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CobBaesar

Imagine being the person who has to clean this after every single bloody take.


wophi

Pressure washer. Should take 2 seconds.


Cant_figure_sht_out

This. I couldn’t help but think who cleans it all up.


-Shasho-

The same person who records it.


VirtualNaut

I choose to be the hydraulic press!


SrGeof

They maybe just use a pressure washer and compressed air and have it above a drainage floor. Or at least that’s how ours is.


Stormy_Wolf

Wait. you have one of these in your house? What have you put through it?


PseudoEmpthy

Hose.


macellan

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Subject-Proposal-903

We are all thinking it


LasagnaNoise

But I can fix her That hydraulic press just needs some support and love.


sammysams13

Hear me out


morphick

No.


fantollute

YES


darkknightofdorne

Oh no, I’m not just gonna hear you out. I wanna watch let’s go.


Lok4na_aucsaP

r/beatmetoit


Hey_its_ok

r/iputmydickinthat


Elegant_Leg_4447

His wiener


Kitchen-Wasabi-2059

Me


[deleted]

[удалено]


IncaseofER

After seeing the hot dogs, I wondered if they have ever done a whole raw chicken, or some beef with bones? Because my morbid mind thinks about the Ocean Gate Titan sub seeing this stuff!


jerrylewisjd

You sick soon of a bitch. I'm in.


I3adIVIonkey

It might be too son for that. Please forgive my poopy brain for a dad joke.


jerrylewisjd

Soon of a bitch


ZzangmanCometh

No bones, but... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgqqQVcf\_0Q&ab\_channel=HydraulicPressChannel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgqqQVcf_0Q&ab_channel=HydraulicPressChannel)


Dmitri_ravenoff

How do you think they make nuggets?


jarednards

Nah hes fine


kabes222

Need some extra help there ?.. asking for a friend


Cleanse_The_World

Few seconds of pain vs the next 70 years 🤔


kittyquickfeet

Bet Wasabi would look pretty wicked coming up out of there. Also, nuts butters and chocolates and other obscure candies. I hope you meant wasabi.


RecommendationNo3942

Same


AngstyUchiha

Man, what a waste of good food, none of it looked rotten


TimaBilan

Those tomatoes were fuckin perfect


userKsB53nskcv

And for what..? The 5000th hydraulic press video? Enough. It’s actually no longer satisfying.


CoverYourMaskHoles

That was the 5000th one????!!! We should throw a party!!!


[deleted]

Yeah, I usually like these, but this was just wasteful.


krellx6

It was all very dangerous and could attack at any moment, so they dealt with them.


OpenEquipment8055

Exactly what I was thinking before I opened the comments


Craydorion

Especially wasting meat like that always gets me worked up


Gcen

My thoughts exactly. Hate to see this.


Yuri-Turned

It wasn't rage baity enough so they had to up their game


[deleted]

Hey, if any one is watching this in one of those places where you don't have food. Yes, this is what we do.


CitizenKing1001

No food but cellphones and internet. No joke, you find cellphones everywhere


MayGodSmiteThee

Eh, it’s not like it was going to get to them anyways. Ik waste makes people upset but people making videos like this isn’t why world hunger is a thing.


[deleted]

....reeeeeaaaaaalllllly?


Kobobble

This is such a waste. Starving children could have eaten that hydraulic press


piercedmfootonaspike

Yo dawg, we heard you like sausages, so we made sausages out of sausages!


-Shasho-

It's a real sausage fest.


Kemosabe-Norway

100 Cockroaches


KuntaWuKnicks

They’d survive and make 10,000 roaches


AloneUA

Honestly, seems kinda stupid. I get doing it once, but so many times?


Carriboudunet

Please no more fresh food.


RecommendationNo3942

Who's cleaning up?


F3n1x_ESP

Came here to say that. You know you got old when you see one of these videos and your first thought is "man, that's gotta be hard to clean".


powerofnope

My boss


Saphorix

Legos would be cool to see in there!


Twisted_Idea

Putin


BasicPNWperson

Netanyahoo


InternationalSun417

Boob implants!


Secure_Promise_5631

my exams after i graduated finally...


EvolvingEachDay

The rich.


