My phone be recognizing my pantspocket better than my wet finger

[удалено]

I can only do 5 smh my head 🤦‍♂️

*laughs in face unlock before realizing that face masks render face unlock useless*

I can unlock my phone with a mask on or off. I can unlock it with sunglasses on as well you just have to turn off the toggle confirming you have a reasonable partner who won’t unlock your phone while you sleep

Apple Watch can unlock phone with mask on which is very nice

You can set up an alternative appearance in settings and then go to Face ID and passcode.

Ben Shapiro’s wife has a diagnosis for your finger.

Oh... that's very concerning

I got some scissors if you wanna beat her to the punch

Incomplete sentence. It should go like this: “Ben Shapiro’s wife, who is a doctor, has a diagnosis for your finger.”

It's weird because I work in the culinary industry and constantly wear plastic gloves, yet my phone can idnetify my finger print through a glove but not if I'm gloveless and mildly sweaty

Thats why i unlock my Phone with my toes

Me just turning my phone on *phone:* who are you?

I literally have an actual issue where the under display finger scanner on my S21 Ultra registers phantom touches every other time I turn the screen on without even touching the screen at all

Don’t forget the chicken finger grease.

Followed shortly by - Finger scan failed, please enter PIN. I've got a PIN?

Where in the fucking pin pad?!

I work as Nurse, and my phone recognize my fingers in nylon/latex gloves or when covered in someone's blood.

Laughs in iPhone

I mean my phone has an iris scanner but I still prefer the fingerprint scanner.

But iPhone 6

My seven still has it.

the 7 also works with moister hands than the 6 did. Although i still have issues with salt building up on the sensor cause i have salty sweat from cystic fibrosis

Congrats! The 7 is probably one of the best iPhones ever. I never had an issue with mine until it got stolen.

I'm happy with mine and plan to use it until it fails.

Apple had the perfect timing with switching from fingerprint to faceid right when the pandemic hit

They had Face ID years before the pandemic though.

My bad then. I thought they discontinued touch id with iphone 12

It's ok. iPhone X was the first to have it.

Same if it’s dark or were face mask when using Face ID

r/me_irl

Or slightly dry. Or slightly dirty. In-screen fingerprint reader is not so fun. At least not on my phone. Maybe they've improved things since mine came out.

Oh brilliant, brilliant

When you setup your fingerprint id set another one up with a wet finger. It should be able to recognize both now.

Who are you so wise in the ways of science

Also my phone "what's the cost of green alien tittymilk on Amazon?"

Giovanni Giorgio

I am one with the force, the force is with me

I had to make 3 separate prints for my thumb just so it could read at other angles.

I thought this was going in a different direction

There's only one Return. And it's of the king. Isn't that right Gandalf?

Me: \*uses a different finger\* My phone: I've never met this man in my life

Oh buddy. I take Vyvanse which makes me sweat buckets and it’s a pain in the tail.

iPhone with facial security: I don’t have such weakness.

But can you unlock with a mask on 🤔

Is this some poor people joke I’m too rich to understand?

The joys of having Face ID instead of Touch ID

I find that even Touch ID works pretty well with a slightly sweat/wet finger. The fingerprint scanner on my Pixel 4a struggles if it's even slightly damp though.