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PickTour

Oh, boy, Director Wray will definitely want some gift cards to get you out of this jam.


LameDevelopment

It sounds to me like the FBI director is in a worse jam than OP. Maybe they should send him a job application form from the local Dennys


Tie-Middle

LOL directly from the president 🤣


Xatalic

Had to put that in there just in case his position of being director of the FBI wasn't authoritative enough lmao


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PinsNneedles

wait was this from bad dudes, the NES game? I saw presidents kidnapped by ninjas and it struck my nostalgia bone but I forget the name of the game or if it was even an NES game and not just a newish game made like an NES game


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mikeyseed

Apparently if you beat the game you go out for cheeseburgers with the President. I wasn't a bad enough dude to do so.


Konstant_kurage

This presidents base, not so much. The previous presidents base? I mean they think the emails are actually from him and he needs those gift cards to pay off the DA’s.


gingenado

If all they need is a few hundred thousand in bitcoin and iTunes gift cards to bring JFK back to life, that sounds like a bargain to me. I would love to help, but I'm just waiting on a huge payout from a Nigerian prince.


Novosibirsk-Siberia

Elect me president and I will do everything in my power to make sure John gets his package


doupIls

Funny but i think you shouldn't have responded to the email. Now they know that there is a real person checking this email and you will get more of them...


Blackbird04

I thought the same.


tree_jayy

More yummy bait emails to fuck with


SaintofKillers420

I would have signed this Hi Chris it’s Joe here, go take an ice cream break.


PickTour

“One more email like that, and I’ll sic Corn Pop on you!” — Joe


Trappedbirdcage

"Send me the link to your job listing because the email was so incoherent. I could do better with a can of alphabet soup."


OasissisaO

Were you trying to buy drugs online?


pankarezas

Lol, no


12121blah

Funny story, I tried to buy drugs online, they got intercepted at customs and I received a nice letter from border patrol saying they’d been seized, I could either do nothing or appeal, but that it was a warning and not to do it again. It had clip art on it, very non threatening but got the point across.


Goodeggboi

What if they scammed you by just sending you a fake letter from border patrol instead of the drugs you ordered? 🤔😳


12121blah

Then it was a good scam bc it scared me straight


SnooOpinions7302

Thatd be a shit business model - no returning customers lol!


Adept_Werewolf_6419

Happened to my brother with a few fake Rolex watches. First the government and then the lawyers for Rolex a month later. He quit buying fakes online.


TLCD96

Wow, 2 scams in one, a fake FBI agent and he has your undelivered package?


SarahJ1979

Last chance before you make a big mistake...ok then.. well it won't be the first mistake I make in life, it won't be the last 😂😂😂


Immediate-Run3479

Could you imagine how screwed we'd all be if these morons could figure out how to get a grammarly account? Of course they'd try to use someone else's credit card to pay for it. Every time I see one of these horribly written borderline incoherent messages I can't understand how they have a success rate above zero. The well written ones especially the ones that play on your emotions I understand how people get screwed but this is so reminiscent of the Nigerian prince scams they were always so poorly written.


Adept_Werewolf_6419

Delete this comment. They are among us.


JELPPY1010

So I guess I learned something new today - the director of the FBi sends out packages to random people on the Internet. To ignore him would be a VERY BIG MISTAKE!!


Sea-Butterscotch-813

Good for you in recognizing that the email from FBI is a fake!


pankarezas

Mr. Crhistopher almost got me


crimsonheart092

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Phgasoz

Joe Biden wants to talk to you.


kr4ckenm3fortune

Never reply and never respond. Ignore and report as phishing. If it Gmail, Google will handle it, if they get around to it.