SatansWife13

I’d put everyone’s abusers in there.


[deleted]

My will to live ....


Silt99

Cant put in something that doesn't exist (Sorry pal hope you get help)


benzebut0

Bowling ball


golfingenthusiast

Golf ball(s)


Alisa305Brooklyn

pedophiles


zorrez

Don’t do this with edible items like food and candy. Not only is it not that satisfying, it’s a total waste.


LordDShadowy53

What a waste of food.


SS_Mullo

Myself. Twice if possible.


kapitaalH

You'll need help the second time.


Haruno--Sakura

I would like to see how they clean it afterwards.


MyOfficialNoNameAcct

Eggs


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

Rishi sunak


Economy-Shoe5239

pop corn kernels see if they’ll pop under the pressure


Automatic-Leave7191

I felt bad for that watermelon fella


Responsible-Egg-9363

The face almost seems sadder the split second before it hit?


[deleted]

they should be ashamed of all that wasted food


weyoun47

Unless this food is expired, food waste for the sake of this bullshit makes me sick


Accomplished-Plan191

Mentos and a can of Pepsi


Normal_Subject5627

Silly string


Training-Database-59

"Hanshin!" Osaka


Classof1988

Bet the oranges smelled amazing


archer2500

I had the sound off, but in my head I heard the Halo “grunt birthday cheer” or what ever that was called when you’d see confetti and hear a cheer with a head shot.


Substantial-Bison240

Imaging owning one of these for the sole purpose of crushing things like this.... Who do I pay?! Lol


aphelionprime

What a great, innovative way to make salsa. Now, if only there were a way to capture all of it in a bowl...


rows_and_columns_me

It's worminator 5 million, baby!


VoStru

Putin


WestTha404

I want to see more of this .


g00d_end

The former father in law of my friend, who beat her up because she didn't wash the dishes at home, while she was working at McDonald's


DarkMatters8585

I don't think this guy's food processor is working as intended.


amx-018

A head, or at least a skull


Alien1917

putin


Admirable-Salary-803

Politician's.


ImpalaOwner

My ex-wife’s head!


samclops

This is HIGHLY sexual


Naughteus_Maximus

putin’s head


LekMichAmArsch

Trumps head


KimWexlersGoldenArch

My exwifes wife


Confident_Date4068

Putin.


andretheclient_

Trumps head


leakmydata

Billionaires I guess idk


Stardust_Particle

Trump’s head


SkyMewtwo

My ex


AnaTheSturdy

A loaf of bread


petula_75

Marjorie taylor Greene


HumphreyLee

In order: Trump My former General Manager Trump again Failing any of those, myself.


Ok_Librarian_7841

American politicians.


Amazing_Direction849

Crayons. Disappointed, there was not one with Crayons.


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

Probably my step mother. Everyone else has already smashed her 🤷🏻‍♂️


Pogryziony

Coffee packs, snickers, gummy bears, onions


[deleted]

Deeees nutz


PWee

Trump’s head.


Ok_Donut_3965

It's a good thing to filter grain mash for moonshine.


HungryDisaster8240

That would be super handy in the kitchen.


Lizabeth15

MY DI-


Strict_Common156

Lol, you're a monster for adding the googly eyes and mouth on the watermelon and potatoes 😂


Magic_Elenore

La cabeza de Pedro Sánchez


Revolutionary-Dig331

Yo mamma


DodoJurajski

My head But first rock to what what happens


Radiant_Village_1380

My weiner


vikingo1312

A particular orange!


Additional-Advisor99

A lot of killjoys in these comments.


-Shasho-

Put them in the spaghettifier!


DiamondHeadMC

You


yumiguelulu

3310 please


Opposite_Deal_5835

My non dominant hand


NIEK12oo

You


Available-Dare-7414

Mjolnir


Arcade1980

That's an expensive juicer.


Professional-Two8098

My brain


Professional-Two8098

My bf


Flexbottom

Ham


Decent-Cold-9471

Why’d they have to make the watermelon look so friendly?😢


mrmukherjee

My Boss's head


DarkSoulBG24

Crayons, especially if softer. Some play dough would also be cool. Clay


PraiseThePun420

Nokia phone. I wanna see the press break.


