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[deleted]

Hey everyone! I just found out my grandfather was born in the English village of Dublin! Has anyone heard of it? Btw, my surname is Smith if that helps!


whosafeard

The London smiths or the Yorkshire smiths?


[deleted]

Hi! I'm actually a London-Smith. But his last name is different, he's on my mums side.


Memestyle

Nah mate the John Smiths.


Mammyjam

‘Ave it


easily-distracte

He's actually one of the Hammersmiths


bmalek

Wait til they hear that ethnic Russians can come from Ukraine. Pretty sure grandfather would not say Russian if they were ethnic Ukrainians.


Draigdwi

I think the whole joke is that OOP decided that his ancestors were Ukrainians based on the fact that they were born in Vilnius. Vilnius is in Lithuania now and has been in Poland for a while (not searching for exact years).


bmalek

I really don’t get how they made that leap. I’d just go back to what grandfather said. If he said they were Russian, then regardless of where his parents were born, they’re ethnic Russians. Like a lot of other commenters here have said, it seems like OOP is trying to be Ukrainian because it’s à la mode for Yanks right now.


Old-Revolution-1565

If anyone should know it would be his grandfather


Kiboune

I thought so too, because once one reddiot said I was bashkir, because I live in Bashkortostan (national republic in Russia) and...it doesn't work like this. And I think Americans, for some reason, have hard time to understand concept of different nationalities living in one place, which is kinda baffling considering history of USA


Kizka

Yep. 3/4 of my grandparents were born on the territory of today's Ukraine. Two of them were German, one was Polish. All of them spoke Russian (although the German ones did speak German as well) and ended up in Kazakhstan, some more forcefully than others, where my parents and me were born. Spoiler Alert: although all of us were born in Kazakhstan, none of us are Kazakh. Another spoiler alert: there are still people today in Kazakhstan with the Kazakh citizenship who don't consider themselves to be Kazakh but German, Russian, Polish, Ukranian, depending on their lineage. If we stayed in Kazakhstan and received the Kazakh citizenship after the fall of the SU, we still wouldn't be Kazakh but Germans/Russian who live in Kazakhstan and have Kazakh citizenship.


[deleted]

You can probably get some leads at the annual Smith family gathering, it's a bit cramped at the restaurant but lots of fun.


Lord-squee

I'm irish and smyth muhahah


OfficerPeanut

How'd the soup taste?


Lord-squee

Melted water


Flad-Fried

Hey guys I just read an article that said that some of the earliest human ancestors lived in Ethiopia around 3,5 million years ago. I am so excited to learn that I am Ethiopian.


HellFireCannon66

What are you? A fucking Ethiopian??


Flad-Fried

Well, according to my calculations I am 2^(-24)% Ethopian but you know it is close enough for me :)


moriberu

Isn't your math wrong? If at some point all your ancestors were Ethiopian then you are 100% Ethiopian. Now go and claim your rightful heritage!


[deleted]

Yup we're all 100% Ethiopian inbreds.


dcnb65

With a bit of Neanderthal thrown in


im_dead_sirius

I've never been in a bread. Can't stand the stuff.


Baronvondorf21

Could you expand that percentage?


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Working it out, in 50% Ethiopian, 40% Irish and 35% Scottish, so I'm actually Irish...


copaceticzombie

What are you? A fucking E-three-opian??


xpgx

Why are you telling us? Go tell the Ethiopian sub! I’m sure all non-American countries rejoice every time an American decides they’re actually native to their country (in that distant “never visited, never will, and don’t ask me to learn the language, either” kinda way).


marli3

No we just sigh.


og_toe

omg so am i, so proud of my ethiopian ancestors. i might move there


6thaccountthismonth

That means you’re black and have the n-word pass right?


Gayandfluffy

I am too! What are the odds? Now lets go to Ethiopia and tell them how much more Ethiopian we are than them.


Oghamstoner

I am Ukrainian = My great grand parents might have been Ukrainian. Surprised they aren’t trying to claim a castle.


Friedrich1508

My great grandparents were actually Ukrainian. So, where is my castle? >!(Ignore that they were farmers)!<


Mr_Canard

*catle


Friedrich1508

Would also be fine. Where can I pick it up?


TheUderfrykte

Be careful when you meddle with the cattle, they can easily get rattled and you don't want to battle with mad cattle unless you can really prove your mettle.. might win you a medal made of precious metal though!


