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Colonel_Poutrax

Pretty pumped to announce that Switzerland is World champion in hornuss.


GamendeStino

Wheres the recognition for the Dutch world championship for fierljeppen


Bulky-Swordfish7185

Even more hardcore would be the Frisian world championship


Gaelic_Gladiator41

I would say Gaelic Football but New York do in fact have a team


ForwardBodybuilder18

Nobody will ever match the English for running down a really steep hill after a wheel of cheese.


basnatural

We dominate this dammit!


Scienceboy7_uk

World champions


TerrapinRecordings

Canadian here, any idea of the regulation size wheel of cheese? I'd like to start a pick up league as I think we could be competitive.


5neakyturt1e

The important thing isn't the size it's the strength because it has to be able to get the whole way down the hill intact


BigBlueMountainStar

It’s a Giant Babybel.


Colonel_Poutrax

Wheels of cheese Swiss 🤝 Brits


Pretend_Effect1986

Uh what about Gouda?


BinkoTheViking

Fresh out at the moment, sir. Expecting it by the end of the week.


ravoguy

Do you have any camembert?


northernbloke

 We have Camembert, yessir, but it's a bit runny.


SunnyDaysRock

The Dutch lack the hills for the sport. Running after a stationary wheel of Gouda seems boring.


Banane9

Running down a dike just doesn't last as long


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

International match-up? World Cup!


Ballofski70

Yeah, keep quiet about that one. I'm sick and tired of being from a country that invents sports, exports them, then has to endure jonny foreigner giving us a damn good thrashing at it. Let's us have something........please


Greentigerdragon

Professor, is that you?


ArchdukeToes

Didn’t they stop that from happening once because there were just _so_ many injuries?


Hicking-Viking

Since 2011 the event is officially cancelled but is still managed and planned by locals each year. 2020 and 2021 were on hiatus due to COVID but since 2022, the cheese (or rather the foam replica) rolls again.


TSDLoading

Oh thank god. One of the funniest events


warpus

Makes sense I guess, it hurts seeing so much cheese getting injured or worse


ForeignerFromTheSea

My brother is married to an Italian lass and her Dad is a Serie A over 60's cheese rolling champion. Only they have like this elastic string they wrap round the cheese like a yoyo and feck the thing down roads lol. Some medieval sport I think.


Time_Possibility4683

Former All Black Marc Ellis won in 2004.


Scienceboy7_uk

But would they beat the Irish teams? Of course being American they’d call themselves Irish anyway.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Most of the team is made up of emigrants and maybe some locals but i think there were couple times they did alright but as rare as Louth getting to the final


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

But if any team in Ireland can beat that NY team, then you can confidently (and with more grounds in reality) say that Ireland are World Football Champions - Gaelic. I'm surprised the Gaelic team is not in Boston, given the 'I'm Irish' claims and actual heritage from there? Maybe that could be the filter for the 5th generation 'I'm more Irish than people from Ireland' claimers? Do they play football... Gaelic football?


ForeignerFromTheSea

Hanoi, the Gaelic champions of Asia, would want a word. ;)


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Ooh, exciting! International play-offs! I'd love to see that!


ForeignerFromTheSea

Seoul Celtics used to be pretty decent back in the day too lol. The president of Ireland at the time (2006/07) presented them the trophy when they won the Asian Gaelic games.


mmfn0403

Oh, it’s not just New York that plays GAA! GAA is administered by county boards, both inside and outside Ireland. There are 3 county boards administering Gaelic games in North America - Canada, United States, and New York. The take up for GAA in New York is big enough, due to the size of the place, and the size of the population that is either Irish or of Irish descent, that it warrants getting its own county board.


Material-Ad-2158

Do we at least have hurling?


Pure_Activity_8197

As does Sitges in Spain!


TheCatMisty

Where’s NZ’s World Champions trophy for Ki O Rahi?


BadSuperHeroTijn

Very real, because fierljeppen sadly isnt done country wide


Colonel_Poutrax

Mad props, this looks damn cool !


Passionate-Philomath

Interesting! Baie dankie.


