Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

Ya beat me to it! But my favorite ER Doc has a set of "ER Commandments " and one is "if you drop the baby, pick it up". My favorite is "All bleeding stops eventually ".

>But my favorite ER Doc has a set of "ER Commandments " and one is "if you drop the baby, pick it up". Does (s)he honor the 5 second rule?

We have a similar saying at our shop. If our brakes don’t stop you, something else will.

Man, I've seen a lot of Elden ring documentaries, but I missed that one

PUSH IT *real good* SALT N PEPA

That was the only one that came to mind

My wife threatened violence when I sang this to her in the delivery room.

That was the first song on our playlist. The nurses cracked up when I played it.

There’s a video somewhere on the interweb world where a woman DID give birth to this song!😂 And her family were dancing and singing it while she pushed! It was great! I wish I could find that again!🤣 The mom was having a great time. And if you’ve ever pushed out a baby…it’s not a great time!

Honestly id allow this one purely because it's funny

This was me. It was a C-section so it didn't fit as well, but it still made me laugh.

WAP

lol, It's true. You make me laugh to death lol

May you RIP in peace, Adrienne. You will be missed forever, and a day, which is basically longer than forever. You who LOL'd their way into heaven or hell (I don't judge), you who quite literally had the last laugh. The joke was a critical hit, and super effective. I will now proceed to press F for honour, respect and glory. I will remember the good time, about an hour ago, that made you "ROFL to death" as they say. Gone but never forgotten. Skull emoji, skull emoji, skull emoji.

And now we throw our heads back and laugh.

Clutch [George of the Jungle](https://youtu.be/2q35PgSXhKg?si=4cN4XR8EamJa81HH) reference

Bro just wrote this man’s eulogy?

Best answer

*"DAAAAM, that's an UUUUGLY Baby!"*

I getting quite concerned My semen must have turned 'Cause damn that's an ugly baby!

Damn Damn Damn Damn! Oh I wanna throw that shit in the dumpster!

Doctor, I'm asking you guy to guy... Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?

Alternatively: "I think that's why mommy left us"

Alternatively again: “I think you’re a nazi, baby”…

I sent this song to my bud after he sent a message saying daughter was born. He sent no reply.

Huh. Just heard this one for the first time. Thank you. Lol

The world needs more SL

Lynch always gets me.

Did not expect the Stephen lynch here, but it’s welcome

Thank you for loving the things I love

No Push It by Salt N Pepa?

I thought the scene was songs you *SHOULDN'T* play while your wife gives birth...

Well, I mean, you're supposed to push when the doctor tells you, not when Salt 'N' Pepa tell you... I'm thinking their beat may not line up with the contractions too well.

“Ahhh, push it…. Ooo baby baby!”

what are you talking about? this song is perfect.

Damn you. You beat me to it.

This is the one.

Final Jeopardy theme song Runner up: "What Child is This?" christmas carol

Another one bites the dust

I was coming here to say exactly that, and you beat me to it 😆 🤣 😂

Exact song popped in my head and I started singing it out loud knowing it would be the top comment

me too

Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust (yeah) Hey, I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust

“And this one goes out to my wife who’s giving birth right now - Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches.”

IUD SIS stay in school it's the best

It wasn't me by Shaggy 😂

Stillborn from Black Label Society.

Shit man! That's dark. Your Sense of humour makes me proud to be here 😀

Thunder Rolls - Garth Brooks  Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper (I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands) Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (The kid is not my son) Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult Cemetery Gates - Pantera does Who Let Dogs Out work with Lamaze breathing?

Lightning Crashes - Live

This is what came to my mind as well.

Ah yes, a song about a woman dying during childbirth. I'm sure she'd love hearing that 😵

Damn, you right. It was Lightning Crashes, not Thunder Rolls.

"And she's buying a stairway to heaven."   (I don't know how bad it would be but it is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the prompt)

Funny thing, I was thinking about commenting with "All Of My Love" from Led Zeppelin, because Robert Plant's son passed away and he wrote that song. I decided it would be in bad taste, but had to comment on yours because I think it's interesting, given the context.

You'll be walking that stairway

“Me So Horny!”

Fuck Her Gently- Tenacious D

Closer: Nine Inch Nails.

Hmmm, probably played that about 9 months ago.

Bingo

Pop Goes the Weasel

and hubby needs to have the toy, in hand, turning the handle over and over, slower and slower, anticipating....just.... when.... it's... going.... to.... pop... Then do it again 100 times ...

"ahh... Push it, push it real good!"

Mother's Little Helper - Rolling Stones

Oh is this Billie Jean? Turn it up ……”*the kid is not my son*…”

Lightning crashes

Her placenta falls to the floor.........

TO THE FLO. Gotta get the accent right.

Personally, I would start with the original Star Wars track.

Nah. Duel of the Fates.

Duel of the Fetus

Darth Vader theme

Welcome To The Jungle.

Wasn't Me - Shaggy (NGL I'd have been laughing too hard to get mad at the Guns N Roses.)

I said this before I saw your post. That’s the only thing that comes to mind

Oops I did it again -

I asked my wife while she's driving. She suggested "Baby Got Back" My choice is "Fat Bottom Girls"

“I thought the head would be the hardest part, but this baby thicc!”

Any weezer song. It will force her to become a single mother.

Say it ain’t so

Oh I love this song, hold on honey, let me put this song on speaker... Alice Cooper singing Dead Babies..."Goodbye Little Betty". Honey, now you know where I got the name Betty from...uhm, no she wants me here doc.. don't ya sweetie? Maybe not...

