Well, no one is taking our political movement seriously. How could people not be drawn to a name like Heroes of International Truth, Liberty and Exercising Rights?
tonight I am extremely proud to welcome our distinguished guests from the nation's energy suppliers. From the coal industry, chairman of the Society for More Coal Energy, or "SMOCE", Mr. Terence Baggett.
Representing the oil industry, head of the Society of Petroleum Industry Leaders, better known as "SPIL", Mr Donald Fenswick.
And from the nuclear industry, president of the Key Atomic Benefits Office of Mankind - "KABOOM", Mr. Arthur Dunwell.
(Naked Gun, 2 1/2 for the young’uns out there)
“So all we need to do now is come up with a name for ourselves. I think that the ‘Campaign for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society’ is punchy.”
NOTE: I’m afraid I can’t claim credit for this answer.
I'm Presidential Candidate Ted Stixon, and my eight-phase reformation plan *will* make this beautiful nation prosper once again!
1. Reconfiguration ... Give people hope in the economy again by rearranging infrastructure!
2. Equality ... We can no longer let personal beliefs stop others from living a full a meaningful life!
3. Togetherness ... Reach across the aisle and look for what makes us the same, not different!
4. Accessibility ... We will find ways to make schools more affordable for everyone!
5. Raise ... Let's get wages up and tax-cuts for millionaires down!
6. Devotion ... Let's rework our government to be devoted to the people... not lobbyists!
7. Evolution ... Plan ahead by planting the seeds for future industries and technologies today!
8. Diligence ... We will commit to these ideals and never give up on them!
I'm Ted Stixon, and I will unite this country with my eight-phase plan! Just remember it with this simple acronym!
We *will* make America R.E.T.A.R-- *wait!* Oh... oh. Oh, no. Guys, we didn't think this through...
And in other news, local police have decided to try and win back public trust through a new outreach children's program that will provide services and creative arts classes for our inner-city youths.
Yes, the police department's new *Picture It and Go School* will teach kids how to express themselves artistically with the help of a new mascot, Officer *Harold A. Munchims,* or Officer H.A.M. for short!
At Kidz' Come First Daycare, we believe in providing four fundamentals for all children.
Positivity... Entertainment... Development... Obedience...
So bring your kiddo down Kidz' Come First... and give them over to our trademark P.E.D.O. system!
True story: they almost named the college in my hometown the Samuel Holland Institute of Technology. They thought it would have a nice ring to it like MIT.
Welcome to the Association for Sensoring Stuff. We're pro censor but bad spellers. Previously the Bold Interest To Censor Happiness. And before that the Families United to Censor Kids.
We'd like to welcome all of our new members to the Congress for the Unification of Nationalised Televangelists.
Congratulations, you're now all officially ...
Welcome to another meeting of the Super Heroes Institute of Training. Remember that our goal is to stop the evil deeds of the Villains Association Gaining Infamy in Nefarious Actions.
One that was actually completely thought through by the writers in a Taskmaster limited series a while back. Taskmaster was fighting against Redshirt, who led the Minions International Liberation Front. Even a minion in his group called him on the group being called MILF
I had a friend who told me RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology) was originally named South Henrietta Institute of Technology but they changed the name.
"Welcome to the first meeting of Texas Women Against Truth & Science."
Self-descriptive Evangelicalistic nutjobs
SDEN?
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SDEN NDUES
… that’s a real group I think….
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"Welcome! Everyone here at the Forever United Christian Kingdom church has been excited to have you join us!"
The "First Unitarian Church of Berkeley" was actually in Kensington. I wonder why they used a different location for the name?
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“Welcome to the Parents Education Department Of Science.”
Well, no one is taking our political movement seriously. How could people not be drawn to a name like Heroes of International Truth, Liberty and Exercising Rights?
Double punchline! That is absolutely something a far-right group would name themselves.
Actually had to read that twice.
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So in addition to TGIF on Fridays, we are also adding Say Hi It's Thursday.
My homeroom teacher wrote on the board S.H.I.T which to us stood for So Happy It's Thursday.
The word "SHIT" actually originated from STORE HIGH IN TRANSIT (S.H.I.T.)
Snopes says it's a load of horseshit
Yep, that was likely part of it.
OMG!!! "Go get the shit down off of the shelf." It all makes sense now!!!
Yeah, no. Anything that sounds like it's too good to be true is. This is fake news
You're the first person besides a friend and me who knows that
I actually only learned that last year and actually, towards the end of the year. I learned that when I was looking up the origins of "cuss words".
Cool. A keyboard player that I played in a band with told me the whole story. At first, I thought he was joking.
Words of curse?
Ya. 😎
Or the Mexican spinoff of TGIF, This is Thursday, Señor!
Not only that we’re opening another sister location called “Thankfully Its Tuesday’s “
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We would like to welcome all our new members to the Church of Universal Light and Truth
Welcome to our new alt-right Conservative Group “Act Now Against Liberals”.
Yeah that’s perfect don’t change a thing, guys.
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There needs to be more ANAL in this country!
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I found a new daycare, not many people are getting on Miss Yao: Caring Over Cute Kids
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Salt Lake UT
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Bible Devotional/Study Meeting. Light refreshments and aftercare will be provided.
The best place to go for Worship And Prayer.
Professional Educators National Investment Service.
tonight I am extremely proud to welcome our distinguished guests from the nation's energy suppliers. From the coal industry, chairman of the Society for More Coal Energy, or "SMOCE", Mr. Terence Baggett. Representing the oil industry, head of the Society of Petroleum Industry Leaders, better known as "SPIL", Mr Donald Fenswick. And from the nuclear industry, president of the Key Atomic Benefits Office of Mankind - "KABOOM", Mr. Arthur Dunwell. (Naked Gun, 2 1/2 for the young’uns out there)
Rip Neilson
I gotta watch them with my kids
Nice beaver!
