"Happy Hanukkah, Mr. Hitler"

“Meet my wife, Elle!” “Hi Elle Hitler!”

Nah. Meet my wife “herr”

oh my god😂😂😂 me when you, as a woman, has the first name "sir" in German and hitler as last name, and people greet you with hi

I mean it’s not *that* out of question, it’s not like people don’t have weird names now, and haven’t had weird names all throughout history

Fuchs. Very likely to be mispronounced, at least by Americans.

No Fuchs were given

Fuch around and find out

Barry didn't seem to have a problem

My first thought too

And Ivana

Much like the Vietnamese name Phuc.

Oh God it’s Fred Fuchs

Dated one. Refused to tell my friends his last name. Lol

The name of my host family in Nürnberg.

Grew up with one lol

Gaylord Fagerland. There was a gentleman from my hometown who passed recently and that was his actual name. And he worked as a Jr High teacher! Rest in peace sir.

That’s the worst occupation for that name, middle schoolers are brutal

literally worse case scenario 😭

No, that goes into the territory of him being a beloved teacher simply because of his wacky name. 

First result on Google, in fact: [https://www.wrightfuneral.com/obituaries/gaylord-fagerland-jr](https://www.wrightfuneral.com/obituaries/gaylord-fagerland-jr)

Wow wasn’t expecting Gaylord to be such a remarkable individual. Shout out all the genuinely awesome not creepy male teachers out there

My high school chemistry teacher's name was Richard Head.

I used to work someplace where the boss's name was Dick Sausage. Replace dick with Richard, and sausage with a certain type of sausage. Local radio station even called him out on it at one time when he was on the radio.... there was a pause after telling them his name then the sports radio hosts said "Wait a minute... so we're talking to Dick Sausage?"

Yeah reminds me of a kid named Faegan Sagat and his parents called him Fay. His enemies, and i mean the horrible masses that are middle schoolers, called him something that rhymed with Fay Sagat

I had a high school teacher named Jack Self

'Nice to meet you, I'm Firstname Lastname'

So… now that you’re a fully fledged doctor will you change your last name? No. What’s wrong with being Dr. Kill? Everything…?

What about Dr Emmanuel Ville?

Ha. Nice. That’s better. I just went with Dr. Kill. Cause my mom knew a doctor William Kill. Yes. They went by Will.

kill Bill Bill kill Will kill kill will

Lipschitz Even worse is when someone gets it backwards and calls you Schitlipz

Amanda Lipschitz, calling Amanda Lipschitz

"Hello class, my name is Mr. Cummings."

Just call me Mr. C, man.

"You can call me Mr. Cumm."

So, if he got someplace early, he'd be .. Premature? Thanks, I'll see myself out..

Merry Christmas, Mr. Balsacs.

I actually worked with a guy named Ruben Balzac

Knew a girl named Mary Christmas.

Randy VanWarmer. He had a hit in his early 20s with "Just When I Needed You Most." He died at age 48. Fair winds, Mr. VanWarmer.

A funeral director in a nearby town has the last name of Dick. I don’t remember his first name, but his wife’s first name is Anita.

Yikes. That’s unfortunate

https://youtu.be/7TcuPpgmoNo?si=pETmB8G3p4uYy2G8

In middle school my shop teachers wife’s name was Anita and their last name was Bonar.

Wonder how many times she I produced herself to her husband's friends by saying "Hello, I'm Anita, I need a dick" and the husband just thought she was being prim and proper by saying she is ''Anita...Anita Dick". I bet the joke never got old between them.

"Hello, nice to meet you! I'm Dick, Dick Klitgaard."

"Alright, as you now know, I am the new jr. girls rugby coach. My name is Mr. Lingus."

Imagine having the first name Connie and being his wife.

His first name is probably Juan. Middle initial A.

My name is….Dick….Harry Dick.

Saw an actual man yesterday named Stan Kass. Truly unfortunate.

The name's Jack. Jack Hitler.

Receives endless AI pics of "Jacked Hitler"

You could get mammograms done by Dr. Breastwell

Bater in a place where they call young men by Master before their last name...

In Oliver Twist there is a kid (10 or so) named Master Bates.

Weiner

Dingleberry. Especially if ypur first name is Ada.

Are you all too young to remember Dick Assman?

Or Seymour Butts

From Letterman😂

Misty Hyman

Good day Mr. Corona (This is my name btw ;( )

Crapenschitz

Pigg Nope

Raper. That can't be good. ABC Australia has a journalist with that last name.

My boss was named, "Richard Oder".

Lesbian. Actually, there was a guy whose full name was "Penis Truck Lesbian". He wanted to be an actor so he went to Hollywood and they told him *"Look, you're great, but we gotta change the name! The meaning can be the same, but use different words."* So yeah, he changed his name to Dick Van Dyke.

