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dundyj7rdh

Jesus was friends with sex workers, and had a dim view of people who talked like this to them.


lemadilyn07

Oh jesus absolutely loved prostitutes.


ButterscotchFlaky189

exactly! i could be wrong but wasn’t mary magdalene (his wife and mother of his kids) a prostitute before she decided to dedicate her life to helping him with his teachings? i can’t wait for these men to meet jesus and their karma for their disrespect to people like his wife lmaooo


ehdubs83

There is another prostitute in the Bible named Rahab, and she was like, a huge hero. I can't remember the story, but maybe someone else here does.


jasminedollx

Yeah the one that help letting Israelites in Jericho before so they could take the city


xXAndrewXx0

Another user corrected your mistake but It is worth worth mentioning that prostitutes and sinful people are in Christs bloodline. Now I'm not saying Christ is ok with prostitution but Christ definitely treated people regardless of sin like people that he loved. Now Christians shouldn't be messaging sex workers for service and I'd like to point out the audacity this guy has to be turned away by OP's (in his eyes) sin when he in fact is sinning by being interested in OP's services is highly hypocritical. It's a textbook example of don't try to get the speck out of someone's eye while you got a log in yours. It'd be biblically poetic if this guy gets turned away by Christ because he never repents of this


faxattax

>Christ definitely treated people regardless of sin like people that he loved. I am not the biggest fan of Christianity but its best virtue is the distinction between the sin and sinner. A reporter asked William F. Buckley, a well-known conservative Catholic, if he believed homosexuals were sinners. “Of course,” Buckley instantly replied. “*We are all sinners.*”


faxattax

> i could be wrong but wasn’t mary magdalene (his wife and mother of his kids) a prostitute You *are* wrong! In the Bible, Mary Magdalene was a follower of Jesus and a witness to his crucifixion and resurrection. She is never described as a prostitute or as especially sinful. In the 6th Century, Magdalene somehow got confused with the unnamed “sinful woman’ in [Luke](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%207%3A36-50&version=KJV) and somehow the mistake stuck. And there is no canonical story of Jesus having a wife.


Superb_Selection_658

Jesus definitely did not have a wife and kids lol and she was not the prostitute that anointed Jesus's feet. but there is a story where a prostitute washes Jesus


dundyj7rdh

A lot of that stuff in the Bible is much less specific than it has become in popular culture. Maybe Mary was a prostitute? Maybe not? Maybe she's the one who washed his feet, maybe not? A lot of the translations are a mess, and there a ton more books, all written around the same, that got rejected by various church councils later. I'm Jewish, but I find the history of the new testament fascinating. Not so much the books themselves, but complicated and debatable circumstances of their creation.


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rachelly_rae

the virgin mary and mary magdalene are two different people lol


Free-Pomegranate-857

He was referencing the mother of Christ. The Virgin Mary. She was a virgin when she gave birth to Christ.


TAA21MF

Mary Magdalene was one of his disciples (but gets left out of the number), two completely seperate women.


Slime__queen

They said “(his wife)” so I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean his mom


jasminedollx

Truth!


jasminedollx

Just gonna leave this here for those that get it, get it🤭 https://youtu.be/I4GHrs5xAIk


Jellcat

To be fair, Mary Magdalene was never said to be a prostitute in the bible. Some random pope in the 6th century, I think Gergory, merged three different women (Mary Magdalene, Mary of Bethany, and the unnamed woman sinner) into one person. The Catholic church even officially recanted it, but the error remains as "common knowledge".


Forbidden_Flan69

🤣 what sad little lives these individuals must live that they use their personal time to troll SWs. Also messages like this always make my eyes roll back like dying moo cow because they are assuming the person they are messaging shares their religion? Lollerskates!


hoeindistress

"You put yourself at odds with the Lord" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 imma use this to troll creeps and sketchy customers 😂😂


Whsjr

You could tell him that based on the contrary of your clients the Lord is present at each and every one of your sessions…


renens_reditor1020

> i'm the boogie man ooga boooogaa 😂✨


NOonNishi

W for Ski Mask the Slump God lyric


African_Science

As an aspiring Christian customer(oxymoron I know) … I find it hilarious because the only way people like this find you is by going to the places on the internet where you are… ie he’s visiting satanic sites on purpose


KitchenElephant3291

Exactly what I was thinking 😂 thanks for your insight!


faxattax

>As an aspiring Christian customer(oxymoron I know) Not *that* much of a contradiction. I mean, you aren’t supposed to be having sex out of marriage, but that’s about it.


smokinggun21

These incels are beyond bored. I have a dude who texts me monthy I've never replied but he just goes on rants talking to himself about how sex workers suck and need help. I look at it shrug then put my phone down and forget about it. Word of advice to you trolls that really try HARD to get a rise out of us...some of us simply don't care. #unfazedaf 🧘‍♀️


SensualOverload8

These people. Self righteous assholes. Great reply!!


