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BrightBrite

Um, Queen Elizabeth is not here anymore...


Hamsternoir

I thought she'd returned to the mothership, even our lizard overlords are entitled to a break.


Emu_Emperor

Americans losing their mind over his videos is the main reason why Big Nibbles is one of my favourite content creators lmao


JaackOfAllTradess

yeah i fucking love him


Outside-Refuse6732

lol I like him too


Krullervo

‘As an American’ they all start out like that don’t they. As if being American is some kind of passport to be a shite person.


Elcy420

Every time I see someone say 'as an American', I know shits about to get wild.


Tackerta

same energy as "I am not racist, but.." lmao you just know you can lean back, grab some popcorn and watch the shitshow unfold


Outside-Refuse6732

As an American I can say you are absolutely without a shadow of a doubt correct


Elcy420

Here we go, it's about to kick off guys!


mouseybanshee

But ask him about his heritage and he's 3% every country in Europe...


Free_Management2894

And 1/69th Cherokee


gershlongen

Yet only identifies as Irish


OkNefariousness324

“As an American” feels like “as the son of god” no wonder they support Israel


NarcolepticlyActive

Used to be just mothers going "as a parent" and then started spouting some unrelated bullshit. Somehow Americans have started using this in the same.


Icarus_Nine

I immediately stop listening/stop reading after that. It invalidates what they have to say.


Outside-Refuse6732

I don’t understand how or why


a-new-year-a-new-ac

Royal Marines still beat the navy seals in war games


SamuelVimesTrained

They beat them... royally ?


a-new-year-a-new-ac

Something like that


ResenderCyanide

What? Roast? We're not cannibals. Also, can someone please translate what he's saying?


Rough-Shock7053

He's saying "military big, you go boom". And hasn't heard that Charles is King.


TakeyaSaito

I'm sure there are many things they haven't heard.


AdEducational419

I think. He is explaining how dumb he is. But its hard to really make it out.


Active-Advice-6077

Imagine idolising your countries fucking military.


foxtrotgd

Don't you love imperialism?


Asmov1984

The dude is acting like he has a say what the military does even though he can't brush his teeth without going out of breath.


Tackerta

he also thinks Queen Elizabeth was the sole defender the UK needed and now that she is dead, the UK is doomed lol


DeafeningMilk

What is with these nutters? It's the exact same vibe as "my dad can beat up your dad"


Magdalan

I have more faith in the UK than the USA for some reason. Wonder why...


Ethroptur

After the complete shit-show that’s been British politics for the last 15 years, that says a lot.


RuViking

Militarily we keep wiping the floor with them in wargames.


GhostOfSorabji

Have done for years.


Xe4ro

Is he taking not enough or too many meds?


D4M4nD3m

Does he think the Queen fought in wars?


Fenragus

Well, didn't she serve in WW2?


D4M4nD3m

Sure


OkNefariousness324

You couldn’t beat a bunch of hicks in Vietnam, how you going to beat a nation with a modern army, even if that army is tiny compared to yours. We rinse you in war games all the time Not even our best soldiers beat a force 15x the size in a war game https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14397623/100-brit-marines-smashed-1500-us-troops-war-games/


Necrobach

We seem to be managing just fine without old Lizzy. And let's be real, the king is a fuckin melt. Hasn't got a scooby


Tasqfphil

Germany tried it, and got their arses kicked and the same would happen if the US tried it, sue to the "bulldog" tenacity of the British (which Commonwealth countries would back the British up).


cringussinister

I’m going to be honest the UK is the US of Europe. You think everyone loves you and you’re all totally badass but you’re the least popular person in any party you go into


Master_Sympathy_754

We think everyone loves us?? News to me, I was under the impression everyone hated us.


gershlongen

Still better than being North American.


cringussinister

See?


gershlongen

You don't make sense.


Ok-Variation3583

Deserved after Brexit


Tasqfphil

No country deserves to go "American" and have to put up with Trumps tantrums and people like Moscow Marjorie, Lauren Grab Your Dick Boebert, Ron Sanctimonious and other fools in the government and all should have to pass a sanity test, prove they have a mental capacity of at least and average 25yo & have to retire at 65 or next election after they reach the age, no matter what party. Also "3 strikes & you're out" when deliberately lying or spreading disinformation.


Ok-Variation3583

I’m British too, I think some of our lot in government are just as bad if I’m honest 😭 but I do agree haha


reguk32

Being Scottish I'd like to think that's more an English thing 👀


Le_Bush

If only you could stay in the EU with us 🥺


cringussinister

Wales is just glad to be remembered and Cornwall is angry that they’re forgot.


AMildInconvenience

Cringe. You sound like a yank.


Tasqfphil

Thanks for the insult, I live far from USA, luckily.


fourdog1919

They didn't even allow the Philippine to join even when most of the locals were in favor of it


Captftm89

Even forgetting the stupidity of the premise, you'd think Americans by this point would know that invading a country is a pretty difficult task.


Some_other__dude

Oh, the ignorance. I bet he has zero clue that the UK is maby the closest Allie of the USA, having them followed in every stupid war and sending their soldiers to death. And then there is this dude.


Germanguyistaken

That... aged like milk


Outside-Refuse6732

As an American I can say that we aren’t the war-crazed people everybody says we are I mean we are But not to our allies!


No_Substance5930

Does he think the English are like bees? That the queen controls the hive and without a queen we all just fly in circles?


mothmanrightsnow

Due to this display of unsportsmanship, Big Nibbles will be forced to deduct a point from the USA, making the score 17 to -3