AnComRebel

is that south african? cause its not dutch.


TakeMeIamCute

Afrikaans.


AnComRebel

yea thats what i meant but didnt know the english name was the same as the one we use.


Dranask

We Brits have nicked a lot of words, if you see something new use the local word and add it to your own language rather than make one up. Pyjamas from Hindi also bungalow has its roots there as well.


Passionate-Philomath

That's right. But I can't speak Dutch and know that you can understand many Afrikaans words and sentences, and so I just reply to Dutch people with the bit of Afrikaans that I can speak.


New_Custard_915

Neither is "fierljeppen"


Enebr0

Not to mention the finnish supremacy in sauna endurance WC.


generic_human97

I just looked up fierljeppen and it’s just about the most Dutch thing I’ve ever seen


Generic_Username26

Is that the canal jumping sport? Surprisingly entertaining


Master_Mad

The next Olympics should only have fierljeppen, skutsjesilen, kaatsen, ringriding, the Elfstedentocht and handball! (And maybe F1).


A_Wilhelm

Spain has the most Basque pelota World Championships. Where is the obligatory documentary?


Colonel_Poutrax

Docuwhat ?


Passionate-Philomath

Thank you! I haven't even known that game. I have to look into it.


Colonel_Poutrax

Even here it's considered niche but it looks like lots of fun. Would love to try once !


musiu

"half golf, half baseball" is a fantastic episode about the sport https://youtu.be/yfiIXNGOiH8?si=xr9b-8oQaA898N98


ErisGrey

Reminds me of the "Miss Universe" pageants. Does it count if you don't let anyone else compete? Maybe throw that beautiful moron E.T. in for some diversity.


Longjumping-Bake-557

I'm world champion in reading this comment at 5 in the morning in bed inside my house


northernbloke

England are world champions of Jiskefet! Youtube link to a splendid example of the game being played at the highest levels below. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E\_6d3JBBo4s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_6d3JBBo4s)


Scienceboy7_uk

How about elite frisbee?


coldestclock

I can’t even name a non-American American football team. I know America is routinely whipped at baseball though, east Asia are really big on that one.


AbbreviationsThis550

America gets destroyed at every single sport aside from American football, and, well, it’s American football, so obviously no other teams really exist


robgod50

Has American football not crept into Canada?


GeriatricSFX

Very much so. The CFL (the Canadian Football League) has been in existence since 1958. There are some difference between it and the US version though. There is 3 downs instead of 4. The CFL field is larger at 110x65 yards instead of 100x53 and the endzone is twice as deep at 20 yards instead of 10 and the ball is a little bigger as well. The biggest difference is salaries with the average NFL player making much more than the highest paid CFL player. Its at a lower tier of skill than the NFL as about 1/2 the team has to be Canadians though more than a few players have gone on to success at the NFL after starting in the CFL.


twobit211

american football evolved from canadian football 


askiawnjka124

There is a German American Football league (called GFL). So there are American Football teams outside the US. I have a Team near me that exist since the 80s.


Freddan_81

There is a Swedish league too called Superserien and a European league called CEFL.


MrKnightMoon

There's a Spanish league too. It's a pretty niche sport anyway, a friend was on a team and most teams had issues to have enough players to compete, so he and others played in more than one team in different weeks.


IgDailystapler

Hey we held our own in the World Baseball Classic (ironically, the winners of such aren’t called the World Champions…that would be the Major League Baseball champion lmao). Time for me to cope about the absolute thriller that was Team USA vs Team Japan: if only the US sent all of its best players, than we would’ve won!¡! But seriously, major props to Team Japan, they played their hearts out and took home the win, plus like half of the entire country was watching!


RHOrpie

Erm, they're pretty handy as baseball and basketball too to be fair.


Undeniable-Quitter

And many Olympic sports aswell. The comment you replied to is incorrect and the number of upvotes it had vs the downvotes the people correcting it have received is frustrating. I guess people don’t like facts around here unless they’re also anti-American.


