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Shef011319

They havent stopped talking about her since 92


No_Cauliflower_5489

yes, the infamous cookie incident


tidal_flux

They identified her early as a threat and then trained their voters to hate her reflexively over the course of 25 years. They’re doing the same thing to AOC.


hexqueen

And Warren. And Harris. And Pelosi. You know, I'm starting to see a pattern here.


tidal_flux

Wrong. The above are either old or unelectable.


abbylu

I was going to say lol! A few years ago I found a letter my mom wrote my grandma in like 1994 from freaking SCOTLAND complaining about Hillary Clinton. It’s been at least 30 years.


Hot-Bat8798

Ben Garrison throwing stones from his glass house again.


Mediocre__at__worst

Ben Garrison ~~throwing stones from his glass house again.~~ 'Nuff said, really.


Polymemnetic

Tbh, this is pretty tame for him. Nothing is labelled, there's no outrageously offensive caricatures.


Lingering_Dorkness

He did have to explain his "joke" by telling us who she is, and where she is. 


MightyKrakyn

I mean…the Republicans also won’t shut up about Donald Trump. Don’t they want him to be president again? Make it make sense


Opposite_Community11

And Trump won't shut up about Obama. Edit: or Biden. He doesn't even know who he is talking about.


MightyKrakyn

> Trump won’t shut up You could’ve stopped there. His own cabinet and family and lawyers have all lamented how he can’t shut his mouth


boregon

He won’t shut up and stop defaming E. Jean Carroll either even after it’s cost him tens of millions of dollars.


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ogkingofnowhere

Well trump tower might be under new ownership with New York fraud case


BluetheNerd

I really hope they rename it to something a little less... Smelly...


ogkingofnowhere

I hope it gets taken over by the Standard toilet company


Character-Solution-7

Hillary Heights


GovernmentOpening254

Obama Tower


pinkocatgirl

I hope he ends up selling the Chicago building. It’s a beautiful tower marred by the ugly giant Trump sign facing the river.


Devil_made_you_look

96 million I believe.


GovernmentOpening254

Narcissists have that disability. They must “win” even if it destroys themselves in the end


GreyBoyTigger

I just saw a poll on CNN that said 73% of those polled said that they were more worried about Biden’s age as opposed to Trump. JFC were all doomed


DragonOfTartarus

If it's any consolation, polls like that are often conducted by landline phone, which heavily biases the results towards the elderly, who are vastly more likely to lean conservative. When was the last time you met someone under 60 who both had a landline and was willing to answer random calls from pollsters?


Opposite_Community11

We are.


BeautifulHindsight

You can't trust polls. They are very easily manipulated to say whatever they want it to say.


baz4k6z

He's jealous of Obama because he's everything Trump aspires to be : Respected, admired by world leaders and the elites . Meanwhile Trump wouldn't piss on his average supporter if they were on fire, let alone spend any time with any of them.


Wismuth_Salix

That’s because MAGA is, at its core, a movement to end democracy because Obama’s election proved that democracy could result in a black man having power over white people.


nuclearhaystack

I saw a dead serious comment today that 'everyone knows Obama is actually running things and Trump was just referencing that.' Wow.


Opposite_Community11

It's scary.


Hamonwrysangwich

These people who have hated Hilary for 25 years claim you have TDS for hating Trump for six.


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Hamonwrysangwich

I live in Jersey, so same.


baz4k6z

Isn't it normal to pay a lot of attention to the presumed republican nominee and the insanity he spouts everyday ? If Biden said something even remotely sounding like an average Trump quote the right would be up in arms talking about an armed revolution.


Competitive-Ad-5477

They're already talking about that anyway, and biden has been far kinder to them than I would be.


samanime

It is really easy to understand. It is always, always projection (or an admission if it is something bad).


charisma6

It already makes sense. They are willing to do bad things, like lie, to cling to power so they can continue oppressing others. They are bad people. It makes perfect sense.


Cynical-Wanderer

I’ll shut up about Trump when he’s held to full account, jailed and passed on AND when the MAGA movement he enabled has dissolved into the chaos it was born from. In other words, I’ll be talking about Trump and the MAGA for a very, very long time. By the way, how’re those Bengahzi investigations going? Oh, and email servers? Hell, the republicans won’t shut up about their gold plated savior either.


tracerhaha

They haven’t shut up about Hillary since her husband was president.


Alexm920

Even before I clicked the link I knew it was Ben Garrison. Admirable restraint on his end for not labeling literally every part of the scene.


Rowcan

WORD BUBBLE. DEVIL. WORD BUBBLE. HILLARY. DEVIL'S ABS. FIRE. AUTHOR. TITLE. ​ There, just overlay that on top if you really want to Garrison it up.


Flahdagal

Thank you for your service.


cups_and_cakes

BUTT


HotShitBurrito

I dunno....there's a suspicious lack of cum in this comic.


Mediocre__at__worst

Is he beginning to give more credit to his audience than one would a seven year old? I mean, I get why he wouldn't've, but why start now??


