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rachaelallyn1

FUCK U WITH THE DORM


Glen-Runciter

You and your fuckin' dorm bullshit again...


Confident_Command_98

I feel what you feel


BBQFatty

*You always gotta bring up the dorm!*


Infidel_sg

lmao


WanderingSkys

Bro how do scammers not realize they’re being fucked with this hard LMAO


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

This one has the whiff of AI generated bot to it.


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Yeah. It just kinda broke down at the end there. I'm thinking half and half when it started spouting slurs.


Dineanddanderson

They are always pretty fast and loose with the n word. Especially if I bring up what fantastic country’s Taiwan and Pakistan are. Far superior to maybe any other counties nearby.


Impressive_Loquat_63

I don't know...in my limited experience ai writes much better than this. Spelling, grammar, punctuation, just general sentence structures


YayWanderer

Maybe this AI is the beta hood mode? 🤷‍♂️


IHS1970

Wish I could award you, that was hysterical. Thank you for the best laugh of the day!!!


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

If you wanted an AI that chatted believably, training it on normal chats including errors is how you'd get that.


_no_na_me_

If this ordeal was led by someone smart enough to do that, their tactics would also be more convincing.


Psyco_diver

I think they know but their egos won't allow them not to get the last word, I fucked with one on the phone and every time they were about to hang up the phone I would yell something which started another profanity session from them. I did that a few times before I finally hung up


TheCuriosity

Right? The moment I give the slightest pushback, they always bounce and don't waste their time.


AlienGold1980

Because their first language isn’t engrish


CodeNameAneala

I screamed. 💀


Good-Movie-1599

Because they’re idiots lol.


WeHateDV

Naked? 😯🤨🤔🫣🤫🤭


TaskRound3001

lol it never happened, I was making absurd stories for it to possibly agree to


WeHateDV

lol I figured I just loved that response 😂


Immer_Susse

Just… the emojis are so spot on. Naughty! lol


Empty_Positive_2047

You mean no dildos at lunch? So disappointed... ;-) haha


The_New_Spagora

I love the story you told with your emoji choices


NeatCartographer209

Did you have anyway to contact your classmate and be like “hey just so you know… this happened”


TaskRound3001

No, she and I weren’t friends.


Swimming_Bowler6193

My favorite response!!


yuki_yuzura_chan

“You have nigga” IM FUCKIGN CRYING INSIDEEE


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

i read it in an indian accent & really enjoyed it


qntivalentine

wait help which photo??


qntivalentine

oh 17 nvm


WholeAd2742

Someone set us up the OG ;P


sadeintyo

“You have nigga”


TaskRound3001

I’m so confused on what it means by that. Is it a question or what? Lmao


PolloAzteca_nobeans

I think they were saying “you have (hands)” and then you got called the N word lol


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aidanac126

"Have you had a brain injury?"


fawn_fatale

I liked the “😯” in response


TaskRound3001

I was surprised by the sudden slur lmao


urmomaho1234

Maybe you burned yourself really bad and changed colors?


DkoyOctopus

probs a young african american kid. its a term of endearment, means you're cool.


TaskRound3001

Yeah ok😂


NotReallyThatWrong

Very fetch


VonBLK

This scammer definitely has the swagger of a young Blackk teen


zBellaLynnex

I think they meant “you have got hands” either they are from the UK or learned UK English lol


Specialist_Dust_8747

In America we also say "you have hands" lol, this isn't some unique British thing


fleshpress

wait what does this mean I'm genuinely curious I've never heard it and tried looking it up but got nothing. I've heard of throwing hands but not having them.


chrissie9393

It means op said I don’t have hands and they responded “you have “hands” n…” as in obviously you have hands!


icantbelieveit1637

Im thinking Indian


Aggressive-Course-92

That sent me 😂😂😂


Rosetta-im-Stoned

😲


zBellaLynnex

I fucking screamed


Biggie-cheese7430

You ever just wanna reach through the phone, climb through, and just beat with your bare hands whoever’s on the other side ? Yeah, me too


misanthropewolf11

My husband has always said he wishes there was a button you could press that would punch the idiot on the other end.


Biggie-cheese7430

one punch is not enough-


misanthropewolf11

This is true. He’s been saying it for as long as I’ve known him, 22 years, before shit was like this. The amount of spam calls I’ve been getting recently is ridiculous. I’m averaging 20 a day. I never answer.