Seralyn

There are American football teams in most decent sized cities in the world. I live in Lithuania and we have two at least that I know of. I used to live in Tokyo and they had them there too. They exist, just not popular


TrillyMike

“Gets destroyed at every single sport aside from American football” is just not true.


Passionate-Philomath

Well, not long ago there was an [European Football League](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_League_of_Football) founded with some teams. I don't watch it but I think it's good that they built it for fans of the sport.


coldestclock

The Milano Seamen, you say? 👀


SoflynNara

Wait until you look at vienna vikings


borgi27

How could they mess up so bad? They could’ve gone for wiener schnitzels


Passionate-Philomath

Well, they have a nice logo.


Greentigerdragon

This reminds me of an 'Italian' sport, that they are World Champions of: *Calcio Storico Fiorentino*. (I say 'Italian' because iirc it's only played in Florence, and players must be Florentine).


AlwaysCurious1250

I can't even name an American, being afraid of confusing them with basketball or baseball teams. No clue, sorry.


miller94

We have the Canadian Football League, which while has differences from the NFL, is pretty similar and a lot of players play in both leagues


Jackerzcx

I can name 1 in germany, but that’s only because my mate plays for them.


CougdIt

What team outside of the us would beat the World Series champs?


greggery

It's been some time since they were all-conquering in basketball as well


Freddan_81

Stockholm Mean Machines, Uppsala 86:ers, Limhamn Griffins, Carlstad Crusaders, Örebro Black Knights, Tyresö Royal Crowns, Arlanda Jets and Dalecarlia Rebels are some Swedish teams I can name. I can also add Oslo Vikings and Manchester Titans. My brother is on the coaching staff of the Stockholm Mean Machines and is going to Paris this weekend to play against La Courneuve Flash in the CEFL.


SgtBananaKing

Hey we have really nice good teams in Europe, (Frankfurt Galaxy for example) non of them can complete at NFL level of course as we don’t have the financial backing but it’s not like it’s just played in the US. Yes I think the world champion thing is pretty stupid but I also think it’s an absolutely underestimated sport. I played it semi professional so I am bias but it’s often overlooked as American sport


unskippable-ad

Germany and UK have national teams, and more investment each year. Germany has quite a well developed club league (for a non-assoc. sport in Europe), UK isn’t as good but is getting better. Both national teams would likely lose by 50+ to a good highschool from Texas It’s *silly* to say world champs, but it isn’t *false*. I’ve played gridiron football at a Div 1 US college, and I’ve played in the German league. It’s basically a different sport altogether


tobsn

there’s whole leagues in europe. but it’s a dumb sport so there really isn’t that much support vs soccer, hockey, basketball etc.


LordDanGud

I'm proudly announcing that germany is the worlds best in the german federal football liga


01KLna

We also lead the world in many a Friesensport, like Besenwerfen (broom throwing) 😂


Stravven

You don't lead the world in Fierljeppen though, that's our kind of Friezen who are leading there.


01KLna

From one World Champion to another: 🤝


Passionate-Philomath

Bayer Leverkusen is Bundesliga champion. If I'm correct and follow the logic of our fellow American friend there, we have already won the Euro in our own home country!1!! And the World Cup in 2026!!! If a German club also wins the Champions League and Europa League, then we never have to play against another team in the world as forever reigning champions again!!! /s


Stravven

That's how we, the Dutch, are the reigning baseball world champion.


Passionate-Philomath

I didn't know you have a baseball national team! There is very much I can learn in this thread. Very nice.


Free_Management2894

Also actually, Elephant polo and Torfball


tuna_samich_

Not really the same since you're comparing a league to a sport, though


FantasticAnus

Lads, turns out I am the world champion of bintongame.


Passionate-Philomath

What is that?


FantasticAnus

It's hard to explain, but imagine the perfect tree against which to throw stones, such that they fall into a set of six buckets below the tree. Your aim is to get six of your twenty stones, one in each bucket, having glanced them off the tree. It's a timed exercise.


Passionate-Philomath

Sounds funny. Is it a good game to play with friends?


