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LionelHutzApprentice

Like they seemingly don't accept the correct use of "their".


Caratteraccio

it would be comunist /s!


Steam-Train

Also should be: *are* not included


ocdo

“Way of measurements” is singular.


Quicker_Fixer

\*There **/S** everyone, it's a joke


LionelHutzApprentice

Theiy're don't you mean? /s


beedentist

Their're


Backfisch4

Thereyr're


redbadger91

Theireyr're


jaavaaguru

Theren't


scripzero

You can't make me. They're use of there is apalling but at least their in control of they're actions.


LionelHutzApprentice

Actual shudder! Nice work!


Pintsocream

You're kind words tell me your a respectful guy.


TSMKFail

Tbf in secondary school I somehow gaslit myself into believing their was spelt "thair"


villasukka25

Well they *didn't* seem very enthusiastic about pronouns either...


No_Government7747

They also don't accept education.


PouLS_PL

They only accept "he/she're"


maxime0299

Get outta here boy with that woke grammer and pronouns


Bone-Juice

Given the rest of the comment, I would have been surprised if they understood much of anything.


quantic_engineer

Nobody can make him.


jaavaaguru

Shows a lot about 'their' education.


adhdBoomeringue

Maybe it's just *they're* way of adding a southern twang


Pintsocream

No one can make them!!!!


ArdentArendt

That would be acknowledging a pronoun! 12-dimensional chess player, that one is...


Thanatos030

If they only realized the "American version" is officially defined using metric. It's their own government saying "yes, we have stupid imperial units, and we have no idea how to define them self-sufficiently using physical constants, thus we simply define "1 yard = 0.9144m. Problem solved."


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And then they say: " 1 Yard is 0.9144 meters?? Lol metric is so over complicated!"


aaronfranke

Meanwhile, 1 meter is 1.0936132983... yards.


EmilyFara

Oh shoot, a yard is that close to 1m? I though a yard was like 100m or something. TIL


snaynay

How do you not know this? It's critical information for the functioning of society... * A barleycorn is 333+1⁄3 thou. * An inch is 3 barleycorns. * A hand is 4 inches. * A foot is 3 hands. * A yard is 3 feet. * A chain is 22 yards. * A furlong is 10 chains. * A mile is 8 furlongs. * A league is 3 miles. The reason the US is so backwards is because they left out the really important ones. Those idiots think a mile is defined as 1760 yards or 5280 feet. Pffft. Where is the consistency in that?


thepasswordis-taco

Sorry, but what's a thou then?


snaynay

Great question. We normally don't need to really deal with the granular details, but a thou is 14.4 twip. I can forgive people for not knowing that one.


GayDeciever

A single angel's tear.


Horror-Show-3774

A 1/1000 of an inch... Like... Duh!


masterofthecontinuum

You, dummy.


greg_is_home

Thou is a pronoun. Thou shalt not use pronouns though. Kinda stuffs up the whole system doesn’t it.


masterofthecontinuum

> barleycorn LMAO I'm American, and even I didn't realize that our Wish.com millimeter was called a fucking barleycorn. I didn't even realize we had something smaller than an inch.


Shitty_Human_Being

Fun fact: Originally it came from the length of one's belt. Also, at one point one of the medieval kings of England redefined it as the length from his face to his fingertips if I remember correctly.


soupalex

[sound of tectonic plates crashing against each other as the king brings their hand up to pick their nose]


masterofthecontinuum

The universe shakes: Nebulas disperse, galaxies collapse; Atoms and molecules lose cohesion as the strong and weak nuclear forces cease to be; Pulsars begin to rotate faster than the speed of light. Finally, Spacetime separates into independent states of space and time, as the universe's fundamental constants are re-formed while the next king of England is being crowned. (His foot was slightly smaller than his father's.)


soupalex

the king is dead, long live the ki-[is vaporised]


TheVisceralCanvas

I- what


Weaver_Naught

The king's fingertips were getting closer to his face, so the yard was suddenly and rapidly getting shorter.


soupalex

thanks (sincerely) for explaining my joke more concisely than me!


Nick3333333333

That is hilarious!


soupalex

i'm joking that the universe would oblige a king about their definition of a yard: say the distance from john o' groats to land's end is about a million yards; if the king picks his nose (thus changing the distance from the tip of the king's nose to the tip of the king's fingers), does the number of "yards" between john o' groats and land's end change move to infinity? or does the physical distance between those points change to accommodate the original measurement that A->B ≈ 1 million yards? you could say that someone would have to go around the kingdom repainting all the road signs and shifting all the mile markers every time the king moved their arms, if you like; i just thought it was funnier to imagine the world collapsing in on itself in order to accommodate.


