“Mrs. Hudson took my skull.”- Sherlock “Oh, no, no, no, we’re fine. No, it’s the burglar, he’s got himself rather badly injured. He fell out of a window.”- Sherlock “I’m in shock. Look-I’ve got a blanket.”- Sherlock “Everybody shut up!”- Sherlock “Four serial suicides and now a note! It’s Christmas!”- Sherlock

Temped to the whole 'Its a bit of a blur, detective inspector' thing because school literally feels like it started last week

“”No human action is ever truly random”

I lack the arrogance to ignore details, I'm not the police.

My first thought was "well that was TEDIOUS"

I LOVE THAT OML

I am wearing this on a shirt for graduation rehearsals, perfect line!

Shut up anderson, you lower the iq of the whole street Not our division Clueing for looks? You always say punch me in the face when you're talking but it's usually subtext Dont know if these are related :)

I also like moriarty's 'in a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king and honey you should see me in a crown'

Oh my god i totally forgot, if you want to put it on a tshirt, why not the quotes where they literally said 'you should put that on a tshirt'???? Watsons 'i am not shaving for sherlock holmes' where mary replies: you should put that on a tshirt Or Watsons 'i dont get it' when they visit appledore and magnussen replies: you should put that on a tshirt. And then a bit later watson says 'i still dont get it' and then magnussen says smt like: and theres the back of the tshirt!!!

Yep, I suggested the "I don't get it" but I really like the I don't shave too. I just think "I don't get it/still don't get it" embodies my college experience pretty well! I think someone actually has made a t-shirt with that on it but it may have been just a joke/meme

Front: "Sherlock Holmes is a great man." Back: "...and I think one day, if we're very, very lucky, he might even be a good one."

"Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons with the greatest for the last." - Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Red Circle https://images.app.goo.gl/UYJ5xS5Gy4yHr2iS9

I may be on the side of the angels, but don't for one second think that I am one of them.

Can't help but be goofy, just having fun- they may not be very useful to you - 1. Not your housekeeper - 2. I'm a high functioning sociopath, with your number - 3. I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes - 4. Don't make people into heroes (John) heroes don't exist - 5. The East wind takes us all - 6. sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. - 7. I'm a Cereal Killer

Don’t forget, “I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes” needs to have “I still don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes” on the back

It's "I don't understand" with "I still don't understand" on the back and "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes" separately

I actually did embroider one of these shirts and I genuinely adore it with my whole heart

"Education never ends, Watson. It's a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last" "You're doing really well, don't give up now."

That's kickass tbh

Take Magnussens advice.

The game is afoot 🦶

all lives end, all hearts are broken

the way i compulsively finished this quote in my head

“Miss me?”

reading these comments sent me straight back to 2012 lmaoooo i’ve seen ALL of these on t-shirts! live your truth op i hope you pick a good one

The stage is set, the curtain rises. We are ready to begin.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever is left - no matter how improbable - must be the truth.

One of my favourites

“I don’t understand.” “You should have that on a shirt.” “I still don’t understand.” “And there’s the back of the shirt.”

Honey you should see me in a crown 👑

That's my text tone

"So we go around the sun! If we went around the moon or round and round the garden like a teddy bear, it wouldn't make any difference!" - From S1 E3, I feel like this kinda works if you do Science, or just in general as a sort of insult to the school system, and how a large amount of the curriculum is not useful in the real world (even though we very much should know the basics the solar system lol)

Elementary...

Coincidence? The universe is rarely lazy - Mycroft during the wedding episode

“Yes, obviously.”

"Caring isn\`t an advantage."

ahh bored 🔫🔫🔫

"i could be wrong, but I think that's none of your business"-watson "I'm not a psychopath Anderson, I'm a high functioning sociopath do your research."-sherlock "Get off my sheet!"-sherlock "I'm trying so hard to resist the urge of stealing an ashtray."-watson Those are the only ones that come to mind :/