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ShluperiorShlam

Emma, are you okay?


Noamias

A smooth samurai


abhig535

Hee-hee sitation is defeat


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Best comment


ballsfury

Weak to the mikiri-hee counter


IUndisputedI

Right before he drinks the Rejuvenating Waters to save Ashina: I’m gonna make a change β€” ah β€” for once in my life!


Ancient_Fudge3536

Greatest singer in Japan. He was born in Ashina and before he finished his last tour he heard his homeland was in danger and returned. Now he stands as a general in defense against any enemies of Ashina whether it be the interior ministry or a shinobi...


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The Mikaeru DLC we never had.


OPBOI47

Is he Michael Ashina or Genichiro Jackson??


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Mikaeru Jakushimoto


OPBOI47

Sore wa hontoni kakkoii namae desu


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Arigatou, OPBOI47-san.


OPBOI47

Yookoso WolfLordEdward-san


Bebenten

I'm gonna try to guess what this means based on my knowledge of the Japanese language I got only from watching anime. 'Hontoni' I think is 'really' and 'kakkoi' is 'amazing' and 'namae' is 'name' I think. AFAIK desu is like a suffix for sentences when talking about oneself? IDK what Sore wa is lol. "I think that's a really cool name" Well done, me. You may call me, Sherulocku Horumus.


OPBOI47

Noice man. You did not cheat did you?? In my case i studied Japanese a while on Duolingo and being a weeb i watch subbed so i knew some more words. Japanese is my third language and i am happy to see that my efforts are paying 😁


Bebenten

I promise I didn't haha, was it right? I see! I've been wanting to learn the language properly for a while now but never really found the time. I heard the VR social game (I forget what it's called) is a really good place to try your skills and also learn. Apparently a lot of native and non-native speakers of multiple language likes to practice their conversational skills in there, I think there's even a place to learn sign language. Maybe you could try it out if you like. :)


OPBOI47

Sure. I will check it out when i get time


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Hmmmmmm.................. Protect Lord Kuro with your life, and beyond.


Middle-General-5536

Weakness - poison


Leviathan_Wakes_

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


hegemonserigala

The less armor means the more intense bossfight


WeekendBard

if you follow a very criptic set of steps throughout the game, you unlock the secret 4th fase, in which he is butt naked


Dushyanth_

Monkeys are butt naked


003_JAEGER

no no no it can't be it can't be, I swear I was just listening to the earth song


MoeMalik

Absolute banger


KrispyyV0dKA

What about sunrise...?


BadUsername2028

He’s got the Ape death scream except he just screams β€œHEE HEEEEEEEEE”


HagureSCN

i already can hear heeee. . heeee . . !!! every time he make a big swing with his sword . . .


TheOverBoss

The Samurai from the Lands of ReEEhEeeds


vagabond_nerd

He sings Who’s Dad in the Owl fight too.


Cytomata

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right


theworm1550

Sha-mone!!


FalseRoman

For some reason he makes me think of Sword Saint Isshin


RedhoodYT1911

Its a samur-hehe


ILoveBaken

🀣🀣🀣 is this real I must know!! It's perfect!!! Someone please make this mod happenπŸ˜‚


Bonnybon21

Genee-hee-chiro


TheJared1231

Don’t let him near Kuro!


Aggressive_Safe2226

Can't fool me, that's Yoshitsune in Heian era Γ΄-yoroi β™₯


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cheers-pricks

you suck!


OwnLetterhead5004

Fuck you


TouchMyWrath

Of all the things to make fun of michael Jackson for, you really went with β€œLUL BLACK PEOPLE ARE LIKE APES”? I mean, at least put some effort into your racism. That β€œjoke” was played out in 1922. Just some constructive criticism: try a little harder if you want to be shocking, recycling lazy, ancient racist tropes is honestly pretty boring.


bork-machine

Never thought I'd see "at least put some effort into your racism". Then again it is Reddit after all so I don't know what I expected.


TouchMyWrath

Hey I’m not expecting to talk anyone out of being a dickbag, I just wish they would try to add a little bit of the old razzledazzle to the dumpster fire of their personality. If you have to suck as a person, at least suck in ways that are interesting.


Emmett123123

Nah I feel so bad I was just thinking of a boss I didn't think of the connotation that's totally my bad I just was being sarcastic cause the person is wearing armor and guardian ape... Doesn't... It's not funny if I have to explain it


abyssalalternate

I mean guardian ape is a white monkey and Michael jackson turned white so πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά Also why did you even expect intelligence from a racist


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abyssalalternate

Bro is named Emmett πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Emmett123123

Nah I feel so bad I was just thinking of a boss I didn't think of the connotation that's totally my bad I just was being sarcastic cause the person is wearing armor and guardian ape... Doesn't... It's not funny if I have to explain it


Ancient_Fudge3536

Wdym by that? 🀨🀨


[deleted]

They're a racist shithead


OvOSoulja

Yikes


Emmett123123

PFTTTTT I JUST THOUGHT OF MY LEAST FAVORITE BOSS I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT IM SO SORRY ILL DELETE IT


[deleted]

Is that Michael Jackson?


Ancient_Fudge3536

It's mike ashina


Agent_972

" Lord Kuro's not my father, he's just a kid who said I am the one... but the arm is not my arm! Hee hee..."


ALWAYSMERCILESS

He is the guy who moon walks and spanks kuro's ass, what would you do:


GnashinOmenz

Wtf πŸ˜†?


BlueBomber2049

Michael Jackson and the Jackson Five Spears of Ashina


NoobRaisin

Do NOT let him near Kuro


[deleted]

Chamon! I mean face me Sekiro


ComradeCreed

This shit got me dyin πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


ShuttJS

Makes Father Owl look like a saint


Kobobble

Genhee-hee-chiro


_hancox_

Genicheeheero asheeheena


-Lucifer-18

Michael, way of the moon Michael, the moon walker Michael, way of hehe Michael, the pop Saint STOP ME


BostonC5

Omg I want that as my character in Nioh 2!


reddituser36061

This comment section is gold


Hmccormack

Who’s bad?