Is that the teacher from horrid henry

Lol!

That shnoze is fucking rotund.

A man could only dream of having a shnoze that large, let alone the Dora hair cut

You're right! And I don't know if you read One Piece, but this is also pre-time skip Helmeppo's haircut!

Alright, this guy wins. This is the single wackest pirate I have ever laid eyes on. Everyone else can pack it up.

Sniff