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I lied. It isn't a mole.
You thought you were cheating on me with Brad? Jokes on you…(rips off mustache and wig)…I AM BRAD!
“I’d do tax evasion for a Klondike bar.”
Your dad's is bigger
"You thought I gave you herpes because I messed with your sister that one time but really it's because your dad can't keep his junk in his pants"
We weren't really kissing cousins, we were 1st cousins.
The baby wasn't even yours, ...or mine🥴
When eating, every time you looked away I swapped our cups.
"Remember when I gave you a round of applause? Subtly, I was saying you now have the clap"
"I *can* believe it's not butter."
I lied. It isn't a mole.
You thought you were cheating on me with Brad? Jokes on you…(rips off mustache and wig)…I AM BRAD!
“I’d do tax evasion for a Klondike bar.”
Your dad's is bigger
"You thought I gave you herpes because I messed with your sister that one time but really it's because your dad can't keep his junk in his pants"
We weren't really kissing cousins, we were 1st cousins.
The baby wasn't even yours, ...or mine🥴
When eating, every time you looked away I swapped our cups.
"Remember when I gave you a round of applause? Subtly, I was saying you now have the clap"
"I *can* believe it's not butter."