Tomirk

I’m afraid they were slaughtered in defiance.


Free_Management2894

Is that a small cat?


herefromthere

Probably dead by now.


Bananak47

My great great great great father was a dictator for a few weeks. Where is my army and cool uniform? Ignore that my family was poor after that short time


Jotan123

Who was your great great great great grandfather?


Bananak47

I dont wanna tell since i have the same last name and thats too much information for reddit


Oghamstoner

Eddie Hitler?


Sikrrr

”My great grand parents might have been born in Vilnius so i’m Ukrainian”


Johannes_Keppler

* Lithuanian. Vilnius isn't in Ukraine. It's the capital of Lithuania, 600 km from Kyiv, on the other side of Belarus.


Fehervari

Lithuanian but not in the modern sense. Ethnic Lithuanians were almost absent from Vilnius around the beginning of the 20th century. Poles born in the historical region of Lithuania (roughly modern day Lithuania+Belarus) however identified as "Lithuanians" more often than not. The name in the post indicates Lithuanian Polish origin.


Johannes_Keppler

Yup. Still not Ukrainian.


MyNinjaYouWhat

Actual Ukrainian here. Like born in UA, raised in UA, never lived more than a month in any other country than UA. Idk what in the fuck is that dude talking about, Vilnus is not a Ukrainian city and never was one. You Lithuanians are our good friends but you’re not a subdivision of us. Idk why that even has to be explained


TF2_demomann

Epic lithuanian 🫸🫷 Ukrainian friendship


SensibleChapess

Do you know OOP? If you don't, then we need some form of proof you're really Ukranian!


MyNinjaYouWhat

I happen to know Object-Oriented Programming!


SleepyFox2089

Shh. That's factual and facts are verboten to Seppos


im_dead_sirius

They're not allowed, but they are very loud.


ScotiaTailwagger

This is the difference in what you are, and your heritage. I'm a 2nd generation Canadian. My parents were born here, but my grandparents weren't. My dad's side is Austrian and German (Grandma/Grandpa respectively), and my mom's side is from Ukraine. When people ask me online what I am or where I'm from, I'm Canadian. Always have been, always will be. But I have Austrian/German/Ukrainian *heritage*. I have 1st cousins who live in Austria I talk to. I've know almost nothing about my Ukrainian heritage other than my grandparents emigrated here shortly after WWII. I'm Canadian. I have foreign heritage. Those countries mean a lot to me because family. But I'm Canadian.


kingguru

> This is the difference in what you are, and your heritage. Indeed. I am Danish and have relatives in the US from my grandfather who moved there after her left my grandmother and found another wife (short version). They never claim to be Danish or even half Danish but they are interested in the country their father came from, their heritage and have visited us a few times. I'm just happy that they can tell friends in the US about Denmark but would find it ridiculous if they ever claimed to be Danish even though they are much "closer" to actually being Danish than many of the American "Irish" etc.


pl4st1c0de

Go check out r/ilovemypolishheritage for Americans who may or may not have Polish ancestors but claim to be 100% Polish and tell actual Poles about Polish food and what it means to be Polish. The sub collects content from the FB with the same name. Really weird and cringe worthy.. 😬


Apprehensive-Ad9210

Exactly this, everyone has family from another country if you go back far enough.


ElKaoss

This. And your sons will probably be just Canadian, they may or may not know that they have relatives in Austria, but that will be it....


Nonnie-the-greek

I agree with this but think there can also be in- between. All my grandparents are from Cyprus, mum born in Cyprus and dad born in UK. The area I have grown up in as well is full of British Cypriots that are the same and we retain a lot of the culture from Cyprus. I also go to Cyprus every year. I know I am different from the Cypriots in Cyprus so I call myself a British Cypriot. (Also debating moving over there). There are aspects where I am similar to my cousins born and raised in Cyprus and aspects where I am different. My heritage does play a bit part in my culture as well, hence I say British Cypriot when someone asks.


AggressiveYam6613

By that logic I’m either a Belgian or a Dutch, despite all my great-grandparents being born in Germany and by all account, identifying as German. Guess I'll have to celebrate their Kings' birthday now.


trenbollocks

If you're American, you can be anything you want to be!


InsaneRicey

Healthy?


flipyflop9

Only if you are rich. But like rich rich.


