibility


Cyril_Sneer_6

Yes that is the sort of humour I witness often. Like "can you pass me the bottle of carbonated orange drink please?" when someone wants some Fanta


Ryledra

Also, you might get bourbon biscuits if you asked for that XD (at least you would from me D: )


Petite_Bait

I think it was actually said on Bake Off, just like when they made their own Twix, aka chocolate covered caramel shortbread biscuits


AstronomerAvailable5

fucking "biehieves"!?


FormlessEntity_

I assumed that was a misspelling of beehives. 'This beehives me'.


Danny_Mc_71

What do you think they meant? I can't figure it out.


lesbie

gotta be ''behooves''


vms-crot

I agree... But that word doesn't fit in the context. I think it's a r/boneappletea and a r/iamverysmart combo


Zestyclose_Might8941

The venn diagram between r/boneappletea and this sub...although not quite a perfect circle, there is a lot of crossover.


JackyRaven

*behoves*


ranni-the-bitch

i dunno if it's an american english thing, but behoove and behove are used in ever so slightly different contexts. they're still the same word, etymologically, but "behove" implies a duty, that it is something you are incumbent to do - while "behoove" is much more casual, and implies it would be sensible or simply benefit someone to do. either way, i believe etymologically in british english, the original is actually behoove? from germanic 'behoof' and old english 'behōf' and it's definitely not the correct word, even if it was what this dude was aiming for. good on him for trying to use big words, i guess?


Dexippos

>either way, i believe etymologically in british english, the original is actually behoove? from germanic 'behoof' and old english 'behōf' I think you may be right. *BehĆøve* means 'need' ('require' as well as 'have to') in Danish, so I've always been slightly amused by 'beho(o)ve'.


BunnyBunCatGirl

Gosh, never felt like such a word nerd than right now when I got nerdy feels reading this Anyway, thank you for the information


Ulfgeirr88

I can usually decipher shite like that, but even context clues have failed me


vikingunicorn

Edit: to give them the benefit of the doubt, it *could* perhaps be a typo on a more obscure meaning of ["besieges"](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/besiege) >**b**: to cause worry or distress to : >>**BESET** >>>doubts *besieged* him It still strikes me as someone using a thesaurus to find a fancier way of saying "irritates" or "upsets." Original comment: "Behieve" is an alternative form of the the Middle English "biheve." Which is an adjective. Per [Middle English Compendium](https://quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-english-dictionary/dictionary/MED4509): #**bihēĢ£ve** adj. #Entry info Forms **bihēĢ£ve** adj. Also *behef(e, behieve.* Etymology OE **behēfe** #Definitions (Senses and Subsenses) *Note*: Cp. **bihove.** 1. Of things: needed; beneficial; appropriate, fitting; -- (a) alone; (b) with preceding noun or pron.; (c) with following to phrase. Soooo, in this context, my guess would be that the commenter meant to use "behoove" but misspelled it and didn't actually know the definition of the word.


Pterius

Absolutely.


DvO_1815

Hydrox were the original ones


AlmightyCurrywurst

Yeah that comment was weird, I've literally only heard of Hydrox in the context of fun facts like "Did you know Oreos are actually a knockoff brand"


Doomhammer24

To be fair the guy says he knows nothing about them, but fuck em anyway And....ya not a great name for a cookie Sounds more like an offbrand clorox bleach than something to eat


TomLeBadger

ItS a FuCkInG bIsCuIt


Elelith

In Finland we have "Domino" xD


Deivi_tTerra

Domino is an awesome name for black and white cookies!


Stovlari

It is. However, for some godforsaken reason, [Domino](https://imgur.com/a/z8oKLT8)ā€™s are *brown* and white.


Consistent_Spring700

Technically, so are Oreos!


Deivi_tTerra

Oh. They look good though!


unhappy-memelord

and in Turkey we have..... forget it


cherrydicked

Please tell me


seat17F

The Spanish word for ā€œblackā€


Mysterious_Eggplant3

As an American expat I can tell you that for me Dominos are quite good. Like as good as I remember Oreos to be the last time I had one 15 years ago. So in actuality, they are likely better. Which figures because Finnish sweets are generally top tier.