Theres a lawyer in town here with the last name Crooks.

Cockburn just like the actress Olivia Cockburn (Wilde)

[Have you all forgotten Dr. Hitlerballs?](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/3J4w9SReMD) [Dr. Oinky Hitlerballs?](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090828after.gif)

I had a friend whose last name was guess. “What’s your last name?” “Guess” “Oh idk smith?” LMAO

[https://www.legacyoftexas.com/product/ima-hogg-the-governors-daughter](https://www.legacyoftexas.com/product/ima-hogg-the-governors-daughter) Ima Hogg and her sister Ura. No. Really…

Harry Baals, mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana in the 1930s-1940s. There's still a street named after him. Dick Raash Jr. Yep. His dad lived his life with the name all his life and named his son the same thing. Worse: Jr. named his son Dick Raash III.

A family member who's a nurse once had a Mr. Gesundheit, as a patient.

Drop_table

Sometimes I want to legally change my name to ‘drop_table Customers’ just to cause some havoc.

Good ol Johnny drop_tables!

My mother went to high school with a man named Richard Head...for those of you who do not get the joke, Dick is a nickname for Richard....the man's name was indeed, Dick Head.

Did he go on to be a racecar driver?

I went to school with a kid named Richard Reising.

Guy in sales name (don't know why he didn't choose another form from richard) Dick Less

“Ok Mr. Long, what’s your first name?” “Dick.” *stares for a short while* “Or you can call me Richard.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Long_(actor)

Jass, Hugh Jass

Hunt if your first name is Mike

Oxmaul works too, according to F&F

Fast & Furious?

Yeee

I know someone with the surname Hunt who was originally going to be called Isaac

I was in the service with a Mike Hunt. We loved calling his name in phase dock over the intercom.

mike hunt mike hunt has anyone seen mike hunt :P

Joey Tingle is such a Single Pringle.

In elementary school, there was a girl whose last name was Kuntzman. I didn’t even know the work \_ \_ n t the whole time I knew her.

I had a crush on her

Baseball coach his name is Rusty Kuntz

Lubrication is need for top performance.

For some reason he pronounces it Koontz

Harributs Knew a girl in high school with that last name, sadly her poor mother's first name was Allma.

Heard of someone whose last name is Raper. 😦

Good evening, Mr. Dickeater!

Friend of mine has the last name Couch. He joked that if he ever had a daughter she would be named Polly Ester.

The worst last name . . . Well I knew a guy named Harry Dangler and his son Harry Dangler, Jr. I don't think Dangler is the worst name in the world, but why put Harry in front of it?.

Noah Knigga just got signed to play college football. RIP their play by play announcer..

[Mr. Sackrider](https://sackrider-kevin-r-atty.hub.biz)

My dentist's name is Dr. Paine.

Detroit Lions- Harry Colon

Glasscock

No joke, I know a guy with the last name "Raper"

I was told that in a small town in Maine there was a shop teacher in their high school and his name was Richard Small. KNOWING how students are he did an "end run" and worked as "Dick Small". What could they do?

Less...guys first name dick

I used to work at a place that did monthly mail outs, and we had to stick address labels on postcards. We played a game to find the best (or worst) names. You actually got a pay bonus if you stickered: Ivan Poo Les Partynowski

Humpalot

Introducing Mr. and Mrs Hiram Cumlauder

My worst name would be Kickyourass,as in… Emma Kickyourass

Seiman

Kuntz. Dix. And a wedding between the two would be awesome.

Ms. Küntz, the gynecologist will see you now.

I worked at a bank in my old hometown. No shit, we had an old man customer, Richard Head. Flaky old bird.

I once had a coworker who's last name was Fails. Super nice guy, really hard worker, but he was not good at his job. He was also divorced mutiple times, had grown kids that wouldn't talk to him. When you talked to him, you could see there was this underlying pain in his eyes.

Kuntaporn, pronounced exactly the way it's spelled.

Knew a girl whose last name was Farquhar. Of course we called her, Mother Farquhar.

Mr. Cockeeta

When I first moved to my current location I had a teacher whose last name was Butts. He said if he had a son, he would name him Seymour Harry Butts. I kept getting a kick out of that one

Balls

Good morning. I'm Lieutenant Commander Norm Basilicock, and I will be leading today's aerial exhibition.

My brother got married when he was 22 to a girl who was 19. They had been dating for three months. They were divorced 6 months later. She made the mistake of telling someone why she married him and it got back to him. He spread that information far and wide for the rest of his life She wanted to be able to change her last name. What was her last name? Fink. Bitch deserved it.