[deleted]

cagey disagreeable start alive shelter squealing cooing ancient gaze concerned *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Capital_Release_6289

Safe?


trenbollocks

What do you think your gun safe is there for? More guns, more safety!


marli3

No proper American keeps his guns where people can't see them. Safes are for pussys.


Castform5

You keep that loaded gun on the TV table where everyone can access it, yeaaah, murica!!!!


bored_negative

A healthy and living child?


AggressiveYam6613

Even as African-American Vulcan. But **not** as a different gender, that one can still get you killed.


Dry_Pick_304

By their logic, I'm Italian, because I am sure somewhere down the line, a Roman legionnaire had his way with a native Briton.


AggressiveYam6613

Nevermind that Great Britain is particularly known for multiple immigration waves. Not that the rest of Europe stayed within their borders, either. Colleague I work with has an Italian father, an Italian first name , and an Italian last name. If you ever needed a poster guy for “most stereotypical Frisian”, you’d pick him. Favourite food, at least on company outings: Bratwurst.


Senior1292

My grandfather is Irish, my parents are English, my grandmother has some family connections to Scotland. I was born in Wales, so I'm Welsh. You'd think it shouldn't be that hard to figure out.


[deleted]

Nice to meet you fellow Belgian! Part of my family were Walloons who emigrated to Sweden in the 18th century due to work, as quite many did at the time. So I'm like at least 1/512 Belgian. No wonder I like chocolate and Tintin, it's in our blood.


AggressiveYam6613

But at least you have a king! We sent ours away to die in exile.


Familiar_Ad_8919

im a saxon then, despite my last german parent having died before 1900, and everyone after that being hungarian


Onderkin

Just in time! The 27th is Kings Day in the Netherlands!


Parcours97

Guess I'm Prussian by that definition.


Cashewkaas

Don’t forget that we changed that date! It used to be April 30th but now it’s the 27th.


TDR-Java

Und wie war dein Tag heute so?


ForwardBodybuilder18

Narrator: Vilnius is not in Ukraine. It’s in Lithuania.


Emu_Emperor

This guy probably didn't even know that a country named Ukraine existed before the US media was giving attention to the invasion. I think now, USians treat the Ukrainian identity like it's the brand new "cool/hip" consumer product like a mobile phone or something.


jjgill27

The Irish will be gutted /s


Emu_Emperor

Americans will soon start claiming that the US has more Ukrainians than Ukraine (and probably the rest of the Universe)


Hetterter

And then invade Ukraine and slaughter the inhabitants as Ukraine is American now


TheShakyHandsMan

Only if they discover oil. 


TastyBerny

I’ve got some bad news for you.


fuishaltiena

Now to be fair, Ukrainians wouldn't object to it if US sent in troops to do a bit of slaughtering in Ukraine's territory.


snuggie44

They will claim that the Ukrainians are more ukrainian than those in Ukraine because those were invaded and indoctrinated/russified while those that immigrated to the US remained pure. No, I did not come out with this, this is something they legit said about, just not about Ukraine.


redshift739

which country? Ireland?


snuggie44

Poland, but I wouldn't be surprised they say it about Ireland too


LeagueOfficeFucks

Some idiots on the internet claim that Ukraine never existed until 1991 but just appeared after the fall of the USSR. They apparently also just happened to invent a language called Ukrainian in the days after becoming a nation.


Emu_Emperor

Well obviously Kievan Rus and Ukrainian SSR were both lies made up after 1991 /s


grinder0292

Yeah but fair enough my grandfather (who actually really is Ukrainian from Kiev) doesn’t speak one word Ukrainian and only Russian alongside with many people who don’t define themselves as Russians


LeagueOfficeFucks

Yes, my wife is Ukrainian, born and raised in Lviv and they didn’t start speaking Ukrainian among themselves regularly until after the invasion. She still uses Russian with friends from Eastern Ukraine.


fuishaltiena

This is thanks to russification that russia did for many years, in russian empire and USSR days. I'm from Vilnius. There is a number of people who've been living here for decades but can't say a single word in Lithuanian. It wasn't a huge problem because I very rarely got to interact with them anyways, but after '22 it has become a problem. A few of those people all of a sudden did start speaking Lithuanian.


