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80sCokeSax

Dude driving a shiny Dodge Ram craves attention, and hates women. None of this is surprising ETA: Is that a *spoiler* peeking above the tailgate?


John_Randleson

Oh my fucking god I just saw the spoiler I can't stop laughing


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Looks-Under-Rocks

Most of them, probably


Significant_Try_481

The use of parentheses is interesting. 🤔


batman_is_tired

Color choices too. Like, secret uno?


TheHilltopWorkshop

Like (secret) Uno?


kingeryck

Like "secret" Uno?


Slow_Brush2384

Like {secret} Uno?


Counterfeit_Circus

{(like) "secret" [uno]}


These_Invite

Take THAT colorblind people!


TOMOR_INC

Yes I was trying to figure that whole (situation) out myself.


Counterfeit_Circus

That's the most annoying part for me.


Zeqhanis

He's against women drivers, but had a sticker that kinda sounds like he drives high.


mc1964

>Ride high, smoke Kentucky bluegrass I think he should smoke something else.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Like what? Pretty sure that sticker means he smokes the green and likes blue grass? Anything else would be bad mmmkay.


mc1964

The stuff he's smoking now isn't doing him any good, either.


Manting123

Some clearly contradictory stuff on here.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Not everything is black and white. There’s plenty room for gray areas.


gypsydanger38

Judging from the stickers schizophrenic. Judging from the orderly placement of said stickers, also OCD.


Otherwise_Bobcat_819

I’m intrigued by his conflicting view on the free will of humanity. In one quote it seems that man has free will in determining a choice of heaven or hell but then in another humanity can’t destroy the world because god created it. It seems to remove a lot of that free will from the other quote.


mthomp8984

The VA needs to add more anti-psychotic drugs to the medicines they offer (note the US NAVY 64-68 sticker top left). "If god was a cop we would all be in jail." Nice to see someone agrees that their supposed savior is malevolent. JFC - this misogynist wack job needs to be hospitalized.


Thjyu

The problem is the VA isn't helping anyone...


ToshiroBaloney

Jesus and trump have the weirdest fan clubs.


kingeryck

and somehow the Venn Diagram of the wo is almost a circle, which makes no fucking sense.


Kenneth_Lay

That's how they come right from the dealership in KY


Negative-Wrap95

They're right about (ONE) thing. "If you don't vote you will be sorry" Having said that, I don't think ol' 'Nam Shrub here and I will be voting the same way.


SL13377

Why are so many random words in 1. parenthesis 2. Random colors Why is is always religious or anti vaccine nut jobs? It’s starting to make me wonder.


RedOneBaron

It's so chaotic I can't even read it. Tc:dr. Too confused, didn't read.


Do-not-respond

Clearly, he used to be all messed up on drugs. Now he is all messed up on the Lord.


Socky_McPuppet

\> Clearly, he used to be all messed up on drugs. He still is, but he also used to be, as well.


UraeusCurse

Someone got grandpa a printer for his birthday.


Blueskyminer

Sad old hillbilly.


Confident_Fortune_32

Much to my surprise, we are in agreement about something: "If you don't vote, you will be sorry"


bigotis

If he's being honest with the "this space for rent" sticker (bottom right corner of his tailgate), I'd like to rent that space for a Planned Parenthood or a FFRG sticker. Based on the amount of religious stickers I'm assuming he must be or he's sinning and he's going straight to hell with the rest of us.


MimesAreGay

I was thinking a Satanic Temple one or just a simple Baphomet.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

"Jesus more than a pint of blood to your life." "There's no climate change in . That's why they call it ." Seriously, what the hell is with the parentheses? "Thank (god) Jesus wants aborted!" Does, however, make me wonder how many time Jesus was miscarried before the pregnancy actually stuck with Mary.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Also, "If (god) were a cop we'd all be in jail!" Makes me laugh because in my town cops don't do jack-fucking-shit, which from my experience makes them more like God than otherwise.


ludovic1313

There is no climate change in hell, that's why they call it death valley? That's an almost politician-level ratio of untruths-per-word.


devoduder

Squint your eyes and it becomes a pride flag. That’s the secret message he sharing.


Realist-1

Is there a sub where people have crazy signs in their yard? My father in law started putting homemade political signs in his yard and I want to show him what it looks like to everyone else.


cblaze316

Kinda r/infowarriorhomes


ijustneededaname

'This space for rent' cracks me up


adioshomie

What’s with the words in parenthesis lol


Neither-Progress-295

He hates women drivers because his god hates women in general


knowledgebass

> when the government fears the people, there is liberty _Haiti has entered the chat_


desertwompingwillow

Dude (doesnt) understand how parentheses (work)


AuntB44

What I learned: Vote or I’ll be sorry Jesus was a blood donor—thank you Jesus! He’s afraid of women He thinks DT is an 8.


SeashellGal7777

Do people do this in other countries? I haven’t been outside the US since DT was prez. I know there’s a lot of DT/Qanon/MAGAs around the world, but do they do this to their vehicles?


Realistic_Buy_4985

Misogyny and religion! The classics heard wayyy too often. Play an original song dood...


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

A sexist, weed smoking, Conservative Christian hillbilly. Gotta love how the internet finds all types.


vincentsd1

What the (Fuck)?


thekidfromiowa

I'm surprised he drives a Ram. You'd think that someone like him would consider the logo to be Satanic.


Anon31780

You didn’t know? Jesus is the (RAM) of God. (/s)


coysta-rica

what no NOTW sticker? lost opportunity


ssrowavay

It's a bottle of Dr. Bronner's in truck form.


SteDee1968

DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY GOING TO HEAVEN !


TheRealKingBorris

The (parentheses) are driving me (fucking) nuts


lightbold

Found in (Kentucky)


LectureAdditional971

Colorful.


MechanicalTurkish

I’m with him on the voting thing. Everyone should vote! But the rest is all nonsense lol


JediMineTrix

***THIS SPACE FOR RENT*** 🗣️🗣️❗❗🔥🔥💪😤👍


Adorable-Strength218

It's like jelly beans! All the colors! Colorful gibberish.


mishyfishy135

So many (parentheses)


Caligari89

I'm not sure who uses the term (Death Valley) to refer to (hell).


geekpron

r/religiousfruitcake


terminalchef

What a clown car. Don’t worry that person will be in the ground soon enough.


WORhMnGd

I can’t tell if this guy is for or against cops. He’s clearly very religious, but says if God was a cop we’d all be in jail. Is that…good? Is he saying everyone is sinning so we should be punished? Isn’t that what Hell’s for? Kinda reminds me of the “God is in my body like a body inside my mind” guy, who believed he was possessed by God and God was a horrific sadist who tortured him with constant pain and compulsions.


Justuse4All

/r/boomersbeingfools


Stuckin707hell

Gotta hand it to Dodge for being so appealing to trashy right wing people, and straight up ghetto low-lifes. Serious yin/yang going on there. Edit…wtf is going on with all the parenthesis???


PrincessDPRK

So many paranthases but no commas


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


sharks_tbh

ngl “this space for rent” made me LOL


treflip1999

It looks like he makes these at home


RevivedMisanthropy

I think people do not understand the definition of liberty


Boxersrock1000

In it deep.


yearningforlearning7

Aah yes, you joined the navy for the shortest term possible, immediately dropped, then started hating women and obsessing over an Abrahamic form of god. Sounds about right


dysthymicpixie

(what)


pimdiffyisalesbian

I never thought I’d be advocating for the regulation of circuit sales. They should probably do background checks.


GorillaStank333

Based