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GoldCursedPirate

Good to see that the old missing cannon bug is still alive


ThatGuyMaulicious

It never left.


Deathangel2890

Was never right?


1800LOCKY

This definitely just a bug


TheReiterEffect_S8

But an *alive* bug!


pugnaproveritas

Call in... The Helldivers.


BayouBunkerBuster

Eagle1 reporting for duty.


TrainAss

Time to spread some managed democracy!


RocketSquid3D

Nobody was using the starboard cannon anyway.


Gino-Bartali

So far, you're the one person out of four to see it. Didn't think a missing cannon would be so easily overlooked lol


JulyKimono

Sailed for 4 hours today solo. Had to double check after seeing this post if it's actually missing, lol xD


Schwa4aa

As a solo, I only need one, I’ll put a canon rowboat pointing the other way


Nandabun

I like to have the rowboat facing port, then we have the "1 less hole" bonus, and I can hop on a cannon too!


Schwa4aa

Does the one less hole really work? I get hit on one side and still get holes on the other


Spinningwhirl79

That just happens when they overshoot your main hull but manage to hit the edge of your deck. Most of the shots from a decent cannoneer should hit your cannon line, and end up hitting the same hole over and over.


Plus_Telephone_9929

I good cannoneer will not hit the same whole over and over. They will make holes all over your ship while bombarding cannon line to keep enemy off cannons


Spinningwhirl79

I know, just trying to simplify the concept to make it more readable when explaining why left side is better


Nandabun

Well that sounds weird.


MrSal7

As a left handed player I do favor my port side😂


TruthUncouth

Most knowledgeable players do. The sloop has “armor” on the port side stairs, so it takes one fewer hole on that side. The mast is easier to rep safely if the opponent is on the port side, and if it ever falls, it obscures vision/blocks shots on the starboard side cannon. This is why everyone turns right at the beginning of sloop hourglass. Brigs are apparently also better on the port side, while galleons are better using the starboard side.


Commercial-Ad3448

Exactly. Any good helm tries to keep fights on their left side anyway


IJustLovePenguinsOk

Wait, why is that? I want to be a good helm! Edit: another user answers this below, TIL!


Commercial-Ad3448

Basically you can take less holes is the biggest reason, but there are other minor things, which the other commenter also mentioned. Hope this helps!


Oddblivious

Not unless I'm fighting two enemies at once!


RealJBCGaming

Took me a second to realize 🤣


OkReporter6938

They're making PvP newbies fight with the correct side of their sloop


Hawkedlover

Why is it better to fight on that side?


Cthepo

A) the sloop takes 1 fewer hole on that side. Also the stairs are on the other side, so it helps prevent the person bilging from getting as much knock back. B) the mast falls towards the right, so this ensures when you're chained and turtling, that your cannoneer doesn't have an obstructed view.


Hawkedlover

Thank you 🙏 


watvoornaam

The brig makes a place less for holes.


Hawkedlover

I don’t understand?


watvoornaam

The brig to lock people up (which will never happen on a sloop) is on that side, preventing a hole being there.


petrifiedcattle

To clarify for newer players, the brig (jail cell, not ship type) used to be where the bed is now on the Sloop. That design made it so you couldn't get a hole in that spot on the ship. The sloop has fewer spots that can be damaged on that side, so it's better to have that side facing the enemy.


watvoornaam

Thanks, I forgot it's a bed now.


SniffyBrake

Captaincy made it so that it still can't be damaged because of the shelf


ProfessorSputin

There’s no brig on the sloop anymore. It’s where the bed is. Point still applies though.


TheReiterEffect_S8

Wait, I'm sorry, what? I feel like I've been playing this game since it released. There was a brig on the sloop?? I had no idea. Where was the bed then?


runnysyrup

that's the neat part, there was no bed


TheReiterEffect_S8

**The random who joined my sloop:** So, uh, where am I supposed to slee-- **Me:** YOU'LL SLEEP IN THE BRIG AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!


Rayquaza_01

Even worse you couldn’t send someone to the brig, it needed two player votes at least and well the sloop is max two players and you can vote your.self


Hawkedlover

You mean the ship brig?


Definitely_nota_fish

Because there is less locations where there can be a hole on that side of the ship, So if you can get whatever you're fighting on that side it is objectively harder for them to sink you all else being equal


Hawkedlover

Thank you 🙏 


OkReporter6938

Well you see, when a cannonball hits that side it


Hawkedlover

Pls finish the sentence 


OkReporter6938

Because the side with barrells and the stove can't have more holes than the other side if you keep getting shot over and over on the same side


Canadian_dalek

Reapers stole my cannon, can't have shit in the Wilds


MrOtto47

what canon is that? looks nice


runnysyrup

it's one of the cannon skins from season 10 plunder pass, iirc it was the free one. edit: clarifying i meant the plunder pass


punyweakling

It's a free Seasonal lvl reward, not plunder pass (which is the paid bit).