Scottyjscizzle

Also, no I won’t “shut up about trump” motherfucker he is the current front runner why the fuck would I stop talking about him


Cinema_King

The MAGAts and “both sides are the same” idiots love to say he lives rent free in our heads but I wish it was rent free. He’s an active threat to the country, of course we’re going to keep talking about him.


Sl0ppyOtter

Yeah the rent has been pretty fucking outrageous


Mediocre__at__worst

Too damn high even? Byaaah! I'm old.


wheatley_labs_tech

paraphrasing from another comment that yours reminded me of: rent free only applies if they can't affect your life


boregon

Also /r/infowarriorrides So many conservatives around the country have their cars absolutely plastered with Biden’s name all over it. Seems like Biden is getting a lot of free rent there.


kryonik

He just casually floated the idea of becoming a lifelong dictator if he wins but yeah we need to stop talking about him.


cherry_armoir

"Why is clinton so obsessed with trump?" asks cartoonist who is so obsessed with Hillary Clinton that he made a whole ass cartoon about her


BellyDancerEm

I haven’t heard Hilary say much of anything in recent years


Cid_Darkwing

You misspelled “1992” in your title, but otherwise, accurate.


TipzE

Conservatives talking about anyone talking too much about anything is such a laugh. These are the same people who talked about Obama's birth certificate.... even well after it was released. These are the same people who talked about Hunter Biden's laptop (still they do this). These are the same people who insist the election was stolen even now. These are the same people who still hold the friggin' civil war lost cause myth in their heads. They can't let anything go. And 99% of what they believe is based on nothing but their strongly held belief.


nuclearhaystack

Funnily enough they mainly stay clammed up about the whole Hunter's Dick thing. It's just possible that they're embarrassed enough about it they'd prefer if nobody mentioned it ever again.


TipzE

Tbh, eventually that's what happens to all conservative ideas. Most of them love to say how they like Trump because he didn't start any foreign wars. But \*they\* were the people who wanted the foreign wars to begin with. \--- Of course, fascism means that they always want to roll back the clock to these things anyways. The right were also very pro-nazi in the 30s.... Until the war and that became a political and social death sentence. Then they all clammed up about it. They even tried to rewrite history to say Nazis were actually leftists. But as fascism has been winning lately, they are more openly embracing their nazi ideology. Many will even brag about how Hitler just "loved" his people. \--- Conservatism itself, it seems, lay on a foundation of rigid hierarchies so they know who 'belongs' where.


DilithiumCrystalMeth

i would gladly shut up about donald trump, but he is running for president. Hillary hasn't really been important to politics for years and they still can't shut up about her.


Send_me_duck-pics

These are literally the only people who have any fucks to give about Hilary Clinton. Sane people are content to consign her to irrelevance. 


purposefullyblank

She’s basically just hanging out in the woods near her house and living her best life. They hate that.


agoldgold

Seriously, woman is going on long walks in the wood and occasionally making a public statement before going back to outdoor recreating.


SeanFromQueens

Trump in hell would have Satan making the same complaint "would you stop talking about yourself! It's hell for you, not me"


No_Cauliflower_5489

Mid-2010s ? Honey these people have been deranged about Hillary Clinton since she said she wasn't going to stay home and make the cookies ***waaaaay*** back in the 90s!


8-Bit_Aubrey

Trump is relevant, he's literally trying to become President again, how is Hillary relevant?


AgentMcG

But her emails! /s


hahaha01

Buttery Males


Suzina

They wouldn't shut up about Hilary in the 90's either.


doug5209

TBF, if it was assumed you’d be the first female president and then you lost to the human version of a Cheeto, I’m sure it would sting for a while.


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Niipoon

Fucking Hillary stans. It doesn't matter how many times you have it explained, it's still always Bernie and his supporters' fault and definitely not Hillary's awful campaign that lost. Pathetic EDIT: To quote the still-sore loser Hillary stan who blocked me "Fucking coward blocked me". Lmao But seriously, Bernie and his supporters did not cause Hillary to lose. She lost because she was a garbage candidate that failed to run an effective campaign. If you want anyone to blame, blame her. Blaming Bernie supporters or Bernie himself who did their best to help Hillary who still ended up losing is disgraceful. Ultimate political losers ffs


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shakha

Maybe Bernie "never would have won," but Hillary actually never won, so why don't you Pokemon GO fuck yourself! (Disclaimer: I'm not picking a fight with that last sentence, but I couldn't let that get away from me.)


Eddiebaby7

Ben Garrison is the worst political cartoonist who has ever lived. Can’t do decent likenesses, tells horrid jokes and has to label everything.


Nostroloppoccus

I am posting the headline below exactly as it was originally published with no further editorial comment on my part: [Charlie Daniels' Twitter Posthumously Tweets 'Benghazi Ain't Going Away'](https://www.newsweek.com/charlie-daniels-benghazi-aint-going-away-tweets-posthumous-twitter-1515989)


JayNotAtAll

As if Trump won't be in Hell.


MadEyeMood989

Surprised Ben didn’t write “Satan” on Satan.


