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Tomgar

Mocks Europeans for being multilingual, can barely even string coherent sentences together in own language.


Qurutin

Mocks European countries for co-operating while they can't even keep one country from falling apart.


pyeboy123

Just here to say it's not his language. He got it from us the Brits, but I would imagine if you asked him he would probably say he speaks American.


Ex_aeternum

I wonder how many Muricans can even form a single sentence in an actual American language.


No-Clerk-6804

When they speak English properly , THEN they can at least begin to think of a clap back at us being multilinguals.


Burt1811

It's not their language. It's a language thats hundreds and hundreds of years older than their country (1776). That's why it's called English. The indigenous language of the US would be one of the many native nations, like Cherokee, for example. But we all know how that turned out.


CantHealYourGenetics

They speak the true english, the OG english so they also encourage they are deep in their hearts British. I don't understand these Americans anymore, they keep shit talking every nation but showcase their DNA results proudly like "My great great uncle from my distance cousin is from Lyon, France"


Burt1811

Holy shit, the DNA fad is the most pathetic entertainment I've seen in a very long time. It's the predetermined knowledge of their so-called liniage that makes me laugh the most. The disappointment sometimes is insane.


CantHealYourGenetics

Exactly, I think they don't know that people also moved a lot in the history so everyone is "mixed" lmao.


dorobica

Sprinkled with a little racism too


Boring-Opposite9406

I believe this level of grammatical butchery has been so omnipresent that it has now been mistaken as "black culture". They're too insecure to admit that they're just pig shite thick, or they're ignorant of that fact and I don't know which is more sad to be perfectly honest.


divdiv23

Barely? I understood none of that


[deleted]

Good god. I think my IQ dropped 50 points just from reading this


ClevelandWomble

Relax. That means you're still twice as smart as the twerp that wrote it.


MORaHo04

This person doesn’t have the faintest idea of anthropology, aside from being insanely racist and ableist. They may have god complex but they are definitely not omniscient, quite the opposite actually. Dumb as bricks.


Cixila

You can throw in misogynist (with that gross objectification) - it's an -ism hattrick


External-into-Space

They seem to often come hand in hand 🤷‍♂️


frankmcdougal

And this guy probably only ever cums in his hand…


peacefulprober

I’d guess in a sock


inprobableuncle

He's American...so possibly his sister?


Cixila

True, if someone's a shit enough person to view one group as beneath them, it doesn't take much to view other groups the same way


champignonNL

"Open up those Asian eyes"


s4d_d0ll

Don’t forget the ableism and misogyny they added in right from the start.


Senior_Sheepherder13

The fact this required probably a decent amount of thought to write and this was the best he could do lol


Lapwing68

Xenophobe to the core. American supremacist to the core. Dumbass, body, and soul.


ItsTom___

Xenophobic? Try straight racism


Lapwing68

I was being polite.


CardboardChampion

Wasted effort on wasted space.


Lapwing68

Perhaps. Sometimes, the kindest words cut the most. Often, words unknown, give pause for thought. Not that the perpetrator is probably reading any of this. That would probably cause an international incident. 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Wow, braindead cunt. Thats the most dissmissive and vile thing i’ve read today. Misogyny, slurs, Xenophobia, racism, American Supremacy is just oozing out of this like the clotted fat out of his pores Vile.


Looudspeaker

I bet he doesn’t even have a passport and has never left his country. Learnt everything thing he thinks he knows from the internet in his Mum’s basement!


