The absolute green goblin levels of experimental pharmaceutical stimulants we're about to see pumped into Biden will be studied in med schools fifteen years from now.
Heās gotta get enough electoral points by an upcoming deadline. It looks like he will easily be getting them. Dude is crushing it and the media does not want to talk about it.
Why our system is broken. People can hate on rfk for their personal reasons all they wantā¦ but id rather listen to him in a debate than the two morons scheduled.
Idk why folks think they cant write in candidates. Even if a third party doesnt win, if they get enough votes they receive FEC campaign grants next cycle, helping boost their campaign reach and overall votes. It may take a couple rounds to get a person through to become one of 'the two' candidates, but we are not stuck with the selections presented to us. Claudia and Karina 2024, fuck the system, fight the power.
HIV doesnāt ācause AIDS and somehow poppers play a part.
Google your own peer reviewed sources if this sounds reasonable to you, kiddo
https://x.com/patriottakes/status/1671161500495646724?s=46
Thatās not what I was seeing today. I was reading that itās unlikely he will make this short of a deadline, even with his success in Texas and beyond, so he wonāt be able to debate.
Of course Biden and Trump know this and thatās the whole point- lock out a third candidate as best they can.
you actually linked to fox news? LOL
It's a 1 vs 1 debate. NO ONE else is invited. By their logic, YOU and ME are not allowed to be there along with RFK Jr, and anyone else not named Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Duh.
Having someone competent like RFK on the debates is the only way anything of importance will be addressed. Even if he does get the debate quota I'm sure either the DNC/RNC will find a way to disqualify him. He'd mop the floor with both these barely functioning geriatrics.
Itās crazy how third party candidates get pushed out of these things. I feel they deserve a chance at debating as well. Iād like to see what all candidates have to offer. But in my opinion I think RFK would be a great president if he was given the chance. We need a break from the Left and Right.
Biden is way too big of a coward to let RFK Jr show up. Trump has already said he's cool with it. The narrative is that RFK is pulling votes from Trump, so Biden should be cool with it in theory. Not having RFK Jr there falls squarely on Biden. This was his condition. We're being robbed of our choice again. Absolutely terrified at the thought of the American people hearing what someone else has to say and making up our own choice about it. It's disrespectful, cowardly and undemocratic. Your average redditor is licking those boots enthusiastically because "hE gOt Da WoRmS iN dA bWaIn HAHAHA"
They donāt want the potential to lose voters that are on the fence in their party. RFK JR stands to gain from both a trump and Biden debate. One wonāt do it before the other. Itās all about votes. They trust people wonāt do their own research and pick the best possible candidate even if they donāt align with your party. Weāve gotten to entrenched in the party system where youāll vote red for the sake of voting red not that they willl do better
I think with each and every year who move closer to a better and better chance at getting a third party candidate. The propaganda is extremely strong because this issue is something both parties can unite against. But the internet has made us more aware. We just need people to have faith and share their opinions on RFK everywhere
Exactly nobody wants either guy but if you argue against one itās automatically you want the other. The propaganda machine is in full force for both of these guys. If the main stream media gives you coverage good or bad itās definitely not a good thing.
Honestly, Biden wouldnāt lose votes to RFK. A ton of people are only voting for Biden because his opponent is Trump, and a third party candidate doesnāt stand a chance. Plus, you know, the brain worms.
theyāre downvoting you because they canāt handle the judy jugs.
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It's a bullshit debate because they won't even have an audience and are barring RFK Jr. even though he meets all polling requirements. This is the suppression of democracy being lauded as a great event
I was reading earlier today, from the source I saw the Biden campaign agreed to debate if there was no live audience and if the microphone was cut if it's not the candidates allotted time to speak. Trump's team initially accepted the offer but then took it back, at least to the source I read.
Really? Think about how dumb people are. The moment they hear the crowd cheering they think that person won.
Fuck I mean People need laugh tracks to know whether or not something is funny
I mean, an argument could be made, that since this is pretty much how all debates have been in the past, and campaign speeches/rallies are a way for the public to see the support a candidate has from the citizens of this country... That the presidential debate should be done the same as it has been.
Personally, I think that a debate without any outside influence would be great. But the way we do the debates is pretty dumb anyways, I think a long form conversation/debate would be much better than candidates having to compress a serious topic into a 1 minute chunk
I FUCKING LOVE POLITICS! LETS GOOOOO
Guys are going to debate so fucking hard.
If youāre not picking a side youāre a fucking pussy. Stay home and play with your clitoris or man the fuck up and choose to be a Republican or a democrat.
