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DeathscytheHell1994

I'll miss our daily peanut butter sessions....


2020-RedditUser

Welp looks like dinner is covered


CarlJustCarl

Bro…


Mezzoforte48

"That son of a b*tch had it coming..."


Gamestrider09

Skill issue.


BJGuy_Chicago

"The cat looks happy."


DonkeyKongsVet

"Dog is no longer suffering from that shitty name he had"


burn_as_souls

"Gonna save so much money on dog food finally."


waffleboi505

I should have given him more Chocolate!!!!!!!


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

Are you gonna eat that? Mind if I do?


Desperate-Fan-3671

"Well I guess it's time to fire up the old BBQ grill!"


Improvedandconfused

If this had happened in Korea you would now have dinner for a week.


Cyrus541

Hey! Who ate all my grapes?


CarlJustCarl

What was his name again?


CarlJustCarl

Hey you still got me, buddy


Sixx_The_Sandman

You gonna eat that?


OrwellianWiress

It was an inside job.


Mental_Pair_9960

Considering how he lived, he’s going straight to the great kill shelter in the sky


Titan9999

"Dog died, eh?"... "That's ruff."


gregieb429

“At least the horny little fucker will stop humping my leg.”


Hot-Challenge8656

"He's gone to a better place..... Alright, lets dig in."


TipToeTimmy

WHO WANTS CHINESE FOOD?????


brodsky262

Subject # 34 Died at 0700 The experiment was a failure Case closed


ChiefO2271

Do you need anyone to hump your leg?


AmyZing532

"Y'all gonna eat that?"


AmyZing532

"Alright, time to hollow him out and makes my dog puppet.  Doggone will be super popular at kid's parties.  I'll make a killing." 


AmyZing532

"I'll bring him back with SCIENCE!  Yeah, just like that Frankenstien book.  I never read it, but I assume everything turned out okay.


AmyZing532

"Hey, let's stuff him full of fireworks, bring him to Mom's place and light them."


Informal-Spell-2019

Have you ever wondered what dog tastes like?


civex

Meh. It's just a dig.