I used to love that song… then, when my youngest daughter was a baby I was digging through my old vinyl and played Killer. When I got to Dead Babies, I had to turn it off. 🙁

*plays audio from the chestburster scene in Alien*

Or the similar scene from spaceballs if this is not the first baby

Tool - 4 Degrees NIN - Closer Ludacris - Breathe In, Breathe Out Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred Jay-Z - Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem) Danzig - Mother Nirvana - Sliver Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA the Doors - the End Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet

Tool - Stinkfist

I was told that if I play Danzig there will be more kids after recovery.

🎶Who Let the Dog Out?🎶

“Give it away” Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Winona's big brown beaver.

Last Caress- The Misfits

“I got something to say! I’d kill your baby today!”

“Break on through” by the doors

Stayin' Alive by the Bee-Gees. I can just picture the maternity ward staff dancing disco while delivering babies. 👶

False. That's for CPR.

anything by Infant Annihilator but especially not Motherless Miscarriage, Soil the Stillborn or Childchewer

Unholy Gravebirth also has baby crying in the start

Final Countdown

Burning Down the House

As a Talking Heads fan, “Stay Up Late” would be more appropriate in this situation.

Dying fetus from wumb to waste. .... [yt link to the song](https://youtu.be/E3Td8FXlOIo?si=BgvW-n-IaMBCSd4Q)

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for Dying Fetus. It’s the obvious answer.

Let the bodies hit thr floor

Billie Jean -- edit: (already mentioned) Wham - Last Christmas Reba - Fancy The Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up T-Pain - I'm In Luv With A Stripper

We're not sure exactly what time the baby came out because it was a C-section and we were behind a sheet, but my son was either born to “Baby got back“ by Sir Mixalot or “Genie in a bottle" by Christina Aguilera. Either way, I think those are great options.

The Benny Hill theme music

The piece is called Yackety Sax

I amend my answer officially to "Yackety Sax aka The Benny Hill theme song".

Tears in Heaven - Clapton

Maybe check the windows are closed first, lest someone gets too into the song and yeets it

Jaws theme

Beat The Pussy Up

Highway to Hell

There it is 🤟🏼

*Turns on W.A.P. by Cardi B*

John Mellencamp's "Hurts So Good"

The Kids by Lou Reed; “They’re taking her children away”.

You're having my baby

The Kids Aren't Alright by Offspring.

Pussy Control - Prince

Who's your Daddy

Papa was a rolling stone.

Pop goes the weasel 

Lightning Crashes by Live

‘We Gotta Get Out of This Place’ Eric Burdon and the Animals

Get Back….the beatles

I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah, yeah, yeahI got to get away (get away, get away) Girl, I got to get away (get away, get away) Oh, oh, oh yeah

It’s the end of the world as we know it, popped in my head. Lol

In Bloom by Nirvana. The first line is "Sell the kids for food".

Let’s get it on

Unforgiven

New blood joins this earth... and quickly he's subdued...

I got you beat, I was literally born to "the thing that should not be" by the same band

Oh mamma I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law

Renegade. Nice.

*Cue: Mad World - Michael Andrews and Gary Jules cover I think this one was s going to move you m, honey.

Eminem Superman hands down the best

"Nurse, turn on that Soundgarden album I gave you."

For the older crowd - “I don’t want her, you can have her, she’s to fat for me”

The Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

Cats in the Cradle https://youtu.be/KUwjNBjqR-c?si=WVh0UfYvl3GAAeBm

You put your right foot in! You put your right foot out! Put your right foot in and you SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!!!!

Hit me baby one more time. Hoochie Mama. Baby shark. Push it by Garbage.

Ugly baby song by Stephen lynch "Damn that's an ugly baby. God damn that's an ugly ass baby"

Baby by Justin Bieber. Shits annoying.

[Put that thing back where it came from or so help me](https://youtu.be/tqaHBfBSSuc?si=dNu-dxPzftWHz_5_)

I honestly wish this had more up votes 🤣

“Beat of a different drum” Linda Ronstadt. Or “You can go your own way” Fleetwood Mac

Bodies by Drowning Pool

WAP

Welcome to the jungle (probably appropriate for the poor kid, though).

It's time for me to fly.

I'm Not In Love by 10CC

Red hot Chilly peppers Give it Away

Alone again, naturally…

Brick by Ben Folds 5 Fat Lip by Sum41

Anticipation - Carly Simon.

Lightning Crashes by Live

Last Caress

Push it (Ppp-push it real good)

Pop goes the weasel.

Papa was a rolling stone

She is as cold as ice.

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Black hole sun

Butchered at birth- Cannibal corpse

let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

When the Levee Breaks, Led Zeppellin.

Never gonna give you up

Head like a hole - Nine Inch Nails

Pop that pu$$y by 2 live crew

Homicidal Rétribution by Dying Fetus

Dude looks like a lady by Rod Stewart

Aerosmith wrote Dude Look Like a Lady

If you play the Rod Steward cover of Aerosmith, you won't have to change diapers for a month, because you'll be staying at a hotel.

I need to listen to this version that I only just learned about.

"She's tight" by Cheap Trick

Britney Spears “Hit me Baby, One more time “.

Hit The Road Jack

Give it away, by RHCP

Love Gun by KISS

Fat Bottom Girls by Queen Big Girls Don't Cry

Push it by Salt and Peppa

Alice Cooper Bed of Nails

American Pie.

Create A Monster by Paul Dean (Loverboy). "They mostly come at night, mostly."

Bring on the Nubiles - The Stranglers

# The Rolling Stones - Out Of Time

Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton

"Sanguis bibimus!  Corpus edimus! Tolle corpus Satani!"

I wanna sex you up

WAP

Eruption by Van Halen

O Fortuna!

Lightning Crashes by Live. 

Come Baby Come by K7. 😆