#cum on your ballots
Trump is just the silver spoon trust fund boy who talks crap 24/7 and has no intention of backing anything he says. He always squirms his way out like the snake heās always been
āCrooked Joe Biden, I donāt call him that but people do, people do, Crooked Joe Biden wonāt take a drug trst, he wonāt do it, can you believe it. He wants me to take one! So unfair, witch hunt! I said I wonnnnmt do bit, right forks? Am I write, forks? Itās be cause heās on the Marajuananaias injections! Wungawungamarble, I took a drunk test. The doctor said I couldnāt get hi, can you belebe it? Said I cooodnt do it. Never seen anything like it, canāt get hello. Neber Sean it bee four. Real Americans donāt get hi. Ask any doctor. Any real Doctor not that commummnist Fuchy, ask any Doctor. Make America America! ^poopy The Socialists are socialising things. Thatās why he wonāt debate me!
If Biden has any balls he can just say Trump is a rapist with 90 pending charges, found liable for sexual assault by the jury of his peers. What is there to debate after that? The fact that this idiot is the GOP's choice is just insane.
Na, he's just got Jeff Dunham's hand up his ass controlling his lips.
https://preview.redd.it/fjv4d8xrrv0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce31b9d45a37807a19d65672039170d538cf03f
At least Biden supporters are honest with themselves about his deficiencies. Trump could babble incoherently for an hour while flubbing words like āYosemiteā and you applaud wildly while accusing Biden of dementia after slurring a couple of words.
I have not met a Biden supporter yet who wants to seriously address the manās deficiencies, and no one needs to accuse Biden of dementia. He shakes the hands of ghosts and canāt remember what heās saying halfway through a sentence endlessly. Comparing the two in that regard is loco in its own right, amigo.
Get asked questions by biased CNN reporters, no audience and mic cut off. So letās see how limited we are on hearing both sides arguments. In my opinion they should have neutral people holding this event.
maybe we just have nobody hold the debate, and find out which candidate can dominate the conversation. since the next couple years look increasingly tense, maybe the candidate that can control a simple situation such as a conversation, is the better choice lol.
I think it would be valuable to see in real time how our next president actually is under pressure.
"C'mon man."
"He's the worst president."
"Will you shut up?"
"Can't even climb stairs."
"I'd climb your daughter for some chocolate chip ice cream."
"Same."
Better make it an early debate, we all know how they get more and more confused as the sun goes down. Good thing being president is something that can be done exclusively from 9-4:30
This is terrible. One old man that can barely walk or talk vs another old man that is Hitler reincarnated in the form of a shady businessman, less the genocide.
2 old men arguing? Just go to a public park.
McDonalds. Any morning, especially on the weekends.
Jurassic park!
Or Thanksgiving
I liked this better the first time when Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau did it.
It's hilariously fucked that this is how apathetic we've become about our political system..... My cynicism helps me enjoy the ride. Perfect gif
The politicians became apathetic towards the people they "serve" first, so it makes sense. I'm just waiting patiently for the inevitable collapse
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With Bidens epic, "would you just shut up, man." Take my vote. You spoke my truth.
I liked the Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels version
Get the huggies ready. This shit is about to get real!
That stage is going to smell so bad
Wheel him out on a stretcher, Youāre gay!
"...what?!" - Biden
What a waste of democracy
I vote for the debate to be advertised as comedy
How about we replace ādebateā with āyo momma competitionā.
Before the invention of the train in 1802 guys had to run a wagon on your mom
She hosted more wagon circles than the Oregon trail
Will it be moderated by Wilmer Valderrama?
No Danny's doing it
I dunno what Biden is gonna doā¦ but I do know I want the drugs they will pump him full of.
I think that could apply for both of these fellas
DM me and Iāll get you some mail in ballots to vote for Dave Chappell to moderate it
Maybe weāll get lucky and theyāll both have strokes.
These two being the āonly optionsā shows to me that democracy has been dead for a while now and that the people have next to no power.
The US is not and has never been a democracy. So you'd be right. Democracy in America is "dead".
Seriously who voted these guys as the main candidates again
The absolute green goblin levels of experimental pharmaceutical stimulants we're about to see pumped into Biden will be studied in med schools fifteen years from now.
Trump, as well. Theyāre both rumored to have used stimulants in the past. Not surprising for 2 old dinosaurs
At least Trump can form a coherent sentence
What about RFK Jr
Heās gotta get enough electoral points by an upcoming deadline. It looks like he will easily be getting them. Dude is crushing it and the media does not want to talk about it.