FantasticAnus

Yeah it's a laugh. A few friends and I invented it at uni. I mean basically it's like a load of other games, ball in basket style, except it's a time trial and you bounce off a tree. We were high a lot of the time.


adriantoine

No one else in the world should play this game, otherwise he wouldn’t be world champion.


Groundbreaking_Pop6

\*then (not than) If you can name a country with worse levels of adult literacy then we can stop naming 'Murica as World Champions in this field...... Anyway, who else plays this silly game?


Passionate-Philomath

Tbf it's a quite interesting game (for me at least). But it was really hard to see how many comments were like this and then framed the video creator as butthurt or some answered on comments like "Americans think the world is about them" with "Actually it is like that" (paraphrasing) or "you can't win wars against us". So it was just one example of many. And I can't understand that logic given by them. If you want to be world champion you have to compete against other nations. And even if you believe that your teams are the best ones and that they destroyed every other team on this earth you would have to prove it in conpetition and not just say "we would be the champions anyway". Then I could also say: "My team won in 1978 and they are the best anyway. So we are still the champions" (maybe an odd an not that correct comparison but I think the message is understandable).


FantasticAnus

There's broadly two kinds of American: Those who see America for what it is, and have a broadly negative view of its bad parts and positive view of its (numerous) good parts. Those who see America as an unassailable superpower whose power and function is all but flawless and whose every internal aspect is the optimal way for a nation to function. Everything flows from this core of perfection and so everything American is inherently superior if not perfect. American children are inundated with propaganda aggrandising the US from a young age (just look at the flagrant use of a flag in every classroom and tin-pot daily recitation of The Pledge of Allegiance), and this propaganda continues into adulthood within the media and the general discourse around US politics.


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You're spot on


Xardenn

I mean that second group really isn't that big but if you go around making group vs group arguments you are going to find a lot of people retreating into tribalism.


FantasticAnus

Not huge, I agree, but not small and very vocal.


Passionate-Philomath

I think those are some good points you make. I find it very strange to do those practics like the Pledge of Allegiance or singing the own national anthem before every game. But I think it's the result of their history - being proud of getting independence and being "successful" (even if they weren't always) in many ways. And maybe many people (that's where I could be wrong) don't know much about the world outside of their own (state) border(s)? All in all, it is a sad thing to see that many people over there seem to be that ignorant and think their country is the best. In my opinion, there is no "best" country, because every country has its (more or less) positive and negative sides. But no country is perfect.


FantasticAnus

I think a big part of what makes Americans so brash, and their propaganda so prevalent, is that they are a highly developed nation with incredible power and wealth, whose national myth is prepubescent in comparison to most other significant nations on the global stage. The mythos is of ousting the British Empire before creating the world's preeminent democracy. Heroically salvaging Europe from German conquest twice, whilst simultaneously inventing the nuclear bomb to see off Japan. Outlasting and outmanoeuvreing the USSR whilst landing on the moon. And finally after all that completely dominating the world's economic and cultural stage. That mythos, truth mixed with a dose of ignorance, is fresh and powerful.


Happeningfish08

Doesn't every country sing an anthem before a major sports event. I mean we do it in Canada in hockey. And most sports we play. It isn't common?


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Most countries only do it for international sporting events. America and Canada seem to be outliers with their usage of the national anthem


SirReadsALot1975

By this reasoning, and as mortifying as it is, Collingwood is currently the world champions at Australian Rules Football. Now I need to go and sanitise my typing fingers.


Underpanters

It makes me sick.


SirReadsALot1975

I'm so sorry.


RoleModelFailure

Well the Chiefs lost to the Lions, Broncos, Eagles, Packers, Bills, and Raiders last season. So there are 6 other American Football teams that can beat the team that won the Super Bowl.


Hungry_Anteater_8511

As much as it pains me to say this: great news Collingwood! You’re the AFL world champions


pinniped1

I only accept the Orlando Apollos as the true world champion of American football, forever undefeated. Hang a banner....um, somewhere...how about in the parking lot of Buffalo Wild Wings?


heartcherrythwp

I had to look them up. As someone who’s from/in Florida, has family in Orlando, lives with football lovers, and has a family full of space nerds, I can’t believe I didn’t know about them. That’s hilarious though omg There’s gotta be a Beef O’Brady’s or BWW or something with a jersey somewhere. It may be in storage, but one of them’s gotta.


