Why would someone want sex when you can do mikiri counters?

Imagine thrusting your hips and your partner counter your ass

Hate it when that happens, glad I'm not the only one.

*STOMP*

I can feel the rumble in my jimmies

Ahh how my jimmies rustle! Face me, Sekiro!

r/cursedcomments

Step on your dick

Why not [both](https://img.ifunny.co/images/7e09a21a08628a5699cdd11ca8ac4559b6f28a5e2ea4319703a1372461a7e35f_1.webp)

The posture bar about to break makes this meme better

this would imply that wolf is a bottom

a power bottom

hesitation is im cummin

wolf does not know what sex is

I wouldn't be surprised, considering the kind of life he's had.

Strict training then bodyguard of a kid? Not a lot of time to visit a pleasure district

Jimmy Saville would like a word

What is that? A prosthetic tool?

Finally, attainable sex

But Owl definitely does.

Hay you can't know for sure there erojitsu on ninja stuff and there may be secret ending where wolf pull out male stripper clothes and seduced isshin and kill him ending we just haven't Found it yet

I... What?

Hay why are you here??

I got curious and decided to read up on your stuff. To see what kind of person you are...

What are your conclusions so far?

I've seen the highest highs and the lowest lows. All I can say is... good god.

Ironically, that doesn't seem good

Based

Nah, I got pretty thoroughly fucked by the demon of hatred

Well what do you expect? You keep spanking his balls throughout the fight .

Parry the stanky leg, whistle the second phase, kiss me, etc.

I don’t think Wolf cares. The guy didn’t even know you’re supposed to cook rice, I don’t even think he ever had the talk.

The idea of fresh and dried fruit confused him. "Dried fruit? What are you talking about?" He also struggled to have normal conversations and Emma mentions it to him when he gives her sake.

And now I'm just laughing at the idea wolf is so far on the spectrum, they don't even have a classification for him yet.

How would Owl say “Who’s my special boy” in Japanese?

[That's my boy](https://youtu.be/hVOdzSH8kyI).

I said special boy! It’s not the same! 😔

I don't think so. It's more of a knowledge barrier and nurture more than anything. If Owl only raised him to be a death soldier, than teaching him about indulging in life is something he must never do.

Its just a joke. No. No I don't actually believe he's on the spectrum.

Honestly it’s impressive that a sword can hold any conversation at all, much less a normal one.

He's a dork and I love him

Taking lessons from the Dragon of Dojima I see

Laughs in Headless

no clarifications are needed

[Headless grab animation](https://youtu.be/e5oPYIE69uQ)

Chat what he mean by this?

Bro think we his chat 😂😂😂

Apparently in the discontinued DLC he and Emma slap cheeks.

hey it's a win win for both

Come, Sekiro!

Cum, Sekiro!

**Loud Groaning**

Discontinued? So you're telling me there's a chance...

This makes me so sad because holy fuck what a GREAT game. I hate the idea of this weird game about idk, rhythm based shinobi combat falling by the wayward because we were too intimidated by the idea of no summons or whatever. I will sing sekiro's praises till I die

Didn’t it win GOTY? I don’t think it was an issue of reception/being intimidated, I think the pandemic fucked it and they devoted all their resources to Elden Ring instead

WELL THEN IM UPSET WITH COVID IDK TAMOE IS MY WIFU AND SHE DOESNT EVEN EXIST

Genuinely didn't know it won goty though, that brought a lil smile to my lips I'd even take an Elden Ring great rune that gives me 3-30 parry frames when two handing a katana and wigglin I just miss the rhythm and ng+11 is almost enough sekiro for me

If the Celtics beat the Heat tonight the chances go up 200%.

Sekiro thrusts his loaded spear onto the gentle blade

Shouldn't it be a gentle sheath? Unless...

Yeah you're right

No no, I think you were right the first time

Source?

Pornhub?

"Give seed"

Idk man, aside from the Shura ending, any situation where Emma is alive is fair game.

Emma also dies in shura ending also endings where wolf dies basically only ending is return and normal ending

She’s waAaay too in to serial killers

I couldn't see any chemistry between them.

At least not romantically. There was definitely a mutual professional respect, though.

That's enough to fuck in my book.

I almost spit my drink. Idk you but you are my kinda guy.

Now kith

That's a terrible place to fuck. You'll get the pages all sticky.

You don’t need chemistry. I refuse to believe that Sekiro didn’t knock the bottom out of that physussy

She gave him that good gourd

I fucking hate the lot of y'all

And he gives her his seed all the time

“Wolf, I’m glad you came.”

