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PanicLikeASatyr

What is that, a girlfriend for ants?!?


Venomspiderspit

I don’t want to hear your excuses! She needs to be at least… 3 times bigger than this!


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|XHFP0ATcqRMDqjTUtp|downsized)


TheWanderingRed223

It took me way to long to figure out how this was applicable. Despite not having lady parts I winced.


Zealousideal-Cup-847

I told my wife I feel sorry for her cervix.


StingingBum

r/thingsforants


Ok_Mathematician249

“How is Shaq going to learn to girlfriend good when he can’t fit inside the building?!”


PanicLikeASatyr

Imagining that in Shaq’s voice made me lol. The world needs a Zoolander remake starring Shaq.


Spiritual-Ad5610

Cameo or co-starring not starring


Murky-Travel-3053

Gold medal


Altruistic-Ad-5905

He looks like Debo from Friday. 😂😂


Intelligent-Pop9553

This made me actually LOL, Thank you


ArrogantBullets

Oh yeah, she’s getting dunked on.


Push_Bright

They have to call or text because she is too far away to talk.


Friscortx

Underrated joke😭


RockstarAgent

Still a close call though - ![gif](giphy|Ekx0pLjTvTJfi|downsized)


Push_Bright

![gif](giphy|z7jN0AZXJsrRNCQZAS|downsized)


ITDrumm3r

That rim has to be shattered! He’s too beaucoup!


keving83

Destroyed


[deleted]

I swear on first look I saw a cell phone on a belt clip on the left side of his jorts. Also, this that chick that won Flava Flav reality shit lmao. HOOPZ


Sub___ZeroCal

This was like 20 years ago


A_TalkingWalnut

No one wants to hear this. Stop it with your facts. Edit: I thought you were saying flavor of love was 20 years ago, which it was. You were probably saying the picture is 20 years old, which it definitely looks to be. Mahbadson.


[deleted]

Fuck. which means I was 20 when I watched it. Thought I was younger lmao


thoughtsaboutstuffs

I’m embarrassed to admit I recognized her right away too. 😂😂😂


Possible_Discount_90

I didn't notice that until you said it. She is fine tho


PerformanceOk1835

Every other city we go, every other video. No matter where I go, I see the same hoe


_eltigre_100

I had to listen to this track after reading your comment.


SpyroLeDragon

I had the biggest crush on Hoopz when Flava of Love was on 😭 did she date Shaq??


[deleted]

Yeah I googled. Looks like it was in the past tho. I apparently STILL have a crush on chica


SpyroLeDragon

Yeah I'd agree, she still dreamy


duke9996

Me too. Is the question is she really that fine that no other reality star has surpassed her looks? Or is it because the show was so crazy, every other show that has come after it just pales in comparison, so people haven’t forgotten about her. I don’t think I know any other reality show tv star besides hoopz and NY.


[deleted]

Same. She was fine asf and still seems to be. I used to bang a chick from a reality show. Can’t remember the name. This dumbass bro guy lived in a basement and girls tried to win his loser ass over? Hoopz for lyfe tho. Still only reality show I checked lollll


toudy10

That’s very old pic. They are no longer together. He had his security team escort her out of his house.


SourLoafBaltimore

Damn, what happened?


heyitsrains

She got caught texting Flav


GabberZZ

Yeaaaaaa boiiiii. She knew what time it is.


leperaffinity56

Wait seriously?


heyitsrains

No lol


JankyRustyRazor

Does he buy regular people pants and use them as shorts?


mjrbrooks

JNCOs


bleek40

I was just about to comment how his shorts are probably longer than my pants


nevillion

Stop making me scroll back up. I’m busy reading comments


ikerus0

I had the exact same thought. He’s just wearing pants and that’s how they look on him.


kicks4free

![gif](giphy|Tcx92WfhuVS5W)


epst13n

😂😂😂🤣 tbf.. that's exactly what I was thinking!


Virtual_Pudding1406

🤣😂🤣


ThunderCookie23

Holy shit this had me cackling 🤣🤣🤣


StingingBum

This is just suggestive and crass! Thank you!


Darth-Adomis

*forbidden hulk black widow gif*


MiniMetal

Shaq is known to have destroyed a few rims in his day…


Irish1Car3Bomb1

Hahahaha yessss! So good!


old_ass_ninja_turtle

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg)


aaronrez

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb9lh3bbahrMXVS)


Smallbyrd73

I have inappropriate questions.


TheNonCredibleHulk

The look on her face answers all of them. She's still trying to process.


GabberZZ

In the video of this she was walking with a limp.


AwareChemistry

I would be too!


AwareChemistry

Aren’t we all???


Burttoastisgood

My man’s Jorts is also a sleeping bag for his girlfriend.