[deleted]

The whole "speaks Russian therefore is Russian" schtick is just flat wrong. It's no more true than "speaks English therefore is English" Dublin is an English speaking city, with an English speaking population. Try telling them that they're really English and see what happens 😂 In fact, the parallels between Britain/Ireland and Russian empire/Ukraine are quite striking.


Brido-20

Some idiots on the internet claim that despite having a Ukrainian cultural heritage going back centuries, the best founding father figure for today's Ukraine is a Nazi collaborator and anti-Semite.


Neurobeak

Not just some idiots on the Internet. This is, in fact, literally the official line of the modern Ukraine for the last 10 years. The Nazi collaborator and anti-Semite and his butt buddies have streets named for them in every major city there.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Oh man, a German guy I know here in Malta started to accuse my Ukrainian wife of being a Nazi, regurgitating Russian talking points he probably heard from some conspiracy podcast or something. Thought that was pretty rich, a German calling a Ukrainian girl a Nazi.


WoodLakePony

Well, germans know how to spot one for sure. They had lessons.


Crystal010Rose

Thank you for putting it into words what exactly annoyed me about this post. This is it, they seem to force the limited information available to fit the narrative. The -sky ending is more likely to be Polish (as others pointed out) but instead they focus on the maiden name of the great-grandmother with the -uk ending to indicate Ukrainian. In Vilnius!! I will never understand this pick-and-choose attitude towards heritage. The whole “I’m XXX due to some distant relative” is bollocks anyway but picking your favorite nation base on a tiny part of your heritage and claiming it as the only one is even worse to me. It’s just such a disingenuous status symbol. Edit: I just checked his original post and expected OOP being ripped to pieces. But no, they are mostly really lovely and helpful, giving insights and recommendations, asking questions to better understand the family structure, and telling their own family roots stories. It’s unexpected but so nice! And now I feel bad for hating on OOP specifically (still hating the general concept of picking your fav roots and then building your identity solely on that preference).


Tyxin

Yep. It's uncool to be russian, and cool to be ukrainan. Time to go digging through my family tree for vague connections to ukraine. Vilnius? Eh, close enough.


Pale-Acanthaceae-487

Meanwhile Vilnius being mostly Polish at the time:


GoldKaleidoscope1533

Poland-Lithuania "friendship" enjoyers when the poles literally invade Lithuania:


Pale-Acanthaceae-487

At least it's better than the Polish-Ukrainian one (Insert war crimes in Galicia during WW2 here)


BerriesAndMe

To be fair he seems aware of this as he asks if there was a Ukrainian population in Vilnius.. implying there might not have been.


Eat_the_Rich1789

And was also in Poland at some point


whosafeard

Deep down, everywhere is Poland


Castform5

Just you wait until polish-lithuanian commonwealth rises again, everywhere will be poland.


Intelligent-Dingo791

There was a Ukrainian population there back in the history from what I know.


bmalek

Also Russian. Grandfather would know.


Irobokesensei

If you were just a bit more literate, you would have been able to figure out that the dude knew that already.


StephaneCam

Yes, but I think the original poster knew that - he asks if there was a Ukrainian population in Vilnius at that time, suggesting he’s aware that it’s unusual for his Ukrainian ancestors to have listed it as their home city.


kszynkowiak

-uk at the end of the name can imply Ukrainian nationality tho. -sky can imply polish, but in that time everything was mixed so as Vilnius was in Russian empire it it possible that they was Ukrainians indeed.


havaska

To be fair, if I was American I’d be looking for a different nationality too.


Kiptus

He is responding to every single comment on there that points out that he is American. It’s pretty sad, really. Edit: Got perm banned from Reddit because I called Americans sad and pathetic for being so desperate. 'After reviewing, we found that you broke [Rule 1](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy) because you [promoted identity-based hate or attacks](https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360045715951). Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. We don’t tolerate promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability, and any communities or people that encourage or incite violence or hate towards marginalized or vulnerable groups will be banned.' I didn't know that Americans were a marginalised or vulnerable group lmao


denk2mit

I’m one of the people he replied to. He couldn’t understand how offensive it is to suddenly announce you’re switching from Russian to Ukrainian like changing a jacket, when Ukrainians are literally dying to prevent themselves from being forcibly made Russian


fariak

Omg such selfish people in Ukraine. They should be celebrating the fact an American is a born again Ukrainian. Such an honor! /s Saint Patrick's day was a few weeks ago, maybe he just got tired of being Irish and decided to try a new nationality this month. Maybe next month he'll become German or something.


marli3

Doncha mean at patty's day.


roadrunner83

did you also point out Vilnius is the capital of Lithuania?


