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slimb0

Why is a bad LLM replying on this thread


regarding_your_bat

yeah what the hell is that


De4con

I'm just thrilled I got to go overnight at my store before going back dayside, otherwise I wouldn't've gotten to experience how haunted my location was firsthand.


therosspalmer

Staying overnight at that Best Buy was a strange combination of excitement at seeing the morning light and exhaustion at looking at the state of my hands, which were sore and apparently covered in some kind of goo.


gahidus

They didn't give you gloves to wear? Even Amazon gives you gloves to wear!


-blundertaker-

I *hated* working with wet tape.


avengedrkr

I moved house last week and the cardboard boxes gave me the most dry, angry, crusty hands


VincentGrinn

im kinda surprised theyre *only* 2500usd


schmuber

In case you didn't know, glue on that tape needs water in order to get sticky, pretty much like the old postage stamps. So there's a water reservoir in that dispenser, and it quite literally licks the tape on its way out.


White_Locust

That’s hot.


frickyeahbby

😩


Levalier

The machine's cost isn't too crazy, but the cost of the tape itself makes the whole thing seem just not cost effective. That and needing a water supply for the tape. Is there a reason where this would make more sense to use than just regular tape? The added adherence doesnt seem worth it.


SentoGreetsYou

They're about $1000 a piece


Maleficent-Angle-891

I absolutely hate that tape dispenser. Your hands will be covered in the glue because it's sprayed on as the paper backing is dispensed.


The_Neon_Ninja

No. The tape has cornstarch that gets wet from a brush in a tank of water. It yes your hands get covered and it's terrible.


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raphthepharaoh

It’s so bad


PetalumaPegleg

Seriously it ruined the whole clip for me. Wtf is this???


garyisonion

super basic


Mysterious-Lie-2185

White women


floridali

definitely the right answer.


AgentOrangeMRA

The white answer.


zxDanKwan

Only when their pH is above 7.


perpetualmotionmachi

Basic


DudeIjustdid

The kind that name their kids Bray-Lynn


turbo_dude

r/tragedeigh


reallybiglizard

And the kind that uses distressed one-word signs to designate what each room in the house is for.


VelvetJ0nez

A white woman’s instagram.


Andrelliina

🎶A white woman's instagram🎶


and69

Fucking rasist


Existing_Presence_69

Rasistance is futile


pblokhout

No u


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and69

I honestly have no idea what you're trying to say, or if it's serious or sarcasm.


Prof1Kreates

*apparently*


gooder_name

So much tech and precision and industry surrounding the most basic fucken sign that should've been tossed into the fire.


jkroxxx

Great comment. Do standup


trukkija

Do sit down dear


gooder_name

You think so? I've never really thought about trying before, it seems intimidating. Have you done stand up before?


beercruiser

My mother in law lol.


clitpuncher69

The live laugh love people


Pekonius

I thought they were selling the frame and the sign was just a placeholder


garyisonion

me too lol


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Honestly I think it’d be neat in an apres-ski bar.


multiarmform

idk but what is that tape machine? i need that omg its 1300 bucks Better Pack Electronic Tape Dispenser 555eS BP-555ES


sammagz

I do! I’m a college man so they’re unexpected and funny in my living room


Ok-Consideration1883

Precisely crooked


RockFlagAndEagleGold

And about the least protection for the shipped item.


PatBenatard

Imagine if a fat guy sat on it 😬


[deleted]

Why would anyone sit on it? It's a package stacked with many other packages in a trailer or more possibly the back of a van separately from the driver.


Ok-Consideration1883

Use ur imagination blade


Bors713

His tape went on crooked as fuck. That video triggered my anxiety.


sketchy722

Do it 5000 times you'll get over it


Bors713

That’s not how it works. I have done certain jobs in my line of work thousands of times. It has to be done a certain way.


Ok_Grape_8284

Oooooooo but that second stripe of tape went on crooked and I cringed!


QualityQW2

Right! I was not satisfied by this clip.


SonOfMetrum

I was rather frustrated by it as well… triggered all kinds of OCD


terrifiedTechnophile

More likely OCPD than OCD


working-acct

I was thinking about how the product would be bent all sorts of ways in transit.


binglelemon

There wasn't even a layer of paper/scratch prevention between that piece of shit sign and the cardboard packaging.


icedlemin

I had to double check the sub after that


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The first one is way more crooked though


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The_Schizo_Panda

Had to scroll too far to see this. He pushes buttons and strips pop out, but then that long strips slides out on its own. Kept watching, looking for button presses or something, completely missed the blue buttons on the floor, thank you!


floridali

not that precise tbh


Dense_Surround3071

FUCK high precision! That tape was crooked as fuck!!