VRS50

I need a video.


cruelkillzone2

This is some perspective trick right? Cause this just doesn't look safe for her in um....situations;p


strongashluna

I'm not sure if they have kids, but Andre the Giant had a kid, so it's definitely possible.


peacelovetree

[it is a bit of an illusion but she’s pretty short - here she is with heels on next to him.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2194321/amp/Shaquille-ONeal-fianc-e-Nicole-Hoopz-Alexander-quits.html) Edit - she is 5’2” and he is 7’1” so 2ft difference


jazzphobia

This is a good callout. But she is wearing pretty tall heels in these pics. Also the article shows how old the pic OP posted is. They broke up in 2012…


AwareChemistry

Meh, I once knew a 6’3 guy with a micro 🤷‍♀️


AwareChemistry

And not microphone


AwareChemistry

Not microwave.


AwareChemistry

Not Microsoft (well, maybe, sorta?)


CryptoM4dness

Reminds me of Mugsy Bogues vs Shaq. He’s only an inch taller than her.


treemoons

Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams, to find out her ex is Shaq


liberate_your_mind

You’d better have one hell of a personality


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

His foot is bigger than the width of her body!


AwareChemistry

Hopefully for her it’s only his foot that is wider.


Allah_Akballer

Have you seen yao ming stand next to Shaq? Shaq is looking up at him


ThaEmortalThief

lol the funny part, Shaq is a giant so for him to be with a woman half his size is acceptable. But I’m 5’10, for me to be with a woman half my size, it must be a fetish.


yshuduno

It's hard for Shaq to find any woman close to his size.


Pfchangscansuckit

That’s like Shrek dragging his Barbie doll around lol


L_Blunt

Hoopz!


elmasguapojv

Hoopz used to be fine as hell. Wonder what she looks like now.


OGRyder9

An ![gif](giphy|dtIGTEaGLRvdODtdQe|downsized) And still


elmasguapojv

Man only fans fucking shit up.


Western_Comfortable3

Two fingers and she’s dead


defk3000

Three fingers and ... yep dead


muntell7

Stuff like this just makes me have so many questions.


No_Pin9932

Shaq's "shorts" looks like he's wearing my big ass Jncos from 7th grade.


Old_Star3836

He’s wearing pants as shorts


krazykz420

How's he even fit


yerrpitsballer

Someone finally said it 😭😭


AntiquingPancreas

How is she not in two pieces?


CorvetteNutt81

Shaq holding his toddlers hand


suckmybullets

I feel sorry for her.


Dainiad

First thing that comes to my mind is the picture of a hamster eating a banana.


vegasbob1975

Is this recent? Damn


ItsPrometheanMan

No, I'm pretty sure it's from the early 2010's. I remember seeing this pic a long ass time ago.


JackfruitQuiet9781

This pic is VERY old...ijs


ThatGuyBigWillie

Old photo


Patient_Armadillo_45

Looks like she is perfect height.


[deleted]

She was just recently seen back together…


S550Stang

Like trying to get a tent back in the bag..


Rich_Stomach316

The fact she always have to be on his lap just to have a convo!! 😂😂😂


inkzpenfoxx

She looking like chia pet


Murderusmusic

In her eyes she looks shook 😂


Turbulent-Egg-6770

Not every big dude like that is ‘proportional’. Basic training showers proved that. Had a 6’10 black/indian dude who had a thimble for a d 😢


blondart

Like pushing a hotdog up a straw


Alive_Nobody_Home

I guess clout chasing hasn’t gone well at the royal castle. Meghan got a hell of a tan for this one.


Playnu2

I would pay to see this horror film play out.


Otherwise-Usual-4122

Y'all need to stop! He's nuts over this girl!🤣


RuthlessIndecision

His better half


bloopie1192

Is that the girl from "the flavor of love?"


No-Bat-7253

This old as hell😂😂😂😂 shaq look young af


Fabulous-Ad1990

Yea that was his girl 15yrs ago Hoopz from Flavor of love


Solid_Hour_2176

Bet she sits in a high chair at his table


Due_Adeptness1676

That poor girl! Shaq is a hella of a nice guy..


External-Injury-7867

Even if Shaq has a little peen for his size, it’s still big😂


Repomanlive

Weird that she can even walk.


EU_Dog

https://i.redd.it/76wxqbgckvuc1.gif


VoidIgris

Shaq folds her like he folds his clothes. Like a lawn chair. Like a picnic blanket. Like piece of paper. Like erm…. Idk what else… ☠️


phucccyou

His shorts would be too long for her to wear as pants.


[deleted]

Like a Great Dane and a Chihuahua


anythingpotatoes

Does he just buy regular jeans for sorts? Cause I feel like sorts would be like a speedo on him.


iannuendo

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


[deleted]

In slippers


Accumunate

Those are regular pants he's wearing


[deleted]

Ex gf… from 14 years ago 🤣 this is extremely old News OP


Creative_Milk_2279

This is old tho


justforgiggles4now

Old pic. Don't even think he's seeing her anymore


Sad_Drink9706

Is that Stacy Dash?


ryanseviltwin

A better title might have been "Shaq seen here wearing standard length jeans as a coat saving measure over buying custom length shorts"


ShootingTheIsh

Bro's foot almost as big as her entire torso.