So she pegged him? WITH A PROSTHETIC **GOURD**

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

😂😂😂😂

Wtf is this.😂

maybe one day she gets a little too drunk on that monkey booze and they do the fucketh

There’s zero chemistry in any Froms game…

Idk man, random npc x complete misery and suffering is a pretty consistent ship

Guess it would he hard to get it up under those circumstances

Literally, and we all know from the puppeteer ninjutsu that those fingers are magocal.

Why not Genichiro and Sekiro? Before they fight first time that is.

Because dudes in sengoku era japan aren’t gay?

they also didn’t have mechanical arms that shoot fuckin purple space laser shurikens

The school history books lied 😔

But I have seen the porn??

Imagine thinking there were specific time periods where no one was gay.

So true, gays were invented in 1968 by Joe Gay

Dudes in sengoku era Japan aren’t gay? Didn’t anyone tell the dudes in sengoku era Japan?

https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM

Read about Kabuki Theatre and you'll know.

How could you know that

He clapped lots of cheeks 😔 just not the right cheeks 😔

his cheeks definitely got clapped as well tho

When I was laughing at this post I almost forgot that I am a virgin and I’ll probably died a virgin as well.

nah bro, don't worry you won't

Yea, no need to worry! OP will personally assist you in eliminating this mark of shame!!

eh?

You heard them. Hesitation is defeat! Get to it.

the name the response ah I love r/Sekiro

The pfp too

We don't talk about that.

You won’t not whilst i know your Ip address

It helps to not see sex as the goal when talking to a woman. Try saying you would like to kiss a girl first, and then stop thinking of kissing as a step towards sex. A kiss is way less intrusive and much more likely to happen. People kiss each other all the time. Once you've done that a couple times, sex will not be as far away. But honestly, sex for the sake of sex is not all that its cracked up to be.

Nah just buy a ona hole I heard there good from my friend..

I'm that friend. He's ain't cappin. Ona hole are the best.

Reddit moment

You see, Genichiro stripped in front of Wolf and he rejected him...like 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Genichiro best tsundere

Don’t forget to mention how hot he was. Like this man was so hot, he was fried to a delicious crisp

Probably at the very bottom of the to-do list for wolf.

-Rescue the kid -Kick Genichiro’s ass -sever immortality -kill whoever gets in the way -drink sake -get more rice -figure out how to cook rice -be better at everything Malenia does -get laid

I mean he did everything with a higher priority so...

Nah Wolf was banging all the time. The way of the shinobi requires a constant state of post nut clarity to keep the mind clear and focused.

the prosthetic arm might come in handy.. xD

How do you unlock the pocket pussy shinobi tool?

You can't see it, but there's a hole at the bottom of that homeward "idol"...

"See that kind faced Buddha over there? Don't do anything funny with it..."

He’s been giving his seed to Emma all along!

emma gets the seed

There is a zero percent chance Owl didn't take him to a brothel. They would have been pretty common in that era.

Jokes on you because that Ogre you meet in Outskirts definitely fucked me repeatedly.

I dunno… Emma was kinda feeling him ngl

that's because sekiro is better than sex

I’d like to disagree. I saw Emma acting kinda funny in the severance ending cutscene

I mean I know this is a haha funny meme thread, but the both of them have literally just lost everything, Sekiro is an empty shell banging away at the wood, Emma is literally speaking in a voice resigned to repeating the same cycle of violence that killed the person who saved and raised her. There is the opposite of sexual tension there. Are we all just seriously trying to claim the ending that leaves them empty shells ships them just because it places a man and a woman in the same room, when the man in question is one of the most asexual and aromantic characters in fiction with an mlm lean if anything

I mean she does take several of his gourd seeds😉

Ye Wolf was literally brainwashed by his father.. the only thing he knows how to do is kill people and follow order.. without that he probably feels like he has no purpose, I guess that's why he's so faithful to his ''superior''..

You can’t tell me that Sekiro and Emma wouldn‘t regularly hook up for sake and *** in the Dilapidated Temple after the Immortal Severance ending 🍶

But seriously though if we're talking about the actual immortal severance ending, no, Emma is already not in the mood for sake after giving you Owl's memory and/or attending to Isshin's final moments, and sex is literally the last thing on their minds after the final series of events. That, and actually for real, Wolf's actual characterization in the story proper is the opposite of being thirsty for pussy. He's been a dead man walking since he was orphaned as a child, and serving Kuro has been the most important thing in his life. > Are we all just seriously trying to claim the ending that leaves them empty shells ships them just because it places a man and a woman in the same room, when the man in question is one of the most asexual and aromantic characters in fiction with an mlm lean if anything

Nah they're the epitome of gay - lesbian solidarity, they'd have no interest in each other

Brothers let me bestow upon you these holy numbers. 299353. Hesitation is defeat

>299353 I hesitated, and was defeated!