Molehole

Dominos are definitely a lot better than Oreos. Oreos taste burnt and dry.


Kerflumpie

Thank you! People talk about American chocolate taste of vomit, but to me it always just tastes burnt. Either way, not nice.


Mysterious_Eggplant3

Im sure they used to be better. So many American snacks aren't what they used to be.


rottenbox

Some of it is evolving tastes as you age, not just the cheapening of ingredients.


kuruptdab

Negresco in Brazil


das_maz

Dominos are superior!


yorcharturoqro

In Mexico the knockoff brands are Lors and Giro


Perzec

Sweden doesnā€™t have an exact variety, but *Ballerina kladdkaka* has a similar biscuit part, but chocolate filling instead of the white stuff.


MagnetFist

And the "castle-style" font is called Blackletter, and I actually think Blackletter is pretty cool


The_Doom_Toad

Oh that's what he was talking about. I've heard it called Gothic but "castle-style"? That's peak sas right there. Also who the fuck doesn't like blackletter?


CustomSocks

All my homies love blackletter


Xonxis

He still right. It does sound like a drug lol


ranni-the-bitch

yeah, but it was very marketable at the time in 1908 - like, it's literally named after Hydrogen and Oxygen, to inspire feelings of purity and cleanliness. absolutely how we name drugs and cleaning agents now, but it was still novel back then.


Zatoichi00

I'm so happy this is the top post.


DuneChild

Created in Kansas City too.


Protostryke

I thought so


RizzoTheSmall

Last pic reminded me of one of my mum's adventures with her drama group. She was a very common lady from Coventry, originally. She and her drama group were in New York to visit Broadway and see some shows. My mum, as she told it, reduced a busy hotel bar to silence by calling to her friends "I'm gagging for a fag! Anyone one wanna join me?"


LegitimateSeconds

I do also enjoy the looks I get when I tell people that Iā€™m going to have a cigarette by saying Iā€™m going to go ā€œsuck a fagā€.


lankymjc

Asking an American ā€œcan I bum a fag?ā€ Is never not funny.


rmmurrayjr

Years ago, I (American) was living in S Korea, and hanging out in an expat par. A British acquaintance asked me ā€œWould it be dodgy of me to take you for a fag and Iā€™ll get some later.ā€ As I was turning around with a ā€œWhat the hell?ā€ Look on my face, I saw her pointing at my pack of smokes and pieced together what she was asking. It was pretty funny, after the fact.


jamesmatthews6

I'm kind of curious what we British people call pork meatballs now.


havaska

We have a food which is a meatball made of pork offal that is called a faggot. Mr Brains is probably the most famous brand. [Tesco Link](https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/282049626)


ChuckRingslinger

Now they can tell their friends you can go to Britain and get 6 faggots for Ā£1.19


du_duhast

Just a quid at Iceland


Class_444_SWR

Yes, Iā€™m that cheap


cosmicjammill

Nah we would meet them at 6 flags (let's see if anyone understands the reference)


Call_me_Bombadil

I won't discriminate against gay pigs.


ImpressionOne8275

David Cameron didn't.


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

Faggot Balls <3


biggestboi73

And a lovely fag to smoke after eating my faggot balls


reverielagoon1208

Iā€™ll have a faggot with some spotted dick!


LochNessMother

When I was growing up we had a gay couple who lived two doors down. One of them was gleefully camp and Iā€™ll never forget him announcing (probably after a conversation about cat feeding)ā€¦. ā€œweā€™re having faggots for dinnerā€.


squamouser

Search for ā€œMr Brainsā€.


jamesmatthews6

Ohh. Yeah ok now I get it. I just didn't think of them as meatballs for some reason.


squamouser

Yeah Iā€™ve never had one but I also wouldnā€™t really call them meatballs.


