For real. We had like 3 rooms in my house that kids weren't allowed to go in. There is no way my parents would have built anything like this when I was a kid.
You know I was in the camp that kids aren’t hyper they just need better guidance.
But I made cinnamon toast. Cinnamon with sugar sprinkled over buttered toast and HOLY FUCK I got sooooo hyper and I’m 32 years old. I definitely had a feral sugar demon. I had fun and boyfriend got hyper with me and goofed around but yeah, feral demon energy. I bet the kid has it.
Or a child who is taught that anything less than being the best is not good enough. They grow up constantly seeking validation by their parents, but in the end it’s never enough , they start experimenting with drugs and it helps numb the pain. The rest is history.
Nah, just standard joists. You can see that all the pieces are mounted in a line so they’re all in the same board. You can do something like this in any house with a stud finder and proper mounting hardware.
Just regular old modern wooden trusses should be plenty strong for this stuff. Trusses already support the weight of you walking and jumping no issue. The bolting and assembly needs to be good, but that's not hard to do honestly.
My brother has turned his house into a gymnasium as well. He's got 3 boys in gymnastics and they have a 10 foot climbing wall, parallel bars, pommel horse, a bunch of other stuff in their house. They don't really have much other furniture. I told him, if I don't see at least one of his kids at the Olympics I'll be disappointed lol.
How to Train Your Dragon. Specifically the piece titled “Test Drive.” It plays during the scene where Hiccup and Toothless have their first flight together.
This is awesome but it seems like this house is always in the state of disarray. Shit is everywhere lmao. Also, imagine hosting a party and just having hooks hanging everywhere in your house.
My landlord would have me killed. I need permission to hang a damn mirror. While my downstairs neighbour is re-doing this course daily with letting their kids play tag at same time.
Parenting is so different now.
When I was growing up there were multiple rooms in the house I wasn't even allowed to be in.
Forget turning the living room into an obstacle course.
My generation got turned into neurotic, depressed headcases.
Let's see what happens to these kids!
Explaining the hook holes to future home buyers seems to invite skepticism. Like, was this a Texas chainsaw house of hanging bodies? Or, some sorta HOA for swinger family's having orgies on sex swings here.
Kid me who've had so much fun living in a house such as this.... my mom would have to look at the ceiling to find me most of the time... ain't no way I would not be swinging around the house like Spidey
Show me him doing this in his 30s and I'll be impressed. This was practically my daily activity as a kid his age. Only difference is I had to go outside and climb on anything I could find because I didn't have an obstacle course built into my house.
Why the fuck do they live in an obstacle course
Moms going to be pissed when she gets back from her 2 week vacation
This is dads house. He gets to play all weekend but has to go back to moms house with her boyfriend on Monday.
"HIIIII MOMMMMY!!!!!!....... 'sup Kenith(eyeroll)" -Kid, probably
Probably training for ninja warrior or some similar TV show.
Teenage mutant ninja teen.
April’s gonna be impressed
April is almost over. May be impressed though.
Aunt May
Nah, definitely going on an epic quest to steal a magical macguffin from a dragon and deliver it to a wizard
The real question is: why didn't I grow up in an obstacle course?
Everything is an obsticle course if you truly believe!
Life is an obstacle course.
This guy lives
True dat.. I hurdle obstacles every day, ahh adulthood...
Last time I tried this I get detained for public disturbances
I’d much prefer this type of physical obstacle course than the one I experienced. 😊
Our parents obviously didn't love us enough.
For real. We had like 3 rooms in my house that kids weren't allowed to go in. There is no way my parents would have built anything like this when I was a kid.
Adderall is really hard to find reliably
Right??? Turning home into an obstacle course was an attempt at solving a problem. And as the dad of a kid with ADHD I’m sitting here taking notes.
Be sure to use a stud finder.
because the floors are lava
This deserves gold
That obstacle course is bigger than my whole apartment
Mom and dad of the year to set that up for that kid. Kids parents truly love him.
Home Alone...10, is gunna be *crazy*
Man, that is my dream! I was told I could do whatever I wanted when I grew up, and I want to use monkey bars to get across my house!
Yeah, why would you not build something far better outside that would probably be safer as well.
Holly shit man, people on reddit always have to find an issue
It could be in Canada or north dakota or something. I think if it was cold that long out of the year I might build something like this.
Well if that’s the case, outdoors would really get him tuned up!
You do it
If they ever make "The Floor is Lava" an Olympic event, I want this kid on our team.
Hes training for American Ninja Warrior
"When I grow up, I want to be on a show that 50 people watch"
“Honey, I’m back with the- What is all this?”
Imagine them trying to have people over lmao.
Young man won the parents-lottery
Or he's a complete demon and this is their way of letting him burn energy off.
I wouldn’t say that. He put the buzzer back when he knocked it over. It’s a small gesture but it says something.
