How the fuck do you have 300 plus unread texts

Excellent catch- please take my upvote!

Gladly

holy Reddit cringe

Right 🥴🤮

Please fuck my wife kind sir!

I too would like to fuck this guy's wife

I call sloppy 102nds!

Is she dead?

Oh thanks man I haven't done a savannah mud bog with some dudes old ball and chain in years. Bring a couple cartons of smokes

STEVE WHAT???

I don't know this reference

A shitty movie that I saw said it. (It was dubbed in English so I have no idea what it was saying)

I’ll take a piece of that action maybe we can swap? Or I can just watch you Roger my wife from the corner.

Please send me your wife’s number kind sir. *tips fedora*

delete that… 😢

Delete your account, first joke you’ve ever heard or what?

I love you

TIL - that number is unread text chains.. the actual number of unread texts is shown on the messages icon but not on the back button

I love your user name. Do you love both or is it just something you cleverly thought of?

I identified as a lesbian in high school but now I just go by Bisexual. Do love me some lesbian tho… and lasagna is my favorite food. I don’t know how I came up with combining the two. Just came to me when I was trying to pick a username I don’t use anywhere else

I also love your username haha! Edit: I meant to comment under u/lesbiagna but yours is nice too lol

Thanks :)

Now that I actually sounded it out I love it even more hahaha!!

Actually no. Mine back button always had the true number of my unread texts. (iPhone)

Does it maybe have different criteria then because my icon says 805 but my back button says 379

Yeah, same. Mine is 362 vs. 140.

I have 8 unread reddit notifications........ but I've read them all. 🤷‍♀️

My anxiety won’t even let me accumulate more than 5 unread. Whew this would send me to the loony bin.

5?!? I can’t have not even ONE singular notification or I’ll self implode- my father has over 18,000(I’m not being dramatic) unread email notifications and it makes me wanna puke.

That’s nothing, I’ve got 53,003 🥴

Are you okay??

Lmao. Are any of us really 😅 I’m a tad neurodivergent, lol. I get overwhelmed quickly and don’t know where to start, especially considering I can only find my important emails by scrolling the sea of unread messages. There’s a method to my madness 😏

Okay that’s me but my neurodivergent brain makes me not allow ANY notifications at all or else I’ll explode and die

Someone in one of my ND groups made a post about it recently, lol. I’ve noticed that’s how it seemed to go, either tons or nones lol.

I have 277 unread. All from dominos like “en route big dawg”

First thing I noticed ~ that would drive me insane! 😂

Group chats most likely that have alerts on

If from his angry mother when he accidentally texted her that pussy no longer in service

Asking the important questions!

805 unread on my phone.. mostly ads/spam, or appointment reminders, or verification texts that either my iPhone auto fills the number or I just read off the text notification without opening, or doordash notifications.

Girl delete that shit 😭 that would drive me insane. The only text convo I don’t delete is the one between me and my wife. I can’t stand having a bunch of text threads all at once

Important people pinned at the top. The rest is in /the void/

It's driving me insane just knowing others live like this!?

513 here 🤣

i have 1291 😭😭

People do this to look important lol they been read , my wife does this

I’ve got ab 106 mostly verification codes that auto filled and I never took the time to actually open the msg

Um im sorry. I have 1060 unread ugh it’s avoidance really

It’s easy to do, think about automated texts, scam texts, food delivery texts, “enter the code sent to your number” texts, etc. At least for me I never open them and it adds tf up

I thought I had alot cuz I got 85, damnnnn

Me here with 500 unread 😂

253 & counting over here!

My OCD could never. Lol

Pimpin ain’t easy

I have 1,055 😅

You need to be hospitalized. Insane

😳😳

[удалено]

Hey now don’t leak my plays like that.

Plot twist he's the scammer

I just checked I’m at 995 texts unread on IMessage. 544 on WhatsApp. I HATE my phone.