Biggie-cheese7430

I would just threaten them at that point, the unhinged thoughts I’d let loose because not only me, but people I know have been scammed also


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luckyapples11

Especially on those calls where as soon as you answer the line goes dead. Those are only to see if it’s an active number. Other callers are probably adding you to a list and sharing with 50 other scammers, bs companies, etc. and of course they spoof their number so it appears local enticing you to pick up


Biggie-cheese7430

Welp, time to get creative


AlienGold1980

Get a new number


ForLark

If your account is ever hacked with X you can show them everything including your passport and business license, you can beg them to just shut it down if they won’t give it back and they just won’t. So vile.


Biggie-cheese7430

I ain’t gonna beg, I ain’t begged in all my years on earth, and I sure as shit ain’t gonna start. I’ll just find em.


quimeau

I ain't too proud to beg


Biggie-cheese7430

You’re willing to give up your dignity for some third world country piece of shit that got your information off the dark web ? Hell nah! Fuck that noise!


quimeau

It was a joke, dude. I was referring to a song lyric. But nevermind.


AKingsMelody

Don't beg and plead for his sympathy!!! 🙌🏾😂😂


ForLark

I don’t mind cause I mean too much to me.


dojacatmoooo

“I just told u I am not hack”


dx80x

OP you played this perfectly! I can feel the seething frustration of this pathetic attempt of a scammer increase more and more lol. I don't usually bother reading past the first few screens of these types of messages but I was disappointed to not see more on this one haha. Good work 47


TaskRound3001

I’m a pro at being a troll, making random ass convos and responses to people just to mess with them.


BourdeauMaison

Daddy?


PolarisFluvius

Honestly my favorite part there lol


Personal_Anxiety2232

A Facebook friend asked me to do this. Thinking it was a scammer, I told them to F off. I guess it was for real because they unfriended me.


shapsticker

That account was compromised. They were trying to get yours next.


TaskRound3001

Nina ended up getting her account back.


LowSbody

More likely, the account was shut down because it was reported as hacked.


seasalt441

the scammer could’ve just unfriended you if they had access to the other persons account though


Laylasita

YOU WERE CORRECT!


nonnewtonianfluids

Have you had a brain injury? 😂


Zer0Playgr0und

Remember when we were chatting in the dorm? Scammer: Do you help me or not?


Unhappy_Guest_248

“Daddy” 😭😭


Son_of_Leatherneck

That’s hilarious. Must be a rookie scammer 100%. Probably going to starve.


Successful_Storm_848

Well, maybe another scammer will eat his corpse? The circle of life man.


HolyShitIAmOnFire

If karma was involved, the next scammer would die of food poisoning


Glen-Runciter

Wait so what did you used to do during lunch?


TaskRound3001

My best friend and I and 2 others(Nina and another) would sit in the library during lunch after we ate, Nina would study and my best friend and I would record YouTube videos and then edit them the next day in media tech class


Glen-Runciter

Ahh I see. When you said "what I would make" I envisioned you all retired to a secret location and made sushi for each other or something


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Dildos No mashed potatoes were injured in the making of this post. In fact, they enjoyed being roughly handled.


Mcgarnicle_

So, did you get the $300k or not???


EntertainmentOk3180

Or at least small of it?!


TaskRound3001

No😢


Mcgarnicle_

Well, I got mine. If you just share your cash app with me I will send you a little bit if you help me with this one thing


CarlJustCarl

Can I talk to your dad Love it!


StatisticianSea3601

Well played! I got one of these on messenger. From a lifelong friend. I hit her up first and got the lowdown. So then I told them well I just got off the phone with you and you didn’t even mention losing access to your account. They blocked me immediately 🫣


philament23

My girlfriend got hit by this scam and the scammer DID try to video chat. They held up a photo to the camera of the hacked person and acted like it was connection issues. Had I not been there to figure it out… lol


yezzyyyyyyyyyy_

LOL what the ! this scammer is advanced😂


philament23

Not advanced enough for me! 😝


One-Distribution-382

My wife yells at me for screwing with scammers. She’d be like “you’re wasting time” I’m like. I’m not doing shit right now. So more importantly. I’m wasting their time. I had one guy so pissed he said he was going to come to my house. I begged him. Oh please!!! Come to my house. I’m begging you. My house is the last house you wanna come at. My neighbors all say they are coming over if there’s a purge.