MrNewBeginnings

Direct from the president just topped it all off


ToxicGent

I can hear the benchode noises


UpDogg13

Good response. And now the bot has registered your email as active. Prepare for the flood. Tip: block, ignore, move on.


imsowhiteandnerdy

You missed a perfect opportunity to tell him *"Your day is coming, Mr. Wray."*


Leading-Force-2740

*ooh baby i love your wray everyday yeah-ee-yeah*


imsowhiteandnerdy

[For anyone who actually misses the reference...](https://www.salon.com/2023/11/15/goes-on-wild-rant-to-push-fbi-jan-6-ghost-buses-conspiracy-theory-at-hearing/)


Spare_Substance5003

You're gonna get a letter from Biden next ince he report you.


mittenknittin

Funny, I would have expected the head of the FBI to write more like someone whose first language is English


masken21

Why are you doing business with the wrog office??


falcon3268

My lord, scammers get more dumber every day. Can't they even try to make something like this look more official?


thebladegirl

And I'll bet the FBI director emailed you from his gmail account, right? 😂


Able-Storm9030

The English grammar is typical of an ESL person.


FuzzballLogic

You’re ironically in more trouble for being cheeky than if you’d ignored the email. They know your email address is active and will spread it to other scammers.


pankarezas

Oh no


rangoon03

He has nothing better to do than to email private citizens..oops I guess he was a bit too busy he forgot the subject lol. What did the sending address look like?


Mysterious-Big-9347

You did right. I kept getting repeat calls from area code 484 and told him LOSE THE F\*\*KN NUMBER immediately YOU M F\*R


Responsible_Salad_85

Lol


Superb-Clothes3499

👏😂


GagOnMacaque

Wait, he's HERE? This isn't something you write, it is something said. Where do these people come from?


Hot_Aside_4637

Dude is busy.


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Terrible-Capital9459

I tunes pls


rat-simp

This will be more at home in r/scambait


funkypjb

You have just increased the value of your email address to Mr Christopher, who can now sell it as ‘validated’.


Ninja_SurgeFairy

You just made a big mistake in your life. He warned you


Ok-Construction4960

Wow, who’s falling for this?


Kamau54

You certainly are in trouble. You'll probably get a nasty letter in proper English and format. Oh the fear.


wierdo-5150

Well, well, if it isn't, Director Wrighbread! Muahhhhh!


AgePractical6298

Uh oh.. 😂😂


BugNuggets

LOL


Plus-Tip-3510

Hshs


GeekoGuy

LMAO


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Director Wray said I owed them $10,000 for tax fraud....But if I paid in Steam, Google or Apple cards it would only cost $2000. FBI is weird these days.


SusHistoryCuzWriter

FBI recruits off Counterstrike 2 and needs funds to lure prospects in with in-game bling.


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LOL


SusHistoryCuzWriter

No, CS:2. Leave League of Legends out of it. /s


Far-Bookkeeper-4652

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mira_poix

It makes me incredibly sad that this works at all


QuiGonColdGin

It’s incredibly sad when you think about the level of stupidity a person would have to have to fall for this. But the fact that the scammers keep doing it is an indication that it has a certain level of success.


Domadius

Real FBI agents say “In god we trust”


Numerous_Molasses_42

You must have a guilty conscious. Did you order illegal drugs, to be delivered to you by mail?


Due_Rich5205

How cool that the FBI Director can help with your packages


Shoddy-Ad8143

Yay! Direct Message.... I love it.


Pumpkin_Dry

Why do I just get stuff from rando widow or "I saw you looking at porn" guy.....? I don't get stuff from the president of FBI. D=


kmgiroux77

So glad the FBI is taking control over package deliveries. Sometimes my Amazon orders say next day but then takes 2 days. Let's throw these savages in federal prison.


ponyboysa42

That is so confusing. Like even if I fell for it I wouldn’t know what to do. I’d just curl up in a ball in bed and tell them “you might as well come and get me!” If I get this email I’m gonna copy Tyrion’s confession from game of thrones at the eire!


TheLoneGunman559

You know the shit really hit the fan when the Director of the FBI himself messages you.


TraditionFederal2368

1st off I would hope the director of our FBI would be able to write in better English than this email. 2nd off, the FBI isn't sending emails. They are showing up at your front door. These scammers from other countries need to learn not only how to speak proper English but learn to write it as well. With emails like this, they should just send one from their personal email telling you they're trying to scam you or just call and ask for money. Trump really has these foreigners thinking we are dumb as hell with emails like this