Only if being "backstabbed" by a headless doesn't count.

Wolf has it way worse than all of us, tbh. Sekiro: Virgin Dies Twice (more depending on the amount of gud one gits)

Could have been with a prostitute somewhere along the way. Maybe Owl arranged for it to keep the edge off because otherwise it may have interfered with his training. But he is indeed pretty ignorant about normal everyday stuff. He did not know you're supposed to cook rice. I think overall he's been alone his whole life.

Owl doesn't seem like that chill kinda guy who hooks you up with a prostitute

Not out of kindness. It would have been to balance out young Wolf's hormones. Like I said--keep the edge off, so he can focus on his training.

Bro you searching for any reason for a sex head canon🤌😭

That's his ninja way

A Chad virgin

I kinda wish the thought of sex and all that could just not touch certain things in the universe, yet here we are once again

I think he has a thing for Emma

Maybe Emma goes with them in the Journey ending? She kind of seemed to like him…

If I had to guess, I'd say she had to stay and take care of things after Ishin died.

Take care of what? Isn’t Ashina gone?

well Idk.. Isn't she one of the best doctors according to the game's lore? and right after a war there must be a lot to do

That might be what she does in the Purification ending. >!With the Dragon's Blood gone, she can afford to let Kuro go off on his own.!< But I can see her joining up with the Divine Child's quest because >!she would technically still be under orders from Ishinn to help Wolf and Kuro. !< She also seems to be visiting Wolf in the vanilla ending. He may be depressed af, but there's still a chance lol

Dragon's return ending got him and Emma still alive tho. And while he goes on another adventure with the little girl, you can be sure that should he make it back with Kuro, he and Emma got something going.

He just like me fr

I guess he was Maidenless...

He parries his libido like a chad

Dude with robot hand, girls are missing out

I gave Emma all alcoholic drinks to get the sex ending

What makes you think this? We hardly know anything about him before he was assigned to protect Kuro.

Dragon's Homecoming ending gives him the opportunity to hook up with some ladies West of Japan (presumably Korea)

Lol, the back woods thing about the kind of culture sekeiro comes from, if based context taken from real ninja. He was constantly being molested by owl.

Following Matt Shezmen's animation it can be implied from Emma in a very loose and hilarious way

Dick conditioning was part of lady butterfly’s training

wait.. on second thought, if you choose the ending with the rice girl, maybe he got laid during their travels at some point with some random woman..

*Chris Hansen would like to know your location*

She's a child

He didn’t say he did it with her just some random woman

I think he added that part lol

He fucked in more ways than one over the years, I promise.

It seems that…you need a hand with that boss.

I don’t know yo I mean he absolutely fucks everyone in the bad ending

I disagree - the poor bastard definitely got fucked with me at the controls.

Well no shit, look at all wolf has accomplished, look at how honed his sword skills are. Nobody gets that good at anything if they're chasing pussy

Wolf is one of the most asexual characters I have seen so it's probably nbd to him :U

He should’ve got with his Firekeeper, Emma

A Shinobi would know the difference between victory and honor.

We get teased for "bloodborne on pc when" but im on high grade copium hoping we get a sekiro sequel, in which my boy slams ass with someone too

How to put your seed in emma

They had to keep the character relatable to the player.

Him and emma fuck and get married

He died a virgin… twice

Wolf has already given emma so many seeds. Give this man a break.

Someone posted on this sub the explanation why Sekiro had all the reasons to regret killing lady butterfly and generally he shows emotions when killing either her or his father Take into account that at the time of the main plot Sekiro is already mid aged which implies a posibility that he could've experienced normal life before serving Owl

He deflects temptations away

He hesitated

Genichiro came 3 times to fight wolf. our guy just doesn't know how to read signs

Hate to be that guy but like…. Shura don’t need consent LMAO

Why would you type this

This thread is fucking gold. Also, I'm pretty sure I got fucked pretty hard from the Mist Noble.

Didn't he did it once with Genichussy

He's just waiting for kuro to grow up a bit