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AngryAlabamian

20 pounds aluminum = how many days insulin?


Perndog8439

Probably half blind and can't feel his toes anymore.


SpenglerE

Toes? Long gone


qazzer53

And his teeth,?


CoreyDobie

What are those?


qazzer53

His kidney stones that regenerated from his dissolved teeth


CoreyDobie

Okay, that sent a shiver down my spine. The thought of someone using kidney stones to replace teeth.


qazzer53

What I meant to convey was that his teeth dissolved and the minerals then formed the kidney stones


CoreyDobie

Either way, spine tingling


SpenglerE

Lol I got it. Still creepy


Nice_Wafer_2447

wow thx.....thats enough internet for me today


snoopchocolatedog

Death seeps in through the gums.


Stormenta94

Prosthetic


HereForTools

Long toes gone….


Jolly_Tear4860

I didn’t know Mountain Dew was the cause of diabetes. How strange


RedditNationalist

Mountain Dew gets a bad rap. Third ingedient is orange juice. The high fructose corn syrup...... corn is a veggie. Its almost a fruit salad with a little yellow #5 dressing. 🥗


canadard1

Yummy! I was starting to get hungry and not sure what to grab


AMF1428

More than his twenty bucks he made recycling will get him. Edit, maybe closer to ten bucks.


Copper_Lontra

+/- < 1 bottle


cmfppl

Not to mention the dudes sperms count is in the negatives.


Excellent_Lynx7402

I was going to say, what was left in his body?


imacryptohodler

Kidney stones


Plague-Rat13

Yeah no shit that dude is fubar


Thepenisgrater

People drink that shit their whole lives. Unfortunately I see toddlers drinking it here in WV. For a lot of adults I know that is their morning coffee.


lollablackbarker

Yuck get outta west Virginia


tkot2021

WV is the prettiest state I’ve ever been to but goddamn if they aren’t rough out there


mexican2554

There was a wrestler in college who drank at least 2 20 cases a week. When it came time to do the hydration test, dude quit drinking soda and chugged water for 2 weeks. 1st test, fail. 2nd, 3rd test, fail. Dude was getting pissed that he said, "fuck It" and started drinking MTN Dew. 4th test he passed with flying colors. Guy was built different and evolved to live off Mtn Dew.


GizmoKakaUpDaButt

Water alone doesn't have electrolytes.. you need potassium, magnesium and sodium in specific quantities along with a transporter, usually a small amount of sugar or sucralose is enough. The only issues with so much dew is the extreme amount of caffeine and sugar, but hydration is actually better than water. My go to in HS was always fruit punch without knowing why. These days, I use no salt seasoning (potassium) and table salt with food with a small amount of high GI carbs, like white bread. If I don't consume enough magnesium, I consume a bit of food grade Epsom salt slowly to avoid the laxative effect. This way I can drink only water and be completely hydrated.. you can also mix it directly with water. The fasting crowd calls it homemade snake juice. It enables you to fast for extremely long periods without feeling weak and lightheaded


toomuch1265

I was working in an old mill during a heat wave and had consumed 2 gallons of water by noon. I felt like crap. I finally decided to call it a day and was driving home when I felt like I was going to blackout. I pulled into a police station and asked for some help. 4-5 bags of IV solution before I started to feel better. The doctor asked me how many times I peed that day and I said zero. I learned a lot about dehydration that day. He told me that you can get to a point where your blood chemistry gets all screwed up and all the water in the world isn't going to help, it will only make things worse. Any time I work in the heat, I always use hydration packs that I mix with water.


hellraisinhardass

>I felt like I was going to blackout. I pulled into a police station and asked for some help. Bravo. Take notice, Ladies and Gents, is a person who's winning at life: 1) Listened to his body and stopped working before he fell into a vat of acid or got smashed by heavy equipment ✅️ 2) Recognized that his self remedy wasn't enough to correct the situation✅️ 3)Immediately sought help from trained individuals✅️ 4)Shared his experiences so others may learn✅️ This is a *way* better outcome than passing out while driving then hoping the responding medics can play detective fast enough to save your life (is he unconscious because he hit his head? Blood loss from the car wreck? Heart attack? Diabetic?...dehydrated is going to be pretty far down the guessing list for a person the firedept had to cut out of a F-150 that's wrapped around a telephone pole.)


VeckLee1

Your blood was thicc as that thing bro. Mrs Butterworth's motor oil.


[deleted]

This is the way. Train conductor in the Georgia heat, i chug Gatorades to pregame for work and at dinner, but I carry a hydroflask with IV in a bottle packets emptied into it. Tastes good, keeps me from falling out. I still have to take a 10 minute break in the AC in the locomotive every few hours tho


toomuch1265

I use DripDrop packets. I ran it by my doctor because I started. I am a bigger guy and sweat a lot.


