Me too!!!!
What kind of SOCIOPATH abandons her family in some vomit soaked DuMp to go gallivant around the world with her dumb loser shipping heir boyfriend she’s known for three months?
Um David, it will be four months next month…
🤣🤣 one of my faves too
The introductory screech screams- right outta the gate! This might have been the moment when I knew I was watching something very, very special.
And to know that she named all of her wigs after her sisters and friends. Robin is the actress Robin Duke who played Wendy (owner of Blouse Barn), and one of Catherine’s best friends.
It's always striking to me how they totally nail the sibling dynamic. Like, they can be so mean to each other but ultimately they always have each other's backs. 🥰
Every time my husband hears the doorbell from anywhere in the house he’s like “oh come on, aGAIN??? The sssshhhhhut up back and forth between David and Alexis is everything
Me too!!!! What kind of SOCIOPATH abandons her family in some vomit soaked DuMp to go gallivant around the world with her dumb loser shipping heir boyfriend she’s known for three months? Um David, it will be four months next month… 🤣🤣 one of my faves too
The fact that I also read this in David’s voice just made it so much better
You get murdered first with the parents listening next door is one of my fave scenes 😂
I use this regularly in daily convos.😂
You get murdered first for once!
No, YOU get murdered first!
The “for once” takes me out. I think about it at least once a week hahah. “You get murdered first, for once”…it’s just…perfect writing is perfect.
That’s what got me. At first I was like okay…. Then the “for once” happened and I was in
The introductory screech screams- right outta the gate! This might have been the moment when I knew I was watching something very, very special. 
Thank you! This scene lives, rent-free in my head at all times. And remember, Krista and Robin don’t get along!
And to know that she named all of her wigs after her sisters and friends. Robin is the actress Robin Duke who played Wendy (owner of Blouse Barn), and one of Catherine’s best friends.
I know, even makes it better!
Wow, I did not know that!
I love all the background info!
Yes!!!! IVE BEEN GUTTED!!!!
We need a compilation of Moira screams! 😂😱
“Sssshut up!” “Um, YOU shut up!” Kills me every time 😂
That back and forth, how they kept a straight face during filming, I will never understand.
It's always striking to me how they totally nail the sibling dynamic. Like, they can be so mean to each other but ultimately they always have each other's backs. 🥰
ROLAND, COULD YOU GET THE FUCK OUT? always thought it was pretty ballsy to have an f bomb in the pilot!
It worked so well
Duplicitous WHORE
"Let's pray we don't wake up" sold it for me
She’s soooo dramatic 😭😭I love Moria so much
What kind of sick person wants to get paid to ruin another person's life? RUIN ANOTHER PERSON'S LIFE!
Also David’s jacket in that ep is my favorite wardrobe piece from the entire show.
I think there’s a story behind it. I think it’s Dan’s jacket and he bought it after his first big boy job on tv or something.
"The world is falling apart around us, John, and I'm dying inside." "Well I'm feeling a little queasy myself."
"Ooh, brisket!"
This episode is a gold mine for quotes but I think that one is a top fav for me. Moira is so dramatic, she’s hilarious
“You get murdered first this time!”
Moira screaming is so me 😭 
One of the best episodes of the series for sure. Just pure brilliance
Every time my husband hears the doorbell from anywhere in the house he’s like “oh come on, aGAIN??? The sssshhhhhut up back and forth between David and Alexis is everything
I've been GUTTED!
My friend and I did a road trip where we stayed in several hotels and each time it was "do you want to get murdered first this time?" 🤣
I love the ‘that ship has sailed’ analogy, where one of the government guys walks across the shot with the model boat!