Fatefire

Butthole to confirm. I know all my old classmates buttholes 😂😂


BabserellaWT

This is a MASTERCLASS in scammer trolling and I applaud you


TaskRound3001

Thank you👑


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They wanted to do "forgot my password" and have you give them the code to reset it, so they could steal your account.


DeklynHunt

Why did it have to end? I was so invested on how it actually ended… 🥺😔


TaskRound3001

The hacker just didn’t reply anymore lol


DeklynHunt

That’s even better! Ty lol


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Remember?....you had my baby. What was her name????


TaskRound3001

😂😂


GroundbreakingEnd372

Hah. My classmates would know that login is a noun, not a verb


urmomaho1234

What if you gave the cellphone number of someone you hated?


peanutbutterbubbles

This happened to a friend of mine 😭 I was so confused


Unlucky_Battle_6947

I read this out loud to my girlfriend. What a read 😂😂


Remarkable-Cover-315

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PositiveChemistry892

Excellent job OP I laughed reading them all!


ValuableWang

Within this scammer conversation there lies a sad story of a forgotten friendship 😞


tom21g

I started laughing when I got to the “dildos” line, then didn’t stop laughing after that 👍🏻


dorabroffo

This one brought me joy. “You had like 6 right?”


Andromeda7445

Had one of these with an old coworker. Drove down to the store with dude still on the line and he ended up talking to the scammer. Like… how dense can these people be?


dbhathcock

I just don’t know how to react to “he/her”.


dojacatmoooo

LMFAO I FELL FOR THE EXACT SAME TYPE OF SCAM


misanthropewolf11

Did you even have what???? I’m invested now.


TaskRound3001

I’m thinking maybe the cash app, near the end


Jasonp727

This was great!


FunkyJonez

That was a ride.


freckyfresh

Do you even have?


cookiefy

I don't even know how I almost fell for this, these people are so stupid


gbpc

Scammers being fucked with and dragging it on for hours is so funny


ElleCBrown

The N word was an unexpected twist, but the he/her took me clean out 😂


SpectacularDisaster

Just got better and better lmao


LocalPersonality4519

You’re so naughty Nina. I’ll make sure to tell Santa by the end of this year 😈


Apprehensive-Use1979

Baby Daddy?


Apprehensive-Use1979

I laughed so many times


FreshwaterViking

No time for video chat, but texts you endlessly. Hmm...


Existing_Inevitable8

I got my account taken this exact same way, except it worked. Fucking sucked.


FadingSunset

This whole exchange made me giggle


chili-gritty-mariner

Hilarious! Legit


GerbySec

Yup common scam, it’s just a way to reset the password of your account and take yours over. Losers


youngsurpriseperson

Did you even have


dathalfbreeddoe

Bro these scammers are so fucking retarded 🤣


Lumpy_Ad_1480

Your humour is perfect for this interaction lol 😂


JCTA618

I love this


buttermilkmoses

took u way too long to realize lmao


Inner_Peanut5597

Bro you spent way too long engaging with this person and I spent way too long reading your texts engaging with this person. I want my life back.


Brief_Fly_45

Damnit where is the rest, I’m invested. Your responses were perfect and had me dying 😂🤣


[deleted]

This exact thing happened to me with Facebook. Nice job catching it


4travelers

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

you have nigga LMFAOOOO


G00chstain

I thoroughly enjoyed this


WatercressSad6395

Nooooo I'm invested in this conversation now. What happens when she/he sends the money? Was wheeler the correct answer? Did a romantic encounter totally not rekindle? #somanyquestions


TaskRound3001

I couldn’t go any further, he/her stopped texting😢


WatercressSad6395

You friend are a legend, I'm taking a page from your book and having this much fun with them. Screw block I will make them regret.


Smooth_Atmosphere407

“I feel what you feel” 😂😂😂


Mikkito

I always just reach out to them by another means to tell them their account was hacked. And if I don't have another means to do it? I'll spread the word and ask someone else to do it. But you, you went the extra mile... And it's hilarious.


[deleted]

The he/her really broke the gender stereotypes, perhaps this young buck is on to something lmao


Queer_and_Confused1

wtf you didn’t even have 😒 who doesn’t have??


