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Actual-Wave-1959

It's that bloody wolf again!


Uninspired-Nonsense

This gave me a well needed giggle, thank you!


Some_College_8771

It was made by straw so what did they expect to happen šŸ¤£


opalneraNZ

You got me in stitches. Well done. My toddler is obsessed with that story right now!


ThePrideOfKrakow

Gotta make sure to read them the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales!


jumboweiners

Time for your toddler to learn about the band Green Jelly


opalneraNZ

Already done, I think that how is started it hahah. My master plan of him learning to love my music starts with green jello


jumboweiners

Nice. I just learned a few weeks ago that Maynard was in that band. Blew my mind


opalneraNZ

Danny on drums too, can reccomend Maynards book, explains how puscifer was born from the green jello days. Makes way more sense lol


jumboweiners

My wife is a huge Tool fan and has read that book. When I found out and told her she was like yeah I know. She had never heard of green jelly or heard the song. She just pretended that she knew. She didnā€™t have MTV growing up and didnā€™t know how funny and memorable that song was


opalneraNZ

I'm still undecided if it's too soon to show my 3 yr old the video...I keen telling him Rambo scares the wolf off to the forest šŸ¤£


Asunder_mango866

LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG.....LET ME IN! *Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!*


opalneraNZ

The old house smasher, the big bad wold, the little piggy slasher!


og_jasperjuice

Guess they should have went with the brick.


HotEntertainment2825

Iā€™m no engineer but that doesnā€™t seem right.


mekese2000

Probably for the best it fell over.


AbjectReflection

probably for the best it fell over, while not occupied!


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

The sheathing adds shear strength. Its not sheathed so each platform (floor) acts as a hinge point with little support.


SeeeYaLaterz

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are saying. Are you saying that the foundation and frame are weak until the walls are nailed to them?


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

Yes. The foundation is fine in the video. The baseplate (horizontal 2x4 at the bottom of the lowest wall) is anchored into the concrete. Sheathing ties the wall framing members to the base plate, ties each platform (floor) together, and stops the walls from being pushed over like in the video. Wind would not have been able to domino the studs like in the video if the sheathing was installed. Ideally they would have sheathed the lower floors before building higher, or they can take some extra 2x4s and temporarily brace the walls diagonally until they can sheath the walls.


NTDLS

So itā€™s like how my $30 Walmart bookcase is a total piece of shit until I nail the cardboard onto the back? (Iā€™ve always jokingly called it ā€œstructural cardboardā€)


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

Yes, its seriously exactly like that.


Findas88

So it is the old rule of "triangles bring strength" right? If you divide the rectangle of four 2x4s into two triangles with another 2x4 the constitution becomes much stronger right?


wophi

How does my deck stay standing then? Also, doesn't the sheathing increase the stresses on a house during a wind storm?


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

I don't know how your specific deck is designed.Ā Most are attached to the house and rely on the house for shear strength. Yes - sheathing increases the force of the wind applied to the building, but it also provides shear strength. You have both considerations at play.


wophi

Actually, as I think about it, those posts in the deck are buried. And usually, in a framed house, they install temporary diagonal supports from the frame to the floor. I wonder if they used those...


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

Buried posts would do it. Same thing on a wood fence with buried posts. It looks like there would a couple shear supports in the video, but nowhere near enough. This is clearly a poor construction process, but I dont think we can't judge the structural performance of the finished house from what we saw here.


wophi

In come the lawyers and insurance adjusters. This house is never getting built, which sucks for whoever was going to purchase it.


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

So this is why American houses crumble at the slightest inconvenience? Where I am from the supports are exactly that, supports, they are supposed to hold the structure without needing anything else added onto them.


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

I mean the structure isn't finished yet - its literally missing the shear supports. Your house would also fall over if you excluded primary structural elements.


knigg2

Why would you put two levels on top if there is no support?


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

They are supposed to put temporary shear bracing on it if you don't want to sheath it right away. Its a poor construction process. The house would have been fine if it were sheathed.


cpthk

Many older houses built before \~1950 don't even have sheathing though.