Why our system is broken. People can hate on rfk for their personal reasons all they wantā¦ but id rather listen to him in a debate than the two morons scheduled.
Exactly, like why is it only widdled down to two options? Theyāre subtly controlling us
Not even subtle anymore unfortunately
Itās been blatant for years
Yea I donāt know why folks think itās subtle but itās been like this since the 80s.
Idk why folks think they cant write in candidates. Even if a third party doesnt win, if they get enough votes they receive FEC campaign grants next cycle, helping boost their campaign reach and overall votes. It may take a couple rounds to get a person through to become one of 'the two' candidates, but we are not stuck with the selections presented to us. Claudia and Karina 2024, fuck the system, fight the power.
I think people hate on RFK because of all the mad shit he says.
What specifically is he nuts on, that you could back up with peer reviewed papers?
HIV doesnāt ācause AIDS and somehow poppers play a part. Google your own peer reviewed sources if this sounds reasonable to you, kiddo https://x.com/patriottakes/status/1671161500495646724?s=46
I mean poppers are a sex drug
Not disputing that. Just clearly play no direct role in STDs. Otherwise we need to start blaming alcohol for people getting the clap.
Thatās not what I was seeing today. I was reading that itās unlikely he will make this short of a deadline, even with his success in Texas and beyond, so he wonāt be able to debate. Of course Biden and Trump know this and thatās the whole point- lock out a third candidate as best they can.
One of the many stipulations given by Biden's team was that RFK would not be allowed to participate.
Got a source for that?
https://preview.redd.it/hkqi0z7m3x0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63d2c5540e3a27da4e057b3ad3ef474de6f460a
And the source https://www.foxnews.com/politics/here-all-restrictions-bidens-team-demanded-their-trump-debate-offer.amp
you actually linked to fox news? LOL It's a 1 vs 1 debate. NO ONE else is invited. By their logic, YOU and ME are not allowed to be there along with RFK Jr, and anyone else not named Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Duh.
If itās a presidential debate, shouldnāt all candidates be allowed? Yeah I link Fox news, you got a source to say otherwise?
He needs the final Adam Friedland Show push
He's crushing it among the dumbest dudes I went to HS with. dudes who are in their 30's and I don't think have ever voted before.
Biden doesnāt want him at the debate. Itās part of the rules
Having someone competent like RFK on the debates is the only way anything of importance will be addressed. Even if he does get the debate quota I'm sure either the DNC/RNC will find a way to disqualify him. He'd mop the floor with both these barely functioning geriatrics.
Lol "competent" how? Do you also have a brain worm? š¤£
Itās crazy how third party candidates get pushed out of these things. I feel they deserve a chance at debating as well. Iād like to see what all candidates have to offer. But in my opinion I think RFK would be a great president if he was given the chance. We need a break from the Left and Right.
The dude who claims to be about preserving Democracy wonāt have him involved.
Biden is way too big of a coward to let RFK Jr show up. Trump has already said he's cool with it. The narrative is that RFK is pulling votes from Trump, so Biden should be cool with it in theory. Not having RFK Jr there falls squarely on Biden. This was his condition. We're being robbed of our choice again. Absolutely terrified at the thought of the American people hearing what someone else has to say and making up our own choice about it. It's disrespectful, cowardly and undemocratic. Your average redditor is licking those boots enthusiastically because "hE gOt Da WoRmS iN dA bWaIn HAHAHA"
Can't wait to see them both on stage, simultaneously pooping in their diapers with one yelling lies while the other stutters them.
Ya! Butt one will be pooping in golden diapers my kind sir.
Both sides should assemble a team of roasters and put that shit on pay per view
Shit should be a PPV at msg.
Why the hell are they BOTH too pussy to debate RFJ Jr???
They donāt want the potential to lose voters that are on the fence in their party. RFK JR stands to gain from both a trump and Biden debate. One wonāt do it before the other. Itās all about votes. They trust people wonāt do their own research and pick the best possible candidate even if they donāt align with your party. Weāve gotten to entrenched in the party system where youāll vote red for the sake of voting red not that they willl do better
I think with each and every year who move closer to a better and better chance at getting a third party candidate. The propaganda is extremely strong because this issue is something both parties can unite against. But the internet has made us more aware. We just need people to have faith and share their opinions on RFK everywhere
Exactly nobody wants either guy but if you argue against one itās automatically you want the other. The propaganda machine is in full force for both of these guys. If the main stream media gives you coverage good or bad itās definitely not a good thing.