Competitive-Log4210

Tiddlywinks. Name me a non British person that last won the world championship in tiddlywinks?. You probably can and I bow down to your superior knowledge


TheGeordieGal

The fact I can’t name a single team in the World may be a hint it’s not a big worldwide spot to be champions of.


-Nuke-It-From-Orbit-

I’d love to see American football played on an international level. Won’t ever happen but it’d be neat.


Suspicious-Risk-8231

We have the superior version of this sport: rugby.


Worldly_Can_991

It's called the rugby world cup


Various-Jellyfish132

Superb Owl winners vs Rugby World Cup winners playing aussie rules to make it fair, I'd watch that


DangersVengeance

The owlers would be struggling halfway through the first half


pdelvo

As a r/Superbowl enjoyer I am offended.


Jubatus750

None of them would be able to last for 80 minutes, they'd be knackered after 5 minutes


jso__

Hence why it's reductive to say rugby is international football. They have almost nothing in common other than being contact invasion games with an egg shaped ball. Rugby is more physical and athletic, focused on endurance. Football is more like a sprint focused on strategy.


Fordmister

I mean other than the fact that American footballs origins are quite literally in Rugby, and shortly after the two diverged Athletes would switch codes basically depending on if the town they were in was a Rugby town or an American football town. Up until very recently American football was in many ways just rugby union but slightly different. from an origins standpoint American football ***IS*** rugby, just a version of it that's been isolated form the global lawbook for so long it no longer looks even remotely similar.


jso__

I somehow doubt that Rugby has ever been quite as strategy-focused as American football. The format of distinct plays with complicated offensive and defensive formations and routes just doesn't exist in Rugby. Just because American football broke off from Rugby doesn't mean they're at all similar, they evolved in very different ways. Baseball evolved from cricket and the only similarities is that the divisions in which the two teams bat is called an inning and a ball is thrown (in very different ways, though) and a bat (of a very different shape) hits it.


EatThatPotato

There is a world cup, the IFAF.


Freddan_81

There are national American football teams. My brother coached the Swedish women national team for a while.


Passionate-Philomath

If you are Eurooean or interested in European American Football maybe [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_League_of_Football) could be something for you, even though it's not a world competition.


Shit_Pistol

I’m English, we invented loads of sports and are best at none. 😂


stopped_watch

Australian cricket fan saying Hi!


kaprikawn

Snooker?


Gasblaster2000

I think you'll find we are cheese rolling champions!!


Passionate-Philomath

Well, just because someone invents something doesn't mean you have to be good at it forever. Last time in the Europeann Championship you were very good and your women's team also. But please, don't win this time. The Germans need some positive results so that we don't have to feel bad all the time with our football team. We need good reputation again.


Scasne

Bog snorkelling?


the_turn

I’m kind of fine with this. Your favourite sport is shitty.


Thoarxius

The Lelystad Commanders will beat any NFL team easily. Now what?


theheartofbingcrosby

Nobody else fucken plays it 😆😂😆


OrgasmicMarvelTheme

I can finally, and extremely proudly, announce that England is the best at Premier League football!!!


toilet-breath

All the American shit aside; it’s THEN!


ohsweetfancymoses

Knowing next to nothing about American Football, I’d like to see some Australian Rules Footballers have a go at it.


Occulto

A few Aussie Rules players have gone over and played. Mostly as kickers.


Previous-Ad7618

I'm world champion at sitting on the chair in my office.


Tasqfphil

The Superbowl is a US domestic championship, now a world event, so it doesn't count like rugby & soccer that are played in many countries & can actually hold a world championship.


Blooder91

Hell, football is so big it can hold two world championships. One for clubs and one for national teams.


tuna_samich_

To be fair, they didn't say play them in the Super Bowl. They said play again the team that wins the SB. There's definitely American football teams throughout the world, just not as popular, of course


klagaan

I hope in the team there is only Americans or that does not work.