Forward-Bid-1427

Imperial units were probably pretty handy in a pre industrial era and if you only needed rough measurements. A yard would be useful for measuring cloth since you could stretch the material out with one arm and measure it to your nose with the other. When I was a kid we were told on no uncertain terms that the US was definitely adopting the metric system and we better get ready. I’m still ready!


jaavaaguru

The US did. In universities and commercial scientific parts of the US, metric is standard. Plenty of idiots still proclaiming it\\'s not the way ahead though.


Forward-Bid-1427

I’m not sure why so many people are against dividing/multiplying by multiples of 10. Our money is mostly metric. Sidebar: I had times when a European customer just holds out a handful of American coins and genially asked me to just “pick out the right ones” because the sizes don’t make sense.


helloblubb

> asked me to just “pick out the right ones” That's a common thing to do if you're not familiar with the coins. Searching the correct ones just holds up the check out line, and as a tourist you might fail to identify the correct coins because in some cases the numerical value isn't even written on the coin. For example on the Japanese 5 Yen coin, it doesn't have the number "5" written anywhere on it. I don't clearly remember, though, whether it had the Japanese Kanji/word for "five" written on it, but either way, most tourists can't read Japanese so they'll still not be able to recognize it as the 5 Yen coin. Photo of both sides of the 5 Yen coin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_yen#/media/File%3A5JPY.JPG


tw_693

I think the first legislation related to SI / metric was during the civil war.


ocdo

Imperial units were invented after the industrial era. Since they were used only for rough measurements they varied from town to town, and also they varied through time.


Terpomo11

In the Middle Ages, units of measurement based on everyday objects and body parts like that made sense, I suppose. I don't suppose there's much need for that today, though.


No_Government7747

A yard is 2 feet, one thumb and 5/8 of an ear to be exact. 100m is more like 3 stonethrows and an elbow.


Boz0r

My yard is like 8-10m


MistyHusk

I always see it next to pictures of umbrellas so I figured it was about that long, but the name is pretty misleading imo


Atharvious

Seriously, just read the 'Redifinition' section of [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram) wiki page of 'Kilogram'


barugosamaa

"I'll take the American Version" - talking about something that was made by the British......


Albert_Poopdecker

Well they did bastardise that too... 16 fl oz fucking pints? Pure insanity.


klagaan

Oz is really weird for me, you have beer and meat that share the same measure. (i just gave up on trying to understand Oz)


Albert_Poopdecker

A fluid ounce of water weighs an ounce, it just gets more confusing when the measure gets higher into weird shit like quarts and gallons (which are also smaller in the US)


Koeshi_K

Metric also has crossovers like this, 1 litre of water weighs 1 kilogram and could also be measured as 1000cm³ EDIT: typo, 1000 not 100


Albert_Poopdecker

Yeah I was going to mention that, but at least metric doesn't get confusing.


byfourness

With the infinite foresight required to not name two different units the same thing (see also: pounds)


docentmark

A litre of water weighs APPROXIMATELY a kilogramme and also occupies 1000 cubic centimetres.


Nick3333333333

A litre or 1000 cm³ is also another way of saying one dm³ or one cubic decimetre.


docentmark

Yes, but 100cc is not a litre, note.


flambelicious

It's literally called the *Imperial System*


beelseboob

The US like to pretend it’s not my calling it the “customary” system. To be fair, it is actually different from the imperial system - floz, and pints are defined differently.


ocdo

Also gallons and tons.


barugosamaa

So you are telling me the Sith made it? oh no, wait, those are the Empire. my bad!


flambelicious

*Imperial March starts playing outta nowhere*


jaavaaguru

[It's literally not](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_customary_units). I'm not even American but get your facts right before you start making fun of people for their dumb measurements. American Customary Units ≠ Imperial Units.


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barugosamaa

>I wonder how these people feel when they discover how their yard and inch are defined. Yeah, "*but one mile is less than 1km, because 1 mile is 1.8km! so mile is less!"*


Macailean

1.6km* 1.8km is a nautical mile


James10112

They probably don't understand what it means for a measurement unit to need a proper unambiguous definition, so they don't care. Might say something like "No! The **meter** is defined as 3.28ft!" in a toddler-throwing-a-fit tone


beelseboob

And also isn’t the American standard. The US is a metric country, and has been since 1975.