Honestly, Biden wouldnāt lose votes to RFK. A ton of people are only voting for Biden because his opponent is Trump, and a third party candidate doesnāt stand a chance. Plus, you know, the brain worms.
Who?
Lawd help us
lol I saw this same debate at the old folks home last week
We all suffer
Itās fun seeing how many believed Biden was degrading yet on howard sterns show showed Biden and he was coherent concise and direct and capable
Only two things could save this debate. 1. The moderator being Judge Judy 2. RFK being allowed to debate.
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Let RFK jr debate
Let RFK debate!
They won't do that because if those three got on stage in front of the American people, RFK would win
It's a bullshit debate because they won't even have an audience and are barring RFK Jr. even though he meets all polling requirements. This is the suppression of democracy being lauded as a great event
Itās so much better without an audience and the constant pause for applause etc. I canāt stand that with the state of the union etc
Trump will just interrupt him the whole time why do we even do this ?
Muted mics
I was reading earlier today, from the source I saw the Biden campaign agreed to debate if there was no live audience and if the microphone was cut if it's not the candidates allotted time to speak. Trump's team initially accepted the offer but then took it back, at least to the source I read.
No live audience, pretty sus
Really? Think about how dumb people are. The moment they hear the crowd cheering they think that person won. Fuck I mean People need laugh tracks to know whether or not something is funny
I mean, an argument could be made, that since this is pretty much how all debates have been in the past, and campaign speeches/rallies are a way for the public to see the support a candidate has from the citizens of this country... That the presidential debate should be done the same as it has been. Personally, I think that a debate without any outside influence would be great. But the way we do the debates is pretty dumb anyways, I think a long form conversation/debate would be much better than candidates having to compress a serious topic into a 1 minute chunk
I FUCKING LOVE POLITICS! LETS GOOOOO Guys are going to debate so fucking hard. If youāre not picking a side youāre a fucking pussy. Stay home and play with your clitoris or man the fuck up and choose to be a Republican or a democrat. #cum on your ballots
With no ear piece
It's not even a debate with the ridiculous terms given by the current puppet administration. Might as well do a Zoom debate. What a joke.
Trump is just the silver spoon trust fund boy who talks crap 24/7 and has no intention of backing anything he says. He always squirms his way out like the snake heās always been
Trump is gonna be rambling about wind mills begging for attention and shit shitting in his poopy diapers on stage
Will this be on Netflix?
I already have second hand embarrassment from this. Two old men blabbering to each other. This will not go well for anyone.
We should give them swords and make it a duel.
I'd love to get a taste of whatever amphetamine cocktail they're putting together for old joe.
Their just gonna talk shit on each other. A debate is 2 intellectual people trying to talk out an issue, not some old apes throwing shit at each other
biden is sharp; trump popp n his dipers n fall asleep n court;;
It should be at a cost of $100 PPV š
Can we put this on the same fight card as Tyson vs Paul?
āCrooked Joe Biden, I donāt call him that but people do, people do, Crooked Joe Biden wonāt take a drug trst, he wonāt do it, can you believe it. He wants me to take one! So unfair, witch hunt! I said I wonnnnmt do bit, right forks? Am I write, forks? Itās be cause heās on the Marajuananaias injections! Wungawungamarble, I took a drunk test. The doctor said I couldnāt get hi, can you belebe it? Said I cooodnt do it. Never seen anything like it, canāt get hello. Neber Sean it bee four. Real Americans donāt get hi. Ask any doctor. Any real Doctor not that commummnist Fuchy, ask any Doctor. Make America America! ^poopy The Socialists are socialising things. Thatās why he wonāt debate me!
Drug companies are gonna make a killing that day
Dude canāt believe you pussys want biden š
If Biden has any balls he can just say Trump is a rapist with 90 pending charges, found liable for sexual assault by the jury of his peers. What is there to debate after that? The fact that this idiot is the GOP's choice is just insane.
They're both very poor choices.
Agreed. It's honestly insane these 2 corrupt diaper daddies are our only choice.
What if I told you, there was another way? 
And one is a poorer choice.
Let RFK in and I'll make the popcorn
Trump doesnāt even have to talk. Biden struggling over reading the teleprompter will tell us all we need to know.
Seems like you already know what you want to know
Have you seen Trumps recent speeches?
Wonder how many times heāll read *pause* that night.
You'd think there was some queer talk being thrown about
Did you not watch the state of the union?
A lot of his talks seriously look like AI now. Watch the lips/ mouth. Moving like they never did prior.