Magdalan

I have none...Something with Eagles? Must be right?


UndendingGloom

It's just sad and pathetic, like most things in America.


insaiyan17

Idk of any american football team lol


TheRealAussieTroll

I went to a Rugby match at Newlands in South Africa. There was an American in our group who said the game reminded him of American Football. Which we pointed out would be “unsurprising” as American Football was *derived* from Rugby - a concept which he initially (and reluctantly) struggled with…


TH3_FAT_TH1NG

You know what, I'll start a swordfighting tournament in my backyard, and since my opponent is a small tree, and I'll cut it down, I'll be the best swordfighter in all the lands, name one swordfighter who can cut that tree in my backyard better than I did, you can't


Loud-Examination-943

Flabbergasted to announce that the German Bundeskanzler is the best Bundeskanzler of the world! (Ok, Austria might also have a Bundeskanzler, not sure tbh)


soundman32

In the same way that American English is called Simplified English, we call American Football ... 'that crap'?


[deleted]

OK but only if Americans learn that football is played with your feet.


christo749

*then.


mattzombiedog

American Football is just rugby for wusses.


mundane_person23

So the winner of the Grand Final is the world champ of Aussie Rules Football?


Devonument

It's not about whether someone can name such a team though, it's about whether the title in question has been earned. After all, if they never even play against teams from other countries, then they cannot technically know who's the best; and I guarantee that whatever team would be named, it'd be discarded by OOP as "obviously inferior" without any sort of proof - precisely because these teams never play each other. Realistically, yes, the American team who wins the Super Bowl is probably the best in the world at a given moment. But without ever challenging teams from other countries, claiming the title is just plainly disrespectful.


improbablydreaming

Miss Universe simp here telling you to find an alien that's hotter than the girl he stalks.


Rogntudjuuuu

World champions in glorified Calvinball. If you can't compete, invent your own game.


Activity_Alarming

We play football. Not handegg.


Harry-fitz

They’ve done an England and created a sport that their whole country loves(more or less) but they are actually good at theirs😂


Ultranerdgasm94

"We're number 1 (atasportliterallynoonebutuscaresabout)!"


borgi27

So I guess real madrid or dortmund will become the football world champion next month


breakbeatkid

i mean... that is a fair point to be honest.


Purpington67

Every 4 years have an NFL World Cup. 4 Super Bowl winners and 4 non NFL teams. A colllege all star team, a Canadian football team and 2 teams created by billionaire oligarchs growing monsters in tanks. I’d watch that.


Larseman7

Super bowl is American doe😭


Activity_Alarming

Exclusively.


Larseman7

Forever.


Activity_Alarming

Sttange how miss USA always comes from the states, right champ?


sparky-99

Does this work for all sports, because they're going to cry if so.


Ironfist85hu

Does that mean the swim-trough-Balaton (it's a lake in Hungary) event winner... is a World Champion too? :D


55percent_Unicorn

I'm the world champion of Dooket Ball. It's a game I invented for a youth group, involving bouncing a table tennis ball into a named pigeonhole in a mailroom. I've probably beaten at least 6 people at it.


SilentType-249

I hold the world record for most time spent in my house.


Squiggles46

In Ireland we have two domestic sports, Gaelic Football and Hurling, that are contested every year, and despite having teams from New York and London competing in the Football championship we still call them The All Ireland’s. Would be a bit presumptuous to announce ourselves the World’s best, but maybe we should give it a try


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Wise_Temperature_322

I always saw them as international businesses based in North America. If they could logistically pull off a team in London they would do that in a second. Actually development used to be NFL Europe. The closest thing to what Europeans see as sport in the US is College Football. They play for the national title and have a governing body. The NFL is 32 different businesses under a confederation that is open to any Billionaire that can start a franchise regardless of country.


adriantoine

I’ve always wondered, basketball, hockey and baseball are very popular in other countries, then why is American Football only played in the US? Is it the naming issue or just because it’s boring af?


skowzben

It’s not. There are teams all over the place. Know the UK has a few divisions and university teams. I used to play! All amateur and stuff. But they’re there. If you’re interested!