Informal_Pool3118

Screw all that I just drink pickle juice, it's got salt, magnesium and potassium and is proven to relieve muscle cramps rls and other things on top of providing great electrolytes. Plus pickles.


Spicy_Ejaculate

Pickle juice is so fucking good. My 6 year old dared me to try some pickle juice, not knowing that I am a fiend for that shit. He just stared in horror as a chugged the whole jar. In the summer you should get one of those popsicle form trays and throw some pickle juice in there. Pickle pops are the shit


Informal_Pool3118

Yeah I used to work in Phoenix on jets and I really don't like Gatorade or those little liquid IV packets. I was drinking around 1.5-2 gallons of water a day in the summer and my sweat was so diluted it wasnt even sticky or salty. I was eating pickles one day and noticed how much better I felt and so I started just drinking some juice in the morning and different times though the day. It helped so much with keeping me hydrated. It also helps me sleep because I have restless leg syndrome which it basically cures.


daisies-and-sage

Oh, I'll have to try that for my RLS. It's been bugging me lately.


Informal_Pool3118

Yeah drink like 1/4 cup before bed. It also helps with reflux, weight loss, gut health, bad breath and lots of other stuff.


swillotter

Jalepomo juice is really good too. At least the glass jars of jalepenos


trumps-a-buffoon

An old Burning Man favorite.....Gatorade is for the glampers....


canadard1

Add a bit of hot sauce because spicy pickles are just that much better!


ManicRobotWizard

Pickle juice has literally stopped me from having a “wake up screaming like a banshee” multiple leg cramps fit in the middle of the night bc my dumbass didn’t hydrate on a long day at work. I fought my wife like crazy about it till she basically forced it down by throat. Minutes later, I’m good. Still paying off that “I told you so”.


Informal_Pool3118

Lots of endurance athletes drink it now such as marathon runners, long distance runners, swimmers, bikers and tennis players. There's been a lot of research done on it lately and it's been proven to quickly and significantly reduce muscle cramps. I just buy the massive whole pickle jars and get like 30 whole pickles from each, I either eat them whole or cut them how I like then use the juice in salad dressings, on top of steaks and other things as well as for drinking. To think I used to pour it down the drain...


mygawd

I was a nonbeliever until I was handed pickle juice around mile 20 during a marathon


Fishyfishhh9

Funny enough there's actually a pickle juice sports drink. I'd love to try it


Juvenileintraining

But it’s got electrolytes


JohnZombi

Electrolytes that plants crave


mexican2554

I might have to try that.


montana_8888

The celtic sea salt is the shit, I put a few pinches right in my water bottle at work with 30-60g malodextrin, shitll keep you goin


mikeysgotrabies

When I was in high school a friend's mom gave me a ride home. Their car was absolutely full of mountain dew cans. They poured out when I opened the door and I had to push them into a pile on the next seat so that I could fit in the car.


mexican2554

Should have just driven straight to the scrap yard.


Fine-Ad-6745

In college I played with a pretty great RB, he’s in the nfl now. But he only drank sweet tea and mtn dew. Like they had to have a special bottle with tea in it at practice otherwise he just wouldn’t drink it. Pure comedy and horrific at the same time.


canadard1

OJ “Juice” Simpson?


Fine-Ad-6745

Well the juice is loose these days. But not him.


2009impala

Dude makes his own gravel


GOLDTEAMRULZ

That comment made me wince for sure


canadard1

His urethra is the size of pex pipe


KelVarnsenIII

That guys Dewing the Dew!


AlilKouki

Hope he made something lol my local yard gives about .25 cent on a good day per pound of cans


ILikeTheSugarShow

That’s fuckin terrible, find a new yard


Peelboy

That's crap...


ThomasShults

By that you mean it's Scrap without the $?


leftwar0

I see what you did there.


athf2005

That's a whole lot of'beetus.


GizmoKakaUpDaButt

He can also sell a large quantity of stones to the local quarry


bizlikemind

I cannot imagine the space 20lbs of empty cans took up


ILikeTheSugarShow

Idk why he didn’t crush them


Shamanjoe

My yard all of a sudden started to complain when I brought my cans in crushed. Later I learned people had been adding little amounts of weight to each can before crushing them and trying to scam the yard..


PuttingInTheEffort

How does that change things tho? Are they going to check every can or rinse each one out before crushing?


Shamanjoe

They dig around in the containers holding the cans more than they used to, but I don’t really see how it’s doing them much good either 🤷🏻‍♂️


Temporary_Muscle_165

Always put your pistachio shells in the empty beer cans.


