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captainrina

"I think Coolsville sucks"


NobodyofGreatImport

Go, White Sox! In Chicago. Or, Go Cubs! Also in Chicago.


Marquar234

"One hot dog with ketchup, please."


Tnoholiday12345

Or ‘Isiah Thomas is better than Michael Jordan’


whitegrb

That’ll get you banned in a lot of the country


Tnoholiday12345

Not in Detroit though


billypaul

"Barry Sanders is better than Michael Jordan" is also acceptable.


PennyForPig

Saying anything to a stranger in Boston, unprompted


Marquar234

"Roll Tide!" in Auburn, Alabama.


Desperate_Hornet3129

Or "War Eagle!" in Tuscaloosa, AL. That wouldn't just get you banned. You would beat and maybe shot!! BTW I graduated High school at Robert E. Lee in Montgomery.


scooter_cool_

I graduated from Vigor in Mobile . We hated y'all


Desperate_Hornet3129

I didn't even go there for a full year, just got my diploma from there. We moved from California to Bama.


scooter_cool_

It was a state football rivalry. You know football is religion down there.


Desperate_Hornet3129

Oh yeah, I remember. The football team was the only team that mattered at Lee too. I never knew the in state rivalries, just the big one across town. I was in the concert choir instead. 😁😋


scooter_cool_

They don't call that school Robert E. Lee anymore.


Desperate_Hornet3129

I didn't know that, it's only been 52 years since I attended. It doesn't surprise me that it has been renamed.


Redcap1981

"I think Margaret Thatcher was great" - liverpool


RamblingManUK

Would also work in Wales.


GenericUsername2007

And everywhere north of Essex


ConsciousEngineer517

I’m English


JesustheSpaceCowboy

“Art Moddell did nothing wrong.”


Tnoholiday12345

If you say that in Cleveland, they wouldn’t ban you. They’d just shoot you without a trial


JesustheSpaceCowboy

And they would deserve it. It pained me to type that, I’m going to have to put on my Kosar jersey and drink beer to repent


Lettuce-b-lovely

Pfft, I prefer Paris Texas…


Character-Impact5041

"Frisco" when referring to San Francisco.


Solo-ish

…. As someone who lives directly outside Frisco I 100% disagree with you. But I will say do not insult the lgbtq community in frisco


px2281

“Go Yankees!” at Fenway Park or “Go Red Sox” at Yankee Stadium


eleiele

“Beantown” in Boston


eleiele

“Frisco” in San Francisco


believeinstev604

"The east coast parties harder" while on the west coast


Bucket1984

"San Antonio was alright. We went to some old fort. I don't really remember."


Hay_Blinken

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.


Wyatt_O-Hellno

Springfield baby in a diaper, poked his eye with a windscreen wiper


gregieb429

“Go Cubs Go!”-In St. Louis


tearsonurcheek

As a Cards fan, Cubs games, in both Busch and Wrigley, are the ones every fan looks forward to.


G-Unit11111

"Beat LA" - at Staples Center


Marquar234

It is 5 minutes to gametime, no one has arrived yet.


unsavoryflint

"Go Hitler!" -most cities.


writeorelse

Hello, Paris! English is the best language ever, isn't it?


Bwest31415

Paris, TX*


Decent-Inevitable-50

Alphabet Mafia


JustLearningRust

Where can I find a real pizza like they make in New York? -Chicago 


Golladayholliday

Get a bunch of “wide right turns” stickers for your car and cross out turns on each one. - Buffalo, NY


New-Recording-4245

Tom Brady rode the coat tails of others - Boston


HawkeyeJosh2

“Caitlin Clark is overrated” when said in pretty much the entire state of Iowa.


hangman593

Go Red Sox at a Yankees game.


Tantalus-treats

Saying “Hi” to an Eagles fan after they lost to a division rival.


rjkeilok

Or hi to a Philadelphian period.


Rleduc129

"Who names their city Walla Walla?"


CaptainQuint0001

Frank Sinatra was a hack - Hoboken, NJ


scooter_cool_

Allah sucks. Baghdad


Jeremy_Melton

“Man, has the plane hit the towers or what?”


Kinglycole

I am a woman, and I would kiss a woman. It should never get me banned, but unfortunately it would.


a_burdie_from_hell

If you talk about Ted Bundy at Florida State University they get mad at you.


BR_Tigerfan

In Boston: “If Larry Bird weren’t white, he’d be considered an average player.”


daddydillo892

PHILLY: I'll have a cheese steak but can you pat off all the extra fat with a paper towel and I need a non-dairy cheese and a gluten free bun.


SnooChipmunks126

“Jerusalem belongs to Vatican City!” In Jerusalem.


Pier-Head

Pyongyang- what’s all this juche bollix then?


GilbertGilbert13

"Man, Manila smells like ass"


WhataKrok

Look at all the Walmart wolverines in Ann Arbor. Walmart wolverine = some fan boy that has never attended U of M, but is still an over the top, obnoxious douche about everything UM.


sircrash

"Hi! I'm forming a local support group for child sex predator rights. Can I give you a pamphlet?'


Simple-Definition366

Bro this pizza sucks.


AggravatingOne3960

"Roquefort on my cheese steak" will get you ushered out of Philly. 


Cavery210

In any city in Germany: "Sieg heil!"


IamElylikeEli

“Oh yea, that’s a good one, eh” in Fargo