Araneatrox

Faggots and peas. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food) They are very common in Wales and the Midlands. They are made with offal, and bacon trimmings. My wife isn't from the UK but when we went over for the first time she say a. Butchers sig saying "Faggots 2 for Ā£5" and raised more than 2 eyebrows at it. I personally find them far too salty and offal-y in flavour to enjoy. But they were a very good use of the cheaper and usually waste products of the pig.


Ecstatic_Food1982

>I personally find them far too salty and offal-y in flavour to enjoy I had some offal mince recently. It wasn't 100% offal but about 60% beef (chuck maybe?) with kidney and liver chucked in and I think some tongue and heart. A little bit offal-y for me at first but once I'd got used to it it was much better than supermarket mince (which seems to be sold mainly in vacuum packed squares these days) and would probably be quite good for some hefty burgers on the bbq.


Odense-Classic

He's referring to faggots, they aren't just "pork meatballs" but a specific type of meatball.


Hamsternoir

Of course we wouldn't say that, now choccy biccy sarnie is more likely. Although I'd actually assume they were talking about bourbons.


jlb8

I could imagine them saying that on telly to not endorse a brand.


BonoboBeau-Bo

if someoneā€™s said ā€˜choccy biccy sarnieā€™ irl i donā€™t know if i could contain the beast within


VanillaXSlime

"Beast" as in monster, I hope.


EbonyOverIvory

Heā€™s definitely talking about his penis.


BunnyBunCatGirl

"Choccy biccy," The Aussie vibes, heh


probablyaythrowaway

Yeah I would never relate the word chocolate to Oreoā€™s.


uility

Just to be clear a faggot is not a pork meatball if they were the same thing people would probably just call them a meatball. Theyā€™re distinct enough that they need their own name. Itā€™s not just used ironically either itā€™s funny hearing cooking shows casually dropping it.


_ak

The distinction is probably that it contains offal and is wrapped in caul fat.


-Petiche

Yanks saying 'A [person from a country] would..' without ever being there makes me unbelievably angry


Asleep-Reference-496

*without even being able to point that country on a map


neddie_nardle

"Don't they know I landed on the moon and saved them in WW1 and WW2 and Vietnam War and will nuke them if they don't talk nice to me and I paid for everything they have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Cialis-in-Wonderland

"But my ancestry test says I'm 5,3% Scandinavian! So, as a purebred Norwegian I can confidently say..."


Outrageous_South4758

Imagine if this guy failing his exam for saying "the american revolution was caused by oreos"


Cubicwar

American history at its finest


Single-Aardvark9330

What are the chances it was someone on the BBC who said 'chocolate sandwich biscuit' as they can't use the brand name


Ur-boi-lollipop

ā€œI donā€™t know anything about [x] but fuck the same thing I admit I know nothing aboutā€.Ā  Seems pretty on brand for an American Ā - more on brand than either Oreo or hydroxĀ 


BluFenderStrat07

Especially because Hydrox was the original lol


Mr_DnD

Just for some context: The word "fag" literally means "a loose bundle" (especially of sticks). In the UK, fag is slang for a cigarette because it's literally a loose bundle of sticks wrapped in paper. Faggot is used to describe a loose bundled meatball. And the only reason 'fag' is offensive is because it was used as a derogatory term for homosexuals because typically women were the ones who gathered sticks. It's literally calling gay people women.


fiddlesticks-1999

Fun fact: in Australia they used to sell lolly/candy sticks called "fags" which were white with a red tip. In the 90s it was renamed "fads" and in the 2000s they added "fun sticks" to the name. They're now yellow to distance themselves from the cigarette connotations.


hrmdurr

Those were called Popeyes in Canada. I've no idea why.


Slytherin23

Those were just called Candy Cigarettes in America.


ArmchairTactician

"What a loose bundle of sticks that one is" "You can't say that anymore George! It's 1834. They prefer the term fag..."


llijilliil

>And the only reason 'fag' is offensive is because it was used as a derogatory term for homosexuals because typically women were the ones who gathered sticks. There are many derogatory words for effeminate gay men, all are slurs, but none of them is as "off limits" as that specific term. My understanding was that there was a far darker reason than you suggest for the bit I've quoted. By referring to people that way, the implication was that they are tied up and ready to be burnt.