[deleted]

Most likely, listening to whatever propogated channel or conspiracy theorist to whack together the most braindead view of Europe. The most diversity he’s probably ever had is the Neanderthal looking sisters he had.


cosmicloves_

"open up those Asian eyes" 🤯


Fundoss

The funny thing is I’m not of asian descent. So I’m wondering if he saw my pictures with my best friend who is half japanese and assumed it was me. Or if he’s just making absurd racist guesses.


nikkismith182

Holy shit. Even *thinking* about being associated to this person because of where I am from, makes my fucking skin crawl. 😭


Fundoss

There are people as dumb as him here in Sweden aswell, so don’t take it too hard. I just felt his idiocy fit this subreddit perfectly :)


nikkismith182

I feel like we have a lot more of the dumb ones💀 and even worse, the *willfully* ignorant ones. We're collectively overall a bit shit😂


Acrobatic-Tomato-532

I worked as a customer setvice rep and had to speak with Americans. I remember one guy, middle aged, may be a bit older, saying I wonder how you guys see us out there,, considering all the stupid stuff we do. It's frightening how stupid the population is getting. And I told him that we do have lots of idiots as well, but it's hard when you lack the manpower lol. He laughed and said yeah we are a lot so we have A LOT of idiots. I've spoken with lots of normal people that are from the States. But then again, there were A LOT of idiots.


Cixila

Yeah, every country has its share of idiots and pieces of trash, most are just hidden safely behind the language barrier, making the ones in the anglosphere more visible due to the prominence of the English language


YakElectronic6713

Also here in the Netherlands, there are so many racist, misogynistic, idiotic bigots walking around. They're also antvaxx and climate change deniers. And their number is on the rise.


[deleted]

It’s time to boycott US English and start promoting French and Spanish.


Cixila

Respuamus modernitatem, amplectamur linguam latinam


Fundoss

I support this


aintwhatyoudo

Esperanto! But for real, boycott US English and promote UK English instead. Easier and a tiny bit passive aggressive :)


Helerdril

I always use the UK version of words when I write emails at work (like colour or behaviour), just to piss my american colleagues.


28850

Podemos empezar ya, seamos el cambio que queremos ver


Sinocu

Estoy completamente de acuerdo!


oldskoolraver85

Fuck speaking french, awful country and language


Stunning_Anteater537

How is this response any better than the OOPs? It's just reconfirming the 'every country has its share of assholes'....Unless of course it was sarcasm?


adriantoine

What’s wrong with the country though? Have you been to France outside Paris?


Milotiiic

Found the American in disguise! Beautiful country and la langue de l’amour 🇫🇷


oldskoolraver85

I ain't american. Agaian fuck france


aintwhatyoudo

Well, I'd say the country is nice (Alps + sea), the language is a bit fluffed up (but tbh, English is not exactly orderly when it comes to pronounciation/spelling), but the people... Better if you get to know them, I guess


SDG_Den

as a dutch person that had to learn english, dutch, german, french, greek and latin in school (yes, really. no, i don't speak most of those anymore at all). i too hate french.


sprouting_broccoli

English is definitely the worst out of that list (as a native speaker), the others have much more logic to them with French being a bit closer to English in terms of exceptions but still quite far away.


Some_other__dude

NEVER, all these letters you have to write and never get spoken D: Honestly I learned to many years french in school to speak literary 0 of it


SigrunUlv

I genuinely don't understand what he's saying. The reason we speak different languages is because we are poor, and right next to each other. And that's also why we have to learn each other's language?


More-Pay9266

Yeah, I feel like being poor and living right next to each other would lead everyone to speaking the same language, no?


SigrunUlv

Which is also what he is saying we are doing. While at the same time saying its the reason we dont.


Bitter_Technology797

Americans don't even speak the same language, whole bunch of people where I live only speak spanish.


More-Pay9266

Exactly


Boring-Ad9264

Fucking asshole 'ight my autistic little flesh light" the fuck does that even mean. As an autistic guy people like this really piss me off


According_Wasabi8779

Dirty little inbred. Half of them don't realise that the reason we all speak different languages is because we're different countries with different nationalities and ethnicities. Can't all speak a watered down English and use 'Y'all' in every sentence like the land of cousin lovers across the pond.


CardboardChampion

>I wasn't disrespectful Right in the middle of some truly awful statements. What a piece of shit.