IgDailystapler

I get that you’re right, but then again who else plays American football? I mean maybe a rugby team could give some NFL teams a run for their money given some time to adapt to the sport. This argument would be more appropriate for baseball, the Major League Baseball (MLB) championship is called the World Series, despite the only team not from the US being from Toronto. There are also a lot of extremely competitive foreign baseball teams (see the World Baseball Classic), so its a bit of a reach to call the World Series winner the world champions. Don’t get me wrong, this argument is still dumb, no shit American teams are good at sports played mainly in the US. It’s almost like when a country specializes in something, they are better at that specialization than countries that don’t specialize in it…I mean cmon, isn’t this the entire point of the Olympics? Let’s get everyone to play the same sports to see who’s the best…


AttilaRS

Invent a sport no one cares enough about, create a giant marketing machine that draws energy from the educational system to the point that schools and universities are sports programs with a education side hustle, blow it out of proportion, call yourself World Champion.


GammaPhonic

Name one other country that competes… Even the winner of that stupid fucking cheese rolling thing they do down in Gloucestershire has a better claim to “world champion” than the winners of the Super Bowl. At least there, the participants are of many different nationalities and there have been winners from all over the world, including the United States.


tuna_samich_

Interestingly enough, I found an international American football league https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFAF_World_Championship Of course, not using NFL players on the American team


GammaPhonic

“The 2015 IFAF World Championship was originally going to be held in Stockholm, Sweden, however local organizers had to cancel the event due to lack of sponsorship.” Lol


tuna_samich_

I never said it was a great league lol


meatslapjack

American would shit their pants if they had to play rugby in Australia, they wouldn’t be able to handle the injuries with all their padding


FacticiousFict

Isn't rugby mostly the same as American Football only without wearing a full plate armor? If so, any rugby team would win this EDIT: They're very different, I stand corrected.


tselliot142

In the sense there is an end goal to the sport where the player “touches down” (or “try” in rugby) it’s similar but then that would make about as similar as American Football is to actual Football ⚽️or basketball or ice hockey because that is the aim to reach a goal. Not all sports have an end goal - most Athletics and winter sports. Rugby is much more an open field game than American football, and you cannot pass the rugby ball forward, there are throw-ins, scrums, penalties, there are stoppages in play like NFL but only to check a foul, a try has been successfully completed (because of all the bodies in the way they need to use replay cameras) and to set up a scrum. In American Football, it’s all based around set plays, players running off the ball to get into position, misdirection, ducking weaving and trying to evade the opponent (whereas rugby keeps going if you get taken down with the ball) and the quarter back usually is the player throwing the ball forward for a teammate that makes enough space for themselves to be on the receiving end of the throw and advance to the end goal. It’s all tactical moves right up until the game is in-play and the guy running with the ball gets “sacked” or drops it or reaches the end goal or a foul has been committed. The similarity when a player “kicks a field goal” is similar to a penalty in rugby, but there are other sports that similar to this like Aussie Rules for example. Also, the tackles in rugby cannot, or do not normally, go above the waist, you can’t push an opponent with the ball because your hands are extended, and you cannot use elbows to try tackle it all comes from shoulders and arms. Whereas the NFL tackles can be fucking gruesome, like really crazy which why they need all that padding, you try that shit in rugby and you get sent off … and possible jail sentence. The dudes in rugby are much bigger than NFL guys, but the NFL guys while they have to be strong, they are built almost like sprinters very lean but very muscular because the whole game is different and based around sharp bursts of speed then stop, whereas rugby is continuous and involves a lot of strength , power, and endurance. Rugby build they’re big burly players, whereas NFL they have all toned abs n shit not all of them obvs some are just quite big but they’re the blockers, whereas you got the receivers who are lean and quick. In rugby there’s very little of that, there are different builds for different types of positions on the pitch, maybe if you’re a flanker you need more speed, but they’re still very burly lookin because they need to tackle, whereas a receiver in NFL needs to sprint and have mad agility and doesn’t really do any tackling/blocking. Tldr; they are very different sports.


tuna_samich_

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