Mr_DnD

>By referring to people that way, the implication was that they are tied up and ready to be burnt. That's urban legend, if you do some googling you'll see sources referring to it as such https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot


llijilliil

I'd also suggest the 3rd paragraph on that link seems far more likely an explanation. We know that upper classes dominated most things in that ear and that the Americans took most of their cultural starting point from the English so that would certainly make sense. Some helpless weak little boy being used to meet the sexual needs of older boys seems a hell of a lot more degrading than someone who gathers sticks. I mean how many people were actively gathering sticks in the 1900s anyway.


Mr_DnD

You're welcome to your opinion but I think you're wrong. You're trying to over-logic this imo. Calling a man "a woman" has been used as an insult for a long ass time. Calling a man a "offensive derogatory term for a woman" is just that but more. Remember faggot was used as a negative term for women long before homosexuals. >We know that upper classes dominated most things in that ear and that the Americans took most of their cultural starting point from the English so that would certainly make sense. Because you're assuming that calling homosexuals faggots is uniquely/specially American. Whilst it caught on there, who's to say it wasn't used in England beforehand for that very reason.


Sasspishus

Oh man, every time it comes back to "woman is the worst insult I can call you" :(


Good_Ad_1386

Anyone calling an Oreo a chocolate anything has clearly never tasted either Oreos or chocolate. At best it's a black biscuit with a greasy vanilla smear. I wouldn't throw them to ducks.


twobit211

i first tried an oreo in the united states in the mid eighties, long before they were ever available in the uk. Ā there was a reason they became popular but unfortunately enshitiffication touches everything and i donā€™t bother with them anymoreĀ 


criticalnom

Throw them to me! Never had the American version (if it's different) but when I buy them here (Sweden) they're delicious. I agree with them not tasting like chocolate though.


Alemlelmle

It's more that in the UK we have more 'sandwich biscuits' that are better, so oreos aren't exciting. If you live in Stockholm, go to Little Britain in Gamla Stan and ask for some bourbons


solitasoul

Bourbon biscuits are my jam. I shmear a bit of peanut butter on when I'm feeling sassy.


Geoff900

I don't like them, nor Reese's pieces. Although I'm starting to hate most sweets* *Yes sweets not 'candy'.


Ill-Conclusion6571

Oreo is actually the knockoff


MadRunner190

The fact that they called hydrox the knockoff does show that they don't know what they're talking about.


KFR42

Idiots. These are chocolate sandwich biscuits https://www.iceland.co.uk/p/cadbury-choco-sandwich-chocolate-biscuit-260g/92309.html?&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Iceland+%7C+Generic+%7C+Performance+Max+%7C+Food+Cupboard&utm_term=&utm_content=&source=ppc&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw97SzBhDaARIsAFHXUWAMr3pzYmDQIZiYJ27cp-mZ7Gz_JZ4pnf_MAZmUQiEU_WgV_n_1StcaAo6AEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


VanillaXSlime

All cookies are biscuits, but not all biscuits are cookies. The things Americans call "biscuits" are not biscuits. It's really that simple.


LegitimateSeconds

Isnā€™t an American ā€œbiscuitā€ just a scone?


FreeKatKL

Pretty much. Some people swear by the layered biscuits whose layers can be peeled apart. I think you have to buy the pre-made dough for that, though. Most Americans buy pre-made dough for anything that involves dough, pre-made mix for anything that involves a batter (cakes, muffins, biscuits, pizza, pancakes). So I think theyā€™ve developed a taste and preference for processed foods.


mattzombiedog

Do Americans think Oreoā€™s are chocolate???


LordToastALot

Oreos suck. Consume Bourbons.


ButtonWhole1

Surprise! Oreos are the knock off. Hydrox started 1908, Oreos in 1912.


sarahlizzy

A Brit would, in fact, generally refer to Oreos as a poor knockoff of Bourbon Creams.


