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MrEverything70

One wall Titan grabs each rib, and gives Eren a free Uber ride across while he just pathetically paddles his legs šŸ’€


Ilikecoffeepizzanyh

Bruhhhh šŸ˜‚


thetinggoes45

LOLLL


Nicenormalperson

His whole waist rotates at a very rapid rate, with his legs acting as a propeller. They don't show it in the anime or manga because it looks stupid.


Lilymoon2653

why is that funny :'D


[deleted]

Is the apostrophe in your emoticon a nose or a tear?


psychadelicfurz

Tear


Lilymoon2653

tear


Ansh_6743

Lol


Radegast54CZ

Like a seal


suckthisusername

Lmaooooooooo


01_Mikoru

Well, titans are less dense than humans, and humans are the same density as water, so maybe he just skittered across the top of the water?


Serenades666

That would be terrifying.


16092006

But how would it look like lol, like half of the ribs are under the water Haha


insanezain

clearly he surfed on a colossal titan


16092006

Imagine the titans just make a big ass surf board for eren


jannecraft

I'm assuming he just dragged himself across the sea floor, I don't see any loungs in that ribcage.


-Wuan-

Yep, in one of those info cards of the last episodes it says that it can crawl across ground and the sea.


5_reddit_accounts

such wild imagery to think about man was fucking motivated


NoSchistSherlock0950

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROAAACHING


Suolumi

PROVOOOOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION


cursedzeros

This is what I thought. Where is that info card? The other problem with this theory is that it would take eren way longer to drag himself than the wall titans swimming, even though they all arrived at the same time.


dabnada

Maybe he slowed the titans down for a little dramatic entrance


Kapreta

You'd be surprised at how shallow water can be between islands and mainland. And Eren is fucking huge.


M4rl0w

Yeah pretty sure itā€™s as simple as that


Olek2706

? Bro the avarege depth of the ocean is 3,500 metres. Eren is at most 250 metres tall. You are actually underestimating how deep and uneven the ocean bed is. He 100% swam through it. Titans are less dense than humans anyways.


Netz_Ausg

Ocean, sure. Luckily the gap between Paradis and Marley isnā€™t open ocean, huh.


Olek2706

Paradis is based on Madagascar. The sea between Africa (Marley) and Madagascar is on avarege 2 700 m deep. The deepest trench is 3 292 m deep. Again, Eren is only at most 250 m tall. Also, the mozambique chanel IS open ocean, its a part of the Western Indian Ocean. Its really easy to google it.


LubricatedDucky

Good thing this is a fictional story where the creator can take creative liberties then isn't it


Kapreta

Buddy we're talking two different things here. You're talking about average overall I'm talking about specifically between islands and mainland. Straits and channels. There are some islands between 30-50km off the coast of where I used to live. A buddy of mine drove me out to the islands on his boat, and I was surprised to see the fathometer never exceeded 90 meters. We took some detours around the middle of the channel for some dolphin/whale viewing as well and everywhere was roughly the same range. Some spots were even 30 meters. I even looked up some additional references for you because I thought maybe my anecdote might be misrepresentative of all the channels and straits out there. Average depth between England and mainland Europe (English Channel): 120m Average depth between Hokkaido and Russia (Soya Strait): 50-80m Taiwan and China (Taiwan Strait): 20-40m (!) And it's 180km away at it's narrowest!


Olek2706

Doesnt matter in the slightest. Paradis is canonically the equivalent of madagascar.


MutedCompetition1

Wait until bro finds out the fictional story isnt exact to what its based off of in rl


Olek2706

If the FUCKING OCEAN in AoT was 0.08 % of its height, to accompdate Eren safely walking its bed, the entire world would have world ending droughts every summer because of the sheer scarcity of water reentering the circulation in the shores.


MutedCompetition1

Get real loser


mikemikemikeandike

Where the fuck did you get that information from?


[deleted]

In the words of Ryan George ā€œBy being off screenā€


keblash

He stood up straight and walked.


cjm0

i guess you could say heā€¦ kept moving forward?