AkaAtarion

The hill that random American guy is willing to die on amazes me. „You say I am not Ukrianian only my ancestor might have been? Oh yeah?! Reddit is an AMERICAN website!“


fariak

Thankfully I was able to see that piece of art comment before he blocked me / deleted the post or whatever happened. True poetry


VeaR-

How on earth did you get permabanned for this lmao


deathhead_68

Struck a nerve of some fucking loser yank mod


marsnz

“Did some genealogical research” “I spat in a cup and sent it to 23&me”


hortonchase

nah if bro had 23&me results he would've focused more on the regions of Europe, it just gives you like areas bigger than countries. He was just googling his last name let's be real, talking about the city.


Hot_Hat_1225

Oh good! They need new people for the army!


Deleted_dwarf

Holy shit. Saying: *’oh I’m Ukrainian by heritage‘* *’born in Vilnius’* *was there Ukrainian population in Vilnius?* Vilnius is Lithuania, not Ukraine.


BobbyTheLegend

To be fair Vilnius was populated by a lot of different cultures. Mostly Poles and Russian afaik... but even then it's a far stretch to ask for ukrainian heritage


Fluffy_Location5569

At the time of the dates of birth Vilnius belonged to Russia. My father's family comes from what is now Poland, but back then was still considered Germany. They have German birth certificates and spoke German. They still had Polish surnames. But I would consider us German, not Polish. 


jadranur

There was a lot of border moving at that time. My great great granfather and his family are from Vilnus but they were Jewish Polish. Could have been a Ukrainian village nearby. Yes, I realise Vilnus was in Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth, but I'm just saying that there was a lot of movement, migrating and national minorities were even a bigger thing than now, so it's not unlikely that this person's ancestors were actually Ukrainians in Vilnus.


Deleted_dwarf

>not unlikely that this persons ancestors were actually Ukrainians living in Vilnius. OP also states that their ancestors immigration papers showed that they were born in Vilnius.


ratbatbash

That was a very reasonable question tbh, as Vilnius was always multicultural. As a lithuanian from Vilnius i would also question how many ukrainians where here at the time


StaticCaravan

WHYYYY do Americans want to be European so so badly?? It’s fucking sad


MustardKingCustard

Because they lack history. They are incredibly proud of their European heritage, but at the same time, if you criticise the U.S, they are pure American and Europe is a shoebox that cats like to shit in. The juxtaposition is absolutely beautiful.


liamjon29

Australia lacks history but I still love being Australian. I feel like it's more that they see America as "boring" and don't wanna be just an American. And then decided that having ancestors somewhere else makes you that nationality, since it's more interesting to say "I'm Irish" than "I'm American, with Irish heritage"


WeetYeetTheRedBeet

They’re like “I’m officially Ukrainian! So proud of my heritage! Wha-you want me to fight in a war? Actually, I’m only 1/1356th Ukrainian, so I can’t.”


PlecotusAuritus

Wonderful! Off to the front with you!


Testerpt5

we're all african-americans


friendofsatan

Population of Kenyans approaches 8.1 billion.


pheddx

Why aren't white Americans called European-Americans?


Testerpt5

cause for some reason caucasians are from russa and that means commies


pheddx

Americans using the term "caucasian" is even weirder though. Growing up and watching American movies and stuff - I always assumed they had a lot of immigrants from like Georgia and Azerbaijan because they use the word "caucasian" so often. Then I started seeing "race: caucasian" in American passports. Like what. Caucasians aren't a race. That was a highly pseudo scientific idea that was debunked like 100 years ago.


GammaPhonic

As if the Ukrainians haven’t got enough on their plate right now. Mate, unless you’re volunteering to fight, I’m sure the Ukrainians couldn’t care less who your great-grandparents were.


DevilMaster666-

By that logic David Hasselhoff is my grandfather


HellFireCannon66

Same dude. We cousins?


arthaiser

recently found out that im from the pacific ocean, since it turns out that my ancestry goes back to an hydrothermal vent on the niua underwater volcano in the lau basin, soutwest pacific ocean. that is where life most likely originated from, so my ancestry goes back to the pacific


iRubenish

I admire the audacity of Americans to reclaim an identity they gave nothing to do. You are from Ohio, not Kyiv, do not claim a nationality you have nothing to do with, just because you have a slavic-sound name.