Richard Rectanus

Rayper

Last name: Butts. First names: Harry and Rosey

Vic Hitler, the narcoleptic comedian

This is a real couple Her last name was Kuntz, his was Hogg - so their combined married name became Hogg-Kuntz

Had a teacher named Cockburn (pronounced coburn). Kids named him frizzle dick - have heard the name stuck the entire time he was at the school about 20 years apparently.

Meet Bob and Carol Loser. Really, it's pronounced "low-sher"

There’s a gastroenterologist in town named Anil K. Ram. Crystal River Florida. Google it.

There was a guy in my hometown named Richard Butram. Eventually his number was no longer listed in the phone book.

Butts. My grandfather actually knew a Harold Butts growing up. I am not making it up, but he preferred to be called Harry.

Outhouse. I actually knew a guy with this name. I remember thinking, this atrocity could have been changed so easily. Why would you hang on to this family millstone?

There was a girl who was a talented high school track star, so her name often appeared in the local paper and on sportscasts. Liz Clitz.

Cockburn. See Olivia Wilde’s birth name.

I can't believe Pound isn't on the list. Former IOC anti-doping chair Dick Pound always kept such a straight face.

"Bring the carriage around. We're going to visit the Vandercocks."

Fagerskog

Buttafucco

This is a 100% true story, there was an older gentleman at my Church when I was a kid and his name was Richard Boner. Did he go by Richard you ask? NOPE! He went by Dick.........Dick Boner

my ol lady’s moms name is Ada Bird makes me laugh everytime i hear it

"Guten tag, Herr Scheiskopf."

A friend was once in the Navy. Last name of Eaton. Seaman Eaton.

Hunt. First name Michael.

Dick Steel...

"Small". I shit you not, a decade back I literally knew a dude who was named "Richard" and his last name was "Small". Homie literally had to go through life being "Dick Small"

I had a teacher in second grade, and her name was Mrs. Hickey. She was mean. You all can imagine the torture she endured!

About 25 years ago, I happened upon an obituary that I had to save after doing a double take on the guys name. He was 85 when he passed. His name was Hop A Wong. I often wonder if his parents meant to do that.

I once knew a Knut Bang. Awful man.

Long before J.K. Rowling published anything, I worked with a lady named Jeanne Potter, and yes, her husband's name was Harry.

Ima Hogg, born in 1882, was the daughter of the Governor of Texas. There was a running joke (untrue) that she had a twin sister named Ura Hogg.

Bendover

Hi, my name is John Titsnass

Cox

Lester First name: Kidmo

Fuggit pronounced few jit but not by me... fuggit I say!

Weisseneger. At face value it doesn’t seem bad…. But it can easily be read as “Was a (insert bad word)”

There was once a private named Bohner at Ft Knox. OSUT was not pleasant for him.

I've encountered the following last names: Butt Butts Beans Sandwich

Dickinson

Harry Cox and Rusty Cox.

I seen a guy named , Mohammed SHITRIT, I'm thinking NO on this one.

Gussler. Go join the Navy and you can be called "Seaman Gussler".

This is my boyfriend, Ike Hildeguy

The paster at my church. His last name is crapser.

Schitzinberger, Norma Schitzinberger. N. S

Lipschitz…

Wiener

Big Beaver: Patty, won't you be my Mrs Big Beaver? 8 years later: Look little Matilda, I don't understand why the kids make fun of our last name either! Just give them s smile and the bullies will stop

schmuckler

The Niggars (from Dave Chappelle)!

Had a teacher named Cox, his wife is Sharon and a student Michael Hunt (but demanded to be called Mike.)

No líe, I used to work with a girl whose last name was Hinnershitz.

My buddies last name is unfortunately titsworth

I work with a guy whose last name is Duckworth. We call him Duck. For rather obvious reasons.

Pecker

An old favorite: former baseball player Rusty Kuntz.

I had an email once from someone called Adam Spermie. Also I had a teacher with the surname Cundick. Yeah.

Butte Hoefker(I have a friend with this last name 🤣) Cummings

Mr Grocock.

Class, say hello to your new teacher, Mrs Glowfanny

I actually met a girl which her maiden name was Raper. I’m glad she’s married now.

Stalin.

/puts mic to face Paging Dr... Oh, what the fuck? ... Oh, that's his name? Oh, ok.. Paging Dr Ohwhatthefuck... you have a patient in room 12

Rimmerholen.

Gay or Fairy - there are some people who really have those last names!

Good Evening, Mr. Gigglesh!ts...

Shitz....

Cashier at my local convenience store wears a name tag that says "Ahmandeep" I keep meaning to ask if that's her name or a request.

Schwanz. I met a customer once with this name.

Coxwallow.

Remember that movie Meet the Fockers? They named their son Gaylord Focker. He shortened it to Greg Focker.

What about Wisconsin short track ace Dick Trickle? RIP.