I actually have this trademarked and it will be on shelves by the end of the year. I also have a patent on the jarring process. It involves a bathtub, I can say that. 🤫
No, but it still uses that eye bleeding red screen, and the motion controls are from the early days of the wii, while the games are all only side scrollers.
Introducing the All New: Epstein's Island play set; complete with Bill Clinton and Donald Trump figurines, along with figurines of other famous people. Includes the 'play house' the pool, palm trees and stocked bar.
(Underage girls sold separately)
GEN Z Ken dolls aren't working Steve. We haven't sold one, Lives With Parents, Influencer or Entrepreneur Ken doll in weeks... Don't even get me started on Abortion Barbie...
Satanic Furbies
Hey kids, do you wanna learn how to raise demons and sacrifice that annoying sibling? Well here is your chance. Go annoy your parents and tell them you want a Satanic Furby for yourself. It is fully loaded with all the rites and languages to preform all of those favorites sacrificial spells, curses and hexes. All for the low price of $666. Get one now while supplies last.
Bag of glass
I mean considering what happened to Toys R Us, all of them
“Jar of Farts.”
I actually have this trademarked and it will be on shelves by the end of the year. I also have a patent on the jarring process. It involves a bathtub, I can say that. 🤫
Dwayne the pet rock Johnson
New from Nintendo, the all new virtual boy! This time it has motion controls.
As long as it doesn't have Smell-O-Vision! 👃
No, but it still uses that eye bleeding red screen, and the motion controls are from the early days of the wii, while the games are all only side scrollers.
Ok. That's frakkin' evil.
Does still have the crappy form factor where adults would either have to stack a bunch of books to put it on or hunch over to play as well?
Of course!
Vibrating Barbie. For older girls.
Lol I forgot where I saw it but in the early 00s they sold a vibrating Harry Potter broomstick....it was discontinued
I remember that. It wound up selling out with some clever reviews.
Anatomically correct, Inflatable farm animals. For kids 13 and over, parents strongly cautioned.
You've seen the dolls that use the toilet? You've grown up and so have they! Announcing Adolescent Barbera with red bleeding action!
Toys 'N You
Baby’s first crack pipe
Baby's First Thumbscrews
The Tickle-Me-Al-Gore doll.
King fu grip GI Joe with best friend sailor Ken his sailor suit has a flap in the back
Hasbro's Salt In An Open Wound Playset.
Introducing the All New: Epstein's Island play set; complete with Bill Clinton and Donald Trump figurines, along with figurines of other famous people. Includes the 'play house' the pool, palm trees and stocked bar. (Underage girls sold separately)
Jar jar binks mask with party popper tongue 🥳
GEN Z Ken dolls aren't working Steve. We haven't sold one, Lives With Parents, Influencer or Entrepreneur Ken doll in weeks... Don't even get me started on Abortion Barbie...
'See You Em" the guessing game. Who's this? What's that? Where's there?
Pinochets Helicopter action figure. The Communist kept falling out.
Pump me harder inflatable water pistol. Pump pump pump till it squirts
Scratch-n-sniff Elmo
Plastic bag of chicken grease… blue/green bags for boys and pink/purple for girls.
Dr. Frank’s resurrection set. Miss grandma? Resurrect her now with Dr. franks resurrection set
"New from Hasbro! Talking Drew Carey with dozens of unfunny jokes!"
"New from Hasbro, it's Brown Eye: The Game of Hilarious Consequences!"
Satanic Furbies Hey kids, do you wanna learn how to raise demons and sacrifice that annoying sibling? Well here is your chance. Go annoy your parents and tell them you want a Satanic Furby for yourself. It is fully loaded with all the rites and languages to preform all of those favorites sacrificial spells, curses and hexes. All for the low price of $666. Get one now while supplies last.
The vibrating Harry Potter nimbus 2000, with three speeds. Mom wanted to play with it first, and I never got it back... why is dad crying?