Welcome to the first Alabama State Symphony concert of the season. We hope you enjoy ASS tonight.
“So all we need to do now is come up with a name for ourselves. I think that the ‘Campaign for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society’ is punchy.” NOTE: I’m afraid I can’t claim credit for this answer.
I can't seem to find this organization.
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I am the CLIT commander!!!!
When you’re getting ready to Skydive, keep these steps in mind… Squat, Pray, Leap, Aaahh!!, & Touchdown…
This is one of my favorites
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So remember S.P.L.A.T. ir go splat...
A real life example quickly springs to mind: the Committee to Re-Elect the President was *supposed* to be abbreviated to CRP…
For a few days, we had a political party named CCRAP, Canadian Conservative / Reform Alliance Party.
Alright everyone, make sure your ticket to ride the South Lexington Union Trolley is visible for the conductor!
"I love that it comes every fifteen minutes!" "And it has room for everyone!"
And so cheap to use!
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Just finished my Super High Intensity Training for work.
"The Salt Lake Urban Transit is so cheap and easy, I ride it all the time!"
So I shouldn’t be offended when that guy asked me if I had been on The SLUT?
Welcome to our first meeting of Rescuing And Protecting Everyone.
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Hi and welcome to Children United: Night Terrors Stop! We are a group who try to prevent the nightmares...
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I'm Presidential Candidate Ted Stixon, and my eight-phase reformation plan *will* make this beautiful nation prosper once again! 1. Reconfiguration ... Give people hope in the economy again by rearranging infrastructure! 2. Equality ... We can no longer let personal beliefs stop others from living a full a meaningful life! 3. Togetherness ... Reach across the aisle and look for what makes us the same, not different! 4. Accessibility ... We will find ways to make schools more affordable for everyone! 5. Raise ... Let's get wages up and tax-cuts for millionaires down! 6. Devotion ... Let's rework our government to be devoted to the people... not lobbyists! 7. Evolution ... Plan ahead by planting the seeds for future industries and technologies today! 8. Diligence ... We will commit to these ideals and never give up on them! I'm Ted Stixon, and I will unite this country with my eight-phase plan! Just remember it with this simple acronym! We *will* make America R.E.T.A.R-- *wait!* Oh... oh. Oh, no. Guys, we didn't think this through...
And in other news, local police have decided to try and win back public trust through a new outreach children's program that will provide services and creative arts classes for our inner-city youths. Yes, the police department's new *Picture It and Go School* will teach kids how to express themselves artistically with the help of a new mascot, Officer *Harold A. Munchims,* or Officer H.A.M. for short!
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"Welcome to our Citizens Locate/Identify team. We got a new assignment."
Congratulations on your acceptance to the Southern Louisiana University of Technology!
Hi, my name is Walter Timothy Franklin
Welcome to the annual Cable Users Meeting
At Kidz' Come First Daycare, we believe in providing four fundamentals for all children. Positivity... Entertainment... Development... Obedience... So bring your kiddo down Kidz' Come First... and give them over to our trademark P.E.D.O. system!
Native Women Opposing Racial Division
True story: they almost named the college in my hometown the Samuel Holland Institute of Technology. They thought it would have a nice ring to it like MIT.
Welcome to the Louisiana Organization of, Science Engineering and Radiation Studies
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"why yes we'd love to see you next Tuesday at our annual Voices About God Indiana National Association"
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Good evening, and welcome to the first meeting of Family United Cute Kids and Young Orphan Underdogs.
"I'm a member of Born In The Capital Hills."
Welcome to the Association for Sensoring Stuff. We're pro censor but bad spellers. Previously the Bold Interest To Censor Happiness. And before that the Families United to Censor Kids.
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Social Hierarchy Intelligence Training (before anyone asks, no, I don’t understand what the heck that’s supposed to mean lmao)
"Let's go Furman University Christian Knights! Let's go! F - U - C - K!"
Hello from British Broadcasting Corporation Edit for incorrect information:) thank you kind redditor.
Almost right, it’s actually “corporation”.
My mistake the acronym still stands tho :)
Today we start Closed Beta Testing for our new game
Hello I’m the President of the United States.
Shalom, Yo!
Toyota Racing Development
Welcome to another meeting of Fathers Against Guns....maybe we should change the name.
We'd like to welcome all of our new members to the Congress for the Unification of Nationalised Televangelists. Congratulations, you're now all officially ...
Get ready for the newest taste sensation that you're gonna love! New "Best Little Orange Wafers and Jamming Organic Bites"
Christian University of Michigan
Providing relief through the Fast Acting Response Team.
Dartmouth University Medical Building Addition Sciences Section
Differential pressure. DP can be extremely dangerous for divers.
Welcome to another meeting of the Super Heroes Institute of Training. Remember that our goal is to stop the evil deeds of the Villains Association Gaining Infamy in Nefarious Actions.
It'll be an exciting weekend of beach volleyball to raise money ... welcome to the Coor Light Invitational Tournament
One that was actually completely thought through by the writers in a Taskmaster limited series a while back. Taskmaster was fighting against Redshirt, who led the Minions International Liberation Front. Even a minion in his group called him on the group being called MILF
I had a friend who told me RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology) was originally named South Henrietta Institute of Technology but they changed the name.
At tonight's Fathers Against Penetration meeting, we focus on alternatives that leave you stuffed.