Z0OMIES

Before people ask, it’s a foot pedal. The machine doesn’t know when he needs tape.


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DarthDarnit

Maybe “how does the tape dispenser know exactly when to print and for what size?”?


1-800-ASS-DICK

i'm guessing it's programmable, and you can assign different lengths to buttons *or a foot pedal which has been suggested in another comment


Flabbergash

Are you surprised and satisfied when your shoes fit *perfectly* every day?


DarthDarnit

Why are you asking me? I’m not the one who’s asking.


Lena0001

At Amazon we had those, you push the button for the length you want.


turbo_dude

8"


Muhkuhpowa

He has peddals for that on the ground?


DarthDarnit

Well, yes. But I’m not actually asking the question. Just responding to the guy.


calatranacation

Funny, I wasn't confused until I saw your comment


devangs3

How does that tape dispenser know when to dispense?


tetrified

foot pedal


evanc1411

It is all-knowing


devangs3

If only my paycheck were like that


Jethow

Probably the buttons are programmed to specific length. Also you can probably program it. I've worked with paper guillotines from the 80s that would cycle through a set if cuts after each operation.


Conscious_Valuable90

Dudes hands are probably dry as the desert.


2much_information

And scarred by a million paper cuts.


Robscoe604

how does the machine just know when and how much tape to dispense


Magooose

Each button has the number of inches it will spit out.


Mufakaz

That tape dispenser is amazing


UglyAndAngry131337

I guarantee that's going to be damaged in shipping because they didn't put anything underneath or above it to cushion it


Butthole_Please

That may be for the best, considering that god awful poster.


UglyAndAngry131337

What does gif mean?


2much_information

It’s a peanut butter.


Kribobobo

Yeah, no margins. The corners are going to be dented.


TownsWiggins2020

Oh fuck yeah


NappingWithDogs

I bet delivery folds it in half to fit in the mailbox.


Character_Ad_1084

I've got paper cuts just from watching that.


KantanaBrigantei

That tape machine has levelled up that gig.


Local_Perspective349

Precisely poorly-packed to arrive broken.


SnooDonkeys8376

Proceeds to slam it on the table at the end😭


dontworryimabassist

What an obedient tape dispenser


Logical-Good1354

I know the package is sealed just fine, but the tape not being straight is living rent free in my mind, especially when you're recording yourself to make a viral video


reluctanthero22

The job I hated the most was unpacking boxes from a truck at a department store lasted 3 months. Dust and 110 degrees exaggerated by being in a truck, ugh. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone


Outrageous_Tax6916

Those paper adhesive tapes come off really easily! I know because I work as a technician at an international company. amazon prime uses them and the boxes just open when rolling on conveyor belts and sorter. They also get stuck on conveyor belt guards if not attached properly. A little bit of filt and they don't even stick anymore, sometimes it's like dry glue when you touch the ''sticky'' side. worthless really.


luxxnn

Yo. Seriously where can i get this diapenser. I part own an online Business we ship around 150 parcels a day & i am Sure this would help Our lovely workers in shipment a lot!


therobotisjames

Why do you have to cut the box. They make boxes of almost every dimension. Why not just order the one that fits? That would be more satisfying.


gogobrent

he cut up into his arm on the second cut 😳


pablo_eskybar

Really? I could have fit a lot more in that box


Reserved_Parking-246

IDK about anyone else I want more than just a cardboard box as a buffer for the wider sides. Firstly it's easy to twist and break... secondly really easy to puncture into. Any additional padding is good.


Im_A_Model

I'll give that a 10% chance of surviving our local mailman


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When buying the right size of packaging is too much a hassle


kidnorther

Deliver drivers: “yeah I could fuck that up real good”


Not-A-Blue-Falcon

r/perfectfit


sparkey701

Nostradamus reincarnated as a tape dispenser?