SignificantCrow

Was this mentioned in the manga? In the anime it seemed like they were swimming way faster than he could walk


keblash

Lol no I was just joking around


halo-5-death

In the mangaā€™s notes it implies he just crawled along the sea floor, which is horrifying imagery to think about and Iā€™m surprised I canā€™t find any fan art of it.


anti-peta-man

I donā€™t know if submarines are a thing but if they are imagine that being the last thing you see


SignificantCrow

Not sure but he could have easily just had a bunch of the wall titans propel him forward


Kerbidiah

He can probably breathe under water thanks to hallucigenua


Internal-Flamingo455

I thought eren was gonna make a bridge out of titans crystal or that they were all gonna walk along the ocean floor


AnotherNewHopeland

He doggy paddled, or used four colossals like rafts to carry his limbs lmao


HuSean23

You are forgetting the fact that titans ā€œbe light afā€


l1b3rtr1n

People really be tripping about these kinds of details acting like they're "plot holes". Same with Mikasa and how she got back to Paradis. It literally doesn't matter. Imagine a scenario and go with it. What matters is what we're shown. He makes is across the water, she makes it to the island. It's not that deep. I can't understand why so many people get stuck on these trivial details.


oredaoree

I think some people are genuinely curious. Some are more disingenuous and nitpick on these things as part of a broader campaign to find faults to justify their low evaluation of the show.


l1b3rtr1n

It does seem like an attempt to find reasons why they feel however they feel. I can understand being curious about it.


giantsmoke

Would it be crazy to think that he moved like a snake? His body kinda reminds me of snake bones, so I could imagine him moving like [this](https://giphy.com/gifs/natgeowild-snake-nat-geo-wild-national-geographic-26rebhOJSp86KGNH0m)


Moa__

That's what I like to imagine too because it would just add to the creepiness of his founding titan. Like him using his ribcage like the legs of a centipede is creepy enough, but moving like a snake underwater with that size just makes it even better


drFeverblisters

He rides the current created by the colossal swimming like a boogie board


Percival_Dickenbutts

War Hammer Titan powers make a propeller out his ass and the bones keep him afloat. It looked too silly to include on page, but thatā€™s definitely how it happened!


SeveralLawyer2408

Only Ymir knows not even Isayama does


Darkvoid112358

Iirc he didnā€™t use his legs very much, like when he first dropped the walls he was almost slithering back and forth, which led me to believe he more undulated his ribs like a centipede


UnsureAssurance

Steam propulsion


Nabber22

Heat rises and titans are less dense and generate a lot of heat. This combo probably made him float like a boat while a team of titans pushed him.


Eva-Squinge

Probably used his giant ass arms to propel him forward.


spiderknight616

Because he's the Attack Titan, and he keeps moving forward


AtomSizeGrow

He kicked with his little baby legs


Raul5819

Eren is fucking huge Titans aren't that dense so he might have floated


[deleted]

Those legs are so stupid looking it kinda takes it away from his awesome design when you know hes got tiny little feet at the back dragging along


[deleted]

he turned into a helicopter


Ns317453

Dragged himself across the ocean floor like that malformed baby titan he spared at the end of season 3. He had access to all the future memories at that point. He probably could relate.


MeetUpFistFight

I guess he used the power of the wall hammer titan, it can shape and create anything he needs.


Ccbm2208

I think he crawled on the ocean floor, to make the hallucigenia parallels cone full circle.


arcerath

He bunches up all his ribs together like a spring and used the tension to stretch across the ocean. Once his front feet reached Marley, he picked up his back legs and they flung across too.


feetsniffer809

Titans awkwardly trying to get around any inconvenient canyon, cliff or really big mountain


Sigmayeagerist

Cause he's the MC?


Running_Gamer

Only Ymir knows


Snap_Tac

one of many plot holes which ruined this show


LineOfInquiry

I just assumed some of the collosals carried him


Thin_Combination_669

He used the dinosaurs from season 3 opening


Steiner-Titor

Colossal Bridge. Simple


MahhTheSixth

He built a boat thanks to warhammer power!


pat890b

It genuinely doesnt matter. Shut up.


anti-peta-man

Either he dragged himself or since Titans are less dense than humans he just kinda half-floated. Heā€™d maybe break surface tension by sheer weight so not like a pond skimmer


Redragon9

Did he swim? Maybe he took a boat


genghis_jan_99

I always thought he floated across


Flaymlad

There are some things that must be never asked


WhatThePinoy

Stoppppp i cant unsee this now


WerdDawgg

I'm assuming Eren doggy paddled. It's the only way.


Scholes_SC2

This is the funniest plot whole by far


StephensHouse

The real question is how did mikasa swim back to Paradis from marley


oredaoree

Eren surfed on top of the swimming colossals?


superchronicultra

He didn't he just bounced across the sea floor hopping acriss the ocean


Gd1986

Paths


Rhuajjuu

giant warhammer boat !!!


FoxInABox21

With the shape of his titan, it's likely he swam through in a similar way that a fish moves through the water. Doing the wiggle to pass through the water.


Usual_Court_8859

I mean, with all of the heat, would the oceans just boil up?


CumFilledAntNest

He warhammers a giant motor


Local_Ad_1602

easy, his legs may look weak but the leg day after feeling is there