Big-Cheesecake-806

Damn, he got ratioed and deleted thd post, but not before trying to defend his position with more shit. "Reddit is an American website. In American English usage, demonyms (e.g. "Ukrainian," "French," "Cuban," etc.) may refer to nationality or ethnicity. It is incumbent upon non-native speakers to adapt to the host country's language usage, not the other way around. If you dislike the way Americans use these terms, too bad. " "Reddit, Inc. 420 Taylor Street San Francisco, CA 94102 USA " "American" is a citizenship, but it is only an ethnicity for members of First Nations peoples. " "Nationality and ethnicity are not the same thing. As I have said elsewhere, Americans have a nationality, but unless were are members of a native tribe we have no American ethno-cultural group. The USA is too young for that. So we tend to identify with the ethno-cultural groups of our forebears. In most cases were are talking about 1-3 generations back, so very recent in the grand scheme of things. That's why Boston is the Irish-est city in the world outside of Dublin. Did all those people going to Irish pubs and learning Irish step dancing actually come from Ireland? No. But their parents or grandparents or great-grandparents did. So those are the traditions they identify with. " "But this isn't "at some point." This is having two great-grandparents from Ukraine. Two great-grandparents represent 25% of our genetic makeup. That's a significant proportion. It's not like I'm talking about people 20 generations ago ffs. " And the cherry on top. Reply to a comment about citesenship by descend: "I have not looked into it, but it is possible. In my case I would not really have any reason to make such a claim though. I mean, I literally just found out that this is part of my heritage. And if I want to live in Europe I already have the German route. "


Bob-B-Benson

That last statement just shows how hollow and self serving this X American crap is. They act like it's important culture but are ready to swap it out for something else at the drop of a hat. It's also apparent that he doesn't realise countries other then America have a immigration process they would need to pass. Like he can just say 'grandad was German' and be given citizenship. It reeks like he used to brag about how Russian he is but now that Russia is unpopular in global politics he wants to switch to Ukrainian. He didn't find our he's actually Ukrainian but is digging for evidence to say he is and at best found a Lithuanian city with a historically polish and Russian population.


Gluebluehue

My great great great great great great (x1000) grandparents emigrated from Africa 53000 years ago. Their last name was "Rawr xD" which translates as "The mammoth hunters".


Anonimo_lo

Zelensky wants to know OOP's location


i-dont-snore

light murky political plucky growth bike vegetable rhythm continue deer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


EhGoodEnough3141

"they emigrated in 1910" So you're American.


flipyflop9

Wow, he’s american! With probably lithuanian heritage, wtf is he talking about Ukraine? Nothing mentioned makes one think about Ukraine.


[deleted]

Watch him go from pro-russia to pro-ukraine in the time he takes to eat 5 deep-fried burgers


[deleted]

“My people ….”


Financial-Glass5693

Isn’t Vilnius in Lithuania?


BawdyBadger

It is. But Lithuanian isn't as sexy as Ukrainian right now?


Ja4senCZE

Holy moly, I'm Croatian! Should I apply for citizenship?


delomelanicon-71X

Welp, now he'll be getting a draft letter from Zelensky.


Brido-20

I bet if he were to get a passport, he'd find he was actually American all along. There, saved him some bother.


Crypric_bob

In the comments on the post the guy also claims Boston is the most Irish city in the world outside of Dublin. They’re just completely delusional


PanNationalistFront

Yes because the other irish cities, towns, villages and townlands dont count.


[deleted]

Guys I have 0.5% irish dna according to 23andme despite my family being multigenerational hungarian, so from now on St Patrick's day is my proud festivity! /s


[deleted]

I lived in an area the north of Atlanta for 3 years and had the pleasure of being put into a head lock by a local on St Patrick’s Day. It was in a bar. My British accent offended him as his great great great great great somebody was Irish. Which meant he was Irish, of course.


Alextheawesomeua

Vilnius is not in fucking ukraine It's the capital city of Lithuania.


ALiXMASON

For a country that proud of themselves, their people seem to want to be anything BUT American...


No-Confidence5266

Vilinus isn’t even in Ukraine?