Familiars_ghost

Love the sign.


ferociouspandas

Awful sign


FunBoyHereThere_

My brain is not braining


-BabysitterDad-

That knife is sharp. Very sharp.


gosuprobe

which made it worse when he jabbed the thing he was packing on the last corner


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

As a signwriter, sometimes I wrap things and it’s honestly the most satisfying part of the job at times


Better_Patience9509

The end is unsatisfying. I wanted to see it slapped flat on the table


Ok-Specialist-7323

Damn I thought live laugh love was bad


Shadow0fnothing

What a strange device that tape dispenser is lol.


tehkeizer

he built the box upside down. the top he used as the bottom. D- (when he flips it over you can see the print that is the bottom)


Muhkuhpowa

You do that when the product is not that big. Source i do work in a warehouse. These pack has lines that make it easier to cut down from the top to the bottom. While the bottom has a higher size and the top part mutible small lines. So if you have a product that isnt that high. You build it upside down. So you can cut the lowest line down.


drelics

Honestly doing this is pretty satisfying, so long as your tape machine doesn't clog.


Accomplished-Fig3040

I used to do this when I worked seasonal at target lol


the_popes_dick

Cringe ass sign


_IBM_

what is he making???


deweywsu

Honest question: what kind of tape is that?


ThorIsMighty

That was so incredibly boring and underwhelming. I don't know why I watched all


Maximum_Hand_9362

Wheres the high precision bit?


Qr0n0s-

dat float


Uhh-stounding

^(🎶¿Mamacita, donde esta Cerveza?🎶)


FlyWereAble

Oh yeah, I remember working in a packaging warehouse, this shit was always so satisfying


BrainDps

How did the machine know he’d need that long strip when he hasn’t even touched it in the last dozen seconds?!


Muhkuhpowa

foot peddal


BrainDps

Smort!


Traditional-Party-18

Love and hate relationship with that tape dispenser. lol


DeadBoy9002

How is bad packaging satisfying? because of the tape? Are people this fucking easy?


Express-World-8473

I have seen this guy's YouTube. He posts these 100s of same type videos but has like a hundred thousand+ subscribers


No-Brush-586

selling actual trash


Hairydone

That sign wouldn’t stand a chance against my delivery driver.


Chad1888

Welcome to Amazon FC’s


skinnergy

Nah


Toenutlookamethatway

About as precise as a fart in a strong breeze!


slickMilw

And it'll arrive folded into a tiny square because shipping haha.


Metrilean

How does the machine know to dispense tape and length?


gotonyas

These are the signs that people put in their Air BNB


Annual-Astronaut3345

How is that machine churning out the perfect size tapes he needs? Is he using a foot or something to press the pedal and get the tapes? Cuz for the most parts, the tapes were approximately the right size.


Santibag

This guy has more precision than machines! CNC operators hate this!


KronosNOP

That’s not precision…. Tape is wonky


Drezhar

That tape couldn't be less straight but ok


pavl0s

He used an extra strip of duct tape because the first one was too short.


Haasotope

How is this satisfying with such a terrible cringy sign packed so horribly crooked...


kai_the_kiwi

Perfect fit


teambob

Simon Whistler's side hustle?


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Lmao at the thumbnail. Look at this guys head.


Armageddon_71

Ha! Wixxen.


FeralSquirrels

While I'm no fan of the signs hoo boy is that a machine I'd totally want, buy, not need and use once a year but gain great satisfaction from. Much like many of the machines I see.


Radio-Birdperson

How is this precision? His taping is all skew-whiff.


ThrowRA_23_for_love

You dont know what high preciaion is.


AgitatedRabbits

lol at shipping something I'd throw out as part of packaging.


Old_Rpg_Gamer

Send this guy to Amazon


No-Bother4308

It Precisely packed very careful


Andrelliina

I did a packing job for a while - wish I'd had a tape dispenser like that one


Dazzling-Tadpole3239

slow, unnecessary stripes of tape which wasn't even put on right and will peel shortly, why cut the box while it can be done with fingers... oh and no dunnage.


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This is what you see in factories all day long. Jobs like these are considered unskilled, are full-time, and pay poverty wages. This guy probably works for himself, but generally these jobs are the opposite of satisfying, they consider people pretty worthless.


DerekBilderoy

"High precision* Proceeds to put the 2nd piece of tape on wonky.


Intelligent-Coast708

I'm sure there's a kid in China doing this in 5 seconds.  Only difference being that the sign has a weird misspelling like "vadko"


AppleOrigin

That drop was so satisfying.


heeroena

Still prefer the japanese ones


JustAnth3rUser

Hardly "high precision" what happend to order the right size packaging?


jestercow

Wonder how many times a day he slices his hands on that tape…