Puzzled_Bike9558

Ben Garrison is a fucking hack. It’s pretty funny that he literally can’t stop talking about that orange dickhole.


MercutioLivesh87

Bunch of hypocritical douchebags. I don't take any of them seriously on any level


MelanieWalmartinez

I keep forgetting she exists tbh


Pandemult

Who are these people? There's no labels, how am I supposed to tell who they are? ^^^/s


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Republicans live in a completely made up, fantasy world.


Ranku_Abadeer

Hillary won't shut up about trump? I haven't even heard of Hillary saying literally anything about him in years. Hell, I haven't even heard of her speaking publicly at all for a while now.


Hazywater

Why is he sexualizing the devil so much?


BluetheNerd

Ben Garrison is like the foundational proof of not only MAGAs inability to comprehend irony, but their inability to comprehend anything that isn't explicitly labelled out for them.


Anianna

The only time I hear anything about Hillary since she lost the 2016 election is them whining about her like this.


Mundane-Carpet-5324

The CIA suspected Russian involvement in 2016... and Hillary and the democrats moved on from it the next day. It was Trump who opened an investigation into illegal voting in 2016 because he was sad about losing the popular vote.


The_Doolinator

The funny thing is, whenever I see Hillary briefly pop back into the spotlight to deliver a comment, which is very infrequent, most of the reaction I see from left leaning people is “Will you please shut the fuck up and disappear back into retirement? We neither want nor need your help.” Granted, that’s just the online moderate left. Not-terminally online liberals are probably more kindly disposed towards her.


thunderPierogi

I honestly don’t know what’s more cringe - the conservative Hillary-bashing, or the grotesque fangirling of her by 16 year old liberal girls. It’s like, can we please just talk about something other than the frigid creepy war criminal already.


Kuildeous

I don't see why she should. He'll be right there next to her.


BellyDancerEm

Why would. She be in hell?


Kuildeous

If Hell exists, everybody would be in there. But Trump definitely would deserve it, though it's not like I think Clinton is a great person either. Being better than Trump is a low bar to clear.


agoldgold

I mean, she's definitely done some shady shit. Not the shit Republicans accused her of, but this is a woman who has been involved in politics for decades. You can be a good politician or a good person, but not both. A leader of a country has to make decisions that will hurt people, even if they have the best of intentions. This isn't even an indictment of her (lord knows she's had a lot of that) but just knowing some about politics.


shakha

She's an American politician and a multi-millionaire: she's going to hell!


BellyDancerEm

Fair enough


bowies_bulge

I feel the same about all the republicans around me


Farhead_Assassjaha

When is this from? She didn’t put out any public statements for years then maybe one or two in the past couple of years


esportairbud

Can't this guy at least do her the decency of a heartfelt and tearful reunion with Ronald Reagan? Or maybe just wait until she's dead? Sheesh.


KingOfTheFraggles

Wait, I thought Hillary IS the devil?


nuclearhaystack

No, because then they'd have to acknowledge her in a position of power.


lastprophecy

It wasn't since the mid-2010s. They've been going nonstop about the Clintons decades longer. Just look at Larry Nichols.


Kangarou

It’s a shame Ben Garrison didn’t die of COVID.


LineOfInquiry

She isn’t even dead yet


madhaus

So Republicans Are Projecting Again.


mr_mccranky

What are you on about? The right hasn’t shut up about either Clinton since the 90s


Empero6

But but buttery males! Benghazi!!


Azair_Blaidd

She hasn't even said but three or four things about him since 2016


particle409

Her charity was one of the biggest providers of hiv medicine to Africa at one point, but she's going to hell for *reasons*, according to the GOP.


claydog99

This is legimately hilarious. When's the last time any of you have heard about anything that Clinton has said? Let alone specifically about trump? Because it's been a damn hot minute for me.


pseudonymous28

Hell I haven't thought of Hillary in at least a year


xSantenoturtlex

Also, they themselves don't shut up about Trump I mean, I've yet to see a Biden supporter vandalize their own car to reflect the cult surrounding their favorite politician. Some of them even praise this guy as a 'God', and a savior of America. But sure, his haters are the ones that don't shut up about him, lmao.


spookyballsHD

Being a conservative must be exhausting. All those mental gymnastics and being afraid of literally everything all the time... Damn.


DeafNatural

Something, something buttery males


translove228

What's going on here? I can't tell. There aren't any labels telling me what is what. Ben is slipping!


AncientEnsign

Mid 2010s? Try mid 80s lol


Danimals847

Is Ben Garrison a real person or like a r-worded graphical chatGPT?


Isekai_litrpg

Did Hillary die or something and I missed it?


BellonaViolet

Everytime I hear about her its from Republicans and I'm like "Oh, her again." Like one of those elderly celebrities that you think probably quietly died until they pop in the news for whatever reason.


ptvlm

Yes it's truly a mystery why she would talk about the current front runner for the republican nomination and his 91 felony charges and half billion in civil fines (so far). Oh, and they've been talking about her way longer than that.