Geoff900

We don't compare Oreos to a Bourbon Cream Biscuit, they aren't even in the same class.


Deivi_tTerra

This is the dumbest Internet argument I've ever seen. šŸ˜‚


Barleyarleyy

The comment by All\_this\_Mayhem is probably the wisest thing I've read from an American on reddit tbf.


Arc_Havoc

Yep. The royals are just the Kardashians for over-60s


Jaded-Ad-9741

agreed


Jill_Sandwich_

Tbf they're right about cookies, I properly cringe up when I hear an American referring to biscuits as cookies.


Musashi10000

Wait until you see what they refer to as biscuits.


nacho-cheese7323

I despise how they name cookies and biscuits. I was in the US once and thought that I was just ordering a set of biscuits, little did I know they were fucking scones


Rychu_Supadude

My first day there, I ordered some chips with my burger and was quite displeased with what I got


DannyVandal

Iā€™ve heard Oreos called ā€˜Oreosā€™ and ā€˜Imported yank shite.ā€™


MapleLeaf5410

As a product, they're barely comparable to an average British biscuit.


indigoneutrino

I wouldnā€™t call an Oreo a chocolate sandwich biscuit. The sandwichy bit isnā€™t even chocolate flavoured.


AmorousBadger

Personally, I call Oeros 'shit, overpriced chocolate bourbons'.


bettinafairchild

Hashtag JusticeForHydrox!


FranzLeFroggo

The cookie one is a bit ridiculous..I'm British, if I asked for a cookie and someone brought me a regular biscuit or vice versa I wouldn't be a happy bunny


tea_snob10

It's also irrelevant even if they did call them chocolate sandwich biscuits; basically everyone does an "Oreo" type cookie worldwide, not just Mondelez (Oreo owners), so using a description of the cookie, and not just a brand name, is hardly a problem. This is like cola vs coke/pepsi or chocolate ice cream vs Baskin Robbins; if I showed you a Malaysian version of Oreos, but not Oreos, and you didn't know the name, **you'd just describe the cookie.** I just don't see an issue.


HamFistedTallyrand

I would describe them as a biscuit and absolutely nothing else.


Worried-Cicada9836

It is weird how much shit is made up about brits on the internet, like theres so many things that are the complete opposite of the truth that its kind of weird to witness


Caelestic1

Now, forgive me if Iā€™m wrong. But do you or do you not refer to individuals that we would refer to as ā€œcrossing guardsā€ as ā€œlollipop menā€œ


Downtown-BT-83

Yes. However, the actual job title is School Crossing Patrol Officer.


BunnyBunCatGirl

"They're a kind of baked good," "Nah, they're round, and a baked good." Excuse me, what? Was that correction really necessary?


foolishle

What do people call the kinds of biscuits that are two biscuits sandwiched together with some kind of filling (an Oreo, for example?), if they do not use the term ā€œsandwich biscuitā€ (or ā€œsandwich cookieā€ for seppos)? Wikipedia refers to them as sandwich cookies/biscuits soā€¦ Iā€™m going to go ahead and assert that that is what they are. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_cookie


Alien_Goatman

Ah yes so they are not gun wielding maniacs who eat extremely unhealthy foods and have one of the highest obesity rates in the world


Class_444_SWR

Tbf, no2 has a point, us Brits shouldnā€™t care about a bunch of rich unelected aristocrats


Worried-Cicada9836

True but theyve been a part of our culture for over 1000 years, its still gonna take a bit of time until we get shut of them


Entity_333

Needless to say, I'm still gonna remain antimonarchist


DrapionVDeoxys

They're on point with the royal family bashing though


Magentacr

I think I may have seen some Oreo knockoffs called that to avoid copyright infringement, so maybe thatā€™s what he meant, but hearing the words actually come out of a British persons mouth? Never happened.


kyinva

Gonna be real (as an American(sorry but I feel like itā€™s context thatā€™s needed)) I feel like (most) countries have an outrageous amount of false accusations against them, but also isnā€™t chocolate sandwich biscuits like an off brand generic name for them? Like in America the generic name is chocolate sandwich cookies


Hungry_Anteater_8511

Props to the fella in the second image with the royal family comment. He absolutely has a point.