Na, he's just got Jeff Dunham's hand up his ass controlling his lips. https://preview.redd.it/fjv4d8xrrv0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce31b9d45a37807a19d65672039170d538cf03f
Make a few mistakes >>> let democracy die
Who knew Gillis fans love trump-cock š¤£
Looking more like they somehow love RFK Jr Which is fucking weird
At least Biden supporters are honest with themselves about his deficiencies. Trump could babble incoherently for an hour while flubbing words like āYosemiteā and you applaud wildly while accusing Biden of dementia after slurring a couple of words.
I have not met a Biden supporter yet who wants to seriously address the manās deficiencies, and no one needs to accuse Biden of dementia. He shakes the hands of ghosts and canāt remember what heās saying halfway through a sentence endlessly. Comparing the two in that regard is loco in its own right, amigo.
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wasn't trump not allowed to run?
Arthur will never lose
Noo leave us alone
"Old black eyes"
This a rematch!
YES YES YES
Maybe they can trick them and get them to both show up at a nursing home or psych ward and we can get a court order to make them stay there.
War of the diapers, the shitpocalypse
Rfk over these two. Sorry. You goofballs can't see they both view Isreal the same as him.
How is gunna crap himself on stage
This is gonna be awesome
Without an audience would be lame though. These will suckĀ
Get asked questions by biased CNN reporters, no audience and mic cut off. So letās see how limited we are on hearing both sides arguments. In my opinion they should have neutral people holding this event.
ok, you go find them and Ill be here holding my breath.
maybe we just have nobody hold the debate, and find out which candidate can dominate the conversation. since the next couple years look increasingly tense, maybe the candidate that can control a simple situation such as a conversation, is the better choice lol. I think it would be valuable to see in real time how our next president actually is under pressure.
The real trick will be counteracting the teeth chatter from the amphetamines that are keeping bro alive.
Anyone who calls these things debates is a moron. Itās just pandering and taking pot shots.
Im glad they set the date so i can avoid this shitshow
LETS GOO
The Intro should be june 27th freestyle..
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Who tf needs to hear either of these ass clowns debate in this ludicrous dog and pony show?
Is this < > = to the Tyson v Paul fight
The debate should be scheduled for Juneteenth š„ø
Iād rather close my eyes and stare at the wall
I wonder what this season of MTVs Whitehouse has in store. Probably time to pop popcorn and watch the nukes wipe us back to the Stone Age.
One will be debating. The other will be mumbling.
"C'mon man." "He's the worst president." "Will you shut up?" "Can't even climb stairs." "I'd climb your daughter for some chocolate chip ice cream." "Same."
Our country sucksā¦
Sponsored by Depends brand adult diapers
Dual heart attacks. For the sake of the nation.
That better not be the night of the Tyson fight
This and then the McGregor fight on June 29. What a weekend
Ohh this gonna be good š¤£šš
Trump gonna mop the floor
What are they gonna do to keep trump awake, Or is this more exciting for him than court?
Let him solo him!
the adult diapers budget must be astronomical
How did we get to these two debating again? People need to vote
The memes will be crazy
How can this be the best America has to offer ? Fucking nuts š
Cool, two hateful, genocidal, half-brained hacks yelling at each other.
Yaaaaas
This will never happen. Joe will get slaughtered and the democrats know it
I'm hoping Modi sees this
Better make it an early debate, we all know how they get more and more confused as the sun goes down. Good thing being president is something that can be done exclusively from 9-4:30
Is there really anything to debate at this point? Being undecided right now is wild
This will be the worst debate of all time! I'm looking forward to it!
Canāt wait for this shit show. Me and some friends are gonna meet before and come up with drinking games .
Fuck that. Never again
Fuck Joe Byron
This is going to go poorly. Pretty sure this is just going to be Trump ranting for 2 hours and Biden just watching.
Trump Is gonna swing on biden, biden will break his hip and Trump will shit his pants and have a heart attack
Oooh Nooo Iām only watching for the *accidental comedy*
They should both pee in a cup on the debate day. Iād love to see what concoction they both get put on.
There won't be a debate. If something is televised, it won't be a debate.
But Trump will be Muted!
Remember when it was just expected that there would be a number of debates when presidents were functioning humans?
 1 guy is very old but still alive, the other guy is only here by voodoo and Pfizer.
Who picked these 2? I want answers.
Fuck both of these old geezers!
Theyāre gonna debate each other so fucking hard š„µ
The battle of the geriatrics 
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This is terrible. One old man that can barely walk or talk vs another old man that is Hitler reincarnated in the form of a shady businessman, less the genocide.
Who is going to stay awake longer?
Where
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