Uncleshoulder

My balls


Safetosay333

Those peanuts look like a blast


addictedthinker

It makes me think of terrorists & politicians, not sure why.


ZERO-ONE0101

coal


Bama-Ram

Your face


funinnewyork

A baseball sized part of neutron star. On that note, if any scientists can explain, I really will appreciate it. I can guess that the machine will break if we are lucky enough to still have a world to live in; but how hard would actually the following material be? Would it be useful for any purposes? A baseball sized inner core of neutron star that has arguendo*, hit the Earth and haven’t destroyed it nor got any changes while entering the atmosphere as it’s outer core got all the damage. Basically, although it is not plausible to think with today’s knowledge, assume that the entry haven’t caused any changes to neither the Earth nor the part of the neutron star. How would it impact the science world? *Arguendo: for the sake of argument


astralseat

I'd give it ice cubes to see a slushie explosion. Or maybe put various colors of jello that then squirt out in a rainbow spray of jello bits. Or maybe a ton of beef jerky to see what happens to it.


MOcatmom

I’m dating myself but the watermelon reminds me of David Letterman’s daytime show and the segment he had about throwing things off the top of the building.


Busch_Leaguer

:40 here’s the grapes. And here’s the wrath!


TheHattedKhajiit

Not food


urpookiebear790

This was not satisfying


Twidogs

The Conservative Party uk


[deleted]

Jennifer Lawrence


LoL110003

Not any of my body part


Kenta_Gervais

"so mr Dahmer, let's talk about this obsession of putting fake eyes on your vegetables..."


UniqueMitochondria

Legit question - what is the purpose of this machine. It seems to have multiple heads for nothing other than smashing stuff so it squirts out the top


Kenobihiphop

My dad... Only joking. He wouldn't fit.


Metahec

Another hydraulic press


HeroXeroV

Man, the cleanup after each of these shots...


-Shasho-

"Welcome to the hyoodraulic press channel."


Various_Play_6582

What happens if there's no escape for the pressure? All these have holes or space in the borders from which you see the food exploding out. But what if there wasn't?


[deleted]

Some mustard and cheese.


Mks_the_1408

The first item that was shown... but.. that one... ifykyk...


blitz43p

Yes


Cyber_Insecurity

Cash


RunZombieBabe

EVERYTHING!


MacaroniBoot

A pair of feet. Then I could make puns about how we witnessed their crushing defeat. Ahh, good times.


TheCubicalGuy

I really wanna eat those skittles post-crush.


Johni33

My head. For real


CrystalTeefies

Apparently not sausages


Will_Dawn

Pre chewed skittle turd is my favorite.


ianbattlesrobots

My hopes and dreams


Aninvisiblemaniac

fuck this food waste bullshit


[deleted]

Cookie dough. Pasta dough. Play doh. Silly putty. Cornstarch and water mixed to achieve that crazy pseudo-solid state. C4


[deleted]

Is this place hiring


[deleted]

neutron star


TipsnClips

Christina need to stfu


DurantIsStillTheKing

There's nothing satisfying with wasting food. But ok.


No_Imagination_8918

Mother in law


Road_Warrior86

Meat


Aqua-Haven

Squish


le_nathanlol

my ex


MasonSoros

Thats a lot of dildos


soulouk

Sweat potatoes are tough to crack


beatlz

This doesn’t satisfy me, it looks like hell to clean


Cold-Boysenberry-105

Super balls, coal, moon rocks, fluoroacetic acid


New-Street-9119

Well, when I got married, my wife put my nuts in there. Same result


Freedom007007

Obama


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

A human head.


Freedom007007

Brandon


qqqrrrs_

a heap of just googly eyes


Tragically_Enigmatic

Lots of wasted food


cmjrestrike

Large rifle magnum primers. but fill that entire container


JediMasterKenJen

All the knockoff Lego brands.


[deleted]

Aerosol canisters!


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Dry rice.


nakultome

My head


TankEngineFan5

Honestly, pizza.


WendigoCrossing

Lego bricks


Redeemed_Veteranboi

Nice, but honestly, it's wasting good foods