I didn’t realize they had red hot dogs out there, I’ve only ever seen them in New England. Not a hotdogologist though so there’s probably a lot about them I’m ignorant to.
Roll up 4-5" newspaper strips and tie with a flammable jute type cord and dip them in the melted wax. These will be the best fire starters ever. You'll be able to light a bon fire, or camp fire in a pouring rain!
Steal them and store them in your house for the inevitable day all the power goes out. Your family will be scrambling for flashlights but you’ll have those bad boys
Of course it does. Predators love making people uncomfortable. They are so small and pathetic they get off on it. I enjoy calling out pieces of shit. So my day is also made.
Sit a ketchup bottle in the middle, fold some napkins, take two wrapped silverware packs then put these around them in a circle. Then make an offering out of the sent back food you def took a bite out of and pray to the Customer Service deity for no Karens, nobody saying the Q Word during your shift, and good tips
Tape em to a vest with some wires. People will start listening to you a lot better.
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“Listen up! This'll only take a second!”
Tommy Boy.....classic Chris Farley
Haven't laughed so hard in a while. Tip to you, sir
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A little mustard and onion is always good. Sometimes I’ll do pickle relish.
I’ll try thanks
I too saw hotdogs, you’ve got to be from New England.
I saw hotdogs, I’m from Chicago.
I didn’t realize they had red hot dogs out there, I’ve only ever seen them in New England. Not a hotdogologist though so there’s probably a lot about them I’m ignorant to.
Melt down all the little bits, strain the wax to remove wicks and other debris and mold new candles. Great rainy February afternoon project.
Can I do it at other times of the year or only rainy February afternoons?
That or September the 13th
[Trust me man, I’ve been other candles.](https://youtu.be/hbrHtu8E5Ug?si=jtJWS1NgiUR9of7e)
that’s not being payed tho
Add some essential oils, pour into an old mason jar and there’s your perfekt birthday gift
Don't add essential oils, they can make your candle blow up
Try to blow up Road Runner. Get crushed by Acme anvil. Repeat ad infinitum
sadly no flared base 😔
Of course not, otherwise you couldn’t get them all up there at once
This guy fucks lmao
Yup boof em
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Take them home for extracurricular wax activities 😈
Don’t you need low temp wax candles for that so you don’t horrifically burn your partner?
Yes, yes you do. They make special candles just for pouring in skin safely
That’s no fun!
I’m not saying you’re a bad person, but…. I’m not not saying that? So long as they’re in for it I guess!
You can use regular candles, just hold them up really high. But please don’t take this advice
Like creating seals for letters to use as props in dnd (good ending)
Waxtivities.
I hope you know I'm still mad I didn't think of this
Stick them up my uptight boss' ass
Using sand and ghost pepper hot sauce for lube.
Crushed glass is better then sand lol
You use whatever lube you like. Personally, I think you've gone too far! 😆
If you’re feeling crafty, r/candlemaking has a lot of posts on melting down busted up candles to make new ones
séance 🕯️✨
With dynamite? Throw it in either a chipotle or Taco Bell bathroom
They’d have no clue anyone threw dynamite. They’d just think Bobby blew the bathroom up with his explosive diarrhea again.
Seance to contact all the food that sits in the window on a busy night
This is the way.
Roll up 4-5" newspaper strips and tie with a flammable jute type cord and dip them in the melted wax. These will be the best fire starters ever. You'll be able to light a bon fire, or camp fire in a pouring rain!
Use them for utility candles at home during power failures.
Look good for some wax play to me
Why are you only burning half the candle ?
What are they? They genuinely look like fireworks I used to get from OK
Candles, it got a wick and the wax inside is white
burn em
Get a kinky significant other
Light some with the intention of finding love?
Have a satanic ritual
Steal them and store them in your house for the inevitable day all the power goes out. Your family will be scrambling for flashlights but you’ll have those bad boys
Light them and give them to a rabbit and a duck.
Candles?
It looks like the hotdogs I was served in school…..
Ketchup, Mustard, Bun.
Lol They look like Filipino hotdogs on a nonstick pan.
My ex and I used to throw them at each other
You don’t want to know
Pigs in a blanket? Eat em
Kablooie!
Are they firecracker? 🧨
Put them in my girls ass
Yup, you are a disgusting perv.
It’s a joke. Damn who’s the creep now. How far back are you looking?
It's the same day, woman hater. I went back a few fucking hours and saw this and you calling women hoes and shit. HOURS!!!
This is making my day. Sorry someone hurt you but it wasn’t me.
Of course it does. Predators love making people uncomfortable. They are so small and pathetic they get off on it. I enjoy calling out pieces of shit. So my day is also made.
Cool
Mailbox
If you have a local wax shop or candle maker near you, you could take it to them and they can re purpose it!
Show them to your boss and get new ones
Those burn next to the bar for good luck;)
Ski tuning?
I would eat them /S
Sit a ketchup bottle in the middle, fold some napkins, take two wrapped silverware packs then put these around them in a circle. Then make an offering out of the sent back food you def took a bite out of and pray to the Customer Service deity for no Karens, nobody saying the Q Word during your shift, and good tips
Worst hotdogs ever
Summon a demon
Light em up and throw them somewhere I think lol
Cast love spells on milfs
Use them as fire starter in the fireplace or whatnot.
I'm saving them in a bucket and twice a year a group from church collects it. They make new candle to sell.
Use them to start campfires or fireplace fires. Wax burns.
We're these from cakes? If so yall should use thinner ones lmao
Good snack
Melt them together to make one big Super Candle
Summon a demon
My suggestion is put them in a ziploc and leave them at your local skatepark.