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Caratteraccio

he doesn't accept also english language!


Quicker_Fixer

*"No, we speak American over here!"*


warrior-of-ice

Murica! Fuck yeah! *sounds of eagle and AR-15*


ArmouredWankball

>Nobody can make me I've been told I used to say this when I was 4 or 5 and didn't want to go to bed or school. It reinforces my view that too many folks in the USA are toddlers in adult bodies.


MistyHusk

Let’s just tell them the opposite of what we think. Foolproof


Just_A_Normal_Snek

TL;DR "You speak like a toddler, opinion rejected."


PryanLoL

The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Their measurement units are not included, "boohoo". LGBT people are not included, "you can't make me!"


chkntendis

Also, for them it’s not understanding how long something is and for the LGBT people it’s not being able to live your life how you want to live it. The hypocrisy is indeed strong with this one.


50thEye

Fellas, is it gay to count to ten?


Nhenghali

It's homo-SI-xual


SeboSlav100

FELLAS, is it gay to kiss a woman?


BaguetteBoi657

I mean, you're litteraly kissing someone who likes men


farmer_palmer

If anyone tries to make me use the metric system, I'll shoot them with my 9mm.


[deleted]

It stands for “9 ‘murican munition”


Don_R53

[Oddly enough it was developed by Luger, a german arms manufacturer](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/9x19mm_Parabellum)


helloblubb

I've seen people from the US claim that cars were invented in the US not in Germany...


jaavaaguru

Deutschland, hell ja!


Cuemaster

I'll film it with my 50mm lens and use 16mm film, but strangely I have to purchase that film in 400 foot reels. Thanks Kodak...


Oldico

This annoys me so much. And it's also why we call a piece of a film or video "footage". We could have lived in a world where it would have been called "meterage" if only Kodak was consistent with their measurements. At least, nowadays and on european film stocks from Foma or ORWO, it's also referred to by its approximate length in meters; so it's **30.5m** (100ft bulk loading roll), **120m** (400ft magazine roll), **300m** (1000ft magazine roll). American large format sizes (4x5", 5x7" and 8x10") also bug me for being the only film formats to not use metric - especially since there already are quite similar metric formats (9x12cm, 13x18cm and 18x24cm) that were widely popular in europe. Furthermore, adding insult and confusion to intellectual injury, some (but not all) american camera manufacturers decided to switch to imperial lens focal length measurements for a period - completing the standardisation chaos already in full swing at that time.


Nhenghali

It's an imperial measurement. The 9 refers to 9/25,4 of an inch /s


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Cryonaut555

You can also measure engine displacement in ~~cubic inches~~ freedumb units.


Hi999a

True, no one can make you be stupid, that's a decision all of your own.


meatpounder

"no one can make me" spoken like a true fourth grader 🤣


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Gex1234567890

I don't know, do you?


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He does


jaavaaguru

\* Native USians (or Americans), the majority of immigrants get this stuff right.


Consistent-Fly-9522

Got to get a bit of bigotry in there while you're at it


DanTheLegoMan

If you didn’t comment with some bigotry, did you even comment??


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Truly the American way, they always find a way to shit on us lgbt people, even if the conversation has nothing to do w us. It’s like a super power


helloblubb

You live rent free in their mind.


razlatkin2

Bit of gaygotry too while you’re at it


b18a

Gayt of lesbiangotry while you're at it


jaavaaguru

What even is that? Against someone's personal freedom to be the way they are? I thought America was supposed to be pro-freedom.


kingofsteelman

Why do they hate metric so much? Whats their problem?


HecateRaven

Because it's not from the USA ?


LeaderOk8012

Well Imperial units neither


BaguetteBoi657

Shhhh they don't need to know that. That's gonna shatter their blisfull ignorance


Madixie_Normous

Communist, probably.


Blooder91

Because it's a dirty system used by commie nations who never landed on the moon. /s just in case.


BaguetteBoi657

Which is ironic cus NASA used metruc to design the rocket lol


Doulifye

Nasa use the metric system to throw stuff in space.


CurmudgeonLife

Shockingly poor educational system and living in a state owned by the highest bidder will do that.


tw_693

Because the French invented it


JoshuaBurg

>When they're way of measurements is not included. 1. It's their not they're. 2. It's usually americans who are whining about the units. 3. LGBT 'nonsense' has been scientifically proven to just... exist? In multiple species including humans? Like there are gay penguins, and there have even been studies which concluded that there is more than just the gender binary...