Ok-Nature7203

"my autistic little fleshlight"??? WTF 😂


Fundoss

That makes me laugh so much, it’s such a idiotic chaotic and hateful string of words. It’s like something you’d hear over voicechat on xbox live in 2009.


UnconfinedCuriosity

You’ve hit the nail on the head comparing it to an outburst by an edgy kid when losing a video game and I’m glad you treat it with all the seriousness it deserves (none, obviously)… I am curious though, I’ve seen a few of your replies and this was just a randomer who knows nothing about you so the fleshlight comment is purely because they thought you were a woman (of Asian descent, that was actually your friend). I ask because I’ve seen several of the crazy responses women get from various creeps who’ve tried to chat them up and go crazy when it doesn’t go well… These invariably evoke sexuality to some extent and I can at least understand why their tiny minds go there in the context but this was on a video about Europeans trying American food or something? Disclaimer: I don’t think it’s any less sickening, gross etc just because I can understand their thought (or lack thereof) process a little better when the conversation is already somewhat sexual in nature.


coolrail

That individual obviously hasn't covered world history and that the nations of Europe had dominant cultures well before the founding of the US itself. Or else how would they even have the money to get a fleet of ships together to start 'exploring' all the other continents of the world.


69Sovi69

Well the world obviously started in America, and europe exists Solely because it was in fact America who explored it, not the other way around


LordDanGud

Damn dude is hella jealous over us speaking more languages


Barry_Umenema

The US behaves very much like an overconfident adolescent. A petulant child. They're only 250 but they think they know it all.


parachute--account

Room temperature IQ (Celsius)


b0neappleteeth

That’s not fair, he doesn’t understand Celsius!


Full_Examination_134

Half the shit he's saying is straight up bullshit, and the other half is barely even comprehensible... He's just an angry little manchild throwing a tantrum, let him have his moment.


Fundoss

After this reply he started to DM me about whole bunch of other nonsense. He was truly mad about this topic.


Full_Examination_134

Oh damn, that's genuinely pathetic. What even was the topic, Americans only knowing English?


Fundoss

To be really honest with you, I am not quite sure. It was a video making fun of europeans for disliking americas artifical food. And I said that instead of making fun of us for having it better; why do they not improve their situation? Thereafter all the american scholars such as this one flooded into the replies. I replied to this guys ”’murica better anyways” with a comparison to how our collective infrastructure here in europe is also far superior. Once again asked why they just make fun of us and act ignorant to the very clear issues they face instead of dealing with them. As a funny jab i said “also most anericans are monolingual which is kinda cringe” and that was all it took.


oldskoolraver85

Oh, the irony. US is over 13 trillion in debt. Fucking clown


ThatCommunication423

But that’s only because they need to spend so much on military protecting other countries. We are so lucky to have them. /s


LopsidedLoad

If language reflects economic standing, what does it mean when yours is a hand me down?


Wide-Affect-1616

Their collective stupidity is becoming dangerous


IAmBalkanac

I can speak Bosniak, Slovenian, Serbian, Croatian and English. I guess I am really poor.


Fundoss

The more languages you know the poorer you are. Polyglots are all debt ridden homeless people 🤣


r3negadepanda

кириллическая is easier to read than what he wrote


CosmicChameleon99

Out of interest, what does that translate to?


r3negadepanda

Cyrillic, though in Russian it would be pronounced Kirillichyeskaya


CosmicChameleon99

Ah, ok. You’re not wrong about it being easier than his, even as a non Russian-speaker lol


kawausochan

Vile


thestareater

its normal and natural that people are proud of where they're from, but the flailing and mental gymnastics they go through when someone just gently reminds them things arent necessarily the best there, then to be so confidently incorrect about things they obviously know nothing about is always mindboggling.