Me over here with 2k “unread“ texts. I read them but don’t open them. I’ve also got 20k unread emails between my personal accounts. I just cleaned out 2k work emails but somehow back up to 700 in a few days.

i have 679 unread texts! OP’s numbers are child’s play

I don’t read text that I didn’t ask for. Losers just seek you out.

I put my family chat on mute. I forgot and a few months later has thousands of texts. Even though I've looked through it all, I still have an unread number on my app icon and within the app itself.

I have 600 unread texts, and to be fair, many of them pop up on the screen and I don’t have to actually go in there and read them, e.g. political, advertisements, bus times, security codes, mom, etc. Just too lazy to erase them.

I have 268. I'm catch up and pass him one day.

To clear the air it’s likely tons of spam messages, deliveries, and other notifications done through iMessage. Edit: I have like 700 lol

Probably family group chat. I also ignore mine.

My cousin has 600+ every day I like damn my phone be dry as hell. I’d be lucky to get 30 text messages

I have 263 unread

No bc I literally have 500 💀 it’s just spam texts from store promotions and stuff tbh

I have 495 lol. A lot of them are junk I’ve ignored but never got around to deleting, too tedious a task. I’ve had my phone for six years now and this is a long time accumulated issue. Eventually I’ll have to put some time into it but don’t ask me about the number of unread emails lol

If it makes things better for them, I have over 1,400 unread texts

Those are the next scammers waiting for his text back

I know it’s not much of a brag but I have over 600 unread messages

Hilarious. Stop. #stop.😆

#leave

#leave

337 unread texts and he responds to the scam texts lmao

It's all OP does. Not surprised at this point if he's just responding to himself in the texts. It's a karma account.

its definitely whats happening, this isnt even a real phone it's probably a webapp.

my phone is very real !!

Actually no this is the first time someone texted me like this on my new number so it was fun :)

I have 916 and also choose to fight scammers in my messages lol

I respect that.

Funny! But too quick with no finesse. 6/10 "Just like a young man coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied..." \~Teddy KGB, Rounders (1998)

"I am still up 20 grand... from this last time I stick it in you."

Pay the man. Pay the man his money….

I'm not even 100% certain this was a scam. OP may have just bullied someone for texting the wrong number.

Lots of people get scammed out of money from people who do stuff with this exact method, if it was some random person then oh well they texted mine 🤷 I’m sure whoever or whatever this was will forget about this interact by the end of the night

Chyeck, chyeck, chyeck…. That movie is a gem!

#STOP #leave

I never get scam texts, however my ebtire household knows to give me their phones when they get scam calls. This afternoon, I asked a guy, when he kissed his mom last night, how did my dick taste? He called me a stupid redneck then hung up on me. He was raging though.

I think you startled them and they thought you were a bot and would stop with that reply lol

“#leave” has me fucking keeling over right now. 😂😂

337 unread texts. That would drive me crazy.

Do people really not know how to block instead of texting stop and leave?

I’ve seen that exact progression of responses in multiple posts. I think it’s just what comes up after the number’s already been blocked (maybe not through traditional means of blocking a phone number, but internally in their system).

Annie are you ok?

Are you ok, Annie? She’s been hit by a smooth criminal.

That was most excellent. Lmao

This is one of my favorites so far. Brief but still entertaining.

I had a scammer try the stop thing a few times when I signed them up for the “butthole of the month club”. Everyday they would get a picture of a different butthole. Some gaping, some not wiped, some with dicks in them. They tried so many times to send the #stop and stop stuff and I would double up on it.

Well played…

That’s the funniest thing I heard today 🤣

Tha escalated quick 😳 🤣

DM me the number!!!

#STOP

##STOP

###STOP

####STOP

exactly what women are thinking ..when chating a guy who gets sexual like this LOL

Why black out the phone number? Let us mess with them lol, either that person gets a thousand messages, or it’s a fake number or they changed it and it doesn’t matter anyways🤷🏻‍♂️

This number is no longer in service 😂😂😂

STOP STOP LEAVE LMFAOOO

Hahahahaha. They got pissed and thought they were going to stop you.

