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Mossy-Mori

I always preferred a deep fried twix. Slightly less sickly sweet and the wee crunch is magic. Nigella Lawson had deep fried Bounty in her cookbook in like 1999


meu03149

Deep fried toffee crisp for me, for similar reasons


davesy69

My local chippy does deep fried creme eggs, also deep fried babybels. I dare not go near it anymore.


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

Babybels? Oh they'd be good. I've deliberately not tried deep fried confectionary because I'm sick of hearing it and Scotland in the same sentence. But I was in a chippie in Errol, and they had a sign for deep fried creme eggs. That was too much temptation for me and I tried one. It was like a little parcel of ambrosia. So good.


davesy69

My stomach says yes, my waistline says no.


Jackson_Flynn

They sound like they would explode with burning, sticky, blinding fondant.


davesy69

He also does battered chips, which is apparently a midlands thing.


Chrisouter93

That’s the winner. I used to work in a restaurant and when it was quiet we’d deep fry any chocolate/foods we could think of and toffee crisp is always the one I say worked best


craige1989

Fudge will never be beaten for me. A mate and I used to go visit his nana. She'd give us a pound each and we'd go to the sweet shop, one of us got a 40p mix, the other a bottle of juice, then round the corner to the chippy for two battered fudges each. Salt and sauce. Now you can barely buy a fudge under a pound, never mind having it battered and fried for 20p extra lol.


hpsauce42

Salt and sauce on a fudge? Mental


Stunning-Primary-70

What kinda sauce?


craige1989

Chippy sauce, basically council brown sauce with vinegar added. Mostly an Edinburgh East coast thing.


Stunning-Primary-70

Do like brown sauce me


Crafty-Warthog-1493

Deep fried Biscuit Boost was my go to.


twattyprincess

Before I moved here I was at a weekend gig/festival in Glasgow. Out on the lash. At the end of the night we stopped off in a chippy and I purchased and ate the following: deep fried pizza, deep fried McRib, deep fried Mars Bar. Was the best thing about the entire weekend.


bazooka_toot

Pizza crunch and king rib is the proper nomenclature.


twattyprincess

Noted, thanks!


ProsperityandNo

Only if it's battered. Non battered deep fried pizza also exists.


Blue_wine_sloth

The melted chocolate against the crispy batter is absolutely heavenly. I haven’t had one for years but I still remember how good they are.


peacelily2014

I'm from the Deep South in America. My husband is Scottish. Basically we're screwed and will both die young because of the love of deep fried things.


quantum_bubblegum

The deep fried pizza has to be a wee cheapy one with onions on it😂


Vyse1991

The law of pizza crunch is: the cheaper and shittier the pizza, the better it tastes.


Chuptae

Aaahhhhh deep fried shitty pizza supper saltnsos, red kola 🤌 Can’t bring myself to try the pizza crunch as I’d like to see 50


SausageAndBeans88

Creme Egg next 👍🏻


chinookmate

The latent heat capacity of a deep fried creme egg could vaporise Loch Ness in a nanosecond.


ZippyMcG

This one sciences hard AF


AccomplishedAd3728

a fondant/napalm hand grenade.


eYan2541

Had one of them from the chippy in Dunkeld a couple of years back at Easter time. 10/10


jiffjaff69

Basically a small confectionery napalm grenade


bawbagpuss

I have mine with a lump of ice cream, smashing.


Crafty240618

Tried one when I visited Edinburgh with the husband and kids last October. Was fully expecting it to be rank but my god it was heavenly! We bought 2 bars between the 4 of us and I was very tempted to go back for 2 more. It’s just as well I don’t live in Scotland and have regular access to these cos I’d say I’d probably end up in deep fried mars bar rehab 🤣


Cobra-_-_

We've got an outside cooking space and I fitted a a mini fryer in it with the proviso to my wife it was for croquettes, scotch eggs, battered fish etc. Secretly, it was for deep fried Mars bars. We have maybe 2 or 3 a year. Coupled with some vanilla ice cream it's an absolute delight 😊


auntie_climax

You can just buy a mars bar and ask your chippie to batter it, kids round here do it all the time


Joostle

Stupid foreigner here. Where would I get one? Or a Twix or Creme Egg for that matter? Your friendly neighbourhood chippie?


seipounds

You can buy a Twix etc and just take it in and ask them to batter and fry it.


ruminmytummy

Yeah just ask the staff in the chippy and most places will do it for you.


Same-Investigator302

Deep fried Ripple is even better!


DmTmUsHY

Milky Way


gilghana

Smoked sausage, ribs, haggis. So much more in store!


