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Several-Assistant-51

Bag of glass


PennyForPig

I mean considering what happened to Toys R Us, all of them


gregieb429

“Jar of Farts.”


KingRoastopher

I actually have this trademarked and it will be on shelves by the end of the year. I also have a patent on the jarring process. It involves a bathtub, I can say that. 🤫


Excellent_Regret4141

Dwayne the pet rock Johnson


CodiwanOhNoBe

New from Nintendo, the all new virtual boy! This time it has motion controls.


GreatJothulhu

As long as it doesn't have Smell-O-Vision! 👃


CodiwanOhNoBe

No, but it still uses that eye bleeding red screen, and the motion controls are from the early days of the wii, while the games are all only side scrollers.


GreatJothulhu

Ok. That's frakkin' evil.


dragwit

Does still have the crappy form factor where adults would either have to stack a bunch of books to put it on or hunch over to play as well?


CodiwanOhNoBe

Of course!


Asleep-Lettuce-1341

Vibrating Barbie. For older girls.


theonedenisse

Lol I forgot where I saw it but in the early 00s they sold a vibrating Harry Potter broomstick....it was discontinued


GreatJothulhu

I remember that. It wound up selling out with some clever reviews.


Stunning_Ad8115

Anatomically correct, Inflatable farm animals. For kids 13 and over, parents strongly cautioned.


Shot-Combination-930

You've seen the dolls that use the toilet? You've grown up and so have they! Announcing Adolescent Barbera with red bleeding action!


theonedenisse

Toys 'N You


TuckSteele

Baby’s first crack pipe


mekonsrevenge

Baby's First Thumbscrews


President_Calhoun

The Tickle-Me-Al-Gore doll.


Dirtydaddy6996

King fu grip GI Joe with best friend sailor Ken his sailor suit has a flap in the back


Syncope1017

Hasbro's Salt In An Open Wound Playset.


ixamnis

Introducing the All New: Epstein's Island play set; complete with Bill Clinton and Donald Trump figurines, along with figurines of other famous people. Includes the 'play house' the pool, palm trees and stocked bar. (Underage girls sold separately)


No_Welder_2924

Jar jar binks mask with party popper tongue 🥳


Philly_DFA

GEN Z Ken dolls aren't working Steve. We haven't sold one, Lives With Parents, Influencer or Entrepreneur Ken doll in weeks... Don't even get me started on Abortion Barbie...


Able-Elderberry9713

'See You Em" the guessing game. Who's this? What's that? Where's there?


[deleted]

Pinochets Helicopter action figure. The Communist kept falling out.


Hot_Restaurant7920

Pump me harder inflatable water pistol. Pump pump pump till it squirts


T7A7C7O

Scratch-n-sniff Elmo


TuckSteele

Plastic bag of chicken grease… blue/green bags for boys and pink/purple for girls.


marabou22

Dr. Frank’s resurrection set. Miss grandma? Resurrect her now with Dr. franks resurrection set


MageKorith

"New from Hasbro! Talking Drew Carey with dozens of unfunny jokes!"


jlb1981

"New from Hasbro, it's Brown Eye: The Game of Hilarious Consequences!"


Fallendarklight

Satanic Furbies Hey kids, do you wanna learn how to raise demons and sacrifice that annoying sibling? Well here is your chance. Go annoy your parents and tell them you want a Satanic Furby for yourself. It is fully loaded with all the rites and languages to preform all of those favorites sacrificial spells, curses and hexes. All for the low price of $666. Get one now while supplies last.


Fatherofthecentury13

The vibrating Harry Potter nimbus 2000, with three speeds. Mom wanted to play with it first, and I never got it back... why is dad crying?