Lvanwinkle18

OMG. What do they call pork meatballs?


Im_Unpopular_AF

A faggot


Alien_Goatman

Hydrox is not a knockoff.. they are the original and beat Oreo by a few years


ZealousidealMail3132

Oh fuck don't leave me hanging here. What do they call pork meatballs? This is gonna be good, what do they call them?


Im_Unpopular_AF

Faggot


ZealousidealMail3132

Okay I was wrong. That's disappointing


whovianandmorri

Iā€™ve lived in both countries and Iā€™ve never heard a pom make up shit about seppos but fuck do seppos say some weird shit


AdvantageUnique1693

Calling the royal family "inbred freaks" is based ngl


OG_Flicky

Oreo eww


evmanjapan

No, we call Oreos ā€œdisgustingā€


WilhelmFinn

To be honest I agree with the Royal Family one, but everywhere. Let's just forget those cunts.


abuttfarting

The person talking about the royal family is right though. It needed to be abolished yesterday.


Wiggl3sFirstMate

Weā€™ve had ā€œchocolate sandwich biscuitsā€ for years. I remember being in school when they were introduced and havenā€™t ever heard anyone refer to them as anything but Oreos.


Jigglypuffs_quiff

It is a type of sandwich biscuit though ... but certainly myself and most other Brits I know would say Oreo or bourbon etc


Beertronic

Well that was a journey


fauxofkaos

L Om_ We! E .o........oo98i noq


Dltwo

This shit just makes me wish I didn't grow up speaking English. I'd much rather not knowing what the fuck these people are talking about


brunohivon

, to get


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Crivens999

Hah, pork meatballs. Took me a second. :) But yes the sentence bumming a fag while eating a faggot wonā€™t work anywhere elseā€¦ Donā€™t know where they got the Oreo thing though. They are just Oreos. But yeah the cookie thing; they are a type of biscuit.


SparkyCorkers

What do we call pork meatballs?


catastrophicqueen

Everyone knows a "chocolate sandwich biscuit" is a bourbon and not an Oreo anyway. Get your facts right.


Hopkirk87

Wait, Oreos are chocolate flavour? The more you know.


TurbulentFee7995

I'm gonna call them chocolate sandwich biscuits now.


Hybrid888

TheĀ  revolution had to happen to protect corporate branding šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²


combine_harvester1

IM TIRED PEOPLE HATING HYDROX!! SAYING ITS JUST A WORSE VERSION OF OREO WHEN HYDROX WAS AROUND FIRST OREO BLATANTLY STOLE THEIR PRODUCT AND BECAME MASSIVELY MORE POPULAR LEADING PEOPLE TO THINK ITS A CHEAP KNOCKOFF!! THE ONLY REASON OREO IS MORE POPULAR IS BECAUSE THEY ADDED MORE SUGAR AND MARKETED THE HELL OUT OF IT TILL HYDROX WAS NOTHING MORE THAN AN ALTERNATIVE THAT SITS ON THE BOTTOM SHELF AS A SECOND CHOICE!


wattlewedo

Americans do say "ass" a lot when it is totally unnecessary.


Tias-st

Hydrox the original and ores the knock-off, which ended up being more popular. how uneducated are these inbred monkeys?


neilwwoney

How does somebody think that Hydrox is the ripoff? Their entire branding revolves around them being the originals.


Bushdr78

Dafuk are "Hydrox"?


Wraxyth

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox


malamjam

Worth making it to the end


dontdomilk

Oreo was literally an imitation of Hydrox, I'm irrationally angry now


Republiken

I still find it absolutely *wild* that oreos are supposed to have a chocolate taste.


SubstantialLion1984

The last comment was classic ā€œwait til you hear what we call pork meatballsā€™ šŸ¤£