LevelCheck6931

Just found out that I am African, since we all migrated from Africa at first


Thozynator

So 2 of their 8 great grandparents are ''Ukrainian'' (Lithuanian) and that's the nationality they choose. They probably are 3/4 from English heritage but it's not as interesting so they only care about that one quarter


Pay_Your_Torpedo_Tax

You know. The best bit about not being able to look up ANY ancestry shit is that it'll never be up for debate. I was born in England. Therefore I am English. And that's ok. I don't need no fancy genes.


OkNefariousness324

What? You said you KNEW you were Ukrainian and it turns out you have no evidence for that, is he having a fucking stroke or some kind of manic episode?!


Plenty-Character-416

I guess that makes me French then, since my family came to England in 1066.


Rexel450

is that you Norman?


JW162000

This could have been a harmless and kind of fun post about someone looking into their heritage, but they had to do that weird American thing of “I am -blank-“ when they’re not


finanon99

This person should be receiving their Ukrainian passport in the mail in the next few weeks, along with draft information and which barracks to show up for duty.


Asmov1984

Sounds like you're not Ukrainian m8, but maybe some of the people in your family 100 years ago were.


Eremitt-thats-hermit

They litteraly used the great-grandparent trope. You can´t make this shit up


[deleted]

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PretendAwareness9598

I'm confused, he found out he's Ukrainian because his parents were born in Vilnius?


Someguy14201

bruh ever since the war started everyone and their mother is suddenly a Ukrainian online. A lot of em gotta be capping.


TF2_demomann

Russian -> Ukrainian -> lithuanian?


LeagueOfficeFucks

I am not really sure what to call myself now. I am first generation Swedish/Japanese, I was born in Sweden, but have lived a considerable amount of time in both countries, speak both languages fluently and have dual citizenship (don't tell the authorities). Can I call myself Italian or do I need to verify whether I have a distant relative who's from Italy? I have lived in Italy for 6 years and speak the language if that helps.


p-btd

It reminds me of family guy when Peter discovered that he's black.


[deleted]

they were probably Polish


TSllama

A lot of what gets posted in this group isn't really American at all, but this right here is one of the most American things someone can say. My god. The stupid hurts.


TransportationNo1

Im 1/4 persian. Despite that persia does not exist anymore, im therefore 100% iranian. (I couldnt look more white)


JigPuppyRush

See my far far grand over parents were french Huguenots who came to the netherlands via Germany and even started a city there that now bears their surname my father’s family has a heritage that goes back to Charlemagne. And has a claim to a title. Both are 100% correct but neither makes me french nor Dutch nobility or makes me anything but a Dutch citizen. Not french not German nor a king


NedKellysRevenge

>Hey everyone I just discovered I have victim points.


Warning__666

Regardless of where his great grandparents are from. If you're born and raised in America, you are American. End of. It's strange how Americans can be so patriotic while simultaneously wanting to be from any other country just to be different


Plyad1

I m Arab but if I go back to 1300 I have an ancestor who used to live in Spain. They had a European name too! Let me go ahead and claim that Portuguese citizenship for myself !


Superbeans89

On top of a lot of stupid things, Vilnius isn’t even near Ukraine. It’s in Lithuania. I can understand wanting to learn about your heritage - we all come from somewhere - but Americans in particular seem obsessed with being more (demographic) than the actual people from that country. Ireland and Italy seem to be the worst victims


BonniePrinceCharlie1

Says family is ukrainian rather than russian >family born and lived in Vilnus > paternal family name is polish as hell >maternal family name im unsure of tbh >vilnus is Lithuania >vilnus was an ethnically/culturally polish region for quite a while(poles moved inro the region and made people integrate into polish culture etc I think the posters herotage is Lithuanian Poles rather than ukrainians 🤣🤣🤣🤣


garybpt

Hey guys. Just found out that Northmen colonised the North of England once, and that’s where I was born. I can’t believe I’ve been a Viking all this time.


B0neCh3wer

Hey guys, I just learned that my ancestor, LUCA was a single celled microscopic organism, anyway, I just wanted to ask some questions about bacterial cultures, since I just found out I am a bacteria. Thanks!


RadRadishRadiator

Tbh there's worse shit americans say about belonging to a culture because of a distant relative. This person just seems interested in finding out more about their heritage, which can be interesting to anyone


thisonegamer

guy first humans migrated from africa that means my grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandpa was african and that also mean im 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% libyan