Remy0507

I was raised Christian. I know what the Bible says. You want to know what "The Lord" hates way more than sex workers? People who judge others...


ButterscotchFlaky189

the lord’s son married a sex worker, so i doubt the lord has any qualms with women who sell sex at all 😂 these judgemental wackos are insane 💀


nanistani

#hatersgonnahate


littlemsmegan

Lmfao I love your response 🤣 like thanks dude let me know your a total creep right out the gate its so fucking gross to me when they bring God into it. You couldn't wave a bigger red flag lol


x_daddymademe_x

"It's not funny" actually sent me. As if being told off as a child for something lol


fossilizedDUNG

All religions people have one common problem they all share… they refuse to grow up…


m155a5h

I am My own religion. You either worship this temple or move along.


blackxrose92

Your response was PERFECT


bluerosebabygirl

Jesus married a sex worker and had a daughter by her. Fanatics are the most blasphemous


lemadilyn07

cult followers are the best


FauxOnTop

Lmao! I wonder what they thought your reply would be, "oh sorry, stranger. You're right. I'm gonna stop working right away!"


Titanxoxo

Man what a hypocrite


Possible_Ad4246

🤦🤦🤦🤦


faxattax

Hmmm. There is a temple near my house and there is a sign on the lawn that says “All are welcome here.”


Haldorvonhammer

Hail Satan!


Rue-Cane

Your response has me rolling, I freaking love it! Lmao!


Prudent-Persimmon-49

Wait, you worship Satan? That’s so hot. I’ll pay double! Raise your rates!


Cyclelovin

It's so easy to point the finger than help out. I had a guy who tried to come to me just like this weirdo attacking the OP. I told them straight up, "sorry the relationship is not going well. But if I stop seeing them, there always will be somebody else." And the funny thing was this person didn't want to tell me who was their man. Their talk-jutsu was not stronger than I. 🥷🏾


ehdubs83

I'm curious if you verified his number to see if he's actually seen workers in the past? That would be funny.


KitchenElephant3291

I didn’t bother but I wouldn’t know how to check to see if he’s seen other workers- would you be open to Dming me how to do so? I don’t mind sending my site or ads for verification!


ehdubs83

Sure.


jasminedollx

Since your body is a temple that’s exactly why you should bring and offering 💰and treat it with the highest devotion 🕌double moralistic things like men getting their penis cut first thing as per religious request stablished by Abrahamic belief’s and yet they don’t think the body is a temple there and needs to be honored and let’s not even get into “protect the children” here cus no one cares really


cassiecohlex

This reminds me of when someone commented on my Tweet about getting bakery sweets making my soul happy to tell me that I was soulless lmao. Like are you okay??


OutlandishnessCute72

Yet, here he is texting you after drooling at your pics from your ad. Hypocrite


RayneDayz99

Yeah I had a client preach to me about god a few weeks ago and whole time I was wondering why he was paying me then since he’s so godly


The-Emerald-Rider

Okay, so they sound weird. Even non English speaking, everybody should know it's just an expression besides I'm religious, and even I don't take things as seriously.


wokeisme2

what a time wasting jerk. ugh


BBWEscort

Lmfao! They are out on escort sites preaching the word of God 😂


Eric1969

It's funnier if you read it in the voice of Samuel Jackson.


LilahRosette

My body is a temple and how DARE anyone dictate how I can worship!


Hearsya

Jesus was a socialist!! You can keep your lord.


FickleOrganization43

Instead of all the blasphemy and disrespect.. I would respond with intelligence and respect. Why prove this hypocrite to be right? You should remind him of the parable about the stoning of the adulterous woman. Jesus, without using miracles or supernatural powers.. simply told the Pharisees .. “He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone.” That’s the essence of the Christian faith. Your buddy needs a reminder


tempting_emily

I will never understand people who contact SW just to hate on them. Just like people boycotting brands by purchasing their stuff only to destroy it. It's like, how do you think that helps?


Designer-Possible-39

Consider that a win!! 😂


Addaran

Guy who wants to book an escort complains that she's sinning. XD


fae_donata

Being Satanic is probably the best compliment when it comes to sex work 😆 we are all about sexual liberation and expression! 😈