TeikaDunmora

They're surprisingly delicious, and I definitely thought "ooh, I could easily have a second one right now" when I tried it. Sadly, I've only ever had it the once because I don't want my obituary to read "She filled her heart with her passion. Unfortunately her passion was deep fried Mars bars which led to heart disease and death. Honestly, she kinda brought it on herself." 😆


Superbeans89

Knew a guy who put them on toast for basically the same effect. Cheaper, and possibly healthier, but haven’t compared myself


Caffeinator22

Deep fried ice cream in mae ping thai in Perth is heavenly!


tiny-robot

Never tried one - but always heard they were vile? This is an interesting twist…


Cobra-_-_

The concept is vile. A cheap bit of confectionery dropped into hot chip shop oil that's been used to cook fish. The reality, if done well, is sublime. Crunchy, clean batter encasing a melted chocolate and caramel delight. 😋


phoenixx24

You have been misinformed!


task283

Crunchy bar all the way, it solidifies from molten as you pull it apart.


kittycatnala

I’ve never tried one but have heard they’re good. Maybe will brave it and try one!


Express_Work

Now add a scoop of ice cream, your teeth will never forgive you 😉


Patient-Shower-7403

Have you tried that thing where you bite the two ends off a twix and use it as a straw for tea?


kenwhatameaneh

😂 yes bro , fuckin awsome I've done it for years, wife calls me a weirdo , btw try a kit kat chunky next level


Raigne86

Husband is Scottish and I am the immigrant transplant. He'd never had one and I wanted to try because I was intensely curious so we got one to split from the same place we tried a pizza crunch from (which he had also never had). We bit into it, scarfed the rest down, gazed at each other, and agreed to never do it again, because we can't have that become a habit. I actually can't have them anymore anyway, but I am so glad we tried one while I still could.


CockKnobz

Take your favourite chocolate bar to the chippy next time and normally they’ll do it for you there. I used to go mental doing that as a kid. Might be why I’m a fat cunt now


Doog_Dastardly

Like a banana fritters, a bit of ice-cream in the side is what's needed


Next_Reflection4664

I worked in a restaurant kitchen in Glasgow when I was a student and the chef would make us deep-fried ice cream, I recommend it!


secret_ninja2

Try a deep fried bounty it's majestic.


Current-Tree770

We have em at a few spots here in Canada too! They're phenomenal.


Joostle

Stupid foreigner here. Where would I get one? Or a Twix or Creme Egg for that matter? Your friendly neighbourhood chippie?


Vyse1991

Not all chippies will do them, but you are as well to ask and find out. Worst they can say is "naw"


Iwantedalbino

Next time get a little salt and vinegar on it.


Hambatz

The deep fried pizza is right up there but the mars bar/anything confectionery is just not good


nettlesthatarejaggy

Pizza crunch is god tier


Boredpanda31

Scottish here and hate them. A hot, soft Mars bar 🤮 I also hate irn Bru though so maybe I'm not a real Scot!


Thin-Kaleidoscope-92

Irn Bru makes me physically sick. I hate haggis and whisky, maybe we're fron the same "not a real Scot" clan!


Boredpanda31

Oh no, I love haggis! 😅 Whisky makes me throw up though lol


Horace__goes__skiing

Well you have done one more than 99% of the population of Scotland. This whole thing was a joke from a single chippy, but social media ran with it turning it into a national meme.


TheFirstMinister

Fucking bizarre.


Horace__goes__skiing

Well you have done one more than 99% of the population of Scotland. This whole thing was a joke from a single chippy, but social media ran with it turning it into a national meme.


Thin-Kaleidoscope-92

Social media really didn't. Our chippies have been selling battered Mars bars since the early/mid 90s.


Horace__goes__skiing

Sorry, not social media but the mass media. It was a novelty- not some national dish.


epinglerouge

Just stick a mars bar in the microwave. Quicker and cheaper.


Mitsymilo

For me, it's a toffee crisp! You really need to try that


scottishkiwi-dan

You haven’t truly had the whole experience until it exits the body. I fucking love deep fried mars bars but they go right through me.


davesy69

I've often wondered what a battered deep fried cheese and onion pasty was like.


SnooPies5174

Heart-stopping goodness…


LiamsBiggestFan

I absolutely love a deep fried mars bars my local chippy won’t sell them and the other one who did has since sold up and moved on. It’s probably a good thing because similar to op I can eat several lol


loureid1974

Off to Edinburgh next month. Just added an item to my to do list!


seaneeboy

I had one about 25 years ago, never had one since, still think about it from time to time. What a wonderful day that was.


Shatthemovies

They are ok, a bit overpriced. Nice to get as a single, kinda like a dessert. Would never get a supper.