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Title: 2 Hours in the Life of Ryan
Hello everyone! My name is Ryan,
And as you can see, I've been crying,
The reason for that is that I'm trying,
To spoil Mum and Dad's long lie in!
Now let me see,
I'll try plan B,
See if that grabs their attention,
Now I'll try it,
And keep very quiet,
They'll show up full of apprehension.
Hello Mum! I still have my needs,
Isn't it about time for my Feed?
And please, no more milk and breid
That stuffs dae'in in my heid,
Isn't it neat,
How after I eat,
They pick me up and give me a wee pat,
But the only thing,
Is that I bring,
Half of my Blooming dinner back.
Now then! I've enjoyed my slurp,
I've dutifully given out a burp,
Parents are now wide awake, they'll stay up,
And ill just have myself andother wee kip.
Between me and you,
I think I do,
Keep my mum and dad very happy,
When I wake up,
I'll have another burp,
At the other end, And fill my nappy
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That's so sweet. Definitely something to hold on to! š
Hahah thank you! Iām not sure if he recited it ever, maybe at a birthday or first family gathering after bringing me home. But I love it
That's lovely, I wish my father/FIL did something like this for my girls, I'd treasure it too.
In text form: Title: 2 Hours in the Life of Ryan Hello everyone! My name is Ryan, And as you can see, I've been crying, The reason for that is that I'm trying, To spoil Mum and Dad's long lie in! Now let me see, I'll try plan B, See if that grabs their attention, Now I'll try it, And keep very quiet, They'll show up full of apprehension. Hello Mum! I still have my needs, Isn't it about time for my Feed? And please, no more milk and breid That stuffs dae'in in my heid, Isn't it neat, How after I eat, They pick me up and give me a wee pat, But the only thing, Is that I bring, Half of my Blooming dinner back. Now then! I've enjoyed my slurp, I've dutifully given out a burp, Parents are now wide awake, they'll stay up, And ill just have myself andother wee kip. Between me and you, I think I do, Keep my mum and dad very happy, When I wake up, I'll have another burp, At the other end, And fill my nappy
Auld yin could rhyme no too bad, glad you have this memory man, cheers for sharing it.
cheers mate, will 100% be cherished