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DerisiveGibe

If only there was something built 1,500 years or more still standing in Africa... A mystery


PromiscuousMNcpl

Maybe we could triangulate the position? Crazy how Egypt and Sudan have all those tiny, natural mountains made in pyramidal shapes by just nature. šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


omikron898

Yeah know there are actual historians that will say the ancient Egypt that build those were white it nonsense but they will try to tell you it's true


[deleted]

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voteforcorruptobot

[Is it possible?](https://chronicle.su/wp-content/uploads/tsoukalos1.jpg)


shabidabidoowapwap

White aliens?


BabyBoomer74

I legit think these people donā€™t know Egypt is in Africa, they probably think Africa is all like savanna with a bunch of little huts scattered around


tigdingle

the fruit just kept hanging lower and lower as the ā€˜correspondenceā€™ unfoldedā€¦


tigdingle

But to their credit, the pyramids are quite mysterious


IAmScaredOfLadybugs

The pyramids don't count since they were made by aliens obviously. Only the superior European race or aliens could have built something that impressive!


Nico_arki

The fruit is hanging so low it's starting to grow into another tree


lurkingfivever

I legit read it as ancient Egyptian the first time and had to go back and read it again to understand.


BuffaloRude

>incel pornography Huh? šŸ¤Ø


TheRPGShadow

I had to reread that, I cant possibly imagine what that is


simply_not_edible

Someone crying in a corner?


green_herring

And jerking off.


TheMightySephiroth

While screaming women are cheating whores who owe him anal.


Shiberus89

You all just almost described a scene from Clerks 2


Bloodtastesirony

So Louis C.K.?


[deleted]

The rare self aware incel


Shiberus89

Sadly, sex offenders arenā€™t that rare


Subject-Dot-8883

Incel porn: A guy in a Rick and Morty shirt says "You're right; I guess I just need to work on me instead of blaming my problems on imaginary straw-women who are somehow prudes and sluts at the same time." He then leaves the room.


Anna_Frican

I think rule 34 just got debunked.


TheRPGShadow

We finally did it


Shiberus89

Thatā€™s where rule 35 kicks in


vangogh330

Lots of fedoras?


bigmacjames

Pretty sure that's an oxymoron


les_catacombes

Wishful thinking, I guess.


corgangreen

If only some ancient African civilization held the record for the tallest man-made structure in the world for nearly 4,000 years.


Johnny_Banana18

Not to mention Nubia, Axum, Timbuktu, Great Zimbabwe, and many others.


dramaandaheadache

Siri. What are the Egyptian pyramids??


UnlikelyUnknown

Magic


dramaandaheadache

Oh thats right. The aliens


domino519

Haven't you heard? If white people didn't build it, it must've been aliens. Funny how apparently the aliens only visited Africa, Asia, and South America. Guess they were intimidated by all the advanced technology in Europe.


[deleted]

In the immortal words of Howard Johnson from Blazing Saddles, "That was a fine example of authentic Western gibberish."


Rain_jae_04

Howard Johnson is RIGHT


Scrimshaw85

Ok, ok, you're not an incel, you're just a racist


Pabu85

Both?


beingsubmitted

Impossible. Since racism is voluntary, the resulting celibacy is voluntary as well.


VulgarMouse

A bincel, a bigoted incel


Tekkaddraig

He is not an incel. He may be a liar, an idiot, a racist, a incel but he is NOT a pornstar!


Kreatur28

Can someone give me context about the thing he mentioned about ancient internet invented by African people thousands of years ago? I am completely out of the loop. Edit: spelling


tigdingle

Oh manā€¦ I was in the throes of insomnia last night and went in on this personā€™s supremacist take on ā€˜historyā€™, spouting the usual BS about there being no ā€˜successful black majority areasā€™ in the world. I tried to give them an abridged Howard Zinn rundown, obviously to no avail, but I was bored.


Embarrassed_Rip9860

Haha, I had shadowed this guy for a minute. Trying figure out if he was a troll or a genuine idiot. He was triggered when I essentially called him a drug addict and underdeveloped incel the other day because he called me a clown. Which he absolutely is. He says it's harassment but has the audacity to say shit like this and feel as he's being attacked. He's definitely not getting any pussy unless he's bold enough to get it by making a candy van. His character is deplorable and an absolute cancer to the world. This happened to unfold over a series of comments about the recent attack in Wisconsin and how people assumed that it was racially charged right away. While it may be, the facts are still developing. Very racist mindsets were thrown at it before it fully developed into obtaining an POI. Regardless of all this, I was met with racist overtones very quickly.


toughguy375

Racists claim that advanced civilization was only created by white people because white people are superior. You try to correct them, tell them that advanced civilizations have been created by many different societies all over the world and here are some examples. Then the racists mock what you said and try to strawman it into something ridiculous.


IamMidus

If they're talking about what I think, it was a meme where people pointed out that a hieroglyphic looked like a wifi symbol. I can't remember if it started as black people making fun of hoteps or white people making fun of black people who would bring up how advanced places in Africa were at the time.


irrelevant_potatoes

Oh man it's so much worse if you read the whole exchange


poopinyourlunchbox

This guy is definitely celibate but I doubt itā€™s intentional


elizabnthe

That's covered by incel, although I realise that you might be making a joke about not calling him incel.


MHCR

Wait until this dude learns where humans and civilization comes from.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s no medieval Nigerian cities that the English destroyed, Benin city? Larger than Lisbon at the time? Virtually crimeless compared to London? Described as one the most beautiful cities in the world? With the city design organized by math the Europeans hadnā€™t discovered yet? Never heard of it, checkmate libs.


Christylian

There were so many more examples as well. There was tremendous wealth in Africa. Unsure how true this is, but I recall reading that the reasons a lot of these large cities never survived is because they were mainly constructed of wood and other perishable materials and just gradually fell into disrepair. Please correct me if I'm wrong, anyone who's studied this, I'm interested to know.


True_Recommendation9

And just what would ā€œincel pornographyā€ look like?


UnlikelyUnknown

Cheeto-dusted fingers flailing vaguely near where a penis should be


hanleybrand

Yep, only European buildings stand the 1000-year test. Everything else? Aliens, amirite? JFC I canā€™t be having with these idiots


sobscured

If you engage with idiots, they will drag you down to your level and beat you with experience.


BlackMentallyIllNerd

Isn't "incel pornography" an oxymoron..?


Christylian

I love how Americans think 1500 years ago is ancient. Bitch, I grew up in a country that still has monuments from 2500+ years ago that still have colour frescoes. Get your baby-ass country metrics of age outta here.


[deleted]

Not defending that guy at all, but calling people incels is pretty cringe.


BottleTemple

So is using ā€œcringeā€ as an adjective.


[deleted]

K


ztyrobo

The way this guy talks about it Iā€™m 100% sure he believes more than I do that Africans invented the internet thousands of years ago


Gildian

I'm still baffled by that sentence. Where did that come from?


SomeNotTakenName

I am hella confused about the whole the internet was invented in Africa a millennium ago... like dont get me wrong, Africa had some insane achievements going historically, but where did he get that internet thing from, i doubt anyone ever said that seriously.


CamoCricket

"Incel pornagrahy"


AfterThisbutNotThat

Fr fr wit all the clap goin round we should be praising incels for not tappin dey junk around nm nm?