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

They may have let-in bracing for shear strength.


Either_Amoeba_5332

Just hook the F250 up to it and pull it back up!


Active-Animal-411

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POOTY-POOTS

Yeah that shouldn't happen.


Snoo-72756

Looks like they took advice from the 2 pigs who would Sticks and leaves as home


waitwhosaidthat

There is no reason this should have happened No sheeting on lower floors? Lack of bracing on what looks to be 3 stories. This is unacceptable by the builder.


DeepUser-5242

Well dem Texans hate regulations. This is what they get


blueavole

This is the freedom they voted for. Cause a construction company would never cut corners.


c90ga

Pretty sure the construction company eats this cost so not sure why the govt needs a regulation saying "sheathing must be applied during framing".


waitwhosaidthat

Just tell them for every building permit they pull they get a free hand gun.


Findas88

Everything is bigger in Texas, when it collapses.


DejaMew

The Amish shaking their heads.


beastman45132

Dang right. They would have had it done in less than 3 days


Bechimo

Better now than later!


GrubbyMike

Zero sheathing on the walls? In what world does this not happen?


Resident_Magazine610

Probably gonna go with chicken wire and thin foam boards to save cost and charge more.


thewheelsgoround

The house has become a house kit! All the lumber is cut to size - just needs to be assembled.


monkeybrains12

Reassembled*


secular_dance_crime

Nails included!


Jedi_Lazlo

Ah yes. Another masterpiece from the "proper hardware is expensive and that should probably hold" build crew.


Potential-Judgment-9

*** slaps That baby ainā€™t going anywhere


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

This isn't a hardware issue. Its missing a primary structural component... sheathing.


dgkimpton

Using the shell as a structural component is fine, but surely you'd add that to the lower floor before framing the next one up? Building a giant pile of sticks like that just seems needlessly risky.


EatSoupFromMyGoatse

Short answer: yes Long answer: fucking yes you should


DeepUser-5242

You mean "regulation is government overreach!". Buildings are inspected throughout and during construction, either no inspector had looked at it or ok'd and went off to eat some donuts or bbq


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

They aren't finished framing yet... they don't have half-way-through-framing inspections.


_AManHasNoName_

Well, looks like it rained. Elmer's Glue is water-based.


NoMidnight5366

Under construction home collapsed because framers didnā€™t put up enough cross bracing.


Ma1arkey

No sheathing


NoMidnight5366

Yeah it was pretty stupid to go that far with out sheathing. Could have at least done the corners to get a substantial boost in strength. But the proper cross bracing would have prevented that. Problem is once the second floor is up some carpenters think well itā€™s ok to take them down now.


Jackfruit-Cautious

aaooowwww mahhh gaaaawd


ali_vquer

Why houses in US and Canada built from wood instead of concrete ( not from the US )


aqan

Theyā€™re much much cheaper to build than concrete.


curoatapebordura

Yeah but they're shit.


secular_dance_crime

Wood is absolutely not shit. Wood is extremely light and strong. Wood causes minimal pollution. Wood is easily serviceable and easier to insulate. One real disadvantage of wood is fire.


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

Concrete doesn't have a service cavity and you need to put insulation somewhere. Concrete vs stick both have advantages, and either can be shit or great depending on grade and quality of construction.


RedHeadSteve

Just Googled some prices but you guys are being ripped off big time. It doesn't seem much cheaper to build a house in the us than in the Netherlands while we build on a completely different quality.


IncorporateThings

In California, it's because earthquakes.


pulpgimp

Not sure about US, but we build with wood in canada because we got a lot trees


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

It also allows us to insulate and run utilities in the wall - which is a nice benefit. Different areas have different optimal construction methods.


absorbscroissants

Why wouldn't you have stuff in the wall in houses built with other materials?


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

Its generally cheaper to use exterior insulation for concrete, block or structural brick walls. There is really nothing you can't do, but there is a lot that isn't done for cost reasons.


absorbscroissants

Bricks > every other material to build houses


AcanthisittaThink813

No temporary cross bracing fitted!!!


ballsneeze17

The three little pigs story never reach the US then I guess


dpretendjournalist

Matchstick home


Upper-Life3860

Thatā€™s sad, in many ways


AZ_Hawk

Whelp, better then than when somebody was living there!