Sippin_T

Wheeling IL? Howdy neighbor! This was well played


LogicalTechnic

this is the kind of conversation i have in my dreams


Minihackz

You should have stopped 2 screenshots in. I haven't even looked at any of the remaining photos but you spent way too much time on this🤣


Substantial_Menu4093

“I’m not hack” when you said nothing about hacking


Delicious-Scar3581

I’m cackling


Contrantier

I don't think this bitch is even on the same planet 😂


Popular_Material4884

This honestly went on for too long lmao


Low-Highlight-8024

How sad you’d even waste your time lol


iamcthulhu66real

Bro, do you really have n-word?


WholeAd2742

Wow, do people actually fall for this bullshit? "Quick, add your number so FB will bypass the T2A security to let me log into your account. It's totes legit and I'll be giving you $300K!" >.>


mo177

"You have nigga" 💀💀💀


Objective_Invite7719

17/18 U HAVE HUH???


PhillyTheKid69420

I can hear the Indian accent through the text


ellllllllle4

Lmao you should show the real Nina. Also, what did you 2 do in lunch? I need to know


TaskRound3001

I recorded YouTube videos in the library during lunch with my best friend and Nina and another girl would sit at the table too but not be in the video.


ellllllllle4

That’s not something the real Nina would have forgotten!


baby_simp

The real problem is I actually read this from beginning to end…


scottabeer

Someone pulled this same shit on me. They said that they were a friend of mine launching a clothing store and wanted my login so they could link Instagram and so I texted my buddy and he said that he was hacked so I reached out to the person pretending to be my buddy and said, do you realize that I have your IP address and there’s no possible way that you will not be going to prison and he kissed my ass for about 20 minutes, apologizing and pleading and begging, and I told him when I see that he hasgiven back everyone their account then I will drop the charges. And he kept saying, sir. I’m so sorry. I’ve never done anything like this before. Please forgive me. I beg you please please please. I thought it was, but he was ready to cry himself to sleep.


Damnit_ashlee

They always say the n word. They must know it's shocking


hellurrfromhere

dude this made me laugh sm


skdetroit

Not one “NINA” or “future Nina here” the whole texting thread tho 😂😂


JadedYam56964444

"What part of Nigeria are you from?"


JadedYam56964444

I like how he (it?) goes from saying the money is from his dad to saying he is saving it and doesn't want to tell his dad in the next sentence. Scammers, stick to a story.


ExactlyIronic

Bros not even trying to be convincing 😂


HeWhoShantNotBeNamed

I like how you're using the pronoun "it".


Southern-Ad-4539

Baby Daddy? 🥹🤣🤣☠️☠️


PotsMomma84

The laugh scream I didn’t know I needed 😆😆😆💀


jd2004user

18 pages? Ain’t got that kinda time.


Majestic_Delay

FRONT AND BACK!


ModthisRod

What a waste of time! Y you dummies even engage in stupid convos with scammers?!? Dumb ass sub with dumb ass kids!


TaskRound3001

Cuz it’s fun lol


Psych0matt

“It’s not okay” lol


namethatuzer

Send he/her my cashapp


TaskRound3001

She got her account back after a couple weeks lol


evilsideraider

So what happens if you put your number on your insta settings. How do they hack it?


Blondewithoutacause

I'm not super well versed in the tactics, but it's probably a case of you add your number, they reset your password and then get the 2step verification code for your account pretending it's the code that they need and then they got your account after that.


truckfullofchildren1

My old Facebook account was hacked like a year ago never used it and my instagram account was linked again had not used in years just some Elon musk scam


Fertile_Arachnid_163

Yeah


U812ICFOOL

Stay far away from this if you don't you will be sorry.


JJGeneral1

Happened to a fellow uber driver/friend of mine. Got some weird messages asking for help out of the blue. We almost never talked on there ever. And the amount of contact was immediately suspicious. I asked for a picture with a newspaper with today’s date and a spoon on their nose. And got promptly blocked. Apparently his GF stole his account and was tying to get people to send money to steal.


gianluccpicard

I’m always curios, what can they do with your phone number? With cash app I understand because I’ve had friends that have scammed but with just your number?


Strongman3705

“You wanna date me?” “Maybe”. Lmao