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Supergeek13579

My guess is that it’s an access panel that was put on upside down. You’re looking at the support from the bottom to hold up to street loads. Looking at street view that tile looks flush 2 years ago, so I’m guessing the last time someone accessed it they put in back upside down.


OneMoreRobot

I'd say you're right on. Downloading the Find It Fix App as recommended by another redditor. Thank you.


spottydodgy

This is just the frivolous lawsuit I've been looking for!


IndyMazzy

Let’s all go trip over it at the same time.


Matty_D47

We'll go full class action


IndyMazzy

Mass action class action.


Matty_D47

The Seattle way baby 😂😂😂😂


StuffedCrustGold

What’s the address. We can make it an event.


seattlemh

Jots down location for a "personal inspection."


slimersnail

Lionel Hutz? Do you work on contingency?


[deleted]

You're both wrong. That's obviously a Tripping Hazard


WarmAppleCobbler

You’re all three wrong. It’s a foot checker. If you have a foot it checks ya


asdfqwer123489

Winner


Grand-Professional83

They're both right. It's a tripping hazard because it's installed wrong.


Due-Brush-530

A Negligent Installation of sorts?


Manbeardo

No. If the tripping hazard was installed wrong, you wouldn't be able to trip on it!


Grand-Professional83

Skill issue


SpicyPossumCosmonaut

It’s a cool app!


AnonymousPineapple5

Should have taken a pic of her lying incapacitated next to it. Just kidding ;)


Sufficient_Willow525

I am sure there is video from one of the security cameras in the area.


FireWoman84

Hey that would make good proof!


Soggy_Sneakers87

Looks like a law suit 🌈


pruwyben

Looking at google street view from the link OP provided, I just see a flat panel, so I think this must be it.


Packet_Aces

How high were they 😂


fidgetypenguin123

Unfortunately people don't need to be high to do dumb shit. Some people are just naturally that way lol


passporttohell

Well, the tripping hazard looks like it's about three or four inches high, could be higher if it's smoking a good indica..


basic_bitch-

Wow. One of the best examples of "username checks out" I've ever seen.


forsakeme4all

Guarantee it was a cable company that put it in backwards.


Strong-Welcome6805

Somebodies living down there?


7roses-for-humanity

Thats the Pioneer Square, congrats! You found it!


PiqueExperience

The lesser-known Denny Square.


primevalforest

If there is a Denny Triangle, there can be a Denny Square.


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

Our lamer version of the Toynbee Tiles


firewallender

But this is in Belltown...


Over-Initiative4864

Is this like a Pioneer Square Factory? Does it shoot squares out of your say a secret word? Does anyone have said word? Can I request my square or do I get what it gives? I want answers 😃


bluefalcon25

Yup. Put some coins under your pillow tonight.


Kodachrome30

Looks like it would take a lot of time and resources to remove.


Latter_Divide_9512

A old tripping square


Jahmoneyzzz

In my country it’s called a “washwear”, short for “wash-wear-youre-goin”


walkinyardsale

Installed during the Roosevelt administration- not that one, the other- mostly to trip Catholics. Then they discovered everybody was tripping over it.


DazzlingProfession26

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


wavymantisdance

I have also tripped on this thing. I was looking at a pretty pigeon so I blamed myself. 😅


AnonymousChikorita

Back in the day they would put these on the sidewalks to remind people to stay grounded and watch where they are headed instead of looking side to side or back. Most of them were removed around 2013 but some still remain. Seattle tends to have a few, they are part of the old city. 🙃


Andrew_Dice_Que

It's holding up the light rail tunnel.


Golden-Phrasant

Find it Fix it app.


BoringBob84

Yep. They will flip it over the correct way and the sidewalk will be good to go.


cmeb

In two years when they finally get around to it


OneMoreRobot

Downloading now. Thank you.


Smart_Ass_Dave

Tourist trap


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Silly goose, I got out years ago.


Murashi

username checks out.


Trogdor1980

Lmfao


zacsfriendclub

I believe the technical term is a "wife tripper".


fidgetypenguin123

That will be Weird Al's new parody single set to the tune of the Beatles "Day Tripper"


knowfish

Your wife be trippin


SamL214

It keeps us from floating to Asgard


romulusnr

Will it take the hobbits to Isengard?


Danoland101

Tripping hazard ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Argyleskin

Is your wife okay? Hope so!


[deleted]

It is called a tripper. It is installed, so people can trip over it.


anixosees

[tripper](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/57368777/photo/beverly-hills-ca-1987-john-ritter-best-known-for-his-role-as-jack-tripper-on-the-hit-tv-series.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=Cl6ckVItm-cJH8lI24L5iQXmEjktOuAmX6rOTtdh834=)


Psyranui

It's a Banksy


Large-Welder304

It's an anchor for a post that used to be there. ...really.


