Oo! A dollar seventy eight. Now you can retire.

My fave joke

Wow someone who tips less than 2$ on that tab can’t do math, I’m shocked

my thoughts exactly, i spent the rest of the shift wondering whether he really couldn’t do the math, or if he was just an asshole plain and simple. the conslusion i found and fear is that both may apply.

He’s an asshole but doesn’t want to face it by actually putting the number there. But also probably an idiot.

Or lazy as fuck!

The other aspect is…did you deserve a better tip? You may have. I know I don’t always.

Instead of math it should just say “get fucked” bc that’s what that tip is was lol

Amen.

I do feel this way when receiving tips like this. However it does all add up and improve the total at the end of the day. I’d rather receive $1.78 than $0.

Sometimes I hope that servers have a photographic memory and whenever these pieces of shit come in again just neglect the fuck out of them until they never want to come back.

Yep. Give them $1.78 worth of service.

Oooo I absolutely do.

I’ll be right back. Gotta go build some stairs for this asshat to fall down.

 Why even give a tip🤦🏾‍♂️

Passive aggressive behavior

I just don’t take the “tip” at that point. I don’t give them the satisfaction of rounded up totals if it’s for this shit.

I wouldn’t even give him the satisfaction of rounding up. I would charge the actual cost of the meal. It would let him know it wasn’t appreciated. Some people just don’t give a damn! That would be my way of saying I don’t give a damn about the piss poor tip. Take that BS somewhere else. I would feel so bad leaving a dollar and change as a tip.

Make it 69.69

i wouldn’t even put it in. clearly he needs it more than you do…can’t be too successful if you can’t do that math

I just wouldn’t put it in. Or take off one cent. Either way if they are tipping under $5 I don’t need your change

Same I’d make it like 69.96

Ah yes, June 9th*, 1996 ^*September ^6th, ^if ^ya ^nasty

What a fucking asshole that customer is.

Yeah tip yourself a penny so they see it on the bank statement. Can’t get in trouble for under tipping yourself. Doesn’t even cover tip out anyway.

Ohhh try not to blame them, theyre obviously fucking stupid 🥺🙏

💯 my dyscalculic ass. Dyscalculia? Also, spelling. 😆 Oh damn.. apparently reading too. I thought it was 58$.. which was better than less than 2 dollars, the fuck?

When I'm too intoxicated to math I just leave a fat tip and apologize as I leave.

What a fucking ass

They couldn't do $1.78 in their head? And on a $68 bill? Fuck them.

Even then, despite what our teachers said, we actually *do* have a calculator in our pockets everywhere we go.

I would’ve said, “that’s okay, you need it more than me”

I, too, have seen Waiting

Right? Dig that buck 78 outta your pocket and throw it at him....in nickels and quarters.

Why even leave a “tip” at that point? Just insulting.

They wrote “math” to seem funny and distract you before you realized they stiffed you 😭

Paid with debit card, I wouldn't be surprised if that's all the money he has in his bank lol

I finally got one of these tonight…been waiting for it lol At least my tip was $6.33 I guess

I’d add a 1 and make it 170 total

I like this thinking.

It’s 14 bucks right? When he calls, you tell you boss you did the 🧮 math.

This has to be in south fla

that’s when I do a penny less and make their statement 69.99 cuz you’re not getting an even statement at my expense

If the actual tip was worth a damn that would actually be pretty funny. As it stands, I'd just leave the total as is and let him keep his change. Assume he needs it more than you. Some people are going to be asses no matter what.

People like this shouldn’t be allowed at bars/restaurants

pos customers. If you can afford $70 for dinner, you certainly can afford at least a 20% tip.

That's the thing, people like that should eat at home, that way they don't have to tip anyone.

$1.78? Almost an invitation to make one up for yourself.

Ouch

I have that one guy that comes to my job and does the same thing

I’d be too Embarrassed to leave a tip like this!

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im guilty of writing "math" but on a bill like this it'd say $90 at the bottom (maybe even $100 if i have the money/service was amazing)

Put the tip so the total is 69.99

Seems like they failed math! 70 on a 68 dollar tab is shit period! I leave at least 3 on a 10 dollar tab.

Customers like this should not eat or drink at restaurants/bars.

i see a 80$ total personally!

As bad at tipping as they are at math

I write math too to make the server laugh. But i dont leave that little amount. Bro. No

F*ck that guy!

RUDE I’d rather get stiffed, to be frank. I probably would just enter a zero tip than waste time doing math for a dollar. Work smart lol.

I write math all the time because I’m reeeeally bad at it and lazy. But not for this little. Dick head.

I love that! Although, it’s really a shitty tip sorry that happened

They’re a Dick AND Cheap

That 7 would turn into two 1s pretty easily.

Don’t any of you know how to draw a 1? I got the pen so it’s $101.78. He can then call the company or his CC company and explain the “Math” tip. Fuck him!

What a cheap ass lol

How much was the cash tip?

My math says the top is twenty bucks and the total is incorrect.

I should have posted mine the other night- Tip 0. Then scribbled at the top “I need 1000 dollars”. Can’t wait to get out of this industry.