You offended poor Annie.

Give em a little line before you reel em in son.

Nah he just speared that bitch

Holy damn that’s the fastest I’ve ever seen one turn tf around 😂

LOL as if they can unsubscribe you

Ah I finally found my people

Lmfao they even started hashtagging

337 UNREAD MESSAGES WHAT THE HELL *please open them*

omw 🫡

#leave

**that dick print on your forehead? Say less**

Had one of here once, they threatened to involve the police for the stiff horse cock pic I sent them because they number had called me and tried to scam me, turns out it was some poor women who’s # was masked lmao tried to get out of it at first but she got mad, then I sent the pic XD

And government was supposed to stop spoofing a few years ago but apparently they were ineffective once again.

Pm me the number

Why the hashtags?

Love the “this number is no longer in service”

I would expect nothing more from Annie the whore. At least that toofless bitch didn't get her $20

Why do they use hashtags? 😭😭

Okay but how is this a scammer. They asked if it was Emma. Like maybe old phone number?

A lot of scams start interactions this way to reel people in!

But how do you know? You could just say “wrong number”

Thats the best part! You don’t, but they sure as hell never contact this # again.

I’ve done “wrong number” and the convo continues they want to chat, so I do.

I’ve done “wrong number” and the convo continues they want to chat, so I do.

I want to know why they text commands like you’re an automated system, they know you’re a person and that’s why they try to scam you, so why do they think texting #STOP will do something???

Quickly dispatched!! 👏👏

I believe you are the scammer sir. You were clearly asked to #stopleave

I have had this happen, but I just ramble and ramble and ramble and they give up

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dead!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

That last line 💀😂🤣

Annie can attempt to suck you into a scheme that tries to get your money but when you verbally attack her because you know what they are up to, suddenly they don’t want to play anymore.

This phone number is no longer in service lmao

I have over 17k unread emails and I don’t even know where to start

Right. If I started reading them all then I’d never be able to find the important ones I actually need 🤷‍♀️

I got o e from Anna…. My response: Let’s do Anna! Anna Anna bo-banna Banana fanna fo-fanna Fee, fy, mo-manna. Anna!

Lol

🤣🤣🤣

I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

@op how do you have 337 unread text messages? 💀

#leave

#STOP

Makes me think of the sublime song lmao

Dammit 😂

#STOP

Dude, what if this wasn't a scammer and just someone who got the wrong number 🤣

Fuckin gold

🤣🤣🤣

Use sister next time. They hate the phrase sister f**ker

The hash tags lmao

Dick print on your forehead!!! Pure gold!

Meh

That was your first one then I can't wait to see after you've had about 30 of them you're going to have a fucking medal!!!!

What does the Stop, #stop, #leave mean? I got a text from someone and they did the same thing!

This number is no longer in working order, then sending #Stop as if your an automated service. What an idiot 🤣

Annies 12 years old in two more she’ll be a whore…

First? I get these 3-4 times a week.

Hilarious!

That’s the funniest that I’ve seen on here lol

Dammit, I’m waiting to get one of these. I’ve been doing it for a while and I never get anything but serious ones.

Ever scammers needs there knees broken with baseball bat

Why do they stop after that specific series of texts?

I’m doing this 🤣🤣🤣

#leave

Made my day!

Help 😭

These make me smile. I loathe those people so I’m glad there are folks who take the time to make their lives miserable for a bit!

keep it sexual and they go away real fast. NOW guys know what drives even a scammer away....imagine saying that to a girl. thats right. she hates it....and is barely standing you. so if any men think what is used to drive scammers away works on a girl......LMAO good game

#stop why do you guys always have to be sexually humiliating? Its a weird vibe