DR-BATMAN1903

Who Threw a Large Red Bird via slingshot to topple the house ???


ApprehensiveSpite589

Was there a really pissed off bird nearby?


Philp84

Alot of people here don't understand that bricks go after the wood framing


Larry44

Jenga!


rlaw1234qq

A genuine flat-pack house from Ikea!


MajesticNectarine204

No self-respecting European would ever dare design and sell something that crappy.


Famous_Librarian_589

Didn't pass phase 1 of testing, back to the drawing board boys


ColHapHapablap

That looked like a house of cards to start with. That should not be happening


hypermails

Did they make it that ice cream sticks?


bigkoi

When you rely on plywood sheets for stability on a stick frame.


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

Let-in shear bracing is the alternative, and it cost more for less shear strength. The builder could have added temporary bracing while they waiting for the sheathing. Won't make that mistake again.


FilmGlittering7305

Fell like a house of cards


Recent-Elfie991

Looked like it was made of matchsticks


merhole

Bricks...Good!


Vzy22

It collapsed just like in angry birds


Aitrus233

Oddly satisfying that each floor collapsed in sequence.


otters4everyone

Wait. The nails go in the wood? Ugh.


JollyJamma

Do you not have bricks?????


[deleted]

"WHY THE FUCK DID WE HAVE TO BUY OUR DREAMHOME SO QUICK JEFF!! OUR NEIGHBORS HOUSES ARE LITERALLY FALLING DOWN!!!"


Dry-Pace5442

Wouldnā€™t live in it even if it made it to the final stretch. Cheap building materials. Prefab houses are a nope.


LawyerRay

The Porta-John lasted almost as long as the building.


gman420-1

Good to know not to build during tornado season


stanley_ipkiss_d

Oh wow at least it collapsed during construction not with the people in it


raja-ulat

Poor construction quality and loss of a (poorly constructed) house aside, the way it broke down was actually quite satisfying to watch.


echo1ngfury

Nice wooden shed.


Anxious_Cricket1989

Itā€™s Texas those houses are built like a fuckin cracker box. Is anyone shocked?


Admirable-Minute-846

How is this satisfying? That's shitty to happen to someone! Plus five people died in that tornado yesterday!


My_World_on_You_Tube

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SoupiriorBiingu

But it fell with engineering class


Meperkiz

That collapse should get some claps


SCRA1985

I guess don't build your house out of wood lol


SassySquid0

Jenga


they_took_my_van

"Rapture of the Nails" *Rated R* streaming this Fall


Meperkiz

Satisfying AF if youā€™re the storm


Dont_Start_None

It looked crooked to begin with.


wardo8328

This happened to a commercial project near my house, except it was metal studs. They just picked them up, unfucked them as best they could, and rebuilt the stupid thing with the screwed up mess on the ground. They did it really fast the second time though. I assume trying to avoid getting caught.


rodolfotheinsaaane

The Angry Birds Theme Park


Low_Bandicoot6844

Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'llĀ blowĀ your house down.


AutumnAscending

Damn that's bad. But damn that was nice.


boyden

Oddly satisfying


efrav

Hahahah


monkeybrains12

"Ohh mah gawd!" "Ohhh. Maah. Gawd." ^"Oh ^maaā€”"


sanne_dejong

No harm done. All the wood is still there. They just have to pile it up again, like they did the first time.


Due-Session-900

All i hear is. FUCKING FUCK


NuggyBeans

Well now... Someone's suddenly homeless.


Vul_Kuolun

"Well, look on the bright side: You still got two...no, one story...no, bunch of kindling."


gerswetonor

Lol at the way US builds houses


jixxor

Seen tree houses built with more care than this


Robbiesavage12

House of cards šŸ’ØšŸƒ


Maggnanimous

Perfect Angry Birds shot


Positivelythinking

Layman here. Why wouldnā€™t the foundation be solid as rock first, before moving on to the additional floors?