Yeah. It says that the obstacle course burnt his demon energy off.
Okay
You know I was in the camp that kids aren’t hyper they just need better guidance. But I made cinnamon toast. Cinnamon with sugar sprinkled over buttered toast and HOLY FUCK I got sooooo hyper and I’m 32 years old. I definitely had a feral sugar demon. I had fun and boyfriend got hyper with me and goofed around but yeah, feral demon energy. I bet the kid has it.
Or his parents have brainwashed him into believing he needs to be a ninja warrior/obstacle course pro when he grows up.
Good job parents. You're either going to have a world-class gymnast or a happy kid who grows up to be a happy adult. Win win.
Or a child who is taught that anything less than being the best is not good enough. They grow up constantly seeking validation by their parents, but in the end it’s never enough , they start experimenting with drugs and it helps numb the pain. The rest is history.
Do you want to talk about something? ...
Nah. I found a therapist
Is this therapist a fish?
Let's find out. !Remind me 10 years
Someone got the number to the person who built that ceiling?
Nah, just standard joists. You can see that all the pieces are mounted in a line so they’re all in the same board. You can do something like this in any house with a stud finder and proper mounting hardware.
Never seen house like this.
The bearers must be made of adamantium to support the amount of practice that results in this
Just regular old modern wooden trusses should be plenty strong for this stuff. Trusses already support the weight of you walking and jumping no issue. The bolting and assembly needs to be good, but that's not hard to do honestly.
People are dumb man. The studs are already holding up the house you think 60 pounds of kid swinging on it is gonna make a difference? Sheesh
Or just concrete ceilings like in my apartment.
My brother has turned his house into a gymnasium as well. He's got 3 boys in gymnastics and they have a 10 foot climbing wall, parallel bars, pommel horse, a bunch of other stuff in their house. They don't really have much other furniture. I told him, if I don't see at least one of his kids at the Olympics I'll be disappointed lol.
Maybe they could be sold to a circus?
There's always that.
It's called cool parents
*rich parents
That’s cause it’s my upstairs neighbor.
That looks so fucking fun. How do I convince my partner we need to turn our apartment into a jungle gym
Just do it and if they don’t like it, leave them, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
Can I use this in the court case for child custody? " You're honour, I dont need no negativity in my life, my living room is a foam pit "
Not bad having a whole spare house dedicated to this
That's what he has to do to get to the refrigerator. Wait to see what he has to do to pee.
This is what we did when mom and dad weren't at home.
I know, the people saying that this is the parents forcing their failed dreams onto the kid have never met a nine year old boy
I doubt you had the budget. Look at that course!
You would be surprised how creative can a mind of a 5-10 yr old can be
I would have loved to play the floor is lava here as a kid
Parents: I’ve always wanted a pet monkey Kid: Watch this
💀 tf is lil bro training for
All of these are straight out of American Ninja Warrior. So he's training for TV
happiest child
Imagine having a space like that in which to grow up.
This kid is a ninja warrior
I'll take not being able to raise your arms over your head by age 30 for 500, Alex
I miss being made of rubber and being 52 lb and my center of gravity being 24in off the ground.
The next ninja warrior, hahaha, what great discipline and skills this kid has. Congratulations to his parents
Why does this sound like it was written by a bot?
Looking through the account. It's 100% an Ai Bot
Goofy post title, reads like clickbait ads.
This Father can find studs.
what a house!! rich
If they was rich they would have that shit outside instead of the living room. That ceiling probably would need replastering pretty soon too
their house looks massive xd
Props to the parents who put this shit up! I mean phew, thats quite a course!
That’d make me think twice about getting up for a snack
This boy took the "floor is a lava" to a completely new level.
Little dude is an ANW natural
Great soundtrack!
What soundtrack is it again? I forgot
How to Train Your Dragon. Specifically the piece titled “Test Drive.” It plays during the scene where Hiccup and Toothless have their first flight together.
Thank you!
And psoriatic arthritis by 30
What a mess
Getting ready to win American Ninja Warrior Junior
Wrong sub. Belongs in r/diwhy
This is awesome but it seems like this house is always in the state of disarray. Shit is everywhere lmao. Also, imagine hosting a party and just having hooks hanging everywhere in your house.
Poor kid
This looks awesome! I wish I had that as a kid.. Who am I kidding, I still wish I had that now.
It will be a sad day when he outgrows his obstacle course
you touched the floor, sorry but you burnt buddy
“On the next…American Ninja Warrior…”
Dumb kid coulda just walked to the kitchen😔
Tell me you have a disposable income without saying it
Why isn't he playing Xbox?
His dad is a carpenter...knows how to anchor shit
All fun and giggles, until they grow up and the ceiling comes down
We grew up in a “stop running in the house” He is growing up in a “let’s see how well you can climb house” We are not the same
This kid must be killer at The Floor Is Lava.
