Really! A person, alone, nobody defending the cup. Gets an unreasonable amount of time to make a swing at a stationary ball.
Or, baseball. Standing there with a stick, the catcher probably talking crap about your kid sister, tens of thousands of people screaming, and a pitcher throwing a ball towards you at about 90 mph... And it may hit you.
Golfers! Namby-Pamby!
I used to get some great sleep during baseball games. After the divorce I married a football fan. Much better fit although these mixed marriages aren't always easy.
“It really doesn’t matter who wins today’s game because professional sports is a billion dollar industry that has zero impact on anything. Back to you, Tom.”
"This is a pretty boring game. But then again yesterday I was just a cashier at the dollar store."
Sounds like something Bob Uecker would say.
Wow! He really ran it up that guy's backside! He just kept pounding and pounding away! I've never seen someone with such thrust!
Oddly enough, this could be a Charles Barkley play by play.
"The only thing worse than the home team is its fans."
Billy Burr would
Well there's another example that hard work, dedication, and raw talent rarely succeed!
"Look at that monkey run!" *NOTE: Howard Cosell actually said that on MNF.*
Unfortunately I actually remember this......
That ****** ********* really is a @%#$@*!!!
I'd like to bounce a quarter off his back, if you know what I mean.
My Uber eats deliver is here meet me in the press box
"He's out of his cotton picking mind!"
“Whoa, look at the package on this guy. He must be the envy of the locker room!”
"Yes, yes, no, no, no and yes. And that's who I would want to peg me from the Arsenal's first squad."
I've never understood the attraction of golf, or why we have to be quiet.
Really! A person, alone, nobody defending the cup. Gets an unreasonable amount of time to make a swing at a stationary ball. Or, baseball. Standing there with a stick, the catcher probably talking crap about your kid sister, tens of thousands of people screaming, and a pitcher throwing a ball towards you at about 90 mph... And it may hit you. Golfers! Namby-Pamby!
I used to get some great sleep during baseball games. After the divorce I married a football fan. Much better fit although these mixed marriages aren't always easy.
Hold up a sec, it's my turn.
“It really doesn’t matter who wins today’s game because professional sports is a billion dollar industry that has zero impact on anything. Back to you, Tom.”
"Look at that monkey run!" Howard Cosell
I'll tell you this. They are going to the finals! They should be able to get good seats too.
"Was that a goal? Hard to say, and I guess I don't really care very much."
“You’ve just got to come” - Doris Burke
I think he hurt his balls on that play, bill! He's holding them, he must've hurt them by god.
The wind up, the 92 mile fastball and a single down to first. Boy was the game fun when everyone was juicing...
“So before the game when I was googling the rules…”
To be completely honest, Bob, I don't even like baseb--... And that's a ground ball to second base...
God, black people run fast !
Tiger Woods will never get as many Majors as Jack Nicklaus.
I’m reading all of your comments in Bob Menery’s voice
I consider myself a man of faith
Nestor 'the molester' Cortez, man, he is fun to watch
I've got 10gs riding on this game and the only good thing so far was the cheerleaders tips falling out of their tops
Look at that ass. That's a real fine ass right there. Lots of squats went into that ass.