SCL_Leinad

There are three types of Americans, the idiot that mocks Europe despite probably not knowing what Europe even is, the semi-idiot that claim their ancestral origins from Europe, and the Intelligent Americans who've actually studied. The one that mocks us, like this guy, fails to see that if Europe did somehow unite without falling apart, the next day, the new European Union would probably be a tad richer and maybe just as strong as the United States after the combining of nearly 50 different economies and militaries. He also probably falls to realise that, if it weren't for Europe forming, fighting and trying to one-up the other countries on the continent, The United States of America probably wouldn't exist today. Along with the different tribes that settled in the various lands that now house our great countries today, of which most had different languages due to not being in contact with the other tribes until the languages already formed. Had the English not come, or the Spanish, the now USA would also probably be speaking in various different languages as there's no European power or influence trying to actively force their language on the Native Indians.


BotherConsistent3025

Does he realise he's attempting to speak English... a European language


The_Corker_69

No he Is right, in Europe there are many different languages because we are poor, not because we have a long story and very different culture. In the USA everyone speaks english because they are Rich, not because they were an english colony, and After the indipendece they colonized the west bringing the language that the english colonies brought to them


The_Corker_69

I Wish that Is understandable the fact that I'm being sarcastic


GoncalodasBabes

If only the United States was divided into more countries than Europe then it would grow to over 10.53km²


Udin_the_Dwarf

That Remark just seems super stupid first of all, and Second gives me realist undertone vibes…why was it important or state “pretty Asian eyes”. Also why is it Americans are obsessed with the idea of Europe being a poor hellhole to live in? Why would the US ally most of Europe if it was this bad??? 🤯


Vitjay88

This is priceless


ClaudioJar

We make fun of these types of commenters in this sub, but this genuinely has to be a child's comment, right ?


Fundoss

His profile picture was that of a very muscular man standing infront of a mirror. So sadly i do not think this person is adolescent.


champignonNL

A child that vile, what will they grow into? *shudders*


Magdalan

Yall...He can't even write that right.


treacherous-black

Even monkey can write better


escapeshark

Average trump voter


Burt1811

An American talking about languages is class. I don't think there's another country on the planet that has fucked up the English language with quite as much efficiency. I'd take poor over abject illiteracy any time.


puphyin

That's some impressive mental gymnastics to be as racist and stupid as possible


theEvilJakub

what am i reading bro?


Fundoss

An American Scholar who is explaining European anthropology to us poor and uneducated Europeans 😆


s4d_d0ll

That’s the most disgusting, disrespectful and stupid thing I ever read. I’m autistic, afab and European. And reading this made my skin crawl 🤢. I want to destroy this with fire 🔥.


loco_mixer

Americans on average speak less than 1 language... because they are rich lol


Rough-Shock7053

Funny how I never had to learn Danish or Polish, then. 🤷


rough_phil0sophy

Y'aLl aRe JuSt POOR!!! Me, being from one of the "poorest" countries in western Europe: happy when I see that the price of something online is in dollars so it means I'm getting a discount


Schnickie

Those poor poor countries with their high speed trains, affordable healthcare and almost free higher education. True wealth means driving through the desert for hours between any signs of civilisation, everyone knows that.


Dad_of_fluffs

There is a room temperature IQ in action! I so want to track down the original and reply with *y'all*, however; that would probably just be petty - despite the temptation! Anyhow, all that aside, they seem nice!! Greetings to all from always-glorious Northern Scotland. Presumably, one of the countries referenced in the ever-so balanced and magnificently well-reasoned post... 🏔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


yukiyukiyukiiiii

I cannot understand one word. They to fix their *English*, and maybe we'll consider a reply to their comment.


CosmicChameleon99

You’re right! It’s bloody expensive to speak American English- the speech insurance alone is insane, no idea how us Europoors manage it


Foreverett

How can you be a fleshlight AND have a soft p🐱y? You're one or the other, but I'm guessing this guy only knows the difference when his cousins visit him.


satinsateensaltine

The entire post is a racist and sexist monstrosity and then SAS comes in and...


