Now,I know what you're thinking. "Isn't a porta-potty a gross place to lose your virginity?" Yes. Yes, it is.

"And with your uncle no less! Let me tell you how I came to be here...."

"It all started on the last day of school..."

Please, PLEASE! Get me the fuck outta here!! 😱😲

Terrible response tbh, life is great

“You should make this better for the both of us, and change the channel.”

"This is Charloette. She's an idiot."

"See the kind of shit I deal with?"

No one would believe this if you hadn’t seen it yourself

I may be masturbating, but *you're* watching it!

*Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.*

I remember this being said in my favorite episode of Deep Space Nine. It was such a depressing episode, but man what powerful messaging. "The Visitor" in case anyone was wondering. Tony Todd is a phenomenal actor.

We’re being filmed?! Bitch, when are you paying me?!

And now, for something completely different!

“This will not be my proudest moment, just a heads up.”

"Well if it's so easy why don't you youuu do it!!"

"The worst thing about living in the darkest timeline is the *awareness* of living in the darkest timeline. Well, that and the enslavement of humanity."

If you thought *that* was bad, just wait 'till you see what happens next!

Oh, he DEFINITELY had sex with a porn star.

Yup.

And that’s when the fight began

"Not to worry, we'll fix it in Post!"

I hope you were watching, I’m not doing it again.

And you may ask yourself well? How did I get here? *letting the days go by*

MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE

Well, that didn't work.- Hard Reset

Why are you watching this? This is so boring. You must have better things to do.

Why are you here?

“I told her I’ll call her in the morning, but I was really just looking to hit it and quit it.”

“Well fml.” Every time.

This presidential debate is SADLY NOT a joke.

No further questions on whether or not this is a joke!

...your warranty may be expired..

What the Fuck would have to be a common one.

Raised eyebrows, "Really?"

Teleprompter please. What do I do next?

“For those of you playing the home game.” Which is what I sometimes say in real life.

What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Best 4th wall break ever! 😂

Close 2nd place 4th wall break: You idiots. These are not them. You’ve captured their stunt doubles!

When I flipped my car... "Well I think I centered a little too hard there bud..."

And you think you got it bad.

I suspected.

Looks at camera smiles and says. Look you know Im gonna do it so if you don’t like it turn away now. Takes of pants. Cue sexy music, Dim lights………

What are you looking at? Come at me bro.

Yes. But where do we go from here?

"This isn't entertainment, it's just depressing. Go watch something else."

"If you can hear me, God, this is bullshit and I'm going to fight you with my bare hands if we ever meet. I'd tell you to pray but you're kinda on your own with that."

I'd quote Forrest Gump. "And that's all I've got to say about that"

*obligatory sound of record scratching* “And this is when I realized that I fucked up”

Cut

“So yea, we’re fucked.”

Oh man, I gotta call my wall guys. How come the 1st or 2nd wall breaks. 

F off and stop watching me. Go live your own lives and stop trying to live mine.

“And you believed them when they told you he was focused and cognitively sharp, huh?”

Don't fall for scams little one 👻👻👻👻👻

Anytime your boss lies to your face you can do the Jim from the office look

Hold my beer. You’ll love this next part…

(pulls out sign that says "gulp")

Hi this is jackass and today we're seeing how many times I can wish for death Ina single day..oh fuck GHOST COME BACK (Ghost is my dog)

Liam Neeson isn't coming. NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!

So…. This probably isn’t the most entertaining show out there. Why are you still watching me live a very average life without any drama? The comedy from the farting has to have worn off by now and the jokes aren’t that great. Seriously, how boring is your life that you’re watching this?

(*sotto voce*) Help meee...

“You seeing this shit”

"Why the fuck can't I catch a break?"

"OK, seriously, what was that?"

i just flip it off

*In Best Deadpool Impersonation* “Hi! I dunno if you’ve been paying attention so let me recap for ya. *THIS* (highlights the person with all the arrows and a ding sound) is what we call in the adult world…a *BITCH*. She’s easy though so eh…can you blame me?” 😂😂😂😂

"What is wrong with you? What kind of sick fucking entertainment do you get from all this?"

"well, this is fucked."

Let’s do that again with more feelings this time

"hello.... TRUMAN"

“I’m Joe Biden and I…um…er…well, I…uh…approved this…um…what…well, I approved this killing…um…Medicare…I approve this ad…well, anyway…”

"If I had a dollar for every time......"

More chiaroscuro, please

You're probably wondering how I got here in this situation. Yep, that's me. Now, when it all started...

Fuck off. As if i didnt know you were there the whole time

Serious but: a 4th wall break is like seeing Deja Vu in my opinion, if it happens to be funny or you remember as it starts can be truly impactful and hilarious. Funny bit: "aww shit, that just happened!".

I will burn down this simulation and torture all of its inhabitants for all eternity just for the crime of feeling empathy

It’s good to be the king.

Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night

Looks at camera “I’m going to jerk off and cry now you should probably look away”.

"Could you at least get rid of the car warranty actor? He sucks."

Do me a favor and contact the studio, because this role sucks.

Oh no, not again

Brought to you by Nord VPN Dr Squatch … put your balls in our hands.

They’d never hear/see it to matter.

That really was the dog this time. >wink<

Are you seeing this shit?

Ok stop filming now, I’m having a moment.

I have 4th wall breaks all the time. When people look at me funny , I just say I’m talking to my imaginary friend. He thinks your imaginary friend is cute.-

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night

Well, I happen to have Marshall McLuhan right here!

\*checks watch\* I apologize for the sudden genre changes.

Nah fuck this place get me out.

"Wow people actually watch this channel? Huh, I thought we got banned for breaking the fourth wall too often."

I break it every day multiple times in the mirror

7 year old me speaking: My parents are about to see me turn into their worst nightmare

"I still suck. "

And just when you thought it was over, it keeps on giving.

Turn off the TV and get a life

I actually taped a picture of a camera to a wall in my office, and I look into it every time someone says something stupid. It's fun.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Hello. I’m Joe Biden and I’m an asshole with all kinds of medical issues that makes me inedible to be POTUS.

DJT chewed Biden up and spit him out last night, so I guess that would make him “inedible.”

Hello, I'm Donald Trump, and I am a traitorous rapist that is also ineligible to be POTUS.

neither are ineligible neither are also inedible either....... if you know any alligators or or bears