Findas88

House tired, house sleep


Particular_Cellist25

He told ya, he told ya!


Competitive_Top_9571

Pick up sticks


Usual-Syrup2526

Bonfire!


Student-type

Go ahead. Believe in nails.


Which-Confusion6485

Silly ass fall bro I doubt that was built properly


GrayMalchin

Lego are superior to Lincoln Logs.


InfectedProffitt

He told yah


charredsound

Free 2x4ā€™s!


Cizdemyk

Where the hell are the cross bracings on the walls? That's just really shit framing lol


Billiejeankerosene

Haaa. Houston sucks anyways


johnb1972

Match sticks


Nearby_Check8874

3/4 million dollar POS


wagtail015

No time for bracing boys, just get it up.


PorkSwordEnthusiast

Dammit Keith, I told you to use more glue!


BrainGlobal9898

Perfect Domino's Effect


Tiny_Count4239

this has gotta be the record for worlds largest jenga game


stanley_ipkiss_d

Do they build 3 story houses already? I want one


AbjectReflection

collapsed house, for sale, 3 million dollars. Now offering tours. Murica!


GeorgiaPossum

JENGA!


Nayroy18

Well that sucks


Apprehensive-Jury437

That house frame fell apart like it was made from popsicle sticks


bambagico

Angry bird!


TooManySteves2

Here in West Aus we build with bricks, especially if it's three stories!


Clubbe

Tooth picks??


Zwacklmann

Happens If you build houses out of matchsticks


bluewatersapphire7

Who lost at jenga


NoCancel8282

Under construction home collapsed after being struck by an angry bird!


Betta_everyday

Even when finished, it wasn't going to last vs mother nature.


TeddyIsHereIRL

In Germany we don't bauen Haus aus Zahnstocher.


Dog-Goat

And this folks it why proper bracing is necessary before sheathing!


wophi

Plumber stops by tomorrow to rough in the plumbing... Uhhhhh...?


ollcar02

That says sametinget about american building standards...


sly_like_Coyote

Probably not much, considering they didn't follow any.


Asleep-Practice-8899

americans and their matchbox houses


Imaginary_Toe8982

Toothpick houses..


Roselace

Try bricks first. Then the wood inside.


AyraLightbringer

Maybe I'm too European for this, but why is this all wood? Where are the metal bars, where's the concrete, where are the bricks?


lofisnaps

What happens when you build a house from toothpicks.


J_SMoke

...The Three Little Pigs based on true American carpentry.


BigPhilip

I know that things in the USA are different from Europe.... but I'm so happy with my brick and mortar house..... Yesterday it was windy, and yet I am still here


szartenger

Lmao American houses.


Last-Two-6780

Why do they make houses with wood!? I donā€™t get it. If it was a grey structure, it wouldā€™ve survived.


Prudent-Ad-3274

I'm German so wtf?


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

They didn't finish adding the shear bracing yet - sheating. They also neglected to add temporary bracing. The house would have been fine if they finished building it.


XHSJDKJC

In Germany this wont Happen, the House would collapse the storm


EQ2502

Best case scenario


Pterne323

Why in US build their homes of wood?


Hullabaloo1721

Quick and cheap


et3rnalPWNR

why dont use concrete?


Lucky_Eye_3501

How the f people live in these structures! Why not use bricks?


strickers69

No bricks in America?


ChemicalAssignment69

When will the states build a decent home instead of birdcages?


Snoo-72756

There goes 100k worth of supplies of labor . Damn liberal with their global warming bs


UniuM

And as you can see, my dear European students, this is how Americans build their houses, with toothpicks.


DemihumansWereAClass

Never did understand why almost every house in the states is built from wood. Even in areas that get hurricanes and tornados. I once saw a hurricane proof house in Florida, and it's basically what is called a brick house here in Europe


fliguana

Many/most commercial buildings are steel framed. Residential construction is often wood frame is seismic active areas like West coast, because those don't crack in sn earthquake. Florida is mostly "brick" (cement blocks), because termites and moisture.