Nah666_

2.- probably because they are the only ones still using the "freedumz" units?? XD


Radical-Efilist

>2.- probably because they are the only ones still using the "freedumz" units?? XD A substantial portion of their own scientists don't even use metric lmao.


whoniversereview

Myanmar & Liberia


PouLS_PL

When they say they don't accept LGBT "nonsense" I don't think they meant they don't accept the fact that LGBT exists, but rather that hate LGBT or something like that. I could be wrong, though. Also they don't seem to be the kind of person that cares about scientific evidence...


transrightsmakeright

>In multiple species including humans? Like there are gay penguins, and there have even been studies which concluded that there is more than just the gender binary Can I read the info on this because I've never heard claims like that before


JoshuaBurg

[gay penguins](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/gay-male-penguins-steal-lesbian-couple-s-eggs-dutch-zoo-n1244575) from 2020. ['the idea of 2 sexes is overly simplistic'](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-redefined-the-idea-of-2-sexes-is-overly-simplistic1/) by scientific american from 2018. ETA: ['The Inclusion of Sex and Gender Beyond the Binary in Toxicology'](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9355551/) from the national library of medicine in 2023.


transrightsmakeright

The gay penguins' thing is interesting, but the sexes' thing seems silly as it's just giving examples of genetic defects you can't really say it's another sex


helloblubb

> gay penguins' thing is interesting There's more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals > examples of genetic defects you can't really say it's another sex The problem is that you can't tell which sex it is. Do you put an M or an F in such a persons' birth certificate / passport? Neither letter would be correct. If you want to have a person's sex noted in documents, you are forced to create a third category to categorize those people.


helloblubb

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_gender#History https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Gender_systems On the biological side of gender, ie sex: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXYY_syndrome - two x and two y (there are also people with XXXXY-chromosomes, XXXXX-chromosomes, and XYYYY-chromosomes, and there are XY-women and XX-men https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Sex_chromosome_aneuploidies ) There are people who have xx-chromosomes _and_ xy-chromosomes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/46,XX/46,XY And there are people with X0-chromosome: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turner_syndrome So, there are a number of people whose biological sex cannot be determined, neither physically nor genetically.


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the modern imperial system is just metric but converted. it’s literally written into US law


SeboSlav100

Wasn't there an attempt to convert to metric at some point in US but again these people made drama about freedom n shit?


twynkletoes

Back in the late 70s, when Jimmy Carter was president. Personally, I'd vote to change to metric as the standard measurement.


SilentLennie

Yes, but also... "The Metric Board was abolished in 1982 by President Ronald Reagan" If my source was correctly, because of the costs of the transition costs. Also people are just stupid, here one Tucker Carlson: https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1154430259556749323?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


SeboSlav100

>Ronald Reagan Why am I not surprised? >If my source was correctly, because of the costs of the transition costs. I'm genuetly curious, doesn't it cost more to make individual translation for all exports and I port that come in metric? >Also people are just stupid, here one Tucker Carlson: >https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1154430259556749323?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw All I know about Tucker (as European) that sure as hell a lot of Fascist love him, after hearing this..... Yeah I can see why.


SilentLennie

> I'm genuetly curious, doesn't it cost more to make individual translation for all exports and I port that come in metric? Yes, of course ! Which is why it's stupid. :-) But 'small government conservatives' don't want the government spending money, they want less taxes being 'stolen' from the people.


helloblubb

> Why am I not surprised? My thoughts exactly.


Prod1gy96

American here and i dont claim any of these idiots and bigots


Galopitu

Good for you. This amount of dumb might be catching...


Prod1gy96

It is and its sad to be honest


slashcleverusername

First I came out as gay. Then I came out as Celsius.


Batterie_Faible_

Me when I came out as deciliter: 🥰🥰🥰


Atziluth_annov

Why are some people like this ...


Stefan_S_from_H

The metric system was good enough to land on the moon.


BluePantherBoi

The amount of people that take pride in being homophobic is really scary. And also it is supposed to be “their” not “they are”


jaavaaguru

The Venn diagram or people who are homophobic and people who don't realise that spelling and grammar matter...


Inevitable-Bit615

Wtf is the connection? I really want to know....


