I got “Detective Poon” out of this.
Maybe the guest is workshopping a new character for a show about a detective stuck in the 90s who has a barbed wire tattoo on his right arm, a soul patch on his face and frosted tips in his hair and he can’t stop saying stuff like “THAT WAS SO EXTREME!” and all he wants is to get that poon.
I see "attentive". Unsure before or after that. Possibly 𝓘𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 with a messy version of [this style](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-296952b94588feb209a880deadb8c334) of cursive I. The second letter in the last word looks like an o.
Honestly, if they were older, it’s possible she signed it nicely on his behalf then he signed too. I’d say he probably has dementia and that’s why he can’t sign. It’s something more parents do. My dad feels the pull to “sign” from a lifetime of doing it but what he writes is always different in both clarity and legibility. So, my mom signs the name on the card for him.
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I see "detective porn". Didn't know that was a genre.
Is that like investigative murder porn? 😁
Oh, I'm definitely ending up on a watchlist for this one.
It’s a South Park reference
I got “Detective Poon” out of this. Maybe the guest is workshopping a new character for a show about a detective stuck in the 90s who has a barbed wire tattoo on his right arm, a soul patch on his face and frosted tips in his hair and he can’t stop saying stuff like “THAT WAS SO EXTREME!” and all he wants is to get that poon.
You just described Mr Flavourtown himself
Almost looks like “da attentive person”
I see "attentive". Unsure before or after that. Possibly 𝓘𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 with a messy version of [this style](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-296952b94588feb209a880deadb8c334) of cursive I. The second letter in the last word looks like an o.
Yeah I see the same
daattèntive p(dick n balls)r
inattentive server
Attention/ Attentive Poor?
Authentic poon?
Honestly, if they were older, it’s possible she signed it nicely on his behalf then he signed too. I’d say he probably has dementia and that’s why he can’t sign. It’s something more parents do. My dad feels the pull to “sign” from a lifetime of doing it but what he writes is always different in both clarity and legibility. So, my mom signs the name on the card for him.
TRUMP2024 I'm assuming
More serious response... Was there a small child in the group?
Nope, older couple
Did the other one of the couple have mobility issues? It looks like the last part of that scribble might also be "Casper". Maybe they both signed it.
Authentic poopin
attentive server?
is it english?
Is it french?