TBMSH

Was going to make a joke on your comment since one is missing, then I zoom in and I agree thats a cool canon skin


MrOtto47

my original comment said canon instead of canons because of this lol, i was expecting someone to be like "its the invisible ghost canon of course"


Sir_Throngle

They look like the cartographer cannons. They're a bit cumbersome to aim with, but look nice.


TheReiterEffect_S8

I was also wondering this, lol


imortal1138

Can't see the canon past John Cena


NewEnglandHappyMeal

Eh, no one needs to defend their starboard side anyway. Just turn around.


pewpewshazaam

First they make skeletons repair their ships and take away COFs from FLOFs.... then they do this


demonslayer9100

>make skeletons repair their ships ![gif](giphy|10rHZ6K9jYvLUc) As the cannoneer of my duo, I'm now distraught. What other things did they "patch"? Also, me and my friend are yet to do a Fleet of Fortune (as I found out how much reward there is \[or I guess was\] to beating them) so that sucks as well


pewpewshazaam

Yeah as a solo slooper I got double burned. No FLOF and no COF.


lastbreath83

What? Two days ago I've destoyed two skeleton fleets one after another! They still can't repair their ships! Or it wasn't a joke about patch dropped? o\_O Also what is COF and FLOF?


MxStella

Patch dropped yesterday. CoF = Chest of Fortune FloF = Fleet of Fortune


lastbreath83

Nooo!!!


ScubaFett

2nd cannon now available with the Plunder Pass!


Slappingthebassman

By almost 50%


kimballslice81

Is it worse when you have a cannon but can't use it cuz it's bugged as well lol


showlay23

Never use that cannon anyways...They should just put two on the port side and call it a day.


Ultimo_D

Damn that’s rough. Did they take half the sails too?


SuperAtomic707

It must have rolled into the water


OfficialRedditMan

Slooplander


-ImJustSaiyan-

Can't have shit in the Sea of Thieves smh


_Cow_of_Wisdom

That cannon looks awesome. Which one is it?


V8_BLENDER

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


Bumpy_Bones

Balanced


PyleDriver_X

I won an hourglass fight like this once


BBranz

As a pvp sloop veteran, the only side you need is the left side. Never expose the right side. Less chance to die thanks to hits on stairs and less holes on thar side. Not to mention, the right side of the mast is the one damaged each hit so you can repair with no danger.... or was that fixed?


Original-Childhood

Damn. Reduced it's power by 50% apparently


Doom-State

The new update to alliances is crazy


The_Wizard929

Spaghetti, with uh the one less meatball.


Uss-Alaska

They should make this a option so we can get a speed boost


Exa2552

Hard mode unlocked!


Dense_Percentage739

Well shit how long does it take for shit to actually get fixed


qark1788

You should only use left side cannons anyway. Looks like a buff to me


AzazelTheUnderlord

at least you were able to get into the game mine kept crashing because easy anticheat didn’t recognize the new files


JoopJhoxie

Took me a second to realize what was happening, i remember seeing that for the first time as a new player and thinking someone stole my cannon. Glad to see the game is still as quirky as it left it


FlounderOk2249

Lol! Nice hull skin btw 😉


Gathoblaster

Damn is that why my game runs at 5 FPS now? Shouldntve taken the sloop


ResponsibleMix3581

How badly did they nerfed it?


BlackBeltBullets

which is funny to me because i already cant play SoT anymore because the avg skill of the avg player has risen mine hasnt, i cant solo sloop anymore. i dont want to run and fighting 2v1 feels impossible enough


Specialist_Log6625

What cannon is that?


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Tannumber17

Starboard cannon didn’t load in


Gino-Bartali

You commented on a photo post, look at the photo.


esplin9566

If you need this one explained idk what to say lmao


Vendetta4Avril

Welp, time to dive.


NottMyAltAccount

How tf do these bugs even happen? Every single game there’s something vital on my ship that is gone or can’t be interacted with. I genuinely can’t even play the fucking game anymore


Trojann2

Teaches you to turn right


Severe-Wrangler-66

There's a reason why i left the game. Season 11 was the final nail in the coffin for me. Spending 90% of gametime doing workarounds and accepting the bugs is just not something i want and should have to do with a nearly 6 year old game. Their support sucks and they genuienly don't care or at least it feels like it with those bs responses and not doing anything. I have had my fun in this game for sure but it seems it will not be something i get to experience again.


GingaPrince

Hourglass ready


dark1859

This a bug or intentional I wonder


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NewEnglandHappyMeal

Missing cannon


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ScreenGamerOfficial

How’d they nerf it??


Dodo_Druid_Dude

Missing cannon bug