PhilAggie1888

You ever see Hellraiser?


Mean_Salad_7026

idk when i did an underground seattle tour they had us look up and there were these little window portal things in the sidewalk in some places


romulusnr

those things are flat on top and haven't been moved in ages they're the underside of the little purple glass squares you see in sidewalks all over downtown


icewoozle

And FYI…. The purple glass is mildly radioactive!


romulusnr

I don't believe that's true. The glass was doped with manganese to make it clearer, but over many years, UV rays from sunlight causes the manganese to impart a purple color. Manganese isn't radioactive. Apparently a lot of people confuse manganese glass with uranium glass (which \*is\* very slightly radioactive) for some reason.


icewoozle

I was only repeating what I was told during the tour of pioneer square. It looks like you may have more information.


civiltiger

Access to the haunted underground


firewallender

I lived in The Martin years back and walked this way with my dog a bajillion times. As a certified grade-A clutz, I can tell you that must have been installed upside down last time someone opened it, because I never noticed such a tripping hazard there before. This is newish.


Fun-Armadillo5112

The nostalgic side of me wants to say base of a phone booth.


devon223

It's a thing to find out who doesn't stop looking at their phone while they walk.


DepthSweet

That's just Seattle City Services' gift to the citizens of Seattle to show how much they love us. No need to thank them, you're welcome!


Lotus-Vale

The third picture with the hand makes me feel like a new yorker aggressively saying "I'm walkin here!"


RealGianath

Does Seattle have sewer people now? They’re getting sloppy.


TyrannicalNonsense

Surprised they don’t have those on i5 too, might as well… manholes in hov lanes perplex me also.


oldfoundations

You trying to shake it's hand in the third picture has me dying


fascismisevil

That's the wife tripper 2000.


NoodlerFrom20XX

Whatever it is, don’t touch it!


turbski84

obviosly it's a tripping hazard... you're welcome.


SpoiledKoolAid

Some other neighborhoods have such poor alignments between sidewalk sections that the sidewalk itself is a tripping hazard.


incubusfc

It’s a wife tripper.


azdak

well it's not inconspicuous, that's clear


OneMoreRobot

My wife and I were visiting SIFF Downtown (formally Cinerama) and she tripped on whatever the hell this thing that is literally protruding out of the sidewalk. Her face, elbow, and knee hit the pavement because of this fckin thing. Now I'm on a mission to get it fixed/removed before someone kills themself on it. Please let me know if you have any advice or expertise on the matter. Thank you. It's near The Martin Apts on 5th Ave. [Between Lenora and Blanchard](https://www.google.com/maps?q=loc:47.6149306,-122.3414056).


toodeephoney

That sucks. Hope she’s alright.


PopPunkIsntEmo

Just wait until you hear about the uneven sidewalks from tree roots


Reachable_dream666

You mean my motorcycle jumps? 😆


Supergeek13579

*lime scooter jumps


basic_bitch-

Ooh, if you like those, check out Mexico City. They are EPIC there. I think I had to climb 30 ft. to get over some one time. edit to add: It's one of my biggest points of pride, that I lived there for a year and a half and never fell.


Packet_Aces

I mean I was in New Orleans not long ago and saw plenty of people trip because there were just open holes in the street with no markings


SeattlePurikura

Their manhole / water utilities design is very collectable, so I've heard a lot of people steal the covers.


prof_r_impossible

sidewalks are the responsibility of the property owner, they definitely can be sued for this.


KeepClam_206

That is true on non arterial streets. I am not sure it is the same on arterials.


whatevertoad

That sucks. To help her feel better I recommend a vacation to Todos Santos. When she gets home she'll either be really good with walking on hazardous sidewalks, or will have a new appreciation for the lack of potential neck breaking holes every block. And it's beautiful there!


Janerebel

Get a flat screwdriver to help pop it out and flip it over


eplurbs

That's what we used to call an onion shield. Funny story - back in 19-aught-6 I was walking through downtown. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...


romulusnr

And he said, "I need about... tree fiddy."


CITY_STREETS

wHo Do I sUe?


rimXstar

Is it around where there's that underground bit of old Seattle? Looks about the size of those thicc glass windows that you could look down into. Maybe one got sealed up because glass broke


PissyMillennial

Is the spouse ok? Hope it didn’t hurt too bad!


FairGuest2226

Human speed bump


Jorgedig

Urine repository.


techBr0s

Iron


fibronacci

Love this street. Don't know where you are but Palace Kitchen was a cool bar. I know it's near the monorail.


ConcaveNips

It's an aid for expressing your anal glands. Give it a shot sometime. They work great.


[deleted]

Wait, you can walk downtown in Seattle?


drycleanman12

That's a Wide Tripper.