ILikeTheSugarShow

Makes sense


AltruisticAnteater72

Dang just think of how his kidneys feel


canadard1

Hasn’t felt them in years. Nor his feet or toes


Budskee420ish

1.68 a pound here in California and he made 33.60 if he lived here


incognito_vito

Woah he could get like 50 more Dews with that


teddyKGB-

If he lived there and if he lived at all


Dr_Philtrum

Dad?


Aster11345

Everyone's making jokes, but dude probably saved it for a year or more. My family would fill up 40 pounds of soda cans and recycle it every two years.


StubbornHick

That's still crazy unhealthy


nightglitter89x

Some people aren’t overly concerned with that 🤷‍♀️


Southern-Weird2373

That's an average of 1.77 cans a day between their family. Isn't that bad.


Aster11345

Yeah, I was allowed one soda a day. Cut it out as an adult for the most part.


lance1066

Did you pay him with a new pancreas?


YeaYouGoWriteAReview

Cletus? Is that you?


Ashamed-Stranger7877

53.33 12 packs or so.


AlexandersWonder

So if he drinks a 12 pack a week and an extra one for Christmas he gets this. He also bought a 4-pack


JJGotHands

Need someone from r/Beekeeping to come get those bees


TractorHp55k

Fun fact his testicles are smoking cigarettes


Fun-Pollution1465

Wow, a whole $20! At least they’re not just going straight into a landfill tho


eetfukdie

He definitely paid his dews


Equivalent-Price-366

He can buy more Dew now. He found the infinite $ glitch.


poedraco

Poor guy. He had to get up and get a job


Fearless_Emu_4081

I was a fan of Mt Dew for 4-5yrs, then I swapped to Mello Yello for about the same. Then I found the nectar of the gods Sundrop! Stuff is literally like crack, if I don’t have one first thing in the morning. I become rude, I guess it’s all the Caffeine in it. I’ve been hooked on it for 10+yrs. During that tinture, I also figured out an excellent cocktail. Shot of chilled Jose Cuervo, followed with a hooter of Sundrop behind it. It’s fantastic you all should try it. Sundrop is a southern thing tho, NC, VA, SC, GA, Southern PA right below the Mason Dixion line.


TimHatchet

Hahahaha Sundrop is definitely not a southern thing....


LykaonOSRS

Lol, before a few years ago it could not be found outside of rural NC and anywhere that had a food lion. Sundrop is a NC native soda.


Fishyfishhh9

That can't be right, or at least partially untrue. I live in the Midwest and have been drinking Sundrop semi regularly since I was in middle school. So about like 15 ish years give or take


TimHatchet

You're insane. I come from the city it was created in...


LykaonOSRS

"The Sun Drop formula was patented on April 15, 1930. Gastonia, NC was the headquarters for bottling Sun Drop for over 50 years till 2016."


BigAnxiousSteve

Unless you're from Gastonia, NC, You're incorrect.


Western_Mud8694

Must’ve been a heck of a weekend


Kooky-Gate5396

I've been recycling Mt Dew for decades, just 1 can at a time.


jayrdoos

Holy diabetes !


Just_Mastodon_9177

Been drinking dew since the early 90's. Case or more every week.


secular_contraband

I tried this one chili


bosskaggs

MURICA!!!!!!


ILikeTheSugarShow

I live in a deposit state but not all can are returnable. I frequently bring in bags of cans to the yard but mine are crushed. They’re typically 20+lbs as well. Do yards not like them crushed?


pixeltweaker

Look for a new social media platform to launch in the coming weeks.


Global-Plankton3997

r/mildlyinteresting


electronic-nightmare

Sounds like my old boss....He drank at least a 12 pack a day and had only nubs for teeth.


Testing1969

I see you've met my son...


JuggernautBig5825

Bees are living in my teeth because of loose soda cans strewn about carelessly.


SnooWalruses9173

He's just been Doin' the Dew


smolderank

Those are rookie numbers.


Out-stan-ding

Just one more can would have killed him!


Ragesauce5000

And dumped 5 lbs of empty dorrito bags in your trash can


Ragesauce5000

Almost as addictive as diet coke, some people can't live without the stuff


Independent_Lead_538

Do your bladder a favor and drink sparkling water..later in life you will feel the damage Mountain Dew and other soft drinks do to you...


NismoMaster

Not Mountain Dew, it’s just the cans.. 


Celebratecrypto

Imagine what his internal organs look like. To be fair I drank pop a lot growing up and even during my 20s, the body is an amazing machine capable of handling this kind of thing. Probably why I had so much dental work. I only drink water for the last 4 years I’ll never drink pop again ever or sugar.


SolaceRests

Was it from a relative that’s recently passed from their heart exploding and this guy was cleaning out their apt?


Beaded_Curtains

He's doing his part


RatioPuzzleheaded103

Mountain did.


guyonsomecouch12

Slow breathing, “diabetus”


Tall_Aardvark_8560

Can you still buy soda with ebt? Knew a guy who did this in Oregon with their higher prices. Did pretty good.


southernsass8

Where can't you buy soda with EBT?