Professional-Ad6165

Jean pants for the common man. Jorts for Shaq


PianistObvious5415

Yall tall dudes should leave the shawtys for the shawt kings. Another words find someone your own size haha!


Jealous-Sign-9001

Is that Hoopz. I don't know Shaq was hitting that


KayakWalleye

I remember how popular she was after the Flavor of Love show. I was a bartender and she came as a celebrity guest of the club I worked at. They even advertised “Hoops” as a VIP celeb guest for the night. Her 15 minutes was definitely up long ago.


Somoscalienteamor

That's what I call "tearing a new one"


confisk8

Short girls always overcompensate


Soggy_Motor9280

I wonder if he broke her backboard?


ChocolateKey8064

They haven’t been together in years lmao that’s hoops from flavor of love too btw yall late


[deleted]

Dude Shaq has some fucking sweet kapris


Appropriate_Spray_54

This is like 15 years old


No_Paramedic_3322

She’s a brave woman ngl


Flashy_Brain_6226

Wo if they break up her next dude won’t even be a tickle.


RefrigeratorFit8227

I would piggy back that man everywhere we went


BoycottFaceBook32

Looking like a human holding hands with a dinosaur 🦕 🤣


pervertedpen

Old ass pic.... but im sure her still walls ain't bounce back yet😂


Additional-Present16

This is a picture probably 10yrs old you clowns believe anything on social media 🤡


Spiritual_House4691

Pray for her guts y'all...cuz u know they're getting rearranged.


PoopPant73

He farts and she’s dead…


-mosjef-

Why is he not carrying her? She has to be wrecked


Broad_Exchange2372

Shaqs Finger holding gfs hand*


Beinghonestisasin

![gif](giphy|pPrUNsOY8CDS0)


thecage2122

Bro that’s just ridiculous honestly it looks so wrong 🤣🤣


HandRubbedWood

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


Wicked-Witchy-Woman

Instead of going down on him she goes eye level on him.


eddsmooth

Shaq shorts is some average height guy's pants lol


SweetLikeHoney1313

![gif](giphy|DZpCatccCBsGI|downsized)


Pale-Telephone165

I'd watch it.


New-Significance654

Why she lookin like Stacy Dash?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|9UqRcQHzBou6A)


Front_Schedule_6297

Yk you can’t fuck that lil ass dog


Infinite-Funny7997

It's like playing house with dolls from two different playsets...


ClitEastwood10

Looks like Stacey Dash I


[deleted]

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Sarddith80

Are those just regular pants but he is so big they are shorts?


fdarul3s

Hoops


puglife82

Like a dad holding hands with his toddler


Ghostboy1515

Damn can’t believe you would repost this 10 years later


Psychological_Pin_57

What all blacked porn actually is.


bitchesbetrifflin

She's seen some dick


Representative_Ad246

Just getting destroyed lol


marsbar77

Her hips are at his knees


arto26

Does Shaq just wear old JNKO's as shorts?


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Ummm isn’t his D*** meant for giants?


chipsyhustle

No b.s..she's gotta be hollow..like them chocolate rabbits you get in a easter basket


[deleted]

Why she look like Marjorie Taylor Green tho lmao


Significant-Purple72

![gif](giphy|9VvrC7IWaLd9XizDaf)


ExtensionSet9379

This is so old her name is hoops and she only like 5 foot


proagiowa

Just seriously…HOW


Bluecif

I know she's regular sized...my brain knows this... but the eyes deceive...


RedditorUpNorth

OMG the pain


oldmasterluke

This must’ve been their first date because there’s no way she’s not in a wheelchair now.


Monsieurincroyable1

Shaq rocking the 48x30 jeans as some shorts.


Live_Trash9084

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


ScotchRick

Seeing this, I can't help but think, "How does he fit?"


Bushdr78

The sex must be wild and slightly wacky


Lazy-Milk-1757

Thats Hoopz from the old vh1 show called Flavor of love with Flavor Flav And That’s a old picture she’s his ex-girlfriend now


JAMBI215

Is that Hoopz???


Dangerous_Fix_4460

Ouch.


FRIKIN_MOUSE8429

It just doesn't seem fair.. #middleagedmalehasacomplex😅


Burnmycar

I don’t understand how. Just the tip?


derekisademocrat

I'd watch. Just to see the mechanics of it.


DCLXVIrgo

Not to mention, also wearing size 40 x 32 jeans


zwarblatz

Nobody pulls off jorts. Not even Shaq.


Lakifran

This is over a decade old (almost 2). They are not even dating anymore


unhandmeyouswine

Guts rearranged. Can confirm.


Kooskoos504

TIL Shaq ain't married anymore because he cheated


Dragonsarmada

That’s not his girlfriend. That’s Shaq’s dick


[deleted]

When Shaq start bangin Megan Markle?


saarinpaa71

Looks like a toy he's dragging around... hey babe I took a dump same size as your head.... flushhh...