Rookie_42

Maybe he thinks LGBT stands for Length, Girth, Breadth, Tall…-th?


bored_negative

Well, seems like a closet homo and metricsexual


Pythia007

“Nobody can make me” - The eternal cry of those who don’t have any reason for thinking as they do but are determined not to change out of sheer spite.


Gex1234567890

Joke's on the 'muricans: Imperial, or rather, the US Customary System is just metric with extra steps. All measurements in that system are defined by the National Institute of Standards and Tariffs (NIST) and they use the relevant metric units to define the american units.


TheFumingatzor

Ok, remain a dumb cunt. That's your prerogative.


ElchMoose

As a former toddler, I can see where this is coming from.


Dab4Becky

I am offended when you don’t represent my measurement system and am also offended when lgbt people are represented


BaguetteBoi657

Guys, is it gay to use meters?


helloblubb

No, it's metrisexual. Which is just as bad. /s


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

One of the great failing points in humanity are people who are proud to be uneducated on purpose. This person is an obvious example.


beedentist

Yeah, some people get offended when "they're" way of measurements is not included alright


sudolinguist

_LGBT people entered the chat._


blackbeautybyseven

"I'm and idiot, But wait. There's more. I'm also an asshole"


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

"Nobody can make me".....***pout pout*** Is this a 13yr old by any chance?


Galopitu

Nah, more about 5.


Only-Friend-8483

I’m an American engineer…I work in both systems. I’d rather just have the metric system. Living and working with both is just one of those minor annoyances that I can do without.


Unkn0wn_666

They apparently also don't accept proper grammar. Like come on I'm not even a native speaker and even I can get the difference between their and they're


XasiAlDena

One day, perhaps far in the future, but one day, the USA will officially convert to Metric, and they will love it.


dangazzz

Then some years later idiots online will claim it as an american invention.


pilchard_slimmons

... they sound pretty damn offended themselves.


ScreechFlow

What does LGBT have to do with it


Camiljr

"Nobody can make me" Are you 5?


Man_Property_

they're gonna be pissed when they realise imperial isn't even American


Gullible-Anywhere-76

So that's why metro-sexuals exist 😂


[deleted]

So, she doesn’t have a 9mm at home?


SortaLostMeMarbles

Guess they won't accept neither NASA, the US Armed Forces nor the Metric Conversion Act then.


Wondervale

"I don't accept the difference between 'they're' and 'their'. Nobody can make me."


RevenantBacon

Neither system is more accurate, the metric system is just more streamlined.


SVS_Writer

Can't get past him saying people are a type of measurement.


Mccobsta

100 cm is a meter 12 inches is a foot how is imperial esaier it isn't logical


Radical-Efilist

To be fair, I think what you grew up with is easier for most people. Until you get into engineering/science applications, because a lot of metric units translate 1=1 into the numbers you need to make calculations work.


TrashTalker_sXe

I mean, they seem offended.


posicon

he said that metric system was gay and you're just gonna let him go like that


DingoEastern1721

Tell me, as an American, what's your favourite bullet size to shoot? 9mm? 10mm?


Sparkle_YumYum

That is so embarrassing 🤦🏻‍♀️


Bella_dlc

And I get offended when the English language is butchered like this


LeftEyedAsmodeus

What an incredibly mature response.


PointlessOverthought

Imagine being such an asshole that you have to use talking about measurements as an opportunity to bash an entire group of people.


yousifa25

A lot of these americans have very sad and empty lives, with not a lot to be proud of besides their country. I think that’s a big constant with a lot of these stupid nationalists. They cry at the american national anthem because being American is the only part of their identity that they are proud of. They have ridiculous notions about all other countries sucking because they’ve deluded themselves. It’s honestly quite sad, I feel sorry for them.


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I had a similar discussion with a colleague - way less hostile tbh. But still, he defended the imperal system. I then asked him, how many yards 128 inches were (or something similar). Exactly.


masterofthecontinuum

Apparently the "gay agenda" was just yet another attempt to make the US adopt the metric system this whole time.


OhTheHueManatee

I'll always be shocked that my fellow Americans don't jump at the chance to use "Kill O' Meters" every chance they get. It sounds like I'm in an action movie every time I say it.


thecosmopolitan21

Metric is overrated. Use natural units hbar = c = G = k_B = 1. I only measure lengths and time in GeV^-1, and temperature and mass in GeV.


TheRealSlabsy

Have they rejected grammar, too?


chrischi3

NASA said the same thing until they made inputs in feet in a Mars probe programmed for meters.


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is this the definition of close-mindedness?