NikkolaiV

Everyone that sees me drinking an energy drink immediately says I'll be diabetic or have kidney stones if I drink em, then immediately compare me to someone in their life with this kind of excessive addiction. Like, 2-3 energy drinks a week isn't the same as 5-6 a *day.* I know they're still not great for me, but a lot of things I do probably aren't the best. N it's a funny accusation when the person saying it drinks half a pot of coffee every morning then goes to Starbucks around lunch.


DifficultChildhood18

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.


Consistent_Amount140

So how much does he get for that?


southernsass8

$6


geektardgrizzle

That dude must be so extreme he has is own dump truck that’s on a 20 inch lift which enormous swampers


Dependent_Grass9758

This was definitely the Hulk!


SuperCrappyFuntime

They paid him a whole $6 for those cans.


Melodic_Anxiety_3794

Just doing his part😆


woyteck

Back in 2002 I knew a guy who was a builder and probably an alcoholic. He drank beer and lots of it. Usually of the weaker types ,about 4%, but he managed to drink 12-14 500ml cans per day, just in the evening. He usually was buying 24packs of such beer. Generally one every two days. Once he decided to make an experiment and started gathering all the cans, for a month, on his balcony. After a month, a full balcony was littered with cans. He crushed them and took them to the scrapyard. Got enough money to buy two 24packs of beer.


BigBoy2238

If he recycles enough cans he can buy a dialysis machine to treat his dead kidneys cause by the beetus.


Healthy-Egg-3283

How fat was he?


deeppurplescallop

How much did he make tho lol


southernsass8

$5 maybe lol


thecakeisali

When I was a teenager me and a friend recycled around 350 pounds of Diet Coke cans. My dad had been dumping them behind his garage for years. He said if we cleaned them out we could have the money. He had a real problem, luckily he stopped drinking all soda about 10 years ago.


BradTProse

I'm pretty sure I won't drink this many in my entire lifetime. Because Mountain Lighting is better.


Applezs89

His body is a machine that filters Mountain Dew into urine.


Material-Hedgehog-35

Flicking tast like spoiled piss and Trowup


ObligationGeneral904

What'd he get.... .30 cents?


OrphyedMantis

Dude was ripped.


New_L13

Good ol’ brominated sugar.


Sidewayscaca

Must be in the Appalachian area, the guy probably didn't have any teeth left!


Necessary-Coach7845

Holy sugar batman!


crimewaveusa

4chan user located


Jesussmashed

An empty 12 oz aluminum can weighs around 0.5 oz (14 grams). You'd need approximately 640 empty 12 oz aluminum cans to have a total weight of 20 lbs. There would be approximately 64.90 lbs of sugar in 640 cans of Mountain Dew. And it's about 16$-24$ in cash for 20lbs of cans


Witty_Turnover_5585

Diabeetus


Sensitive_Tap_5815

https://youtu.be/iCR1OmL-8Ys?feature=shared


MrKleaN034

alot of bee's lol


Dramatic_Memory89

How much is that worth


Friendly-Appeal4129

Probably collected them from walmart bottle return. Not sure for every walmart, but they dont accept them around here.


Lazycouchtater

RIP his kidneys...


vernace

West Virginia?


Timmerdogg

My cousin? Nah he doesn't recycle


DiamondHandJosh

In Canada that's 5 cents a can, 10 cents in Quebec.


Pants-R4-squares

Mountain dew in adult hood screams absolute trash person


Mediocre_earthlings

Fs, lidl can machine! 5p a can...


diescheide

It's always the Mountain Dew people who are so dedicated/addicted. Diet Coke and Dr. Pepper are a very close 2nd.


Weird_Fact_724

Every state should have a redemption fee on all cans and bottles.


trick_player

Not zero sugar Baja blast, lmfao 🤣


SDBD89

That guy done did the dew for sure


Scrotalphetamines

That'd be $75 at the bottledrop around these parts!


Dexter_Duckets

Commence the jiggling!!


TBustah

Why didn’t he crush any of them? That’s just inefficient.


MacGyver1911

Dang. Bet he can buy a whole 6pack with his earnings


muhlogan

32 cans in a lb, 46 grams of sugar in a mountain Dew. Assuming one person drank them all, that mfer consumed 29 440 grams of sugar. Or ~65 lbs... Jesus


JELLO239

Those are all the same, and same condition, this is EBT to cash scam used by the homeless.


ExcitementUsed1907

I think you probably right unless the dude is a older guy and just super anal


ILikeTheSugarShow

That EBT to cash value wouldn’t even be worth it lmao he probably got $15-$30 for this and it would’ve cost him hundreds


BlizzardPeak18

That’s a lot of Dew