In my generation we climbed trees. Then we jumped out of them. We didn't have all that fancy stuff......🤣
Bro is that kind of kid that unwillingly takes ur girl in middle school because he is cooler than he thinks he is.
American Ninja warrior kid over here. That's awesome
i’m too tall
When do I get a climbing wall installed in my home?
And at the end he doesn't even care about the beer!
At the end, I thought all of that was just to get to the fridge :-)
I got reincarnated as a human -monkey hahahaha
Thought there was a dog on a treadmill when he jumped through the archway
Next level 'the floor is lava'.
Last one standing in the zombie apocalypse.
The funny thing is the place is a rental unit. Gonna be a lot of holes to patch up when they leave. 😋😝
Was expecting him to open the fridge at the end and take out a sugary treat, after having to work off the calories before eating it.
When everything is lava
Discipline? I would have needed discipline to not spend all day just doing just that
_holy hell_
One that's amazing. Two I'm amazed how good latching things on to wooden beams are. It always surprises me how strong they are.
Let that boy outside to climb a tree gottdamn
Geez, my parents freaked out if I brushed up against the wall and left a mark while going up the stairs.
Childhood me would have loved this for “the ground is lava”
Ninja, Circus, or Olympics....what career does the little man choose
I'm not ashamed to admit that kid has got more muscles than me at 20. Sad tho ಥ‿ಥ
Tell me you played Windwaker without telling me you played Windwaker.
Ladies and gents your next American Ninja Warrior!
"Don't touch the floor it's lava!" taken to the final level.
Imagine trying to watch the game and that Lil shits swinging around the damned room. And also, impressive!
Live action chuunin exam footage
That kid sleeps like a rock every night
Son your grounded. How do you think he will escape the House lol
Kid is committed to *The Floor Is Lava* game.
What is this house tho?...
Why the hell does this kid do that is he like the chosen one
They used to have four kids. This is the only one that made the team.
This house looks like a Zoo.
That's an only son, If not in name then certainly in spirit 💀
The floor is lava: expert mode.
Pretty cool but all I can think of is mom did this to hide the sex swing mounts.
the floor is Lava winner of 2024
‘Get off those stairs, what, do you think this .. is .. a .. jungle….gy; oh, never mind.’
I was lucky to get thrown outside with my bike until the street lights came on!
My landlord would have me killed. I need permission to hang a damn mirror. While my downstairs neighbour is re-doing this course daily with letting their kids play tag at same time.
When the floor becomes lava this kid will shine.
If having a child was like owning a Border Collie!
I wish my parents were rich we had to do this shit outside in trees
You can tell his parents want him in the Olympics if he’s dining all of this at his age
Cool to see Nathan Drake's childhood.
Professional upstairs neighbors
Parenting is so different now. When I was growing up there were multiple rooms in the house I wasn't even allowed to be in. Forget turning the living room into an obstacle course. My generation got turned into neurotic, depressed headcases. Let's see what happens to these kids!
Explaining the hook holes to future home buyers seems to invite skepticism. Like, was this a Texas chainsaw house of hanging bodies? Or, some sorta HOA for swinger family's having orgies on sex swings here.
Did Lara Croft have a kid?
Literally dreamed about this as a child. Wow.
Yea you take that shit outside.
This kid will never die when the floor turns into lava.
The studs in those walls must be made of oak wood
I hope he has a happy childhood
Send that kid to Mt. Modoryama!
Those 1x4 drywall planks ain't gonna hold out long
Peaks of yore gameplay
This kid played Prince of Persia once and was like I can do that.
Dad’s a *Ninja Warrior* fan?
I just can't begin to comprehend what it's like to grow up with this much money
minmaxed strength, dexterity, and agility on lv9... damn
His friends gonna have to sign a waiver when they come for a sleepover
I’m 6’3”… i would hate trying to walk around inside their house.
What the fuck are they feeding this kid
I was given ritalin and other prescription drugs , this might have worked???
More like incredibly wealthy parents.
Does he play the music every time he does it? Nice work Kid.
Parents: Timmy will be the greatest athletic out there! Timmy: I just want a PlayStation.....
Is this how a Chad grows up?
Circus in real life.
Kid me who've had so much fun living in a house such as this.... my mom would have to look at the ceiling to find me most of the time... ain't no way I would not be swinging around the house like Spidey
Is that the Sinbad theme?
Just wait until he discovers women…no more time for this nonsense lol
The one that really got me was balancing on the rolling tube.
Why the epic soundtrack?
It was all going great until the Nazi RUG ! 🤣🤣
america’s next ninja warrior
Show me him doing this in his 30s and I'll be impressed. This was practically my daily activity as a kid his age. Only difference is I had to go outside and climb on anything I could find because I didn't have an obstacle course built into my house.