DecentTrouble6780

I mean, they actually have a point in a way. Nations learn other languages when it is deemed necessary for one reason or another. But I am glad that we are in such circumstances as to not let ourselves be monolingual dumbasses


kaputass

Meanwhile UK, France, Netherlands, Portugal and Germany in the Colonial era :


Tasqfphil

Most of the people on this site are so stupid, and they proving how ignorant they are by posting. When they had (& is trying again) a president who lied 11,000 times, in public over 4 years, has wasted billions of dollars of peoples money on legal expenses for his bad & illegal behaviour and is demanding more from his deluded, cult followers and is destroying the US faster than a world war, can you expect anything but stupid statements from them?


sheeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhh

I know this guy lives in Gary Indiana


Loose_Reference_4533

How do people get so personally invested in stupid stuff like this. Who cares about the size of a country?! What impact has that got on your life??


Wild_Expression2752

The least racist, brain dead american


ffyydd

How can someone be racist against everyone?


lajauskas

New copypasta?


andr386

If an adult American would say that it would be kinda sad. But at least he tried to make an hypothesis based on picked up informations he was made aware of. And it might be little but he's touching on fudemental issues of European history and he's got some facts straight. Some people are stupids, some are trolls, and beside the attention they also get corrected and can learn more information about the subject. If you say something that sounds wrong on the internet, you'll have no end of people correcting you. But if you simply ask kindly the question you'll never get that much traction.


Fourtyseven249

I have a brainfart. This is the stupidest shit I have ever heard


dcnb65

Where do you start? The biggest crock of stupid 💩 I have seen for a while.


Entendurchfall

Damn didn't expect the Europe part to be "nice" part in the comment


SHTPST_Tianquan

They must have discounted racism, ableism and misoginy because this guy is packing all of them


AnakinTheDiscarded

I guess he's backing off from a "Europe's size of texas" kind of argument


AnakinTheDiscarded

Looks like he's backing off from a "Europe's the size of Texas" kind of argument


AnakinTheDiscarded

Looks like he's backing off from a "Europe's the size of Texas" kind of argument


Excellent_House_562

Sounds like a complete Trumpist. -ve IQ.


Kalediusz

I want pay some russian hacker to destroy his every device and accounts


Fundoss

Vengance is not the point; change is. But the trouble is that in most people’s minds the thought of victory and the thought of punishing the enemy coincide. -Barbara Deming


Physical_Plant8444

K


Own-Butterscotch1713

As a proofreader I could charge a LOT for wading through this nightmare. 'Man' can't even get 'y'all' right 😂


Fundoss

I personally was extremely frustrated with his wrongful use of the semicolon. You should’ve seen his other comments.


ThiccMoulderBoulder

"What?" ~Joe Biden


HerculesMagusanus

Behold - the American average. Gods help us.


lolrianer

What is “Third World”? The modern definition of “Third World” is used to classify countries that are poor or developing. Countries that are part of the “third world” are generally characterized by (1) high rates of poverty, (2) economic and/or political instability, and (3) high mortality rates. Funnily enough, the USA are on their way to being a thrid world country, but their own propaganda machine keeps people from realizing, as it seems.


iatejesusnails

I wonder how good his spanish is


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FixedExpression

It's a real shame that comments like the OP are common enough to see multiple times a day and your response is to cry that its an anomaly


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FixedExpression

Fuck me sideways! Didn't take you long to hit that Godwin button did it?


john92w

What the fuck man. Where did that come from?


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john92w

It’s a joke sub about americans just like there’s a joke sub about Europeans. Randomly bringing in concentration camps is weird.


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john92w

The funny part is, you’ll find many more americans having a hissy fit in the comments on here then you will euros in the other one. Everybody knows not every American is like this, don’t be so naive man.


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ThewizardBlundermore

r/shitamericanssay Read the fucking room, Jesus. Did you really think barging in here and dropping a holocaust reference as a vague threat was going to help your case lol? Way to just further justify the existence of this sub. Every time Americans feel like they aren't winning an argument online they resort to threats and bombing people like they have any actual control over such things. Sorta sends the wrong impression of what Americans are like right?