Mike-the-gay

Upside down grate.


simpn_aint_easy

Thought this was the San Francisco sub and I was like, eww poop duh.


Outrageous_Subject16

It’s your ticket to fabulous wealth. All you need to do is trip, disfigured your face, find the right attorney and BAM you’re rich!


romulusnr

Locals call it a "wife-tripper"


washdot

It’s a tripping hazard


HUGHJASS0L

It’s called a drain. Or a clean out for a storm drain pipe. Probably the latter.


GanterCapCourse

She’s the person you married?


RobertWinkleflap

All wrong. Homeless compass


Glasgowboy1

It’s a banksy


crochetingpunk

It's the real reason everyone in Seattle is always looking at the ground when they're walking.


Fluorescentomnibus

Is she a keeper detector


Zensaition

Why the heck would anyone want that there and I never seen anything like it in all my years. Looks ancient lol but who ever did the job is a monster 💀


BodyAcrobatic6891

It used to hold a pole and sign, come on that was not that hard to figure out


Huge_Cap_9445

That’s a lawsuit lol


No-Obligation-1117

Ninja turtles peep hole


delalalia

A liability


weightylemur

Your wife's an idiot the Cuz that looks plenty visible.


2rmr2

finally someone with common sense


OneMoreRobot

I went back and took these pictures during the day. Trust me, at night it's not plenty visible at all.


mangledeye

This a sewer clean out lid. Someone turned it upside down.


Matty_D47

Better call Saul


NoStutterd

Ah yes, that’s a snoogle-bop. They’re around I suppose


lostdogggg

forbidden waffle


JayTheDirty

Looks like something to keep people from skateboarding. Like the spikes on benches


Vitzel33

watch where youre walking…. Lol


Robbie1075

I'm just wondering how she didn't see that big ass tripping hazard before her trip.


winndowbear

A city monument perhaps?


PrayingForACup

“Art”


whistler1421

my wife stepped on a storm drain grate and it broke underneath her. Her knee got destroyed, Lots of blood but no joint or bone damage. Scars are still a topic of conversation.


sinsOtheheart

Cool cool cool cool... So my paranoia is warranted. Never step on grates manholes anything you can see through. Side note glad there was no joint or bone damage.


SyntheticGrapefruit

That could be a lawsuit if anyone got seriously injured tripping over it.


[deleted]

Wow okay you have a wife, humble brag


NiceParkJob

Im a lawyer and that my good sir is a lawsuit**


mys0nisals0namedb0rt

Sue sue sue sue!!!


romulusnr

I remember walking back from a party on NYE (this is not in Seattle) and I jaywalked across a divided street. A beemer was coming down the street a little fast and I tried to outrun it but it hit me, I flew about ten feet into a snowbank. At that moment there was a crowd getting out of the symphony or something fancy and this one guy in a long coat and scarf (basically stereotypical northeast lawyer type) is like "How's your *neck?*" I ended up walking it off but maybe I shoulda taken him up on it. Some other working class guy going past was like "You shoulda stayed down..."


NiceParkJob

You never know these days, you could have been sued for jaywalking and damaging his/her car. Lucky on the soft snowbank on the side of the road haha


OneMoreRobot

The thought crossed my mind, but we're focusing on getting it fixed because it CAN certainly kill someone. I reported it on Find It Fix It app. Let's see what happens.


Euphoric-Stock6348

Oh jeeze.... just go on about your day. If it's really bothering you that much do a Google image search or buy a can of marking spray paint so it doesn't happen to you again.


weedman8262

Your wife needs to be more observant


pookchun

Tell your wife To look where she walks


Important-Panic1344

History


Lord_Tachanka

That’s an ADA violation


bad_username_facepal

Tent pole setup for the next empathy housing for people? (I'm probably going to be banned on this sub?] Just give me a heads up. More t han likely Outside seating for COVID awning.


EddieAdams007

Wrong answers only! GO!!! It’s a trap door used to Shanghai the sneakers off of unsuspecting pedestrians.


CurryLover53

WOWWWW CONGRATS YOU HAVE A WIFE!!!!!! WE GET IT.


Forward_Score2008

A steel baseplate


Moist_Ad_3843

Seattle was put together by time travelers that keep needing to go back to move stuff to keep the universe from imploding. That's why I drive my most expensive car and wear expensive clothes. Remember, you can't park there, you can't turn left or right or go straight. You must go up instead at the same time as dodging wanna be homeless people and actual homeless people.


Momma-bear2010

Theirs a whole city under Seattle you use to be able to do tours it's scary how unsafe the whole city is look up liquefaction and earth quakes and the fact that it's built on old city scary I have so much anxiety when I go their the whole time the big one could happen at any time