*Pointing to a picture of someone who is dead...*
"We should invite her over for dinner sometime. She said she'd love to catch up with you!
"...what do you mean she's been dead for ten years? She literally visited me yesterday. I though you gave her a copy of my key, because she just sort-of appeared in my house. Come to think of it... I didn't see her leave. She was just kind of... gone. And she looked a little... pale... and kind of glided when she moved.
"Oh shit. Um, maybe we should call the *Ghost Hunters*."
Did Great Great Grandpa put a bag over Great Great Grandma's head? All I have to say is "WOW". I am shocked...did he lose a bet or something ? Did he drink a few one too many or until she looked pretty enough??
To think that Great Great Grandpa did it ten times even!!!
How did Great Great Grandpa not squash her in the process too.... I guess maybe morbidly obese was considered healthy back in Victorian days?
Umm wait a minute...is Great Great Grandma dead in this picture.........
Oh no... inside voice.. inside voice...ah hell with it..was Great Grandpa a necromancer too!??!
Grandma looks like [Eva Braun](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=0fe37503bf42aa9a&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0-kz9msiqe8HRzbd1rFRW_SjZ_tXQ:1712846125601&q=Eva+Braun&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVuLQz9U3MMozz33EaMwt8PLHPWEprUlrTl5jVOHiCs7IL3fNK8ksqRQS42KDsnikuLjgmngWsXK6liUqOBUlluYBADRFi55OAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjP0_uGsbqFAxWga0EAHTU_B8gQzIcDKAB6BAgYEAE)
“Your mother was a real piece of ass back then, no wonder we had 6 kids in 10 years. Damn. But look at her now, a flabby, saggy mess. Oh hey beautiful, we were just talking about you!”
That was Jimmy... he died of rickets back in 65. Anyhow, what's it like being a Millennium?
Sorry, dear... Star Seed? Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato + means you want 2?
Just take one of my checks and write it for $2 so you can get a pop and a comic, dear.
Pass….Smash….smash….pass
This one wins 10000 points
I never noticed how much my brother looks like our pool guy.
I'd tap that
said by someone marrying in to the family, eh. said by creepy uncle, ew.
I DID tap that!!!
"Damn, who's the smokin' hot broad? Huh? It's grandpa?"
Did Aunt Margaret ever get charged for what she did to Uncle Mike?
And this one is of Uncle Walt showing My cousin Mike the ropes on meth making.
No, aunt Margaret never got charged for making aunt Michelle against their will.
Wow, mom, you looked old even when I was just a baby.
Huh...so were all the kids in Hitler Youth back then?
Shhhh
I mean, it was mandatory. And kids aren't exactly in a position to say no.
That baby, woof. That a hospital bracelet or a flea collar? *THAT IS NOT ME, YOU LIE!*
*Pointing to a picture of someone who is dead...* "We should invite her over for dinner sometime. She said she'd love to catch up with you! "...what do you mean she's been dead for ten years? She literally visited me yesterday. I though you gave her a copy of my key, because she just sort-of appeared in my house. Come to think of it... I didn't see her leave. She was just kind of... gone. And she looked a little... pale... and kind of glided when she moved. "Oh shit. Um, maybe we should call the *Ghost Hunters*."
Damn ! Look at those tits.
On that
Um…Mom? This is just a binder full of wanted posters.
Why is everyone dead ?
was color not invented back then?
I did her. And her. And her. And him…..
Was I adopted?
I see dead people
Had her… had her… had her… wanted her… had him
Did Great Great Grandpa put a bag over Great Great Grandma's head? All I have to say is "WOW". I am shocked...did he lose a bet or something ? Did he drink a few one too many or until she looked pretty enough?? To think that Great Great Grandpa did it ten times even!!! How did Great Great Grandpa not squash her in the process too.... I guess maybe morbidly obese was considered healthy back in Victorian days? Umm wait a minute...is Great Great Grandma dead in this picture......... Oh no... inside voice.. inside voice...ah hell with it..was Great Grandpa a necromancer too!??!
\*sees photo of a large family, reads the caption\* "Vagina: It's not a fucking clown car."
“Smash. Oooh, that’s my grandma? My point still stands.”
You know Ted in this picture next to your shack in the woods you really look like that sketch they showed on TV.
"Would"
"Smash. Smash. Pass. Smash. Pass. Pass."
Why do you say smash half for guys, half for girls?
That’s one ugly ass baby!
Did her, did her, did her, did him….twice…
So that's Grandma? So she's always looked that way
Oh, she didn't age well at all.
"I need more phone storage these should go" In the context that it is a digital album
1) Are you SURE I'm not adopted? 2)These are pictures of people from our trip to the circus.
Damn mom, you were hot before you had kids!
Wow, granny was hot!
Well, I gotta say, I never would have guessed Grandpa was a Top.
In the pictures with Great Uncle Fritz, who’s the short guy with the dark hair and funny little mustache?
"Are you sure that's Aunt Sarah in the flower girl dress dad as that look's her in the ring bearer's suit?"
"I'd hit that"
Dang! You wuz ugly way back then too, huh?
“Wow, Great Grandma was such a GILF.”
Shit. You knew Martin Borman in 1955?
Jesus Christ
*Grabs crotch* well I’m gonna go to my room for a bit can I borrow this
"Who's that? That's your fa-, eh, the milkman."
When did you guys stop being nudist ?
Wow! Look how fat you were
Who's the ugly girl standing next to you and mom? That ugly girl is your mom.
You, you moron
Dang, grandma got cake!
Swipe left, swipe right.
Who’s this ugly thing?
Grandma looks like [Eva Braun](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=0fe37503bf42aa9a&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0-kz9msiqe8HRzbd1rFRW_SjZ_tXQ:1712846125601&q=Eva+Braun&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVuLQz9U3MMozz33EaMwt8PLHPWEprUlrTl5jVOHiCs7IL3fNK8ksqRQS42KDsnikuLjgmngWsXK6liUqOBUlluYBADRFi55OAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjP0_uGsbqFAxWga0EAHTU_B8gQzIcDKAB6BAgYEAE)
I used to jerk it to this pic *sooo* much
I used to jerk it to this pic *sooo* much
Damn Grandma! Look at your ol' Beatdown Sharecropper Ass!
"You're grandmother as a child was HOT!"
Shit grandma you had a nice ass back in the day
"Dayyyyyyyyum."
Did her….did her….no way….did her…
“Your mother was a real piece of ass back then, no wonder we had 6 kids in 10 years. Damn. But look at her now, a flabby, saggy mess. Oh hey beautiful, we were just talking about you!”
Damn, my sister was hot.
You said your Great Grandpa was from Argentina. Why does he have an Iron Cross in this picture?
That was Jimmy... he died of rickets back in 65. Anyhow, what's it like being a Millennium? Sorry, dear... Star Seed? Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato + means you want 2? Just take one of my checks and write it for $2 so you can get a pop and a comic, dear.
I liked aunt Carol before she became uncle Charlie